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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2016, 08:21:34 PM »
I got half a sawbuck.
And she turned around and took me by the hand and said, I've lost control again. And how I'll never know just why or understand. She said I've lost control again.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2016, 08:25:41 PM »
Well, I assume Gomez is off limits.

Why?
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2016, 08:26:39 PM »
I'd pony up a Lincoln.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2016, 08:31:06 PM »
Castro with another brutal AB. Jeez

Ok, now someone talk shit about Bregman.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2016, 08:31:24 PM »
What should the inscription be?

WFW


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2016, 08:31:44 PM »
What should the inscription be?
I guessing no profanities allowed.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2016, 08:32:32 PM »
Ok, now someone talk shit about Bregman.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2016, 08:32:36 PM »
I guessing no profanities allowed.

I like it!
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2016, 08:33:22 PM »
But seriously - I'd be down for one in memory of mihoba.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2016, 08:42:40 PM »
In game action, it's 4-1 and McCullers just struck out the side in the 5th.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2016, 08:46:12 PM »
For those of you who do not remember Jeff Bagwell's 1994 season:

Imagine hitting better than Altuve, and with a lot more homers. In the biggest pitchers' park in the league.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2016, 08:53:45 PM »
Inscription: I was going to say WFW too. But I'd like to put "U FOO!" in the ring as well. And I'm definitely in for a fiver.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2016, 09:01:32 PM »
Ash is explaining that the Astros can't afford to lose Altuve.  That's why they pay Ash the big bucks.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2016, 09:08:32 PM »
Is it just me or has the IQ in dumbass cove improved over the years?
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2016, 09:08:34 PM »
For now.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2016, 09:09:06 PM »
Wow... Marisnick got thrown out at 3b by a mile.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2016, 09:09:21 PM »
Absolutely fucking stupid base running.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2016, 09:10:26 PM »
Jimmy looks good.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2016, 09:11:09 PM »
Ash is explaining that the Astros can't afford to lose Altuve.  That's why they pay Ash the big bucks.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2016, 09:14:47 PM »
Jimmy looks good.
Always nice to see him around