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05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« on: May 23, 2011, 07:47:36 pm »
I'll be darned, there's a game on...

And yes, it appears that Mills is once again protecting his lil' ole' LHB 1B from the evil and mean Dojer LHP...

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M. Bourn cf   
C. Barmes ss   
H. Pence rf   
C. Lee 1b
J. Michaels lf
C. Johnson 3b
B. Hall 2b
H. Quintero c
B. Norris p

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R. Furcal ss   
A. Miles 2b   
J. Loney 1b   
M. Kemp cf   
J. Gibbons rf
J. Sands lf   
D. Navarro c
R. Mitchell 3b
C. Kershaw p
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Middle 3: LAD 1, HOU 0
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2011, 07:50:17 pm »
Middle 3: LAD 1, HOU 0

Don't know how the Dojers scored, don't really care...
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2011, 07:52:16 pm »
I guess even the Dojers didn't expect Hall to hit one near the warning track... (Hall doubles off the glove of Gibbons in RF, who couldn't quote get to the sharply hit ball to the warning track...). B3
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2011, 07:54:02 pm »
GBB, goddam it, turn around and shut that bitch up.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2011, 07:55:43 pm »
Q! With a nice AB to score Hall
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2011, 07:56:02 pm »
Q with a nice little looper to right center, Hall scores easily.  B3: LAD 1, HOU 1

Bud sac bunts Q over. 1 out, Q at 2B, Bourn up.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2011, 08:00:00 pm »
Something something something. 2 outs, SBB at 2B, Barmes at 1B, Spaz at the dish, Carlos on deck.
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End 3: LAD 1, HOU 1
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2011, 08:02:57 pm »
The 1st-pitch was too straight down the pipe for young Hunter to swing at, so he opts for the 2nd-pitch bender and pops out to CF. 3 out.

End 3: LAD 1, HOU 1
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2011, 08:11:30 pm »
Sands was out by 12 feet
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2011, 08:15:51 pm »
Quote from: pots on May 23, 2011, 08:11:30 pm
Sands was out by 12 feet

Q had a great pitch to work with, and he got rid of the ball so quickly it was incredible.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2011, 08:27:43 pm »
Looks like Bill Hall would like to continue to play Major League Baseball (somewhere anyway).  Leads off B5 with another double.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2011, 08:28:51 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 23, 2011, 08:27:43 pm
Looks like Bill Hall would like to continue to play Major League Baseball (somewhere anyway).  Leads off B5 with another double.

Jose Lima is dead?  How did I miss that?
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2011, 08:31:23 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 23, 2011, 08:28:51 pm
Jose Lima is dead?  How did I miss that?

I don't know. It was pretty unmissable.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2011, 08:31:42 pm »
Q on the other hand feels perfectly safe in keeping his job as Astros' Catcher (thanks JR), thus didn't feel the need to advance Hall and instead struck out (as did Bud in the following AB). 'Tis all up to SBB now!
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End 5: LAD 1, HOU 1
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2011, 08:34:05 pm »
So much for that (Bourn flies out in foul territory in LF).  End 5: LAD 1, HOU 1
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2011, 08:36:32 pm »
Bill Hall resembles a major-league second baseman tonight.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2011, 08:46:24 pm »
Poppin' up on 3-0 pitch! Great approach again!
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2011, 08:49:28 pm »
Those 3-0 popups really sting.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2011, 08:52:49 pm »
Come on CJ, make him pay.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2011, 08:54:04 pm »
Damn. 1-1 through 6.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2011, 09:04:30 pm »
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2011, 09:04:44 pm »
What the cock?
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2011, 09:04:49 pm »
SBB's been playing next to young Hunter too long I guess...  GEEZ!
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2011, 09:05:16 pm »
ARRRGGHGHH!!!  made him look stupid with 2 sliders and then threw the fastball over the plate
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2011, 09:05:21 pm »
Son of a bitch. Cocksucking motherfuckers. FUCK.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2011, 09:05:48 pm »
Fucking 0-2 meatball
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2011, 09:06:37 pm »
the only good thing about that 1/2 inning is that kershaw is out of the game now.

bud did good.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2011, 09:06:48 pm »
It wasn't even anything more than a mediocre fastball at that. FUCK! After making Ethier look like a chump.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2011, 09:07:31 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on May 23, 2011, 09:06:37 pm
the only good thing about that 1/2 inning is that kershaw is out of the game now.

bud did good.

Bud did good until he grooved that 0-2 pitch.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2011, 09:07:58 pm »
The second Q was calling for the fastball I knew there was trouble.  Bud hasn't located that fastball all night
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2011, 09:09:29 pm »
We care, Patty.
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« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2011, 09:10:27 pm »
Well, that fucking stank.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2011, 09:10:35 pm »
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We care, Patty.

Who is this 'we' of who you are referring?
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2011, 09:10:52 pm »
Hill Ball, everybody.  3-3!
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« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2011, 09:11:37 pm »
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Who is this 'we' of who you are referring?

Me and my pet rat.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2011, 09:15:57 pm »
We need an Austin gathering. Have to find a place with extra-large vomit bags though.
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« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2011, 09:16:34 pm »
Or chicken wire in front of the TVs.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2011, 09:20:22 pm »
Looks like the "crowd" had "thinned out" since last inning.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2011, 09:22:44 pm »
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We need an Austin gathering. Have to find a place with extra-large vomit bags though.

We're one month away from OKC's return trip to the Dell Diamond.
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« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2011, 09:23:15 pm »
Maybe Baltimore would like some Bill Hall.
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« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2011, 09:24:23 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 23, 2011, 09:22:44 pm
We're one month away from OKC's return trip to the Dell Diamond.

I was thinking of watching the big club, but watching that shitty excuse for a AAA team get tireironed could have some entertainment value.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2011, 09:24:41 pm »
Who is this Bill Hall dude playing for the Astros tonight?!?!?  I'm sure I've never seen him before.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2011, 09:25:28 pm »
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I was thinking of watching the big club, but watching that shitty excuse for a AAA team get tireironed could have some entertainment value.

I'm up for that too, but I think alcohol will have to be involved.
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« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2011, 09:26:16 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 23, 2011, 09:24:41 pm
Who is this Bill Hall dude playing for the Astros tonight?!?!?  I'm sure I've never seen him before.

He strings together a game like this every month or so.
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« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2011, 09:26:56 pm »
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I'm up for that too, but I think alcohol will have to be involved.

At the very least. Maybe they'd put the game on at the Rose.
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« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2011, 09:28:03 pm »
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He strings together a game like this every month or so.

I'm telling you guys, it's his alter ego...Hill Ball.
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« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2011, 09:28:15 pm »
Oh, that wasn't attractive.
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« Reply #49 on: May 23, 2011, 09:29:01 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on May 23, 2011, 09:28:03 pm
I'm telling you guys, it's his alter ego...Hill Ball.

The rest of the time he's Chill Ball.
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« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2011, 09:29:30 pm »
Walk our secret weapon, you FUCK!
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2011, 09:29:39 pm »
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Oh, that wasn't attractive.

The black halter top? No, I'd like to think there were better choices available.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2011, 09:31:11 pm »
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The black halter top? No, I'd like to think there were better choices available.

That's one of those where the cameraman is trying to get a little action and the TD takes the shot just to fuck with him.
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« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2011, 09:31:31 pm »
Taken off his ESPN player page: Jeff Fulchino will murder you with a tire iron.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2011, 09:31:52 pm »
Nice whiff, Barmes. Christ. You need a guy who'll swing the bat and then you get Hunter. Shit.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #55 on: May 23, 2011, 09:32:40 pm »
Quote from: moriartp on May 23, 2011, 09:31:31 pm
Taken off his ESPN player page: Jeff Fulchino will murder you with a tire iron.

It's not like he's some little guy who uses it for an equalizer either.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2011, 09:34:41 pm »
JD was mapping the out and it played out just like he said, but it rolled so little that Pence got lucky.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2011, 09:34:49 pm »
Blind Squirrel: Nut.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2011, 09:35:13 pm »
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Blind Squirrel: Nut.

I was thinking the exact same thing.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #59 on: May 23, 2011, 09:35:53 pm »
Not sure Lee can catch up to this guy's fastball.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #60 on: May 23, 2011, 09:37:10 pm »
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Not sure Lee can catch up to this guy's fastball.

Doesn't look like it.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #61 on: May 23, 2011, 09:37:52 pm »
Furcal thought that was the third out.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #62 on: May 23, 2011, 09:38:16 pm »
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Not sure Lee can catch up to this guy's fastball.

His (according to Gameday) 91 mph fastball? Yikes.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #63 on: May 23, 2011, 09:38:29 pm »
All right Wally, fuck 'em up.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #64 on: May 23, 2011, 09:38:54 pm »
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His (according to Gameday) 91 mph fastball? Yikes.

Yup. That's what it is these days.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2011, 09:39:00 pm »
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Furcal thought that was the third out.

Well, in his defense, it's easy to understand why after watching Pence flail away.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2011, 09:39:24 pm »
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2011, 09:40:08 pm »
I love Wallace but he doesn't seem to do well in these type of situations.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2011, 09:43:10 pm »
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2011, 09:44:13 pm »
Fuck. Got his pitch. Dammit.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2011, 09:44:21 pm »
I wish for once I had been wrong.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #71 on: May 23, 2011, 09:48:19 pm »
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I love Wallace but he doesn't seem to do well in these type of situations.

Yeah, you'd think he'd be used to coming in cold off the bench by now. Guess not.


Seriously though, is he ever going to get a start vs. a LHP? It's maddening.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2011, 09:49:04 pm »
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I wish for once I had been wrong.

So do we.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2011, 09:50:14 pm »
Quote from: moriartp on May 23, 2011, 09:48:19 pm
Seriously though, is he ever going to get a start vs. a LHP? It's maddening.

I understand it more when you have Boojwah to play LF, but Michaels isn't exactly tearing it up this year.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2011, 09:50:56 pm »
Brett Wallace is a badass.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #75 on: May 23, 2011, 09:51:05 pm »
well, that was nice.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #76 on: May 23, 2011, 09:51:08 pm »
Okay, now THAT was impressive!
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #77 on: May 23, 2011, 09:54:35 pm »
31 Ks in 19 2/3 innings.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #78 on: May 23, 2011, 09:54:38 pm »
well, anyone think the astros can tie this game?
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #79 on: May 23, 2011, 09:55:39 pm »
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well, anyone think the astros can tie this game?

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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #80 on: May 23, 2011, 09:58:32 pm »
From 3-0 to strike three.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #81 on: May 23, 2011, 09:59:30 pm »
That's not even Angel Sanchez in blackface.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #82 on: May 23, 2011, 09:59:51 pm »
i think someone is worried about getting put on waivers.  or whatever it is the astros could do with hall.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #83 on: May 23, 2011, 10:00:21 pm »
Might want to choke up on that bat a little, son.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #84 on: May 23, 2011, 10:02:13 pm »
Shit. Two 3-0 to strike 3 at bats in the inning?
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #85 on: May 23, 2011, 10:02:14 pm »
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From 3-0 to strike three.

and again.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #86 on: May 23, 2011, 10:02:25 pm »
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #87 on: May 23, 2011, 10:03:36 pm »
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2011, 10:05:14 pm »
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #89 on: May 23, 2011, 10:05:34 pm »
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« Reply #90 on: May 23, 2011, 10:06:20 pm »
Sanchez refuses to go quietly.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #91 on: May 23, 2011, 10:07:44 pm »
Hell, he refuses to go at all! Outstanding AB from Sanchez.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #92 on: May 23, 2011, 10:08:17 pm »
milwaukee is putting the beatdown on washington.  11-1. 
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #93 on: May 23, 2011, 10:08:33 pm »
That's the way you battle through an AB there Mr. Sanchez sir!!!
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« Reply #94 on: May 23, 2011, 10:09:29 pm »
Sweet double steal!
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #95 on: May 23, 2011, 10:10:41 pm »
Hell yeah SBB!
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #96 on: May 23, 2011, 10:10:52 pm »
Woah
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #97 on: May 23, 2011, 10:10:57 pm »
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #98 on: May 23, 2011, 10:11:05 pm »
FUCK YOU, DODGERS!
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #99 on: May 23, 2011, 10:11:09 pm »
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #100 on: May 23, 2011, 10:11:20 pm »
Sweet. Baby. Bourn. FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!!
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #102 on: May 23, 2011, 10:12:50 pm »
now they are in trouble.  pence for the win?
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« Reply #103 on: May 23, 2011, 10:12:57 pm »
Jansen's lost it. Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #104 on: May 23, 2011, 10:13:25 pm »
And Barmes takes one for the team!  So what'll it be Mr. Pence, hero or goat?!?!?
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And Barmes takes one for the team!  So what'll it be Mr. Pence, hero or goat?!?!?

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« Reply #106 on: May 23, 2011, 10:14:05 pm »
ASTROS WIN!
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« Reply #107 on: May 23, 2011, 10:14:23 pm »
he's fast.
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« Reply #108 on: May 23, 2011, 10:14:42 pm »
Way to go Hunter Pence!  And Sweet. Baby. Bourn.

Damn that was fun!!!
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« Reply #109 on: May 23, 2011, 10:14:53 pm »
What a fun win. I love baseball
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« Reply #110 on: May 23, 2011, 10:14:58 pm »
This is why I watch the Astros.
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« Reply #111 on: May 23, 2011, 10:15:03 pm »
This whole comeback thing feels pretty good.
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« Reply #112 on: May 23, 2011, 10:15:38 pm »
Incredible slide and grab of the plate by Bourn!
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #113 on: May 23, 2011, 10:15:48 pm »
Ho lee shit what a finish
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« Reply #114 on: May 23, 2011, 10:16:08 pm »
What a finish
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« Reply #115 on: May 23, 2011, 10:16:43 pm »
The slide was perfect, bagwellian
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« Reply #116 on: May 23, 2011, 10:17:28 pm »
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The slide was perfect, bagwellian

it really was.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #117 on: May 23, 2011, 10:17:49 pm »
Enjoy this one, guys.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #118 on: May 23, 2011, 10:18:40 pm »
So in honor of Jose Lima, one of my all time favorite Astros, I spent the bottom of the ninth inning sitting in my living room with my Astros cap turned inside-out. I felt foolish, at first. 
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #119 on: May 23, 2011, 10:19:29 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 23, 2011, 10:18:40 pm
So in honor of Jose Lima, one of my all time favorite Astros, I spent the bottom of the ninth inning sitting in my living room with my Astros cap turned inside-out. I felt foolish, at first. 

You honor him well. Lima Time, baby!
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« Reply #120 on: May 23, 2011, 10:23:53 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 23, 2011, 10:19:29 pm
You honor him well. Lima Time, baby!

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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #121 on: May 23, 2011, 10:31:18 pm »
I'm just watching that replay over and over. Gorgeous slide.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #122 on: May 23, 2011, 10:32:53 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 23, 2011, 07:54:02 pm
GBB, goddam it, turn around and shut that bitch up.

She was remarkably quiet.  And I was trying to ignore the junior high asshats who were trying to get in the back of the shot.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #123 on: May 23, 2011, 10:49:37 pm »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on May 23, 2011, 10:32:53 pm
She was remarkably quiet.  And I was trying to ignore the junior high asshats who were trying to get in the back of the shot.

I take it in between when I saw you looking perfectly healthy Friday night and tonight, you managed to stop pooping?
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #124 on: May 23, 2011, 11:45:07 pm »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on May 23, 2011, 10:32:53 pm
She was remarkably quiet.  And I was trying to ignore the junior high asshats who were trying to get in the back of the shot.

She wasn't quiet to the viewers. We got to hear more than we wanted regarding the new Aramark iPhone app. You looked fairly chagrined by it all.

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I take it in between when I saw you looking perfectly healthy Friday night and tonight, you managed to stop pooping?

There IS a private message feature available on this site, you know.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #125 on: May 23, 2011, 11:51:54 pm »
Great game.  Awesome battles in the last few innings.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #126 on: May 24, 2011, 08:05:54 am »
Great back and forth, folks. I read the entire thread. Go Astros!
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #127 on: May 24, 2011, 09:54:34 am »
Great game last night... try to find a single reference to it on the front page of chron.com
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #128 on: May 24, 2011, 10:10:09 am »
Quote from: Lurch on May 24, 2011, 09:54:34 am
Great game last night... try to find a single reference to it on the front page of chron.com

There's a front page? [/obligatory]
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« Reply #129 on: May 24, 2011, 10:30:52 am »
Quote from: chuck on May 23, 2011, 11:45:07 pm
There IS a private message feature available on this site, you know.

I thought that was just for talking about other people's poop?
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #130 on: May 24, 2011, 10:35:03 am »
Quote from: Bench on May 24, 2011, 10:30:52 am
I thought that was just for talking about other people's poop?

You down with OPP?
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #131 on: May 24, 2011, 11:21:19 am »
At some point it occurred to me why GBB looked so chagrined. He and Mrs GBB bought the $7 tickets and snuck down to the mezzanine where they had the dumb luck of choosing the worst possible place to hide out.
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Re: 05/23/11: Astros vs. Dojers
« Reply #132 on: May 24, 2011, 11:31:05 am »
Quote from: chuck on May 24, 2011, 11:21:19 am
At some point it occurred to me why GBB looked so chagrined. He and Mrs GBB bought the $7 tickets and snuck down to the mezzanine where they had the dumb luck of choosing the worst possible place to hide out.

We just wanted to be on the Flex Cam.
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