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Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« on: July 05, 2016, 03:24:01 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

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CFLeonys Martin (L)
RFF. Gutierrez (R)
2BRobinson Cano (L)
DHNelson Cruz (R)
1BDae-Ho Lee (R)
3BKyle Seager (L)
CChris Iannetta (R)
LFDan Robertson (R)
SSKetel Marte (S)

SEA: Taijuan Walker (R)  (4-6, 3.29)

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RF George Springer (R)
1B Marwin Gonzalez (S)
2B Jose Altuve (R)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
LF Colby Rasmus (L)
3B Luis Valbuena (L)
CF Carlos Gomez (R)
DH A.J. Reed (L)
C Evan Gattis (R)

HOU: Dallas Keuchel (L)  (5-9, 5.13)
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2016, 07:15:40 pm »
T1:

Martin grounds out 4-3
Gutierrez strikes out swinging
Cano grounds out 6-3

No score
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2016, 07:22:43 pm »
B1:

Springer strikes out swinging
Marwin flies out F8 on the first pitch
Altuve...works the count full...grounds out 6-3 as he slowly jogs down the line

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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2016, 07:32:03 pm »
T2:

Cruz ground out 1-3
Lee dribbles one up the 3B line and miraculously beats it out for an infield hit
Seager doubles off the RCF wall, Lee lumbers around and eventually gets to 3B
Iannetta grounds out 6-3, Lee scores...had a play at the plate, but Correa chose not to take a shot
Robertson grounds out 3-1

M's up 1-0
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2016, 07:34:28 pm »
Good to have you back doing PBP.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2016, 07:35:16 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on July 05, 2016, 07:34:28 pm
Good to have you back doing PBP.

Good to be on the job
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2016, 07:37:48 pm »
Valbuena!

Holy fuck he hit the shit out of that
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2016, 07:38:09 pm »
Valbuena demolished that fastball


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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2016, 07:38:59 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 05, 2016, 07:37:48 pm
Valbuena!

Holy fuck he hit the shit out of that

424 feet? I think we may need to audit their calculator.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2016, 07:39:16 pm »
B2:

Correa grounds out 3U on the first pitch
Rasmus strikes out swinging
Valbuena hammers one into the upper tank in RF
Gomez strikes out looking at a cookie right down the middle

Astros tie it up 1-1
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2016, 07:39:48 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 05, 2016, 07:38:59 pm
424 feet? I think we may need to audit their calculator.

Yeah, no fucking way.  He may have killed a family of four with that bomb.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2016, 07:41:03 pm »
Valbuena socked the crap out of that.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2016, 07:44:06 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 05, 2016, 07:38:59 pm
424 feet? I think we may need to audit their calculator.
Sometimes I feel like they get lazy and just throw out a number

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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2016, 07:45:46 pm »
T3:

Marte grounds out 6-3
Martin strikes out swinging
Gutierrez grounds out 6-3 on a spectacular diving play by Correa

1-1
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2016, 07:48:32 pm »
BTW, while I may not have hated the hats the team wore yesterday, I will admit they looked like they were designed by a plumber or maybe a butcher
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2016, 07:49:02 pm »
Altuve an All Star starter! Excellent news. And Harris appearing for the second consecutive year? Or will this be his first? Wish George had made it.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2016, 07:49:16 pm »
Walker certainly had no reservation about throwing Reed three straight heaters at the top of the zone.


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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2016, 07:50:53 pm »
Quote from: Knoxbanedoodle on July 05, 2016, 07:49:02 pm
Altuve an All Star starter! Excellent news. And Harris appearing for the second consecutive year? Or will this be his first? Wish George had made it.

Springer is  on the vote-in but I wouldn't expect that to happen. half of the voters couldn't tell you who he is.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2016, 07:51:11 pm »
B3:

Reed blown away on three straight fastballs
Gattis grounds out 5-3
Springer with a bloop single to LF
Marwin pops out F6 on the first pitch

1-1
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« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2016, 07:51:24 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 05, 2016, 07:45:46 pm

Gutierrez grounds out 6-3 on a spectacular diving play by Correa

1-1

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« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2016, 07:58:21 pm »
Cruz Valbuena'd that one.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2016, 07:59:51 pm »
T4:

Cano grounds out 3U
Cruz homers to LCF on a slider at his ankles
Lee lines out F9...Springer lost it in the lights, but grabs it right at the grass
Seager strikes out swinging

M's regain the lead 2-1
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2016, 08:07:11 pm »
Colby Jack.
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« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2016, 08:08:09 pm »
Boy, that's fun to watch.
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« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2016, 08:13:44 pm »
Quote from: Knoxbanedoodle on July 05, 2016, 07:49:02 pm
And Harris appearing for the second consecutive year? Or will this be his first?

First.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2016, 08:15:33 pm »
A. J. Reed with a launch!

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« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2016, 08:20:00 pm »
B4:

Altuve with an infield single in the SS hole...Marte backhanded it, but it stuck in his glove and couldn't get Altuve
Altuve steals 2B
Correa...full count...strikes out swinging
Rasmus homers to RCF, Altuve scores
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Gomez...works the count full...flies out F7
Reed homers to LCF, Valbuena scores...reviewing it, but it clearly hit a fan 15 feet over the yellow line...upheld
Gattis flies out F8

Astros up 5-2

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« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2016, 08:20:27 pm »
AJ crushed that.  He's a big boy.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2016, 08:23:16 pm »
Come on, Keuchel, do your job.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2016, 08:28:26 pm »
T5:

Iannetta hammers one off the LF wall, but Colby quick to hold him to a single
Robertson grounds into FC, Iannetta out 4-6, but Correa throws it wild to 1B and Robertson moves to 2B on the TE-6
Marte strikes out swinging at a pitch in the dirt, 2-3 to complete the strikeout, but Robertson to 3B on the wild pitch
Martin strikes out looking

5-2, middle of the 5th
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« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2016, 08:38:07 pm »
B5:

Montgomery in for the Mariners...

Springer singles to RF
Springer to 2B on a wild pitch
Marwin grounds out 5-3
Altuve grounds out 5-3 on the first pitch
Correa grounds out 5=3 on the first pitch

5-2 Astros
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« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2016, 08:47:36 pm »
Geez, how long they gonna wait on Cruz...either get back in the box, or get another guy up there.
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« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2016, 08:48:46 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 05, 2016, 07:48:32 pm
BTW, while I may not have hated the hats the team wore yesterday, I will admit they looked like they were designed by a plumber or maybe a butcher

Or a hipster.
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« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2016, 08:54:14 pm »
T6:

Gutierrez strikes out swinging
Cano singles up the middle
Cruz...quickly 0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...walks, Cano to 2B
Lee lines out to LF
Cano moves to 3B on a wild pitch, Cruz stays at 1B
Seager pops out F5

5-2 Astros still
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« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2016, 08:58:17 pm »
I hate it when they talk about Orbit.
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« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2016, 09:01:46 pm »
B6:

Rasmus...3-0...3-1...3-2...strikes out swinging
Valbuena lines back to the mound...Montgomery knocks it down, picks it up then gags it to 1B...E1
Gomez lines to CF...twirls his bat and admires his F8
Reed strikes out swinging

5-2 after six
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« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2016, 09:06:58 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 05, 2016, 08:58:17 pm
I hate it when they talk about Orbit.

you gotta own old man's disease.  Stand in front of the mirror and practice:  "You kids, git offa ma lawan."  You can do it with a bit of Southern style.
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« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2016, 09:09:04 pm »
T7:

Neshek in

Iannetta pops out F3 in foul ground
O'Malley, pinch hitting for Robertson, flies out F8
Marte grounds out 5-3

At the stretch...5-2 Astros
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« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2016, 09:14:25 pm »
B7:

Gattis about knocks the pitcher's head off with a screaming line drive, and Cano fields it right behind 2B for a 4-3 out
Springer smokes a line drive right at the SS
Marwin grounds out 6-3

5-2
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« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2016, 09:18:10 pm »
Brownie and Ash have been insufferable tonight.
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« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2016, 09:21:52 pm »
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Brownie and Ash have been insufferable tonight.
Yes, they take a bad gag and beat it to death. Thank god the Astros are winning.
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« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2016, 09:26:23 pm »
Quote from: jbm on July 05, 2016, 09:21:52 pm
Yes, they take a bad gag and beat it to death. Thank god the Astros are winning.
They beat it to death, bury it, dig it up and fuck it, then take a shit on it. Thank god the Astros are leading.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2016, 09:26:40 pm »
T8:

Giles in...

Martin flies out F9
Smith, pinch hitting for Gutierrez...singles to RF
Cano strikes out swinging
Cruz strikes out swinging

5-2 Astros
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #43 on: July 05, 2016, 09:34:20 pm »
The goddamn Rangers won.
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« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2016, 09:35:21 pm »
B8:

Altuve pops out to shallow RF
Correa with a long single off the LF wall
Rasmus walks on four pitches, Correa to 2B
Valbuena jogs into a 5-4-3 double play

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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #45 on: July 05, 2016, 09:35:51 pm »
Valbuena sure wasn't interested in beating out that double play.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #46 on: July 05, 2016, 09:38:20 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on July 05, 2016, 08:48:46 pm
Or a hipster.
Or a hipster butcher,
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« Reply #47 on: July 05, 2016, 09:42:14 pm »
I hope that the Astros have only decided on this broadcast format because the on air talent, ahem ashby, can't get by without it. It seems to be pandering to the lowest common denominator at times.


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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #48 on: July 05, 2016, 09:43:58 pm »
One thing about Blum is that somehow he doesn't let Ash drag the broadcast completely into the wilderness. I would have hoped for more from Brownie on that front.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #49 on: July 05, 2016, 09:45:08 pm »
Maybe it was a fishmonger.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2016, 09:46:10 pm »
T9:

Harris in...

Lee grounds out 6-3
Seager chops one to 3B, but no one there on the shift...single
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2016, 09:47:47 pm »
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2016, 09:50:06 pm »
Quote from: hostros7 on July 05, 2016, 09:42:14 pm
I hope that the Astros have only decided on this broadcast format because the on air talent, ahem ashby, can't get by without it. It seems to be pandering to the lowest common denominator at times.

My brother watches commercials that he absolutely despises. He seems to enjoy being pissed off. I really don't understand it. Anyway, he'll go to youtube and find these commercials he hates and infuriate himself even more by reading the comments from viewers who greatly enjoy them. They LOVE these commercials that my brother abhors.

What I'm saying is that maybe the twenty of us in here are just about the only people around that can't stand Ashby and his nonsense and the team is well aware that most people think he's great.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2016, 09:53:12 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 05, 2016, 09:50:06 pm
My brother watches commercials that he absolutely despises. He seems to enjoy being pissed off. I really don't understand it. Anyway, he'll go to youtube and find these commercials he hates and infuriate himself even more by reading the comments from viewers who greatly enjoy them. They LOVE these commercials that my brother abhors.

What I'm saying is that maybe the twenty of us in here are just about the only people around that can't stand Ashby and his nonsense and the team is well aware that most people think he's great.
I refuse to believe that more than a handful people actually think assby does a good job.

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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2016, 09:53:50 pm »
Just 7.5 games back.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #55 on: July 05, 2016, 09:56:13 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 05, 2016, 09:50:06 pm
My brother watches commercials that he absolutely despises. He seems to enjoy being pissed off. I really don't understand it. Anyway, he'll go to youtube and find these commercials he hates and infuriate himself even more by reading the comments from viewers who greatly enjoy them. They LOVE these commercials that my brother abhors.

What I'm saying is that maybe the twenty of us in here are just about the only people around that can't stand Ashby and his nonsense and the team is well aware that most people think he's great.

I suspect you're right.  I wonder how often fandom is replaced by new fandom?  Most folks would wonder JD who? 
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2016, 07:06:33 am »
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I refuse to believe that more than a handful people actually think assby does a good job.

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I'm with you on this.  I've had positive responses on Twittter when I tweet Reid and then people at work that I talk Astros with agree.  I do not believe those people post here.  Anyone listening knows Ashby is bad.  The creepy interactions with Julia should be enough to get him fired, or at least beat up by her boyfriend/fiance/husband.
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Re: Sea Pukes @ Astros July 5, 2016
« Reply #57 on: July 06, 2016, 07:09:33 am »
Quote from: BudGirl on July 06, 2016, 07:06:33 am
I'm with you on this.  I've had positive responses on Twittter when I tweet Reid and then people at work that I talk Astros with agree.  I do not believe those people post here.  Anyone listening knows Ashby is bad.  The creepy interactions with Julia should be enough to get him fired, or at least beat up by her boyfriend/fiance/husband.
Or by Julia herself. I think she could take him.
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