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astrosfan76

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Re: #bleakerendings
« Reply #80 on: July 11, 2013, 09:13:32 pm »
Benny "The Jet" isn't able to retrieve the baseball, instead being mauled by the Beast, resulting in severe ligament damage. He never reaches the majors. Smalls does not get the Yankees ball from Mr. Mertle and his step-dad goes nuts on him for destroying the Babe Ruth ball. He is scarred from the experience, is sent to live with his grandmother, and vows to never watch another baseball game. Squints does not marry Wendy Peffercorn and later becomes a registered sex offender.

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« Reply #81 on: July 11, 2013, 09:24:18 pm »
Benny "The Jet" isn't able to retrieve the baseball, instead being mauled by the Beast, resulting in severe ligament damage. He never reaches the majors. Smalls does not get the Yankees ball from Mr. Mertle and his step-dad goes nuts on him for destroying the Babe Ruth ball. He is scarred from the experience, is sent to live with his grandmother, and vows to never watch another baseball game. Squints does not marry Wendy Peffercorn and later becomes a registered sex offender.

Now that's bleak.
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« Reply #82 on: July 12, 2013, 10:41:55 am »
Bartman opts to stay home for game six.
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« Reply #83 on: July 12, 2013, 02:30:00 pm »
The bleakest ending is Clark's truth-bomb.  Stone cold thread killer.
Agreed ... the rest is just a zombie thread.
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