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The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« on: September 29, 2013, 10:34:29 am »
Your lineups for the swan song for the 2013 version of the travelling horseshit show:

Yankees

BEduardo Nunez
CJ.R. Murphy
CFCurtis Granderson
LFVernon Wells
1BMark Reynolds
DHTravis Hafner
2BDavid Adams
SSBrendan Ryan
RFZoilo Almonte
NY-A: David Huff (3-1, 5.16)

Astros

SS Jonathan Villar
2B Jose Altuve
3B Matt Dominguez
1B Chris Carter
RF J.D. Martinez
DH Brandon Laird
CF Trevor Crowe
C Carlos Corporan
LF Jake Elmore
HOU: Erik Bedard (4-12, 4.81)
« Last Edit: September 29, 2013, 01:31:05 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2013, 01:13:25 pm »
Clemens and Pettitte with a brief awkward hug on the field.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2013, 01:39:36 pm »
RBI single for Dingo. Astros lead 1-0 after 1.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2013, 03:08:03 pm »
Zeid is in, top 8th, still 1-0 good guys.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2013, 03:27:07 pm »
Yankees tied it up in the 8th.  Going to the 9th, 1-1.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2013, 03:40:36 pm »
Bottom of the 9th.  Dingo up.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2013, 03:40:41 pm »
Went for a nice bike ride now I'm back just in time for the Astros to win the last game of the year.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2013, 03:41:56 pm »
Dingo K's.  Astros need one more K to tie the record and Carter is up.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2013, 03:43:43 pm »
There you go, though Carter made him work for it.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2013, 03:43:50 pm »
Dingo K's.  Astros need one more K to tie the record and Carter is up.

Well, that's certainly appropriate.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2013, 03:44:35 pm »
There you go, though Carter made him work for it.

The marlins might get a cool walk-off WP to preserve a no-hitter to end the season, but at least the Astros have made history.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2013, 03:46:17 pm »
The record has been surpassed and we're headed to extra innings to pad the stats.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2013, 03:49:21 pm »
As far as monikers go, I think I prefer the Dingus over Dingo. They're both good, though.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2013, 03:52:16 pm »
'Dingus' sounds like something you call your little brother.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2013, 03:55:59 pm »
As far as monikers go, I think I prefer the Dingus over Dingo. They're both good, though.

I'm hoping in a few years he'll hit a big walk off homerun in an important game and we can yell "the dingo ate my baby!" and not have it make any sense.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2013, 03:56:58 pm »
'Dingus' sounds like something you call your little brother.

Could also be another name for Pence.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2013, 03:59:34 pm »
Another big game in Arlington-tied with Angels 2-2 in the sixth.  If Rangers lose they go home early too.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2013, 04:00:21 pm »
I'm hoping in a few years he'll hit a big walk off homerun in an important game and we can yell "the dingo ate my baby!" and not have it make any sense.

Can't wait for this to happen.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2013, 04:02:47 pm »
The Astros need to stop swinging at pitches which bounce off of home plate.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2013, 04:17:25 pm »
Don't these damn Yankee fans need to go catch a plane?
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2013, 04:32:23 pm »
That was something less than graceful.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2013, 04:34:29 pm »
The Astros are bearing down on 20 K in the bottom of the inning.  That is amazing.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2013, 04:35:00 pm »
Nice force out at third.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2013, 04:52:02 pm »
Homerun by number 39. I guess I should know who he is. Anyway Yankees 2-1 top of the ninth no outs.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2013, 04:52:03 pm »
Yankee fans are all still here.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2013, 04:52:40 pm »
Mark Reynolds.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2013, 04:58:51 pm »
Two more runs score. Everything has gone to hell and is bullshit. Yankees 4-1.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2013, 05:03:15 pm »
Yankees with another run. Yankees 5-1. 2 outs.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2013, 05:13:13 pm »
May this be the last 100+ game losing season. Yankees win 5-1.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2013, 05:14:16 pm »
Thanks goodness that's over.

Looking forward to reading about the future for the next six months - much more uplifting than watching these games the past three weeks/years.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2013, 05:17:17 pm »
May this be the last 100+ game losing season. Yankees win 5-1.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2013, 11:59:31 pm »
So ends the latest Season of Our Discontent.

Three years in a row I've thought: "well, it can't possibly get worse" and, of course, it did. Maybe this time it won't.

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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2013, 08:13:22 pm »
Excellent job, RB!!! You perfectly captured my sentiment.

Handi-wipes and a twelve pack of Charmin might be a good start.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2013, 08:38:53 pm »
Thanks RB.  Thanks for all you do here, and for a fine final recap for the season.  Shit, if you hadn't written that recap they might have played another game today.  You've done us all a service.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2013, 08:39:11 pm »
Handi-wipes and a twelve pack of Charmin might be a good start.

I read an interview with Noomi Rapace regarding her character in the Swedish Trilogy of "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo".  She said that after the last scenes were completed she got sick and threw up for 45 minutes-"it was like my body was ridding itself of Lisbeth (her character in the film).  After this season, I know how she felt.

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The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2013, 11:52:19 am »
Many thanks to all contributors for previews, lineups, commentary and recaps. You carry the board.
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Re: The Finale: Yankees @ Astros September 29, 2013
« Reply #38 on: October 01, 2013, 02:44:50 pm »
Many thanks to all contributors for previews, lineups, commentary and recaps. You carry the board.

You are most welcome.
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