I don't have an axe to grind, and I don't find asking the waiter to simply take my order and bring my food without sitting down next to me as I'm eating to be particularly onerous.
Sorry, that made it sound like
I was saying that. I wasn't. I was putting words in the mind of the 17 year old Permianian waitress.
Again...since when is this type of shit tolerated, let alone taught? When did the world go to hell in a handbasket. I have never in my life, prior to about 3 months ago, ever heard of such a thing, let alone witnessed it.
I don't believe that. They've been doing this for at least 15 years at the Casual Dining places in America. I'm not joking. They started doing it quite intentionally after studies pretty well proved that people, mostly men, are much more likely to purchase more food, even
more courses, when they "trust" the salesperson (waitperson) who is upselling them. Easiest way to do that is to cross over from business norms to friend norms. They found that if the waiter sat down with you, it broke that barrier. Again, I'm not saying YOU should see it that way. I can't say this enough: I TOTALLY, 100% AGREE WITH YOU. I don't WANT to trust and befriend the waiter.
I don't hate them. I like eating there in certain situations. And again...this is a recent phenomenon. Yeah, it may be that I'm just an asshole because I don't want the waiter sitting down next to me, or picking the fries off my plate, or any number of other offensive things. But I certainly never got the memo that treating guests in your restaurant with a little respect suddenly went out of vogue.
It didn't. It just did at gimmick restaurants like Applebee's and Outback where the food is absolutely, without question, never the reason that place is in the foodin' business. They know they can make something salty, covered in booze-sauce, for the same price you paid for it 2-towns-over and you'll never leave thinking "well, shit, I wasn't expecting THAT on the menu!" It's just slightly-less-fast food. They have no interest in selling you "good food" made by people who take pride in their work.