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FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« on: September 09, 2016, 03:07:04 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's home tilt:

FTC

CFDexter Fowler (S)
LFKris Bryant (R)
1BAnthony Rizzo (L)
2BBen Zobrist (S)
SSAddison Russell (R)
DHJorge Soler (R)
RFJason Heyward (L)
CDavid Ross (R)
3BJavier Baez (R)

CHC: Jon Lester (L)  (15-4, 2.61)

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DH George Springer (R)
SS Alex Bregman (R)
2B Jose Altuve (R)
3B Y. Gurriel (R)
C Evan Gattis (R)
1B Marwin Gonzalez (S)
LF Colby Rasmus (L)
RF T. Hernandez (R)
CF Jake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Joe Musgrove (R)  (2-3, 5.06)
« Last Edit: September 09, 2016, 05:07:59 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2016, 07:13:17 pm »
The Cub are the greatest team ever. I'm kind of glad the Astros wont make it to the World Series only to lose to the Cub.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2016, 07:16:20 pm »
The Cub are the greatest team ever. I'm kind of glad the Astros wont make it to the World Series only to lose to the Cub.
Everything about that makes me ill.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2016, 07:19:41 pm »
I did not realize that the 1906 Cubs share the record for most wins in a season (116, shared with the 2001 Mariners).
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2016, 07:20:45 pm »
Nice job Musgrove.

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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2016, 07:31:04 pm »
End of one inning and the Cub are still tied with the Astros.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2016, 07:32:13 pm »
Cub fans think any ol' pop-up is a homerun.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2016, 07:33:45 pm »
Musgrove seems pretty unflappable.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2016, 07:36:53 pm »
Musgrove seems pretty unflappable.
Well, lets hope so...
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2016, 07:52:06 pm »
It looks like the Cubs have a blue pig on their left sleeve,
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2016, 07:54:14 pm »
Oh, I see. It's a bear cub. I imagine bears don't feel any better about a blue bear cub, than Native Americans feel abut Chief Wahoo. But I could be wrong.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2016, 08:01:35 pm »
What did Ashby say about a Julia Morales autograph? Geez that guy

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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2016, 08:11:55 pm »
Bregman looked safe on that last shot.

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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2016, 08:14:18 pm »
Bregman looked safe on that last shot.

It is possible that Baez's tag actually went over Bregman's wrist without touching him. But when it's that close and you're still a foot off the bag, you're going to be called out.

It appears that the Astros lost the memo, so I'll re-send it: it doesn't matter that Lester can't throw to bases. Ross can, and he does it well.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2016, 08:22:30 pm »
Shit.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2016, 08:23:01 pm »
I'd sure rather have Bryant launching homers into the Crawford Boxes for us than Appel pitching in Philly as part of the Giles deal.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2016, 08:26:18 pm »
I'd sure rather have Bryant launching homers into the Crawford Boxes for us than Appel pitching in Philly as part of the Giles deal.
And I'm glad Aiken didn't take the low ball offer.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2016, 08:26:59 pm »
I hope there's nothing prophetic about that Houston Methodist commercial with Keuchel.

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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2016, 08:31:31 pm »
And I'm glad Aiken didn't take the low ball offer.

No kidding. It would be awful to see Bregman tearing it up for somebody else while Aiken labors away in A ball.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2016, 08:32:14 pm »
I hope there's nothing prophetic about that Houston Methodist commercial with Keuchel.

I'm surprised they aren't using Clowney as the Texan in that ad.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2016, 08:32:40 pm »
I hope there's nothing prophetic about that Houston Methodist commercial with Keuchel.

"Everybody loved those x-rays the Dr took of him."
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2016, 08:34:37 pm »
This is where I confess that I have Lester pitching for my SnS fantasy team.

Hopefully that's enough to jinx him.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2016, 08:40:36 pm »
I sure like having Marisnick in CF.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2016, 08:41:08 pm »
Jake is so good in CF.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2016, 09:09:20 pm »
Lester apparently demands the Glavine experience from the HPU


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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2016, 09:15:34 pm »
Gotta swing at that Colby.

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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2016, 09:15:50 pm »
Colby watches a 3-2 pitch roll right through his wheelhouse for strike three.


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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2016, 09:22:54 pm »
Sipp missed his location by 2 feet on an 0-2 pitch and Russell ropes a double that one hops the centerfield wall


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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2016, 09:27:53 pm »
Hoyt relieved Sipp and retired Soler on one pitch to end the inning. He flew out to center.


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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2016, 09:29:34 pm »
Why start Colby tonight against the lefty when the Cubs are running out two portsiders to start the next two?


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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2016, 10:36:01 pm »
That Chapman aint no slouch, that was crazy.

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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #31 on: September 10, 2016, 02:53:02 am »
The Astros have had the luxury of a number of top closers in the time that I have been following the team. That's how I know that Giles isn't one. It's not a big deal. Not to me. It doesn't have anything to do with Luhnow or anyone else beyond Giles. I know what a great closer looks like and Giles isn't one, not this year.

As far as Luhnow is concerned, I don't care about that guy one way or another. I'm just trying to tell you necks that his players don't trust him and people around the league don't like him. All of this should be obvious to anyone paying attention.

Last year will surely be the pinnacle of the Luhnow era.
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Re: FTC @ Astros September 9, 2016
« Reply #32 on: September 10, 2016, 11:37:43 am »
Why start Colby tonight against the lefty when the Cubs are running out two portsiders to start the next two?


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Portsiders are leftys but yeah...