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Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« Reply #60 on: March 08, 2013, 10:03:38 am »
Lucas confirms that Luke, Leia and Han will all be back in Episode VII.
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Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« Reply #61 on: March 12, 2013, 03:11:17 pm »
I have a vivid imagination, but I'm not going to tell you what I'm thinking about.

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Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« Reply #62 on: March 13, 2013, 02:13:19 pm »
Christopher Walken laments turning down the part of Han Solo.  Also, murdering Natalie Wood.

The Onion (natch).
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Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« Reply #63 on: March 19, 2013, 04:38:41 pm »
The Death Star was an Inside Job!!!

It's so obvious people.  You just have to look at the FACTS!

Luke's Change: An Inside Job
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« Reply #64 on: March 19, 2013, 09:54:30 pm »
The Death Star was an Inside Job!!!

It's so obvious people.  You just have to look at the FACTS!

Luke's Change: An Inside Job

Just ask yourself, "Who had the most to gain?"

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« Reply #65 on: March 25, 2013, 05:48:38 pm »
"Holy shit, Mozart. Get me off this fucking thing."

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Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« Reply #66 on: March 26, 2013, 09:20:50 am »
Hey look!  It's all six star wars movies at the same time!


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Yep, all six Star Wars movies. In deeply unwatchable form.

To be fair, TPM is deeply unwatchable in any form.
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Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« Reply #68 on: January 23, 2014, 09:28:41 am »
Episode VII: Breaking Vader:

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Recent reports suggest Episode VII has been retooled to centre on Skywalker, Leia and Han Solo. Abrams revealed at the weekend that the screenplay for his film is complete, and revealed talks had been held with Breaking Bad's Jesse Plemons over a role.
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Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« Reply #69 on: July 21, 2014, 11:58:33 am »
New alleged plot details for Episode VII.  Spoiler Alert.

Unlike the Chronicle, the comments to Guardian articles is usually worth a read.  In this case, there's everything from a discussion about the thickness of an atmosphere, to pop culture references to masturbation jokes.  You will likely feel quite at home, therefore.
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Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« Reply #70 on: April 20, 2015, 11:33:25 am »
Just to bring this back into focus, the second trailer for Episode VII is out, and it's awesome.  There's a shout out to all of the surviving protagonists from Episode VI, a little Vader sprinkled in for good measure and a flying fist-pump of a payoff at the end.

The force is strong in this movie's family: Episode IV had it, Episode V had it and Episode VI had it...
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« Reply #71 on: April 20, 2015, 05:40:30 pm »
The force is strong in this movie's family: Episode IV had it, Episode V had it and Episode VI had it...

"My father HAS it."  Present tense?
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« Reply #72 on: April 21, 2015, 09:27:15 am »
"My father HAS it."  Present tense?

Maybe because he still shows up all glowy and unannounced when Luke is knocking one out with his bionic hand.
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« Reply #73 on: April 21, 2015, 09:59:05 am »
Maybe because he still shows up all glowy and unannounced when Luke is knocking one out with his bionic hand.

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« Reply #74 on: October 21, 2015, 12:59:15 pm »
While the ticket pre-sale is blowing away all prior tallies, Deadspin decides to - hilariously and annoyingly accurately - piss in everyone's Cheerios.

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Remember when the first Star Wars movie in 16 years climaxed with an army of Jar-Jars catapulting goddamn bubbles at an army of frail-looking CGI robots on a grassy knoll, and your wallet leaped out of your pocket of its own accord and slapped you across the fucking mouth right there in the theater?
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« Reply #75 on: October 21, 2015, 01:09:58 pm »
While the ticket pre-sale is blowing away all prior tallies, Deadspin decides to - hilariously and annoyingly accurately - piss in everyone's Cheerios.

Or, remember when George Lucus was running Star Wars?
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« Reply #76 on: October 21, 2015, 01:37:58 pm »
Or, remember when George Lucus was running Star Wars?

Very good point.
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Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« Reply #77 on: October 21, 2015, 07:58:26 pm »
While the ticket pre-sale is blowing away all prior tallies, Deadspin decides to - hilariously and annoyingly accurately - piss in everyone's Cheerios.
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This time the climax will be lens flares and possibly time travel.

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Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« Reply #78 on: December 15, 2015, 11:51:29 am »
It's (not) a trap!

TFA delivers, according to a bunch of celebs who've seen it.  That bunch, importantly, included uber nerd Patton Oswalt.  Maybe Neil Cumpston will do a review...
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Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« Reply #79 on: December 15, 2015, 09:42:26 pm »
It's (not) a trap!

TFA delivers, according to a bunch of celebs who've seen it.  That bunch, importantly, included uber nerd Patton Oswalt.  Maybe Neil Cumpston will do a review...

Got my tickets today.  Somehow a midnight showing on Sunday (IMAX/3D) was almost completely booked.
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