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Race for the Lid!!!
« on: April 03, 2017, 03:51:09 pm »
RACE FOR THE LID XIX
Contest Rules:
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1.  Whatever the rules are, BudGirl (your RFTL judge and jury for 2017) can change them any time for any reason, including whim.  The purpose of this rule is not to promote chaos, but to preempt wailing, moaning, whining, and griping.
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2.  A Pick is determined by the number of wins.  Picks below 80 should not win, even if they’re right they’re wrong.  They will be accepted and you can be a winner but no one will like you.
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3.  All picks are in this thread.  Picks out of this thread are DQ’d unless BudGirl changes the rules.
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4.  One pick per person. If multiple picks, first poster get the pick.
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5. The grand prize, of course, is an Astros cap of BudGirl's choosing from Astros.com.  BudGirl is allowed to make rulings on prize disputes that may arise... namely; she gets to tell you to go to hell if you whine that you should get the prize!
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6.  NO PICKS WILL BE ACCEPTED UNTIL THE OFFICIAL COMMENCEMENT TIME.
OFFICIAL COMMENCEMENT TIME:
BEGINS : Tuesday, April 5th at 10:00 AM CST
CLOSES:  Tuesday, April 6th at first pitch 
No picks will be accepted after first pitch on April 5th, unless BudGirl decides otherwise.
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7.  Verification of picks is determined by BudGirl.  If she needs help, she will request it.
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8.  If there is no correct pick BudGirl will find a winner by a method of her choosing.
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9.  Game 1 of the 2017 season will not be included in the win total (in other words, the pick is based on games 2-162.)
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10.  The previous year's winner is not eligible to pick.
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11.   Here’s the list of past winners:

2016 - WVastro
2015 – Fredia
2014 – HudsonHawk
2013 – Fynn
2012 – Ebby Calvin
2011 – no winner
2010 – Lurch
2009 - Ron Brand
2008 – EasTexAstro
2007 - no winner
2006  - Fredia
2005  - Drew Corleone
2004  - Andyzipp
2003  - Jim R
2002  - no winner
2001  - Neil T.
2000  - no winner
1999  - Astrobabe

Good Luck and may be the best fan win!
« Last Edit: April 03, 2017, 03:55:03 pm by BudGirl »
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Re: Race for the Lid!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2017, 03:55:59 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2017, 04:11:38 pm »
Read the rules.  sorry

I read the rules, and became confused about when Tuesday, April 5th and Tuesday, April 6th are going to occur.  I think its 2023 and 2024.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2017, 05:57:53 am »
I read the rules, and became confused about when Tuesday, April 5th and Tuesday, April 6th are going to occur.  I think its 2023 and 2024.
Of if it has already been decided to accept picks after the first pitch on the 5th but not beyond the first pitch on the 6th, notwithstanding that they are both Tuesdays.
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Re: Race for the Lid!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2017, 08:17:31 am »
Of if it has already been decided to accept picks after the first pitch on the 5th but not beyond the first pitch on the 6th, notwithstanding that they are both Tuesdays.

you cannot play this year.
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Re: Race for the Lid!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2017, 08:17:48 am »
I read the rules, and became confused about when Tuesday, April 5th and Tuesday, April 6th are going to occur.  I think its 2023 and 2024.

you also cannot play this year.
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2017, 08:20:55 am »
Yes, there was an error, if you commented on the error, you don't get to have a qualified pick.  I feel like that's only right since I can make the rules.

Please see the corrected rules.

RACE FOR THE LID XIX
Contest Rules:
________________________________________

1.  Whatever the rules are, BudGirl (your RFTL judge and jury for 2017) can change them any time for any reason, including whim.  The purpose of this rule is not to promote chaos, but to preempt wailing, moaning, whining, and griping. 
________________________________________

2.  A Pick is determined by the number of wins.  Picks below 80 should not win, even if they’re right they’re wrong.  They will be accepted and you can be a winner but no one will like you.
________________________________________

3.  All picks are in this thread.  Picks out of this thread are DQ’d unless BudGirl changes the rules.
________________________________________

4.  One pick per person. If multiple picks, first poster get the pick.
________________________________________

5. The grand prize, of course, is an Astros cap of BudGirl's choosing from Astros.com.  BudGirl is allowed to make rulings on prize disputes that may arise... namely; she gets to tell you to go to hell if you whine that you should get the prize!
________________________________________

6.  NO PICKS WILL BE ACCEPTED UNTIL THE OFFICIAL COMMENCEMENT TIME.
OFFICIAL COMMENCEMENT TIME:
BEGINS : Tuesday, April 4th at 10:00 AM CST
CLOSES:  Tuesday, April 4th at first pitch 
No picks will be accepted after first pitch on April 4th, unless BudGirl decides otherwise.
________________________________________

7.  Verification of picks is determined by BudGirl.  If she needs help, she will request it.
________________________________________

8.  If there is no correct pick BudGirl will find a winner by a method of her choosing.
________________________________________

9.  Game 1 of the 2017 season will not be included in the win total (in other words, the pick is based on games 2-162.)
________________________________________

10.  The previous year's winner is not eligible to pick.
________________________________________

11.   Here’s the list of past winners:

2016 - WVastro
2015 – Fredia
2014 – HudsonHawk
2013 – Fynn
2012 – Ebby Calvin
2011 – no winner
2010 – Lurch
2009 - Ron Brand
2008 – EasTexAstro
2007 - no winner
2006  - Fredia
2005  - Drew Corleone
2004  - Andyzipp
2003  - Jim R
2002  - no winner
2001  - Neil T.
2000  - no winner
1999  - Astrobabe

Good Luck and may be the best fan win!
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2017, 09:59:56 am »
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2017, 10:00:02 am »
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Oye. Vamos, vamos.

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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2017, 10:00:27 am »
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ETA: I was going by the world clock on my iPhone, which was fractionally ahead of the OWA clock. Hence the repost.

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86 because its my numb er
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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2017, 10:01:06 am »
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The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2017, 10:07:47 am »
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« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2017, 10:17:08 am »
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ETA: I was going by the world clock on my iPhone, which was fractionally ahead of the OWA clock. Hence the repost.

OWA time is the official time.  Of the world.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2017, 10:18:09 am »
OWA time is the official time.  Of the world.

Noted. It won't happen again.

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« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2017, 01:40:03 pm »
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« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2017, 01:43:37 pm »
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« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2017, 01:47:13 pm »
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« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2017, 01:48:36 pm »
Both disqualified, pick already used.

In Chuck's defense, he may have thought Fredia misspelled 86.

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« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2017, 01:49:17 pm »
In Chuck's defense, he may have thought Fredia misspelled 86.

chuck needs no defense.  he'll tell you he knows everything.
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« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2017, 02:10:11 pm »
105. I'm winning this thing this year, baybeeeee!!!
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

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« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2017, 02:43:24 pm »
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« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2017, 03:34:55 pm »
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« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2017, 04:09:02 pm »
chuck needs no defense.  he'll tell you he knows everything.


??? I have plenty of flaws but being a know it all is not one of them. You must have me confused with someone else.
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« Reply #40 on: April 04, 2017, 04:17:18 pm »
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« Reply #42 on: April 04, 2017, 04:49:55 pm »
I am both wildly pessimistic and wildly optimistic. The Astros lose all their games to the Rangers and run the table on everyone else.

143.

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« Reply #43 on: April 04, 2017, 05:29:53 pm »
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« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2017, 07:11:34 pm »
I am both wildly pessimistic and wildly optimistic. The Astros lose all their games to the Rangers and run the table on everyone else.

143.

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« Reply #45 on: April 04, 2017, 09:59:26 pm »
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« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2017, 08:04:05 am »
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« Reply #47 on: April 05, 2017, 09:52:48 am »
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« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2017, 10:08:40 am »
no more picks.

Bench         85   
chuck         86   DQ'ed 2nd pick
fredia         86   
Doyce7         87
geezerdonk      87   DQ'ed 2nd pick
Mr. Happy      88
Ron Brand      89
astrosfan76      90
knoxbanedoodle   91
homer         92
HudsonHawk   93
outlawscotty      94
craig         95
JimR         96
Duke         97
Jacksonian      98
The Spleen      99
duman         100
drew corleone   101
blownranger      102
MusicMan      103
Senor Stan      104
das            105
BUWebguy      106
Sphinx Drummond107
ValpoCory      108
Navin R Johnson   109   late pick
pots         111   late pick
EasTexAstro      113
Nate Colbert      143
Neil T         159
David in Jackson   162

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