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Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« on: May 18, 2012, 05:57:27 pm »
Astros lineup

1. J. Schafer, CF
2. J. Altuve, 2B
3. J. Martinez, LF
4. C. Lee, 1B
5. J. Lowrie, SS
6. B. Bogusevic, RF
7. C. Johnson, 3B
8. J. Castro, C
9. W. Rodriguez, P

stRangers lineup

1. I. Kinsler, 2B
2. E. Andrus, SS
3. J. Hamilton, LF
4. A. Beltre, 3B
5. M. Young, 1B
6. N. Cruz, RF
7. M. Napoli, C
8. C. Gentry, CF
9. N. Feliz, P
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2012, 06:36:52 pm »
The last year when I can pretend that these games don't actually count.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2012, 07:03:40 pm »
Question for the observant: Have the pregame guys and JD and Brown always worn coat and ties, or is it just this year?
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2012, 07:07:22 pm »
Love this jersey
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2012, 07:10:13 pm »
Quote from: jbm on May 18, 2012, 07:03:40 pm
Question for the observant: Have the pregame guys and JD and Brown always worn coat and ties, or is it just this year?

I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised if this was a requirement of new ownership.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2012, 07:12:11 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2012, 07:14:25 pm »
These should be the regular home unis. They look terrific.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2012, 07:16:15 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 18, 2012, 07:14:25 pm
These should be the regular home unis. They look terrific.

I think something based on this will end up being the new look next year.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2012, 07:18:38 pm »
Quote from: Matt on May 18, 2012, 07:16:15 pm
I think something based on this will end up being the new look next year.

I sure hope that you're right.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2012, 07:21:20 pm »
They are sharp.  Feliz barely gets his upper body forward on his follow through.  Kind of unusual, but he brings it.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2012, 07:24:37 pm »
Come on, JD!!! Be a hitter now. Hitting .108 in May, and now he can't get it done, looking at strike three.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2012, 07:26:02 pm »
Quote from: jbm on May 18, 2012, 07:21:20 pm
They are sharp.  Feliz barely gets his upper body forward on his follow through.  Kind of unusual, but he brings it.

I like the velocity, but I don't like his mechanics. I think that he's leaving some speed on the table.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2012, 07:27:07 pm »
You're fucking killing me Martinez. Swing the fucking bat or fucking retire.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2012, 07:29:09 pm »
BTW rangers fans are irritating.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2012, 07:30:12 pm »
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You're fucking killing me Martinez. Swing the fucking bat or fucking retire.

All in his head.  He never used to seem like a guess hitter, but he sure is now.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2012, 07:31:44 pm »
Quote from: jbm on May 18, 2012, 07:30:12 pm

All in his head.  He never used to seem like a guess hitter, but he sure is now.

What's irritating is that he's not even trying. He needs his ass sent down to AA.
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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2012, 07:33:08 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on May 18, 2012, 07:29:09 pm
BTW rangers fans are irritating.

Of course. They're the same jerks who are Cowboy fans.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2012, 07:34:26 pm »
Welcome to an NL park, Mr. Feliz.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2012, 07:38:36 pm »
Quote from: jbm on May 18, 2012, 07:34:26 pm
Welcome to an NL park, Mr. Feliz.
Because next year...
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2012, 07:40:25 pm »
This how much I care about the Rangers; I didn't know their closer was starting...
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2012, 07:41:54 pm »
I hate the Rangers and their fans.
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« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2012, 07:43:20 pm »
Inning? Score?
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« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2012, 07:43:53 pm »
That boot is ostentatious and tacky.
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Inning? Score?

Scoreless Bottom 2
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I hate the Rangers and their fans.

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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2012, 07:46:35 pm »
Maddux out to molest Perez.
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« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2012, 07:47:01 pm »
Nice at bat by Castro. He didn't panic.
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« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2012, 07:47:30 pm »
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That boot is ostentatious and tacky.

Fits Dallas to a T...
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« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2012, 07:48:11 pm »
Christ, Wandy.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2012, 07:48:47 pm »
Do the Astros not have a take sign?
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« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2012, 07:49:07 pm »
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Maddux out to molest Perez.

Feliz=Nuke Larouche tonight
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« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2012, 07:49:33 pm »
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Do the Astros not have a take sign?

Do pitchers know the signs?
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« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2012, 07:50:55 pm »
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Feliz=Nuke Larouche tonight

Or Lyndon LaLoosh.
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« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2012, 07:51:01 pm »
Well, that wasn't a horrible pitch to swing at, but I still think I would have preferred to make Feliz bring it on 3-2.
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Feliz=Nuke Larouche tonight

Yes, that's him.
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« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2012, 07:51:31 pm »
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Christ, Wandy.

they let him off the hook again. Wandy, you did it to yourself!
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« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2012, 07:51:49 pm »
Feliz squirms out of a bases loaded one out situation. 0-0 Top 3
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« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2012, 07:52:05 pm »
I'm looking forward to Josh Hamilton tearing his hamstring during this series.
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I'm looking forward to Josh Hamilton tearing his hamstring during this series.

You are a cold-hearted man.

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I'm looking forward to Josh Hamilton tearing his hamstring during this series.

I don't trust him. I would stand away from the railing.
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« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2012, 07:56:29 pm »
Fuck. He hits a guy then walks a guy to load the bases with one out. Then gets a K and a pop up without throwing a fucking strike again.
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« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2012, 07:56:55 pm »
uck. instead of the killer bs it should be the jumping js. that is all
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« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2012, 07:58:29 pm »
Bit of a wild crowd tonight. Astros and Rangers do not mix well. They will be the cubs fans we all hate.
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« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2012, 07:58:38 pm »
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Fuck. He hits a guy then walks a guy to load the bases with one out. Then gets a K and a pop up without throwing a fucking strike again.

We helped Feliz out.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2012, 07:59:23 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on May 18, 2012, 07:58:29 pm
They will be the cubs fans we all hate.

So there will be a rivalry?
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« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2012, 07:59:44 pm »
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Bit of a wild crowd tonight. Astros and Rangers do not mix well. They will be the cubs fans we all hate.

I already hate those tacky bastards.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2012, 08:01:19 pm »
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So there will be a rivalry?

No, just hate.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2012, 08:01:58 pm »
Wandy trying   to  make a mess here in the third. Don't make a mistake to Cruz, and there it is. 2-0 Shitfuck
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« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2012, 08:07:13 pm »
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Wandy trying   to  make a mess here in the third. Don't make a mistake to Cruz, and there it is. 2-0 Shitfuck

Walking guys is not going o help beat the Rangers either.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2012, 08:10:13 pm »
I'd send Martinez down. Tonight.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #52 on: May 18, 2012, 08:11:09 pm »
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I'd send Martinez down. Tonight.

+1 He's clueless right now. But still batting third. Go figure.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #53 on: May 18, 2012, 08:12:39 pm »
Mills has a plan.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2012, 08:14:05 pm »
We're going to fuck around and let Feliz find himself.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2012, 08:14:34 pm »
I WONDER HOW THE PIRATES ARE DOING AGAINST VERLANDER AND THE TIGERS TONIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?  [WORK WITH ME HERE FOLKS]
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2012, 08:15:51 pm »
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Mills has a plan.

I wish that it would reveal itself soon. 2-1 on a broken bat single, scoring Altuve. Feliz up around 70 pitches here in the thjrd.
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« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2012, 08:16:50 pm »
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #58 on: May 18, 2012, 08:16:53 pm »
Why has MLB Network become the Boston Red Sox/New York Yankees network? Every game they carry involves one of those two fuckers.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #59 on: May 18, 2012, 08:17:30 pm »
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I wish that it would reveal itself soon. 2-1 on a broken bat single, scoring Altuve. Feliz up around 70 pitches here in the thjrd.

70 pitches and about 9 of them strikes.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #60 on: May 18, 2012, 08:19:34 pm »
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Why has MLB Network become the Boston Red Sox/New York Yankees network? Every game they carry involves one of those two fuckers.

My guess is that you'll be seeing the Tigers vs. Pirates game on MLB Network in about a half of an inning or so. Just sayin'...
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #61 on: May 18, 2012, 08:25:41 pm »
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My guess is that you'll be seeing the Tigers vs. Pirates game on MLB Network in about a half of an inning or so. Just sayin'...

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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #62 on: May 18, 2012, 08:29:30 pm »
I like Verlander.

Oh sure, Wandy can take a walk when there's no one on base.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #63 on: May 18, 2012, 08:30:21 pm »
Well, now MLB Network can get back to their Red Sox game.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #64 on: May 18, 2012, 08:34:50 pm »
Schafer dogged that and paid the price.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #65 on: May 18, 2012, 08:34:59 pm »
Way to lollygag Schafer.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
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Schafer dogged that and paid the price.

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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2012, 08:36:15 pm »
I pop over to watch Verlander and literally two pitches later he gives up a hit. The Roku hadn't even resolved the picture yet. Damn.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #68 on: May 18, 2012, 08:36:50 pm »
Cocksucking Ranger fans yelling louder than the asshole Braves fans ever did.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #69 on: May 18, 2012, 08:36:54 pm »
Walks, swinging at pitches over your head with bases loaded, lollygagging singles into doubles...sure fire recipe for success there boys.
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« Reply #70 on: May 18, 2012, 08:38:33 pm »
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Walks, swinging at pitches over your head with bases loaded, lollygagging singles into doubles...sure fire recipe for success there boys.

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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #71 on: May 18, 2012, 08:39:26 pm »
But at least you're trying. These clowns couldn't care less.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #72 on: May 18, 2012, 08:40:36 pm »
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I pop over to watch Verlander and literally two pitches later he gives up a hit. The Roku hadn't even resolved the picture yet. Damn.
Sure looked to me like Peralta gave a really shitty effort on that hit. Your pitcher's 2 outs from his 3rd no-hitter- dive for that ball, you lazy fat-ass "shortstop".
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« Reply #73 on: May 18, 2012, 08:41:54 pm »
I fucking hate Ranger fans.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #74 on: May 18, 2012, 08:46:48 pm »
I am ashamed to say my section is trying to start the wave.
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« Reply #75 on: May 18, 2012, 08:50:23 pm »
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Say it ain't so!!!
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #76 on: May 18, 2012, 08:50:35 pm »
That's twice now Martinez has struck out on ball four.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #77 on: May 18, 2012, 08:50:56 pm »
Feliz definitely has a swing-and-miss fastball.

Wow, Brooks Robinson is 75. Easily the most affable Great I've ever met. He'd sign for Hitler and bin Laden.
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Congrats.
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« Reply #80 on: May 18, 2012, 08:52:59 pm »
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That's twice now Martinez has struck out on ball four.

THat's three strike outs tonight,and we're in the fifth inning. He's a contender for the Golden Sombrero.
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« Reply #81 on: May 18, 2012, 08:54:07 pm »
Ron Washington is Cecil Cooper with wins.
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« Reply #82 on: May 18, 2012, 08:54:58 pm »
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That was a message by Washington.
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That was a message by Washington.

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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #84 on: May 18, 2012, 08:57:13 pm »
A nice opposite field shot by Bogey would be enjoyable right here.
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« Reply #85 on: May 18, 2012, 08:57:28 pm »
Harmless roller, not so much.
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« Reply #86 on: May 18, 2012, 08:59:20 pm »
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« Reply #87 on: May 18, 2012, 08:59:21 pm »
BTW, she said yes.
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« Reply #89 on: May 18, 2012, 09:02:52 pm »
Kali's Revenge.
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« Reply #90 on: May 18, 2012, 09:05:55 pm »
Kinsler damn near visited the DL with that stutter step.
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« Reply #91 on: May 18, 2012, 09:07:15 pm »
DAmn. Does Felizz get credit for that forceout? I know the answer, but I started his ass tonight. One fucking out short of being win eligible. Crap.
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« Reply #92 on: May 18, 2012, 09:13:59 pm »
Does Castro have a hit in his career?  I don't recall ever seeing one.
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Does Castro have a hit in his career?  I don't recall ever seeing one.

He's hitting .380 when it doesn't count.
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« Reply #94 on: May 18, 2012, 09:21:16 pm »
Ah hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.
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« Reply #95 on: May 18, 2012, 09:21:39 pm »
I'll give him this - he took that call like a pro.
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« Reply #96 on: May 18, 2012, 09:21:53 pm »
Great pitch by IronMan.
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« Reply #97 on: May 18, 2012, 09:22:12 pm »
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Yes, he did. It wasn't a strike, but it was pretty damn close, and sometimes you lose on the call.
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« Reply #99 on: May 18, 2012, 09:23:22 pm »
And that was not a great pitch by IronMan.

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« Reply #100 on: May 18, 2012, 09:23:36 pm »
He sure had that one clocked.
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« Reply #101 on: May 18, 2012, 09:25:13 pm »
I find that I'm enjoying this the more I turn down the TV and the more I turn up Richard Lloyd.
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« Reply #102 on: May 18, 2012, 09:25:20 pm »
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He sure had that one clocked.

Of course, it helps when the pitcher throws it at your bat.
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« Reply #103 on: May 18, 2012, 09:26:44 pm »
C'mon 'Stros, REALLY getting tired of seeing L's against the Arlington Rangers...  Git-r-done!
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« Reply #104 on: May 18, 2012, 09:27:29 pm »
That looked like Schafer went to the plate with the objective of striking out as quickly as possible.
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« Reply #105 on: May 18, 2012, 09:30:15 pm »
4-1 Bad Guys after 7, for those listening to DoRay.
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I find that I'm enjoying this the more I turn down the TV and the more I turn up Richard Lloyd.

It still amuses me how that dumbfuck Berkman shot his mouth off a year ago talking about how the Rangers had overpaid for Beltre like it was any of his motherfucking business.

The Astros got jobbed on the Bourn deal.

Richard Lloyd, huh? Which? I have several of his solo records but only on vinyl.
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« Reply #107 on: May 18, 2012, 09:31:51 pm »
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Richard Lloyd, huh? Which? I have several of his solo records but only on vinyl.

Fire Engine from Where the Pyramid Meets the Eye and then Field of Fire.
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« Reply #108 on: May 18, 2012, 09:34:49 pm »
Check out the latest Rocket From the Tombs - side two is some serious Richard Lloyd work.
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« Reply #109 on: May 18, 2012, 09:46:41 pm »
Chinese leather?
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« Reply #110 on: May 18, 2012, 09:47:38 pm »
It feels like the Astros don't believe they can beat these guys.
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It feels like the Astros don't believe they can beat these guys.


No one does.
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I don't understand the Spanish commercial where the guy is supposed to be lying when he tells his smokin hot wife that she's not fat.
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He's too stupid to know the correct answer, and too stupid to leave when she pulls that crying all the time shit.
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He's too stupid to know the correct answer, and too stupid to leave when she pulls that crying all the time shit.

Also, he needs to shave.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #117 on: May 18, 2012, 09:57:15 pm »
Cruz is about four chains shy of being the Latin Dontrelle Willis.
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #118 on: May 18, 2012, 09:57:47 pm »
Crane's married to Peggy Fleming's older sister?
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« Reply #119 on: May 18, 2012, 09:58:48 pm »
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Re: Houston Astros v. Dallas Rangers, 5/18/12
« Reply #120 on: May 18, 2012, 10:00:09 pm »
If Hamilton goes down we're going to see some sparkin'.
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« Reply #121 on: May 18, 2012, 10:02:08 pm »
Throw inside, their owner never had a problem doing that.
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« Reply #122 on: May 18, 2012, 10:02:30 pm »
Shit, Beltre hit one off the big scoreboard in BP last year? That's a shot.
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Throw inside, their owner never had a problem doing that.

Enjoying that bobblehead?
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« Reply #124 on: May 18, 2012, 10:03:33 pm »
4-1 Strangers, middle 9.
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« Reply #125 on: May 18, 2012, 10:04:27 pm »
If the Sonics are on the jukebox, you just might be in the right bar. If ordering Modelo gets you a nod of approval, you probably aren't.
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« Reply #126 on: May 18, 2012, 10:04:38 pm »
Didn't get one and I don't care anyway.
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« Reply #127 on: May 18, 2012, 10:04:47 pm »
Cruz worked Hamilton there.
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If the Sonics are on the jukebox, you just might be in the right bar. If ordering Modelo gets you a nod of approval, you probably aren't.

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« Reply #129 on: May 18, 2012, 10:05:36 pm »
Ok guys, let's fuck up Nathan.
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I saw the Sonics a few years back and those dudes killed it. Definitely wasn't let down by them.

I'm glad they're finally getting some pub and some coin, those guys are true originals.
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« Reply #131 on: May 18, 2012, 10:06:57 pm »
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Didn't get one and I don't care anyway.

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I'm glad they're finally getting some pub and some coin, those guys are true originals.

I first heard them when I was a 15 year old punk rocker. I was floored by them and have been spreading them to whoever I could since then.
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I was floored by them and have been spreading them to whoever I could since then.

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« Reply #134 on: May 18, 2012, 10:12:05 pm »
CRAP, thought that was gonna fall in. SICK of opposing RFers getting to those.  Kudos to CJ for making Nathan throw a lot of pitches in that AB though!
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« Reply #136 on: May 18, 2012, 10:12:28 pm »
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If the Sonics are on the jukebox, you just might be in the right bar. If ordering Modelo gets you a nod of approval, you probably aren't.

Order Strychnine.
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CRAP, thought that was gonna fall in. SICK of opposing RFers getting to those.  Kudos to CJ for making Nathan throw a lot of pitches in that AB though!

And Hamilton does the bookend.
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« Reply #139 on: May 18, 2012, 10:14:37 pm »
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That's how you do it.

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« Reply #140 on: May 18, 2012, 10:14:57 pm »
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« Reply #141 on: May 18, 2012, 10:15:33 pm »
Four weak singles isn't going to beat many teams.
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« Reply #142 on: May 18, 2012, 10:16:01 pm »
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« Reply #143 on: May 18, 2012, 10:16:30 pm »
Time to go pound some Modelo.
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« Reply #144 on: May 18, 2012, 10:17:23 pm »
There is nothing appetizing about closeups of Whatachick'n Bites. Overbreaded bullshit chicken goo. No thanks.
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Time to go pound some Modelo.

Don't forget to tell your wife she's not fat.
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Don't forget to tell your wife she's not fat.

She's wife #2. I did learn some things the first time around.
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« Reply #147 on: May 18, 2012, 10:21:16 pm »
Eschenfelder needs to get off his knees in the postgame.
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« Reply #148 on: May 18, 2012, 10:23:42 pm »
...gorvel...gorvel..."oh, mighty Rangers"..."so good"...gorvel...gorvel..."I've NEVER seen a team like this one"...gorvel...gorvel...
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« Reply #149 on: May 18, 2012, 10:59:29 pm »
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I don't understand the Spanish commercial where the guy is supposed to be lying when he tells his smokin hot wife that she's not fat.

Me neither. The good news is that my wife soesn't understand it either. We decided that we don't understand ad writers.
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« Reply #150 on: May 18, 2012, 11:09:16 pm »
Fuck the Rangers.  Fuck their fans.
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« Reply #151 on: May 19, 2012, 08:05:05 am »
I read these game threads as much for the obscure references as I do game information. I think I learned that the Rangers' and their fans form a psychotic collective fuck-face full of strychnine and cursed by a witch.
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