Author Topic: That's not true...that's impossible! (Read 24315 times)

Limey · « **Reply #100 on:** March 15, 2016, 01:55:41 pm »

Back to the prequels ("Noooooooooooooooooooo" you all scream in your head).

Here's an interesting theory...Padme and Obi Wan had been making the beast with two backs, which explains some of the weirdness and a lot of the angst.

MusicMan · « **Reply #101 on:** March 16, 2016, 07:30:16 am »

Quote from: Limey on March 15, 2016, 01:55:41 pm

Back to the prequels ("Noooooooooooooooooooo" you all scream in your head).

Here's an interesting theory...Padme and Obi Wan had been making the beast with two backs, which explains some of the weirdness and a lot of the angst.

Only a Sith deals in monogamy.

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Limey · « **Reply #102 on:** April 21, 2016, 11:34:07 am »

Someone on Reddit claims to have found a script for Ep VIII, and has posted the plot points online. Link below.

GIANT, YUGE, HUMUNGOUS SPOILER ALERT

If this turns out to be accurate, you're spoiling many things, including the reveal of Rey's origins.

Click this link at your own peril.

moriartp · « **Reply #103 on:** April 21, 2016, 11:55:22 am »

That's a pretty terrible fake.

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #104 on:** April 21, 2016, 12:03:29 pm »

Holy shit, I've read fanfic that had better character beats than that drivel.

Uh, I mean...uh, what's fanfic?

Finally:

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In a moment of pure pottery

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #105 on:** April 21, 2016, 01:55:57 pm »

Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on April 21, 2016, 12:03:29 pm

In a moment of pure pottery

I don't like clay. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

WVastro · « **Reply #106 on:** August 11, 2016, 10:31:52 pm »

Yeah... The latest Rogue One trailer got me excited. Not gunna lie, a Death Star solar eclipse is pretty badass.

Limey · « **Reply #107 on:** August 12, 2016, 04:24:50 pm »

Quote from: WVastro on August 11, 2016, 10:31:52 pm

Yeah... The latest Rogue One trailer got me excited. Not gunna lie, a Death Star solar eclipse is pretty badass.

See also, facing down a TIE fighter. Great trailer.

WVastro · « **Reply #108 on:** August 12, 2016, 04:27:55 pm »

Quote from: Limey on August 12, 2016, 04:24:50 pm

See also, facing down a TIE fighter. Great trailer.

The right hook with a bazooka to a AT-AT's left cheek was another good moment. I fully realize all things Star Wars turn me back in to my nerdy teenage self.... Can't help it.

Limey · « **Reply #109 on:** April 21, 2017, 10:59:44 am »

While waiting for VIII to come out, I thought I'd share this for you good folks to enjoy on a Friday:

People are describing their sex life using only Star Wars quotes

There are some amazing lines of Lucas dialogue for this. I have been giggling uncontrollably at this one for about an hour now:

"Gotta problem here."
"Pull out!"
"No, I can hold it."
"Pull out!"
"Arrrgh!"

Also: "Luke, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?"

Or: "There's a small thermal exhaust port just below the main port..."

Plus: "Get in there dummy! I don't care what you smell!"

And: "Just me, the boy, the two droids...and no questions asked!"

Of course: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Have at it.

MusicMan · « **Reply #110 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:19:02 pm »

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

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Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #111 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:22:02 pm »

Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #112 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:26:35 pm »

Let go...

Away put your weapon...

Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #113 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:29:24 pm »

Look at the size of that thing

Jacksonian · « **Reply #114 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:30:34 pm »

Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.

What happened?

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction

Jacksonian · « **Reply #115 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:30:53 pm »

Your powers are weak, old man.

BizidyDizidy · « **Reply #116 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:31:47 pm »

"And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!"

Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #117 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:32:53 pm »

"No, I won't wear a metal bikini to bed, you freak. I'm leaving!"

Oh wait. That wasn't from Star Wars.

Bench · « **Reply #118 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:51:48 pm »

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

MusicMan · « **Reply #119 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:55:20 pm »

All of these are better than any "romantic" dialogue from Attack of the Clones.

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