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Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« on: July 27, 2016, 05:17:46 PM »
As we try to avoid the sweep, here are your lineups for tonight's tilt:

Yankees

LFBrett Gardner (L)
CFJacoby Ellsbury (L)
DHCarlos Beltran (S)
CBrian McCann (L)
1BMark Teixeira (S)
SSDidi Gregorius (L)
2BStarlin Castro (R)
3BChase Headley (S)
RFAaron Hicks (S)

NYY: Masahiro Tanaka (R)  (7-2, 3.00)

Astros

DH George Springer (R)
1B Marwin Gonzalez (S)
2B Jose Altuve (R)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
RF Colby Rasmus (L)
LF Preston Tucker (L)
3B Alex Bregman (R)
CF Carlos Gomez (R)
C Jason Castro (L)

HOU: Lance McCullers (R)  (5-4, 3.33)
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2016, 07:23:23 PM »
McCullers gets a 1-2-3 inning on 6 pitches, including a K.

Altuve singles with 2 outs but Correa grounder ends it.

End 1, 0-0.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2016, 07:29:19 PM »
Offense looks like shit again.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2016, 07:30:12 PM »
Get some fucking runs.  Don't need to see those late inning arms.

Bregman's defense has been a bright spot in two dismal efforts.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2016, 07:30:52 PM »
Offense looks like shit again.

That's entirely sensible after one inning against a very good pitcher.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2016, 07:33:34 PM »
Rasmus 0 for his last 29, that is hard to do.  And MM, reverse jinxes....
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2016, 07:39:28 PM »
That'll do.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2016, 07:41:25 PM »
Castro with another brutal AB. Jeez

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2016, 07:44:58 PM »
Castro with another brutal AB. Jeez

He isn't bring much to the table these days.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2016, 07:46:08 PM »
Briana is back.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2016, 07:47:58 PM »
Gomez got hurt?

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2016, 07:48:34 PM »
Pokemon go in the stadium? . No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked doin' something like that, man.



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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2016, 07:48:48 PM »
Briana is back.
Are they kicking Ashby out when a woman enters the booth.  Good move, in many ways.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2016, 07:50:29 PM »
Are they kicking Ashby out when a woman enters the booth.  Good move, in many ways.

Entirely sexist.

He should be kicked out when a man enters the booth, too.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2016, 07:50:44 PM »
Are they kicking Ashby out when a woman enters the booth.  Good move, in many ways.

Entirely sexist.

He should be kicked out when a man enters the booth, too.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2016, 07:52:07 PM »
Julia getting a little creepy with Altuve.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2016, 07:53:11 PM »
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2016, 07:54:21 PM »
What is the word on Gomez?
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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2016, 07:55:55 PM »
What is the word on Gomez?

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Re: Yankees @ Astros July 27, 2016
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2016, 07:55:57 PM »
I'm getting a little tired of watching the Yankees' strike zone vs the Astros' strike zone.
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