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Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« on: December 11, 2011, 12:36:15 am »
Jason Lane has signed to pitch for Arizona according the mlbrumors.com. Hope he does well except when he pitches against the Astros.

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•Baseball America's Matt Eddy reports that the Diamondbacks have signed former Astros outfielder Jason Lane as a left-handed pitcher. The 34-year-old hasn't appeared in the big leagues since 2007, but he made the move to the mound this past season. Todd Dewey of the Las Vegas Journal-Review chronicled the conversion back in August.
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2011, 03:48:34 am »
Are the Astros going to make any moves on the free agent market? lol. Jesus Christ.
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2011, 09:28:41 am »
Quote from: jwmann2 on December 20, 2011, 03:48:34 am
Are the Astros going to make any moves on the free agent market? lol. Jesus Christ.

Great. Another one of these mouthbreathing yahoos...
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2011, 09:34:15 am »
Quote from: jwmann2 on December 20, 2011, 03:48:34 am
Are the Astros going to make any moves on the free agent market? lol. Jesus Christ.

go fucking away, troll.
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2011, 09:38:54 am »
Quote from: JimR on December 20, 2011, 09:34:15 am
go fucking away, troll.

The worst thing about free speech is that everyone gets it. The same concept applies to idiots on the internet.
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2011, 09:41:45 am »
Quote from: jwmann2 on December 20, 2011, 03:48:34 am
Are the Astros going to make any moves on the free agent market? lol. Jesus Christ.

Jesus? He'd be a pretty good addition, but I'm pretty sure another team hammered out a deal with him a long time ago.
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2011, 09:54:22 am »
Quote from: moriartp on December 20, 2011, 09:41:45 am
Jesus? He'd be a pretty good addition, but I'm pretty sure another team hammered out a deal with him a long time ago.

I heard he can't hit a curve ball.
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2011, 10:22:18 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on December 20, 2011, 09:38:54 am
The worst thing about free speech is that everyone gets it. The same concept applies to idiots on the internet.

The best thing about free speech is sitting back and enjoying everyone pile on the idiot speaker. 
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2011, 10:55:56 am »
Quote from: jwmann2 on December 20, 2011, 03:48:34 am
Are the Astros going to make any moves on the free agent market? lol. Jesus Christ.

So the answer here is NO, the Astros are not going to make any free agent moves.  My sources include everyone in baseball, all media that cover baseball, and the Astros new ownership. 

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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2011, 11:28:36 am »
Quote from: Limey on December 20, 2011, 09:54:22 am
I heard he can't hit a curve ball.

Bravo.
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2011, 05:00:34 pm »
Quote from: Limey on December 20, 2011, 09:54:22 am
I heard he can't hit a curve ball.

See Serrano, Jose. I didn't realize that the AllState "good hands" guy played Serrano until just recently.
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2011, 05:10:28 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on December 20, 2011, 05:00:34 pm
See Serrano, Jose. I didn't realize that the AllState "good hands" guy played Serrano until just recently.

You mean President Palmer.
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2011, 05:52:53 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on December 20, 2011, 05:00:34 pm
See Serrano, Jose. I didn't realize that the AllState "good hands" guy played Serrano until just recently.

Uh... Don't you mean Pedro, Mr. Racist Happy?
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2011, 06:04:08 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on December 20, 2011, 05:52:53 pm
Uh... Don't you mean Pedro, Mr. Racist Happy?

I stand corrected. Thanks, Mark!
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2011, 05:11:09 am »
Quote from: Limey on December 20, 2011, 09:54:22 am
I heard he can't hit a curve ball.

Don't leave him one hanging.
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Re: Diamondbacks sign a pitcher
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2011, 05:53:59 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on December 20, 2011, 09:28:41 am
Great. Another one of these mouthbreathing yahoos...

I'm just guessing here, but I think everyone's sarcasm meter needs a new set of batteries.
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