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Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« on: July 06, 2016, 03:28:22 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

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CFLeonys Martin (L)
LFSeth Smith (L)
2BRobinson Cano (L)
RFNelson Cruz (R)
3BKyle Seager (L)
1BDae-Ho Lee (R)
DHAdam Lind (L)
CChris Iannetta (R)
SSKetel Marte (S)

SEA: Wade LeBlanc (L)  (1-0, 1.50)

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RF George Springer (R)
3B Luis Valbuena (L)
2B Jose Altuve (R)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
LF Colby Rasmus (L)
CF Carlos Gomez (R)
1B A.J. Reed (L)
DH Evan Gattis (R)
C Jason Castro (L)

HOU: Mike Fiers (R)  (6-3, 4.12)
« Last Edit: July 06, 2016, 05:24:15 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2016, 07:19:12 pm »
T1:

Martin...full count...strikes out swinging
Smith lines out softly to 2B
Cano walks
Cruz strikes out swinging

No score

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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2016, 07:32:46 pm »
B1:

Springer grounds out 5-3
Valbuena...3-0...3-1...3-2...walks
Altuve singles to LF, Valbuena to 2B
Correa bloops a rulebook double down the RF line....Valbuena scores, Altuve hast to stop at 3B...too bad as Altuve otherwise scores easily
Rasmus strikes out swinging
Gomez doubles off the LF wall...Altuve scores, Correa scores
Reed grounds out 3U

Astros grab a 3-0 lead
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2016, 07:33:15 pm »
Nice start.
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2016, 07:36:00 pm »
More with the fucking Orbit.
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2016, 07:37:34 pm »
The goddamn Rangers are getting clobbered 9-1 in the 4th.
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2016, 07:40:12 pm »
T2:

Seager strikes out looking
Lee grounds out 5-3
Lind...works the count full...grounds out 4-3

3-0 Astros
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2016, 07:43:41 pm »
CAVEMAN!!!
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2016, 07:47:21 pm »
B2:

Gattis homers to LF
Castro grounds out 4-3
Springer pops out F4
Valbuena flies out to deep LCF

4-0 Astros
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2016, 07:49:33 pm »
Oh good, more marketing chatter.


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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2016, 07:50:46 pm »
Christi didn't seem to stick around long.


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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2016, 07:51:45 pm »
Briana is the new promo lady.
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2016, 07:52:06 pm »
Christi didn't seem to stick around long.

I would imagine that one stint in the booth with Ashby would be enough.
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2016, 07:52:26 pm »
I still miss Yvette.
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2016, 07:53:35 pm »
The goddamn Rangers are getting clobbered 9-1 in the 4th.

11-1 now. Poor Rangers.
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2016, 07:57:43 pm »
T3:

Iannetta pops out F3
Marte with a bloop double into shallow RF
Martin strikes out looking
Smith grounds out 4-3...Altuve deep in shallow RF had him played perfectly

4-0 Astros
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2016, 07:57:51 pm »
Ok, it's only fair to point out that the shift turned a would-be single into an out there.
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2016, 08:03:14 pm »
I started to feel slightly more optimistic that the Astros might score some runs tonight once I learned that LeBlanc was one of the AA harlequin troupe the Astros gave starts to during one of the seasons that required brown out level of consumption for the viewership.


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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2016, 08:04:19 pm »
Altuve is hitting .529 on Wednesdays. His OPS is 1.619.
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Re: Sea Scum @ Astros July 6, 2016
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2016, 08:05:16 pm »
I still miss Yvette.

I realized recently that I have several mutual Facebook friends with Yvette.
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