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Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« on: April 22, 2011, 06:10:54 pm »
Astros

Bourny, CF
Sanchy, SS
Pency, RF
El Horsey, LF
Wally, 1B
Johny, 3B
Hally, 2B
Quinty, C
Figgy, P

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Gomez, CF
Dicknose, LF
The Fattest Vegetarian in the Known Universe, 1B
HeeHaw, 3B
Kotsay, RF
Betancourt, SS
Lucroy, C
Gallardo, P


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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 06:20:55 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on April 22, 2011, 06:10:54 pm

The Fattest Vegetarian in the Known Universe, 1B


Submitted for your upheaval. Check out #17.


Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy a delicious Drano Milkshake.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 06:32:41 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on April 22, 2011, 06:20:55 pm
Submitted for your upheaval. Check out #17.


Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy a delicious Drano Milkshake.

I withdraw the moniker.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 07:26:23 pm »
Did Hunter really bounce that ball half-way to Wallace?
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 07:29:16 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on April 22, 2011, 06:20:55 pm
Submitted for your upheaval. Check out #17.


Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy a delicious Drano Milkshake.

I'm glad I got to read that before heading out to dinner.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 07:29:53 pm »
Quote from: Matt on April 22, 2011, 07:29:16 pm
I'm glad I got to read that before heading out to dinner.

Cheesecake Factory?
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2011, 07:38:57 pm »
Quote from: austro on April 22, 2011, 07:29:53 pm
Cheesecake Factory?

I think I'm gonna find a field and chew on a few bits of grass instead.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2011, 07:41:37 pm »
what just happened there?  quick hook on arnsberg from home plate umpire. 
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2011, 07:42:43 pm »
Mills ejected too.  Wtf?
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2011, 07:50:38 pm »
Don't know what Arnsberg said to the home plate ump, but Figgy started getting the outside strike call afterwards
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2011, 07:55:17 pm »
Damn!
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2011, 07:56:10 pm »
bill hall really smoked that ball.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2011, 07:56:19 pm »
Please don't make the rodeo clown our everyday catcher!
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2011, 07:57:55 pm »
"if i'm millsie i check out and go to a fish fry..."
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2011, 07:59:58 pm »
Bourn with the RBI single. Nice swing!
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2011, 08:00:01 pm »
"There's gotta be a wurstfest somewhere around here."
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2011, 08:02:12 pm »
Angel the Deliverer delivers.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2011, 08:03:14 pm »
bourn is such a weapon.  lets hope his demands after 2012 aren't too outrageous.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2011, 08:05:18 pm »
Quote from: austro on April 22, 2011, 08:02:12 pm
Angel the Deliverer delivers.

I took him out of my fatacrap lineup.

Y'all're welcome!
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2011, 08:10:37 pm »
Big fat asshole prick Joe West ran Millsie. I got drunk with that fat fucker in St. Louis twice. He's an ungoldly egomaniac.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2011, 08:11:34 pm »
Well, fuck. And now a curtain call. What a prick.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2011, 08:12:39 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on April 22, 2011, 08:05:18 pm
I took him out of my fatacrap lineup.

Y'all're welcome!

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2011, 08:13:15 pm »
Quote from: austro on April 22, 2011, 08:11:34 pm
Well, fuck. And now a curtain call. What a prick.

curtain call in the 3rd inning of the 19th game of the season?  what a joke.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2011, 08:13:36 pm »
Shit.

I really do not like that asshat...
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2011, 08:13:56 pm »
fireworks inside always a good idea.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2011, 08:13:58 pm »
Curtain call? Are you kidding me?!?!?

ETA: My MLB.TV is obviously behind a tad...
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2011, 08:14:29 pm »
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Curtain call? Are you kidding me?!?!?

Nope. He's a total dick.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2011, 08:16:22 pm »
If it helps...  Chris Wallace (LEX) has apparently gotten tired of hitting HRs and 2Bs. Is 3-3 on the night with 2 triples... BOX SCORE
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2011, 08:17:52 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on April 22, 2011, 08:16:22 pm
If it helps...  Chris Wallace (LEX) has apparently gotten tired of hitting HRs and 2Bs. Is 3-3 on the night with 2 triples... BOX SCORE

Thank you. That does help.
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« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2011, 08:23:47 pm »
"Time to play our favorite game....jinx the no-hitter."-JD
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2011, 08:24:55 pm »
Chris Wallace now 4 for 4 with 2 triples and a HR
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« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2011, 08:30:50 pm »
The bad news of the day, Keuchel getting slapped around,  9 hits, 3 HR, 5 ER against over 4 innnings
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« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2011, 08:33:51 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on April 22, 2011, 08:10:37 pm
Big fat asshole prick Joe West ran Millsie. I got drunk with that fat fucker in St. Louis twice. He's an ungoldly egomaniac.

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« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2011, 08:35:54 pm »
Ridiculous.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2011, 08:35:56 pm »
You have got to be kidding me. Fuck me twice.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2011, 08:38:17 pm »
Figueroa really sucks.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2011, 08:41:21 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on April 22, 2011, 08:38:17 pm
Figueroa really sucks.

I just logged on to the wifi at the hospital to post this very thing. He is fucking awful.
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« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2011, 08:41:29 pm »
Quote from: pots on April 22, 2011, 08:24:55 pm
Chris Wallace now 4 for 4 with 2 triples and a HR

Wow... I know it hasn't happened yet, but off the top of my head I don't recall a whole bunch of folks missing a cycle because they had 2 triples and no doubles.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2011, 08:44:34 pm »
Wow Bourn stops at a go sign
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« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2011, 08:46:05 pm »
Quote from: pots on April 22, 2011, 08:44:34 pm
Wow Bourn stops at a go sign

Maybe Bourn should take 3rd base coach when he's not up
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2011, 08:48:41 pm »
Quote from: pots on April 22, 2011, 08:44:34 pm
Wow Bourn stops at a go sign

16 runs scored and 9 stolen bases in the middle of the 19th game of the season, he's still doing fine.
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« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2011, 08:50:14 pm »
Quote from: rifraft on April 22, 2011, 08:48:41 pm
16 runs scored and 9 stolen bases in the middle of the 19th game of the season, he's still doing fine.

It was not a knock on Bourn.  Down by 2, no outs, why take a chance at home
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« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2011, 08:52:50 pm »
Well, crap.
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« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2011, 08:53:08 pm »
Quote from: pots on April 22, 2011, 08:50:14 pm
It was not a knock on Bourn.  Down by 2, no outs, why take a chance at home

Pretty sure Clark wasn't waving him the whole way. Looked like he threw up a late stop sign.
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« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2011, 08:53:35 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on April 22, 2011, 08:41:29 pm
Wow... I know it hasn't happened yet, but off the top of my head I don't recall a whole bunch of folks missing a cycle because they had 2 triples and no doubles.

he still has one more chance
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« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2011, 08:55:37 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on April 22, 2011, 08:53:08 pm
Pretty sure Clark wasn't waving him the whole way. Looked like he threw up a late stop sign.

Couldn't tell, had to go with what the Brewers announcers were saying
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« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2011, 08:56:56 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on April 22, 2011, 08:38:17 pm
Figueroa really sucks.

Good thing Jordan Lyles is dominating AAA hitters and ready for a call-up.
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« Reply #47 on: April 22, 2011, 08:58:41 pm »
Quote from: moriartp on April 22, 2011, 08:56:56 pm
Good thing Jordan Lyles is dominating AAA hitters and ready for a call-up.

You're right!! Lyles is the missing piece to our World Series Puzzle!
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #48 on: April 22, 2011, 09:00:46 pm »
Quote from: pots on April 22, 2011, 08:30:50 pm
The bad news of the day, Keuchel getting slapped around,  9 hits, 3 HR, 5 ER against over 4 innnings

Line: 5.1 IP, 12 H, 6 R, 6 ER, BB, 2 SO, 3 HR... (ERA now at 3.72)

What can I say though, still a believer (not that I wouldn't be after 1 awful outing, but still...).
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #49 on: April 22, 2011, 09:01:43 pm »
Well, that was both awful and tremendous at the same time.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2011, 09:01:44 pm »
AWESOME RECOVERY THERE ANGEL FRIGGIN' SANCHEZ!
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #51 on: April 22, 2011, 09:02:05 pm »
You know what? I love Angel but I'm ready for Barmes' glove over there.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2011, 09:02:20 pm »
Well, that's a fun way of getting the most out of a should-have-been double play.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2011, 09:02:35 pm »
And then Hall clanks one out to CF.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2011, 09:03:28 pm »
Quote from: austro on April 22, 2011, 09:02:35 pm
And then Hall clanks one out to CF.
Ball was smoked
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2011, 09:03:51 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on April 22, 2011, 08:58:41 pm
You're right!! Lyles is the missing piece to our World Series Puzzle!

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2011, 09:05:46 pm »
Wow, good grief. 
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« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2011, 09:06:06 pm »
Can't we have one clean play this inning? Just one?
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« Reply #58 on: April 22, 2011, 09:06:14 pm »
It becomes increasingly difficult to believe that Bill Hall is a major-leaguer.
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« Reply #59 on: April 22, 2011, 09:07:35 pm »
Quote from: chuck on April 22, 2011, 09:02:05 pm
You know what? I love Angel but I'm ready for Barmes' glove over there.

Yep, 'twas a clank, but still a sweet recovery!

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« Reply #60 on: April 22, 2011, 09:07:37 pm »
This is just fucking idiotic.
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« Reply #61 on: April 22, 2011, 09:08:15 pm »
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The bad news of the day, Keuchel getting slapped around,  9 hits, 3 HR, 5 ER against over 4 innnings

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« Reply #62 on: April 22, 2011, 09:09:22 pm »
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« Reply #63 on: April 22, 2011, 09:10:14 pm »
Is that Inglett at 3B? Weak effort.
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« Reply #64 on: April 22, 2011, 09:10:18 pm »
Come on boys...stick a fork in it!
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« Reply #65 on: April 22, 2011, 09:10:45 pm »
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Is that Inglett at 3B? Weak effort.

Downs. Awful inning.
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« Reply #66 on: April 22, 2011, 09:11:08 pm »
Fuck me, this is the worst defensive team I have ever seen and that takes Bourn and Q into consideration. Absolutely amazing.
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« Reply #67 on: April 22, 2011, 09:15:13 pm »
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This is just fucking idiotic.

The Astros 2011 motto....
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« Reply #68 on: April 22, 2011, 09:15:21 pm »
downs must know the official scorer.  they gave betancourt a single on that matador play by downs.
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« Reply #69 on: April 22, 2011, 09:16:08 pm »
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downs must know the official scorer.  they gave betancourt a single on that matador play by downs.

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« Reply #70 on: April 22, 2011, 09:16:25 pm »
Valdez comes and and refuses to dick around, getting an out the only sure way possible with this fucking infield.
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« Reply #71 on: April 22, 2011, 09:20:11 pm »
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« Reply #72 on: April 22, 2011, 09:21:39 pm »
Btw, Ricky Weeks is no gold-glover either.
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« Reply #73 on: April 22, 2011, 09:23:41 pm »
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Btw, Ricky Weeks is no gold-glover either.

Why, what's his OPS?
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« Reply #74 on: April 22, 2011, 09:25:55 pm »
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Why, what's his OPS?

He doesn't have a New York address.
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« Reply #75 on: April 22, 2011, 09:30:24 pm »
I've reached a happy place by streaming the Grateful Dead 5/8/77 show from Cornell University.

And now the sausages are racing around the infield. Life is good, even if the Astros aren't.

I like the cut of Valdez' jib. I think he could be a valuable piece of a future puzzle.
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« Reply #76 on: April 22, 2011, 09:31:27 pm »
valdez is not fucking around right now.
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« Reply #77 on: April 22, 2011, 09:32:57 pm »
"So that's where it is!  Haha. He found the amoeba strike zone."

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« Reply #78 on: April 22, 2011, 09:33:48 pm »
Q with the obligatory snap-throw to first base.
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« Reply #79 on: April 22, 2011, 09:35:06 pm »
Man, I thought Weeks was out.
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« Reply #80 on: April 22, 2011, 09:35:45 pm »
wish i knew how to lip read in spanish.   looked like Q had some choice words.
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« Reply #81 on: April 22, 2011, 09:36:06 pm »
I hate The Peen.
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« Reply #82 on: April 22, 2011, 09:36:11 pm »
Maybe the tag was too high up on his forearm. Not that it matters now with the walk to the next batter.
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« Reply #83 on: April 22, 2011, 09:37:01 pm »
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Man, I thought Weeks was out.

I can't imagine a scenario where he wouldn't have been out but then again the HPU just rung Gallardo up on a pitch up around the brim of his batting helmet so what do I know?
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« Reply #84 on: April 22, 2011, 09:38:08 pm »
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I can't imagine a scenario where he wouldn't have been out but then again the HPU just rung Gallardo up on a pitch up around the brim of his batting helmet so what do I know?

It's just like East Dillon. No respect at all.
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« Reply #85 on: April 22, 2011, 09:39:33 pm »
Hello. Somebody is stupider than we are.
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« Reply #86 on: April 22, 2011, 09:40:38 pm »
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Hello. Somebody is stupider than we are.

Cub fans.  Always Cub fans.
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« Reply #87 on: April 22, 2011, 09:42:12 pm »
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« Reply #88 on: April 22, 2011, 09:42:29 pm »
God damn cock sucking mother fuckers.
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« Reply #89 on: April 22, 2011, 09:42:44 pm »
Inches. Fuck me.
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« Reply #90 on: April 22, 2011, 09:43:10 pm »
Fucking Brewers generally give me Tourette's.
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« Reply #91 on: April 22, 2011, 09:43:57 pm »
However, there were no inches involved on that one. Aaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh.
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« Reply #92 on: April 22, 2011, 09:46:36 pm »
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I hate The Peen.

Who, Braun? I know everyone around here hates him and I know why he's hated but he is such a good hitter and has such a beautiful swing that I simply can't summon the hate that you guys enjoy. I know he's a prick. I know he's a showboat. I know.

This idiot who lived on my floor the first year of college had the nickname Peen. I'm not sure how it started but any time anything good happened he'd throw the front of his shirt up over his head Beavis-style and vigorously rub his chest as if he were a giant dick and he was masturbating himself. My indelible memory of him is one where he's wearing a Lakers shirt. The Lakers were his favorite team. He was from Miami. Yes, he was a total fuckwit. He went on to become a high-powered Republican operative in Florida.

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« Reply #93 on: April 22, 2011, 09:48:49 pm »
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He went on to become a high-powered Republican operative in Florida.

This is some sort of commendation?
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« Reply #94 on: April 22, 2011, 09:50:29 pm »
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This is some sort of commendation?

Natural outcome I always thought.
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« Reply #95 on: April 22, 2011, 09:53:36 pm »
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Natural outcome I always thought.

Once a dick always a dick?
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« Reply #96 on: April 22, 2011, 09:58:08 pm »
You go, Brett Wallace.
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« Reply #97 on: April 22, 2011, 09:59:41 pm »
Kody Hinze hit a HR in B2 for Lancaster. He now has 6 HRs in his last 6 games (homered in 5 of last 6 games, and 6 times in his last 20 ABs).
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« Reply #98 on: April 22, 2011, 10:05:54 pm »
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Once a dick always a dick?

Speaking of dicks there's a hilarious video of Peen interviewing Rudy Giuliani. I can only watch so much of those two fuckers but the beginning is awesome. Peen introduces Lispy to the camera (it's some sort of make-believe internet interview show) and sort of leans in for some reason. Lispy thinks Peen's going to shake his hand so he sticks his hand out. Peen has no such intentions, though, and sort of leans back, leaving Lispy hanging. Lispy looks around confused for a moment before retracting his hand, claw, hoof or whatever he has. Peen sort of senses his confusion and becomes even more confused than he already was.

I'm going from memory here. I may be exaggerating some of this but I don't think so. Let me see if I can find it.
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« Reply #99 on: April 22, 2011, 10:06:16 pm »
man, MGD is really, really, really shitty beer.
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« Reply #100 on: April 22, 2011, 10:06:49 pm »
Windows blown out at the St. Louis airport.

I didn't do it.
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« Reply #101 on: April 22, 2011, 10:07:28 pm »
Don't call it if you can't fucking catch it Inglett.
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« Reply #102 on: April 22, 2011, 10:07:41 pm »
Inglett is working on that OKC trip and he knows it.
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« Reply #103 on: April 22, 2011, 10:08:17 pm »
i guess everybody wants to get in on the act.  inglett with a gem of a drop in the field.
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« Reply #104 on: April 22, 2011, 10:10:28 pm »
this game has turned into JD's book of the month club.
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« Reply #105 on: April 22, 2011, 10:10:47 pm »
That wasn't hard. I'd forgotten how creepy the whole thing is and how fucked up the lighting is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVl2Cq3Uc8o

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« Reply #106 on: April 22, 2011, 10:11:20 pm »
How old is Craig Counsell?  60?  65?  He's been in the league like 40 years.
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« Reply #107 on: April 22, 2011, 10:14:06 pm »
If the Astros can hold 'em here they're just a touchdown and two-point conversion behind.

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« Reply #108 on: April 22, 2011, 10:16:06 pm »
Hope the Brewers get it all out of their system tonight...
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« Reply #109 on: April 22, 2011, 10:17:02 pm »
Well, that's pretty much the lowest of the low: Fielder beats out a double-play ball to 2B.
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« Reply #110 on: April 22, 2011, 10:18:58 pm »
I hope a two-game win streak isn't the high point of the season. This game is dreadful.
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« Reply #111 on: April 22, 2011, 10:19:40 pm »
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Well, that's pretty much the lowest of the low: Fielder beats out a double-play ball to 2B.

Then again, that's what I thought after B5... and B6...
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« Reply #112 on: April 22, 2011, 10:26:37 pm »
wish castro hasn't blown out his knee,  but Q and towles have been a pleasant surprise offensively this year.
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« Reply #113 on: April 22, 2011, 10:28:31 pm »
Just watched Berkman double in the STL/CIN game.  He does not look like the same guy.  Really fit, arms much different, runs so much quicker.

I wish he had decided to do whatever it took when he was here.  Instead he got lazy and got then offended when the Astros did not re-sign him for big bucks. 
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #114 on: April 22, 2011, 10:32:39 pm »
Astros got some players, maybe for the future. Gotta move on.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #115 on: April 22, 2011, 10:36:02 pm »
I would exchange today's Wallace for today's Berkman without thinking twice.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #116 on: April 22, 2011, 10:37:02 pm »
If he'd played like today's Berkman he'd still be in Houston. He didn't.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #117 on: April 22, 2011, 10:38:30 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on April 22, 2011, 10:37:02 pm
If he'd played like today's Berkman he'd still be in Houston. He didn't.

Even if he had I'm not sure they would have paid him.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #118 on: April 22, 2011, 10:39:00 pm »
I'm thinking Mills owes Arnsberg a couple of sixers tonight.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #119 on: April 22, 2011, 10:40:39 pm »
Quote from: chuck on April 22, 2011, 10:38:30 pm
Even if he had I'm not sure they would have paid him.

Probably not. Might've even brought a better return than he did. I'm not complaining though, we all thought he was done and brittle enough that even if he wasn't, the party wasn't going to last. Which may still be the case.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #120 on: April 22, 2011, 10:43:15 pm »
Counsell has that Musialesque stance - that 'guy peeking around a corner' thing.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #121 on: April 22, 2011, 10:44:04 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on April 22, 2011, 10:37:02 pm
If he'd played like today's Berkman he'd still be in Houston. He didn't.
i have an idea.  no offseason flag football, don't show up to camp with a bum knee and 20 pounds overweight
and don't complain when the Astros decide not to resign you after hitting .248 with 12 (i think) home runs the year before.  it will
be a bummer seeing him come to MMP with the turds, but i am fine with the way the Astros handled things with him last year.

he has nowhere to hide with pujols at 1B.  i still don't think he plays 150 games in RF this year.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #122 on: April 22, 2011, 10:46:05 pm »
This seems to be a fine opportunity for Melancon's ERA to go stratospheric.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #123 on: April 22, 2011, 10:46:39 pm »
Gotta call that one, even if you think it is only a mercy call... UGH!
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #124 on: April 22, 2011, 10:47:25 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on April 22, 2011, 10:46:05 pm
This seems to be a fine opportunity for Melancon's ERA to go stratospheric.

He got fucked on that ball four call. Man, that was a good pitch.

Now he's nowhere close.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #125 on: April 22, 2011, 10:48:11 pm »
Rocky road to a scoreless inning. Jeez.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #126 on: April 22, 2011, 10:50:12 pm »
Now hold on here a minute. This place is 90% empty. Am I supposed to believe there's something better to do in Milwaukee on a Friday night?
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #127 on: April 22, 2011, 10:51:37 pm »
Go get 'em Wally. Double grand slam.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #128 on: April 22, 2011, 10:52:45 pm »
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Now hold on here a minute. This place is 90% empty. Am I supposed to believe there's something better to do in Milwaukee on a Friday night?

What are you talking about? Everyone's hauling ass to Arnold's.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #129 on: April 22, 2011, 10:53:07 pm »
14-7 Beermeisters in the 4th, 1:30 left.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 4/22/11
« Reply #130 on: April 22, 2011, 10:55:26 pm »
Ballgame. 14-7 Bad Guys.

Get 'em tomorrow.
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