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Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« on: September 13, 2010, 02:02:22 pm »
Just got this in my e-mail:

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You're Invited: Historic Announcement Thursday, Sept. 16

Round Rock Express fans are invited to join the Express family for an historic announcement Thursday, Sept. 16, in the United Heritage Center at The Dell Diamond. Doors open at 11:30 a.m. CDT with the program to begin at noon.

Express President/CEO Reid Ryan and Ryan Sanders Baseball Principal Owner Nolan Ryan will be on hand for the announcement along with Ryan Sanders Baseball partners Bret Sanders, Brad Sanders and Reese Ryan.

Gee, I wonder what it could be.

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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2010, 02:03:12 pm »
Cibola has finally been found?
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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2010, 02:20:10 pm »
Just got this in my e-mail:

Gee, I wonder what it could be.

That just sucks.

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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2010, 02:41:54 pm »
got the same email and you beag]t me to the post.. i think the cho cho is on the way to dallas
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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2010, 09:00:56 pm »
i think the cho cho is on the way to dallas

Look, lady, the last time you talked about your vagina, AZ locked the thread.    I like that you call your penis a "cho cho" and that your word for "vagina" is "Dallas."

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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2010, 09:02:22 pm »
Look, lady, the last time you talked about your vagina, AZ locked the thread.    I like that you call your penis a "cho cho" and that your word for "vagina" is "Dallas."

Which makes Waxahachie the taint.
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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2010, 09:03:00 pm »
Look, lady, the last time you talked about your vagina, AZ locked the thread.    I like that you call your penis a "cho cho" and that your word for "vagina" is "Dallas."
How does one bleach a website?
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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2010, 10:46:47 pm »
How does one bleach a website?

Nuke it from orbit... It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2010, 01:51:05 am »
Which makes Waxahachie the taint.

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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2010, 08:41:44 am »
As an email administrator I am rather proud to say that this message was blocked as Spam here. I suspect that may happen frequently in the future.
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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2010, 01:16:58 pm »
Just got this in my e-mail:

Gee, I wonder what it could be.

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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2010, 01:32:39 pm »
Avion is the now the Tequila of the Express (and Rangers)

Do Turtle or Vince know about this?

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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2010, 02:02:52 pm »
got the same email and you beag]t me to the post.. i think the cho cho is on the way to dallas

Margaret Cho?
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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2010, 02:31:38 pm »
Do Turtle or Vince know about this?

Turtle is too busy with his fantasy football radio show.
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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2010, 02:54:34 pm »
When we move the team, can we please shit-can the name?

I like Nolan as much as the next guy - unless the next guy is a Rangers fanboy - but The Express is a terrible name for a club.



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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2010, 03:15:01 pm »
When we move the team, can we please shit-can the name?

I like Nolan as much as the next guy - unless the next guy is a Rangers fanboy - but The Express is a terrible name for a club.




The Express, both the team and the name, aren't going anywhere.  The Express will be the Rangers AAA affilliate. The new Astros AAA affilliate will not be the Express.  I assume that's what you want.
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Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2010, 03:34:54 pm »
When we move the team, can we please shit-can the name?

I like Nolan as much as the next guy - unless the next guy is a Rangers fanboy - but The Express is a terrible name for a club.


Who is "we"?

I think The Express is a great name, especially given the Ryan connection.
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