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Turdinal being a Turdinal
« on: August 02, 2011, 11:23:59 pm »
Molina just EARNED himself a 7-game suspension... (T10, STL at MIL).

Here are a couple of partial .gif's. (via Bubbaprog on Twitter): ANIMATED: MOLINARAGE http://30fram.es/3js & MOLINASPIT http://30fram.es/3jt

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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2011, 11:32:54 pm »
You know, I'll bet a Venn diagram of people with big ugly neck tattoos would be almost entirely enclosed within the "little jerk-ass bitches" circle.
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2011, 11:39:18 pm »
Who is he bumping?  If it's Gary Darling... I bet there are a ton of other players who will donate money to the Molina fine.  Money well spent.
« Last Edit: August 02, 2011, 11:41:51 pm by Noe in Austin »
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2011, 11:53:18 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2011, 11:23:59 pm
Molina just EARNED himself a 7-game suspension... (T10, STL at MIL).

Here are a couple of partial .gif's. (via Bubbaprog on Twitter): ANIMATED: MOLINARAGE http://30fram.es/3js & MOLINASPIT http://30fram.es/3jt



I know there's a lot of jackass umps who inject themselves into the game and probably play favorites in subtle ways that we're not hip to, but one of the things I've always thought dumb about baseball is the way players and managers feel entitled to physically confront umpires. Sure, you get some entertaining manager meltdowns every once in a while, but in what other sport are players allowed to go after referees like this?
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2011, 11:56:59 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on August 02, 2011, 11:39:18 pm
Who is he bumping?  If it's Gary Darling... I bet there are a ton of other players who will donate money to the Molina fine.  Money well spent.

I know all too often umpires appear to be looking for an altercation, but didn't see it at all here. Molina went ape shit after a good pitch was called a strike (strikeout).
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2011, 05:45:21 am »
Quote from: Joey Trum on August 02, 2011, 11:53:18 pm
you get some entertaining manager meltdowns every once in a while

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlAba4DgEU
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2011, 07:44:26 am »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2011, 11:56:59 pm
I know all too often umpires appear to be looking for an altercation, but didn't see it at all here. Molina went ape shit after a good pitch was called a strike (strikeout).

Yep, I usually take the players/manager side but Yadier was completely out of line.
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2011, 08:36:14 am »
If someone asks you if a Cardinal is in the wrong, YOU SAY YES!
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2011, 09:40:09 am »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on August 02, 2011, 11:39:18 pm
Who is he bumping?  If it's Gary Darling... I bet there are a ton of other players who will donate money to the Molina fine.  Money well spent.

It was Rob Drake.
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2011, 10:02:28 am »
Larussa on the bumping and the Cardinals "not" retaliating for Pujols getting hit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k9_GKkJJffE
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2011, 10:07:39 am »
Quote from: Navin R Johnson on August 03, 2011, 10:02:28 am
Larussa on the bumping and the Cardinals "not" retaliating for Pujols getting hit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k9_GKkJJffE

How the hell does he know where the opposing pitcher was "aiming" his pitch??  What a fucktard
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2011, 10:10:15 am »
This is a fantastic meltdown.
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2011, 10:20:01 am »
Just suspend this fucktard for 30 games.

Better yet, don't - his "managing" will probably cost them the playoffs.
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2011, 10:23:35 am »
Quote from: sporadic on August 03, 2011, 10:07:39 am
How the hell does he know where the opposing pitcher was "aiming" his pitch??  What a fucktard

From experience.

BusterTweet:  It'll be interesting to see how MLB views acknowledgment by Tony La Russa that the Cards were sending a 'message' in hitting Ryan Braun.
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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2011, 10:34:57 am »
Quote from: Bench on August 03, 2011, 10:23:35 am
From experience.

BusterTweet:  It'll be interesting to see how MLB views acknowledgment by Tony La Russa that the Cards were sending a 'message' in hitting Ryan Braun.

But they did not mean to hit Braun, he could have gotten out of the way!!  They were just throwing it in there to send a message!! 
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2011, 10:50:17 am »
Also in the ESPN Game Notes:

The Cardinals filed a complaint with the umpiring crew about the thin LED boards that surround Miller Park's second level, creating different lighting situations in Monday night's game, but would not discuss the matter further. Brewers general manager Doug Melvin also declined comment. ...

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« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2011, 11:04:26 am »
Quote from: outlawscotty on August 03, 2011, 10:50:17 am
Also in the ESPN Game Notes:

The Cardinals filed a complaint with the umpiring crew about the thin LED boards that surround Miller Park's second level, creating different lighting situations in Monday night's game, but would not discuss the matter further. Brewers general manager Doug Melvin also declined comment. ...

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Shit, next thing you know they'll bitch about people canceling games because there's a threat of rain in the forecast.
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2011, 12:58:36 pm »
Quote from: outlawscotty on August 03, 2011, 10:50:17 am
Also in the ESPN Game Notes:

The Cardinals filed a complaint with the umpiring crew about the thin LED boards that surround Miller Park's second level, creating different lighting situations in Monday night's game, but would not discuss the matter further. Brewers general manager Doug Melvin also declined comment. ...

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The Cardinals are the biggest bunch of mamby pamby pantywaists I've ever seen.  That's all.
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« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2011, 03:04:12 pm »
Quote from: Bench on August 03, 2011, 09:40:09 am
It was Rob Drake.

Okay, then Yadier is flake!
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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2011, 03:45:01 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on August 03, 2011, 03:04:12 pm
Okay, then Yadier is flake!

And he wears eyeliner.
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« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2011, 04:07:20 pm »
Quote from: das on August 03, 2011, 12:58:36 pm
The Cardinals are the biggest bunch of mamby pamby pantywaists I've ever seen.  That's all.

Even Maddux and Glavine think these guys bitch and moan too much.
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2011, 08:51:10 am »
Quote from: MRaup on August 03, 2011, 03:45:01 pm
And he wears eyeliner.

He shares with Berkman.
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Re: Turdinal being a Turdinal
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2011, 02:17:15 pm »
Quote from: geezerdonk on August 04, 2011, 08:51:10 am
He shares with Berkman.

Maybe he's born with it.
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