Personally, I always thought if Edgar Martinez was going to un-retire he'd done so for the Mariners, but evidently he is back in the game and batting clean-up for the Astros today and playing left field. No idea what JD'll be doing today...
In a slightly lesser over-reaction... Mr. The Altuve-2, Lowrie-3?!? WTF?!? In what world (other than Millsies world) would it not be more appropriate to hit Lowrie-2, Mr. The Altuve-3?!?