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Golden Tee
« on: August 20, 2010, 11:16:35 am »
I have been drawn into a Golden Tee Challenge this afternoon.  Believe it or not, I am not a playa when it comes to that game, so any hints and tips would be greatly appreciated.
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Re: Golden Tee
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2010, 11:18:33 am »
Quote from: Limey on August 20, 2010, 11:16:35 am
I have been drawn into a Golden Tee Challenge this afternoon.  Believe it or not, I am not a playa when it comes to that game, so any hints and tips would be greatly appreciated.

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Re: Golden Tee
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2010, 11:18:59 am »
It's like bowling.  Beer will improve your performance.
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Re: Golden Tee
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2010, 11:22:57 am »
Quote from: Limey on August 20, 2010, 11:16:35 am
I have been drawn into a Golden Tee Challenge this afternoon.  Believe it or not, I am not a playa when it comes to that game, so any hints and tips would be greatly appreciated.

Warning.  It appears that this game is highly addictive.  At the place I hang out at, there are 2 games and they are constantly busy with folks waiting.  Same folks day in, day out.  I tried it once and it's ok, but I ain't gonna play every day, hours a day.
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Re: Golden Tee
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2010, 11:27:11 am »
Quote from: Duke on August 20, 2010, 11:22:57 am
Warning.  It appears that this game is highly addictive.  At the place I hang out at, there are 2 games and they are constantly busy with folks waiting.  Same folks day in, day out.  I tried it once and it's ok, but I ain't gonna play every day, hours a day.

We used to have one at the office (note the past tense). Productivity fell off the cliff.
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Re: Golden Tee
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2010, 11:30:03 am »
Is this a pissing contest?
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Re: Golden Tee
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2010, 11:46:18 am »
Quote from: EasTexAstro on August 20, 2010, 11:30:03 am
Is this a pissing contest?

Might be.  It's $3 Mexican beer day at the "course".
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Re: Golden Tee
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2010, 12:14:09 pm »
Quote from: Duke on August 20, 2010, 11:22:57 am
Warning.  It appears that this game is highly addictive.  At the place I hang out at, there are 2 games and they are constantly busy with folks waiting.  Same folks day in, day out.  I tried it once and it's ok, but I ain't gonna play every day, hours a day.

I used to be a video game addict, but I've grown out of it.  I've also seen too many ubernerds going at a Golden Tee machine like is was Scarlett Johannson in heat for me to be that unhip.

I once saw a guy, in Ron's Pub, playing Golden Tee whilst wearing a golf glove.  Don't know whether he used it for extra traction on the track ball, or if he used it to jerk himself off in the bathroom when he got too overheated.  That guy was so unhip it's amazing his legs didn't fall off.
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Re: Golden Tee
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2010, 02:19:25 pm »
Quote from: Limey on August 20, 2010, 12:14:09 pm
I once saw a guy, in Ron's Pub, playing Golden Tee whilst wearing a golf glove.  Don't know whether he used it for extra traction on the track ball, or if he used it to jerk himself off in the bathroom when he got too overheated. 

Same at Little Woodrow's.  The folks hollar and scream like it's friggin Texas-OU.  Pitiful really.
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