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Jeter out for the season...
« on: August 02, 2012, 03:05:58 pm »
...as a result of 'sexual reassignment surgery', per the Yankees Facebook account (link via Deadspin).

Additionally, it appears that the Cubs are not Bill Murray fans - that's what their Facebook account says anyway... (same link)
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Re: Jeter out for the season...
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2012, 03:39:08 pm »
Add Giants, White Sox, Marlins, Padres, and Natinals to the 'hackathon list'...
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Re: Jeter out for the season...
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2012, 03:43:46 pm »
Add Giants, White Sox, Marlins, Padres, and Natinals to the 'hackathon list'...

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Re: Jeter out for the season...
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2012, 04:06:50 pm »
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Re: Jeter out for the season...
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2012, 08:56:22 am »
Yankee pitcher ERAs will now drop half a run.

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Re: Jeter out for the season...
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2012, 11:21:27 am »
Turns out this was the work of a "rogue employee" at MLB Advanced Media.
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Re: Jeter out for the season...
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2012, 11:53:23 am »
Turns out this was the work of a "rogue employee" at MLB Advanced Media.

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Re: Jeter out for the season...
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2012, 12:42:09 pm »
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I doubt it. You'll notice the Astros were spared. She may be the only one who knows that the Astros are nominally a major league club.
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Re: Jeter out for the season...
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2012, 12:44:14 pm »
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Nah.  That would have announced an Astros victory.
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Re: Jeter out for the season...
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2012, 01:48:20 pm »
Nah.  That would have announced an Astros victory.

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