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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2016, 08:21:34 pm »
I got half a sawbuck.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2016, 08:25:41 pm »
Well, I assume Gomez is off limits.

Why?
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2016, 08:26:39 pm »
I'd pony up a Lincoln.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2016, 08:31:06 pm »
Castro with another brutal AB. Jeez

Ok, now someone talk shit about Bregman.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2016, 08:31:24 pm »
What should the inscription be?

WFW


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2016, 08:31:44 pm »
What should the inscription be?
I guessing no profanities allowed.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2016, 08:32:32 pm »
Ok, now someone talk shit about Bregman.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2016, 08:32:36 pm »
I guessing no profanities allowed.

I like it!
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2016, 08:33:22 pm »
But seriously - I'd be down for one in memory of mihoba.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2016, 08:42:40 pm »
In game action, it's 4-1 and McCullers just struck out the side in the 5th.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2016, 08:46:12 pm »
For those of you who do not remember Jeff Bagwell's 1994 season:

Imagine hitting better than Altuve, and with a lot more homers. In the biggest pitchers' park in the league.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2016, 08:53:45 pm »
Inscription: I was going to say WFW too. But I'd like to put "U FOO!" in the ring as well. And I'm definitely in for a fiver.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2016, 09:01:32 pm »
Ash is explaining that the Astros can't afford to lose Altuve.  That's why they pay Ash the big bucks.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2016, 09:08:32 pm »
Is it just me or has the IQ in dumbass cove improved over the years?
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2016, 09:08:34 pm »
For now.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2016, 09:09:06 pm »
Wow... Marisnick got thrown out at 3b by a mile.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2016, 09:09:21 pm »
Absolutely fucking stupid base running.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2016, 09:10:26 pm »
Jimmy looks good.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2016, 09:11:09 pm »
Ash is explaining that the Astros can't afford to lose Altuve.  That's why they pay Ash the big bucks.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2016, 09:14:47 pm »
Jimmy looks good.
Always nice to see him around