Teams I just plain hate:
Dodgers - $235 million payroll. Jerry Reuss broke Don Sutton's kneecap. (BTW, Vin is at his very best when the Dodgers are losing.)
Angels - Pujols, Hamilton, thunder-stix, rally monkey... AND Mike Scioscia's Simpson's character.
Teams I'm ambivalent towards:
Orioles - Nelson Cruz, St Louis Browns, The Oriole Way, WTF Milt Pappas?!?!
Nationals - fucking stole the team from Montreal
Detroit - nice team, but I wouldn't want to have to live there.
I don't hate but:
Giants - Pacific coast time, games start two hours too late, but otherwise a great place.
Teams I admire but still would like to see killed by the Astros:
Royals - Small market success is good for the sport,
Cardinals - Most efficient organization in the history of MLB. They gave the Astros a model and a GM!!!