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Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« on: September 07, 2016, 03:14:18 pm »
Your lineups for the third game of the Happy household grudge match:

Astros

RFGeorge Springer (R)
SSAlex Bregman (R)
2BJose Altuve (R)
DHEvan Gattis (R)
3BY. Gurriel (R)
LFColby Rasmus (L)
1BMarwin Gonzalez (S)
CJason Castro (L)
CFJake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Doug Fister (R)  (12-10, 3.91)

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DH Carlos Santana (S)
2B Jason Kipnis (L)
SS F. Lindor (S)
1B Mike Napoli (R)
3B Jose Ramirez (S)
RF L. Chisenhall (L)
LF Rajai Davis (R)
CF Tyler Naquin (L)
C Roberto Perez (R)

CLE: Carlos Carrasco (R)  (10-7, 3.06)
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2016, 03:57:45 pm »
Correa sent back to Houston with shoulder inflammation, didn't know that was contagious. Dang the injuries.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2016, 04:43:36 pm »
Fuck.  Sure has been a lot of shitty news lately.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2016, 04:51:58 pm »
Quote from: jbm on September 07, 2016, 04:43:36 pm
Fuck.  Sure has been a lot of shitty news lately.

The bright side of life is that Baltimore lost to Tampa already today and the White Sox scored 4 in the bottom of the eighth to take a 7-4 lead over the Tigers.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2016, 04:55:09 pm »
Cool, that is some good news.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2016, 06:13:53 pm »
Damn, the hitting coach sure did ruin Bregman.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2016, 07:00:17 pm »
Nice job getting to third there Springer! Risky, but could be a big play tonight.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2016, 07:19:31 pm »
Colby jacked!


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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2016, 07:19:39 pm »
Was that a ColbyJack? Sweet!
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2016, 07:20:06 pm »
2run Colbyjack!!
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2016, 07:29:18 pm »
ashby is so creepy.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2016, 07:47:01 pm »
That Son of a bitch doesn't get cheated.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2016, 07:49:12 pm »
That was mammoth.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2016, 08:00:50 pm »
I don't even know who Jandel Gustave and Kevin Chapman are, but I assume that if they're pitching, it's not a good thing.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2016, 08:01:48 pm »
Fister may have been the Astros' best pitcher in the 1st half but post-A/S break has the ugly, ugly 5.19 ERA and 1.59 WHIP.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2016, 08:08:56 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on September 07, 2016, 08:00:50 pm
I don't even know who Jandel Gustave and Kevin Chapman are, but I assume that if they're pitching, it's not a good thing.
I don't care much for the Chapman fellow but Mr. Gustave looks like a keeper.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2016, 08:12:03 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on September 07, 2016, 08:08:56 pm
I don't care much for the Chapman fellow but Mr. Gustave looks like a keeper.

I haven't seen Chapman enough to have an opinion (other than I didn't like that double he just gave up), but I think Gustave is going to be valuable.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2016, 08:27:42 pm »
Guyer is really getting on my nerves tonight.


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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2016, 08:32:36 pm »
Quote from: hostros7 on September 07, 2016, 08:27:42 pm
Guyer is really getting on my nerves tonight.

That was the official "not our night" play.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2016, 08:40:27 pm »
Gattis with another non triple.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2016, 08:45:19 pm »
Gurriel!!
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2016, 08:45:24 pm »
YULI!?
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2016, 08:45:44 pm »
Ok, that's some funky hair.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2016, 08:46:23 pm »
That was a bomb off Miller.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2016, 08:49:24 pm »
That swing was like a Freddy Couples swing. Smooth, the club/bat just swishes through the zone, and then the ball explodes out of there.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2016, 08:55:07 pm »
Come on boys, go get it in the 9th.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2016, 08:55:52 pm »
Sipp in...
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2016, 09:09:25 pm »
Kemp leads off the 9th with a single...tying run on...
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2016, 09:11:09 pm »
Springer overmatched.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2016, 09:13:07 pm »
The Cleveland fans were chanting Jerry Springer while George batted. For some reason that made me laugh.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2016, 09:14:24 pm »
Altuve can hit this fastball.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2016, 09:14:46 pm »
Springer down on strikes, Bregman down on strikes...down to the last out...
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2016, 09:16:10 pm »
Tough strike two call against Altuve


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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2016, 09:16:21 pm »
Damn. What shit call for strike two.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2016, 09:17:40 pm »
And Altuve makes it a punch out festival in the 9th.

Damn.  Tomorrow another must win.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2016, 09:17:58 pm »
Well that sucks. Big opportunity to gain some ground. Just win tomorrow.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2016, 09:20:10 pm »
What a putrid bottom of the 9th. Top 3 flail away.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2016, 09:54:26 pm »
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Damn. What shit call for strike two.
How bad was it? I was on the feed, everyone is talking about it on Twitter. Need a replay.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2016, 10:09:03 pm »
Quote from: MrKnuckleball on September 07, 2016, 09:54:26 pm
How bad was it? I was on the feed, everyone is talking about it on Twitter. Need a replay.

Started outside and then broke further outside. It really wasn't close at all.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2016, 08:09:50 am »
Quote from: austro on September 07, 2016, 10:09:03 pm
Started outside and then broke further outside. It really wasn't close at all.

He called a pitch two inches closer to the plate a ball on the next pitch.


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Re: Astros @ Indians September 7, 2016
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2016, 11:53:01 am »
In case you were wondering how bad it was...

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