Author Topic: Game recaps 2016 (Read 14702 times)

MusicMan · « **on:** April 05, 2016, 09:00:00 pm »

Game 1: this recap was written in a New York Minute

Lefty · « **Reply #1 on:** April 06, 2016, 07:19:58 am »

Angela Girardi is saint!

Good work.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #2 on:** April 06, 2016, 07:37:26 am »

Good job MM.

JimR · « **Reply #3 on:** April 06, 2016, 09:17:59 am »

nice work. the writing on this site is second to none.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #4 on:** April 07, 2016, 06:05:07 am »

Game 2 is recapped here, or actually it is re-crapped.

MusicMan · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2016, 09:29:06 am »

Game 3: Who gives a shit? It's gone!

Knoxbanedoodle · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2016, 09:44:51 am »

The last couple days have reminded me what a miserable and helpless feeling it is to have shitty pitching. Starting the season away from home really sucks. And while it's cool that we scored 16 runs in the series, this five-runs-and-take-a-nap thing was frustrating.

Now a Brew-Crew loaded for bear with chip-beshoulder'd ex-Astros awaits. Prepare to see not one JV brainfart, tenacious ABs by Domingo Santana, and Chris Carter in late September form.

Waldo · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2016, 10:52:25 pm »

Game 4: This meatball recipe tastes like shit

Waldo · « **Reply #8 on:** April 09, 2016, 09:54:29 pm »

Game 5: Would you like some Colby jack on your White meat?

Waldo · « **Reply #9 on:** April 10, 2016, 05:08:52 pm »

Game 6: Something something witty title

BudGirl · « **Reply #10 on:** April 12, 2016, 10:27:19 am »

Game 7: Good Friends, Good Times, and Good Win

JimR · « **Reply #11 on:** April 12, 2016, 10:31:33 am »

Quote from: BudGirl on April 12, 2016, 10:27:19 am

Game 7: Good Friends, Good Times, and Good Win

point of order. I had neither onions nor jalapenos.

BudGirl · « **Reply #12 on:** April 12, 2016, 10:42:54 am »

Quote from: JimR on April 12, 2016, 10:31:33 am

point of order. I had neither onions nor jalapenos.

Umm, yes you did. You put them on your hotdog.

MusicMan · « **Reply #13 on:** April 12, 2016, 10:46:09 am »

Quote from: JimR on April 12, 2016, 10:31:33 am

point of order. I had neither onions nor jalapenos.

The honorable gentleman is incorrect; they were all over your hot dog... then all over the ground.

JimR · « **Reply #14 on:** April 12, 2016, 10:53:50 am »

Quote from: MusicMan on April 12, 2016, 10:46:09 am

The honorable gentleman is incorrect; they were all over your hot dog... then all over the ground.

ah, right! the peppers sure were, narrowly missing the woman in front of me.

doyce7 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 12, 2016, 04:38:24 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on April 12, 2016, 10:46:09 am

The honorable gentleman is incorrect; they were all over your hot dog... then all over the ground.

There was a hot dog underneath all those jalapenos?

JimR · « **Reply #16 on:** April 12, 2016, 05:28:22 pm »

Quote from: doyce7 on April 12, 2016, 04:38:24 pm

There was a hot dog underneath all those jalapenos?

You should have seen the first one they fixed me. When she slid it toward me, it fell over. She had to fix a second one

MusicMan · « **Reply #17 on:** April 12, 2016, 05:34:22 pm »

Quote from: JimR on April 12, 2016, 05:28:22 pm

You should have seen the first one they fixed me. When she slid it toward me, it fell over. She had to fix a second one

At Roy's restaurant, that's how they serve the Colby Dog.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #18 on:** April 12, 2016, 10:31:19 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on April 12, 2016, 05:34:22 pm

At Roy's restaurant, that's how they serve the Colby Dog.

Made with Grade-A Billy Goat Meat.

MusicMan · « **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2016, 09:32:04 am »

Game 8: Just the way they planned it.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #20 on:** April 14, 2016, 07:13:58 am »

Game 9: 3 and 6 record, come on now boys, you guys are in last place.

MusicMan · « **Reply #21 on:** April 15, 2016, 08:37:18 am »

Game 10: Blinded by the lights

Waldo · « **Reply #22 on:** April 15, 2016, 11:22:36 pm »

Game 11: One and Won

Waldo · « **Reply #23 on:** April 16, 2016, 09:56:18 pm »

Game 12: Scoring required beyond first inning

Waldo · « **Reply #24 on:** April 17, 2016, 05:23:44 pm »

Game 13: A series win!

MusicMan · « **Reply #25 on:** April 20, 2016, 09:23:44 am »

Game 14: No good comes from going to Arlington

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2016, 06:43:07 am »

Game 15: Another Wednesday Re-crap

MusicMan · « **Reply #27 on:** April 22, 2016, 08:48:33 am »

Game 16: Good night, sweet Prince

Waldo · « **Reply #28 on:** April 22, 2016, 11:45:26 pm »

Game 17: Connect four

Waldo · « **Reply #29 on:** April 23, 2016, 08:47:00 pm »

Game 18: Read about Colby's salami... if you know what I mean.

Waldo · « **Reply #30 on:** April 25, 2016, 01:00:58 am »

Game 19: The good, the bad, and the Ken Giles

MusicMan · « **Reply #31 on:** April 27, 2016, 08:34:50 am »

Game 21: I'm not wasting a clever headline on these clowns.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #32 on:** April 28, 2016, 06:57:25 am »

Game 22, A ship without a rudder is like a ship without a rudder.

Waldo · « **Reply #33 on:** April 30, 2016, 02:46:24 pm »

Game 23: Ken Giles is the glitch in the Matrix

das · « **Reply #34 on:** April 30, 2016, 07:58:26 pm »

Quote from: Waldo on April 30, 2016, 02:46:24 pm

Game 23: Ken Giles is the glitch in the Matrix

Playing the game at a reasonable hour did not help. At all.

Waldo · « **Reply #35 on:** April 30, 2016, 09:48:00 pm »

Game 24: Held at bay in the Bay Area

Waldo · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2016, 06:38:05 pm »

Game 25: Sweep avoided, still barely treading water

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #37 on:** May 05, 2016, 06:55:12 am »

Game 28, another series win!!!

MusicMan · « **Reply #38 on:** May 06, 2016, 08:55:27 am »

Game 29: Brother, Ken you spare a reliever?

Waldo · « **Reply #39 on:** May 06, 2016, 11:07:51 pm »

Game 30: No more solos for Marwin

Waldo · « **Reply #40 on:** May 07, 2016, 10:50:50 pm »

Game 31: Ben May's strike zone may reach Mars before humans do

chuck · « **Reply #41 on:** May 07, 2016, 10:57:56 pm »

Quote from: Waldo on May 07, 2016, 10:50:50 pm

Game 31: Ben May's strike zone may reach Mars before humans do

Mad props for Bunk.

Waldo · « **Reply #42 on:** May 08, 2016, 09:31:44 pm »

Game 32: Fit to be split

Or: Do not adjust your TV set, the unis actually are pink

MusicMan · « **Reply #43 on:** May 11, 2016, 11:17:21 am »

Game 34: No offense, sir. (Alternatively: Just the facts, ma'am.)

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #44 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:59:01 am »

Game 35, Long live the King!

MusicMan · « **Reply #45 on:** May 13, 2016, 10:00:24 am »

Game 36: Hello, McFly?

Waldo · « **Reply #46 on:** May 13, 2016, 10:53:26 pm »

Game 37: Swingin' in the rain

Waldo · « **Reply #47 on:** May 14, 2016, 07:44:29 pm »

Game 38: Kicked in the balls, Episode 23

Waldo · « **Reply #48 on:** May 15, 2016, 07:00:55 pm »

Game 39: Oh well

MusicMan · « **Reply #49 on:** May 18, 2016, 09:56:28 am »

Game 40: White socks White Sox

Knoxbanedoodle · « **Reply #50 on:** May 18, 2016, 09:59:46 am »

Superb.

JimR · « **Reply #51 on:** May 18, 2016, 10:00:32 am »

Quote from: MusicMan on May 18, 2016, 09:56:28 am

Game 40: White socks White Sox

bravo

Nate Colbert · « **Reply #52 on:** May 18, 2016, 01:41:33 pm »

Excellent, MM.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #53 on:** May 19, 2016, 06:54:25 am »

Game 40: Astros Wear Out White Sox

VirtualBob · « **Reply #54 on:** May 19, 2016, 02:44:12 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on May 19, 2016, 06:54:25 am

Game 40: Astros Wear Out White Sox

The triple play Springer grounded into did not deserve a mention?

homer · « **Reply #55 on:** May 19, 2016, 03:03:47 pm »

Quote from: VirtualBob on May 19, 2016, 02:44:12 pm

The triple play Springer grounded into did not deserve a mention?

It was not a very exciting triple play.

MusicMan · « **Reply #56 on:** May 19, 2016, 05:22:42 pm »

Quote from: homer on May 19, 2016, 03:03:47 pm

It was not a very exciting triple play.

It was like bad pizza or bad sex.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #57 on:** May 19, 2016, 07:14:01 pm »

Quote from: VirtualBob on May 19, 2016, 02:44:12 pm

The triple play Springer grounded into did not deserve a mention?

I guess it does. Thanks for mentioning it.

MusicMan · « **Reply #58 on:** May 20, 2016, 08:49:54 am »

Game 42: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Waldo · « **Reply #59 on:** May 20, 2016, 01:00:39 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on May 20, 2016, 08:49:54 am

Game 42: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was waiting for the right time to use that symbol.

Waldo · « **Reply #60 on:** May 20, 2016, 11:11:12 pm »

Game 43: You win some, you Lewis some

Waldo · « **Reply #61 on:** May 21, 2016, 10:09:22 pm »

Game 44: How to lose a game 2-1 in three straight days

Waldo · « **Reply #62 on:** May 22, 2016, 08:41:27 pm »

Game 45: Do I really have to write this recap?

MusicMan · « **Reply #63 on:** May 25, 2016, 08:28:48 am »

Game 46: Thanks, I needed that.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #64 on:** May 26, 2016, 07:22:44 am »

Game 47: The Return of Wotan

MusicMan · « **Reply #65 on:** May 27, 2016, 08:37:55 am »

Game 48: How to Sweep a Series

Dark Star · « **Reply #66 on:** May 27, 2016, 10:29:33 am »

▪ Have Dark Star attend games 2 & 3 with his ~~son~~, um- offspring-er

Good work.

Waldo · « **Reply #67 on:** May 28, 2016, 08:00:37 am »

Game 49: Too hot for primetime

Waldo · « **Reply #68 on:** May 29, 2016, 08:19:50 am »

Game 50: The return of Cy-chel? Let's wait and see

Waldo · « **Reply #69 on:** May 29, 2016, 09:03:25 pm »

Game 51: Escape from LA

MusicMan · « **Reply #70 on:** June 01, 2016, 08:55:33 am »

Game 53: Any way you want it, that's the way you need it.

Dark Star · « **Reply #71 on:** June 01, 2016, 10:13:01 am »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 01, 2016, 08:55:33 am

Game 53: Any way you want it, that's the way you need it.

Nice recap.

There has been a record kept of wins and losses since a founding father was conjured up in a series preview recently.

That record can be looked up.

And that is all I am saying.

Pfffft :gone: