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White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:04:52 pm »
Your lineups for this afternoon matinee:

White Sox

CFAdam Eaton (L)
DHE. Bonifacio (S)
RFAvisail Garcia (R)
LFMelky Cabrera (S)
1BAdam LaRoche (L)
SSAlexei Ramirez (R)
3BGordon Beckham (R)
CGeovany Soto (R)
2BCarlos Sanchez (S)

CWS: Jose Quintana (L)  (2-5, 4.67)

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RF George Springer (R)
2B Jose Altuve (R)
LF Preston Tucker (L)
DH Evan Gattis (R)
1B Chris Carter (R)
3B Jonathan Villar (S)
C Jason Castro (L)
SS Marwin Gonzalez (S)
CF Jake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Dallas Keuchel (L)  (6-1, 1.98)
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2015, 01:48:23 pm »
Is Marisnick 0-May? It certainly seems that way.
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2015, 03:14:40 pm »
Lowest OBP in today's lineup is The King's .252.
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2015, 03:28:43 pm »
Who is "The King", and why?
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2015, 03:44:12 pm »
Lowest OBP in today's lineup is The King's .252.

Who is "The King", and why?
I'm guessing Carter?

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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2015, 04:10:04 pm »
Who is "The King", and why?

Marwin Gonzales, it's an obscure play on words based on the title of a Jack Nicholson - Bruce Dern movie. The King of Marvin Gardens.
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2015, 04:48:26 pm »
The way Soto throws the ball back to the pitcher makes *my* back hurt in sympathy.
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2015, 04:57:27 pm »
Villar is a fucking idiot.
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2015, 04:57:43 pm »
The way Soto throws the ball back to the pitcher makes *my* back hurt in sympathy.
Does he have a hurt back?

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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2015, 04:58:20 pm »
Man, that's the second major-league base-running brain-fart. Villar is a real head-scratcher.
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2015, 04:59:16 pm »
Does he have a hurt back?

I don't know if he does or not, but it sure looks like it. I think I heard Blum say something about him having an ice pack on it after the game last night.
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2015, 05:10:09 pm »
I think that was Fowler, after his spill over the dugout railing.

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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2015, 05:14:00 pm »
I think that was Fowler, after his spill over the dugout railing.

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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2015, 05:15:57 pm »
Dammit. Score some runs.
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2015, 05:19:16 pm »
Man, that's the second major-league base-running brain-fart. Villar is a real head-scratcher.

Assuming he has enough of a brain to make a fart.
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2015, 05:21:46 pm »
Keuchel bailing out Villar. Nice to see.

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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2015, 05:28:54 pm »
2-0 after Crawford Box HR by Gattis.

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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2015, 05:29:56 pm »
The Lumberjack Caveman Oso Blanco!
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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2015, 05:30:02 pm »
3-0 after Carter follow  Gattis dinger with one of his own.

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Re: White Sox @ Astros May 30, 2015
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2015, 05:30:53 pm »
Carter smacks number 8.
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