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Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« on: July 26, 2010, 07:04:49 pm »
And in case you are confused, I was referring to this ASS-fest, not the one in the scrub locker room before and after games...

Oh yeah, and FTC!

Good Guys lineup: Bourn cf, Sanchez ss, Berkman 1b, Pence rf, Lee lf, Keppinger 2b, Johnson 3b, Castro c, Wright p

FTC lineup: Colvin rf, Castro ss, Lee 1b, Ramirez 3b, Byrd cf, Soriano lf, Soto c, Theriot 2, Silva p

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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 07:17:47 pm »
Fuck the motherfucking Cubs!
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 07:17:55 pm »
Castro was dancing on and off the bag at 2nd, and should've been called out.  Angel kept the tag on him while Castro tap danced.  Didn't seem to be that tough of a call to make, but it's too early in this game and too late in this season to get too frothed up about it.  
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 07:22:11 pm »
Time to take Silva to the woodshed. 
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2010, 07:26:34 pm »
Textbook Pence at-bat.
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2010, 07:27:39 pm »
ASS is busy fucking the Cubs. Oh, wait...
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2010, 07:29:19 pm »
Quote from: Limey on July 26, 2010, 07:26:34 pm
Textbook Pence at-bat.

No shit. A corpse with a live arm could catch him swinging.
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2010, 07:38:33 pm »
Dammit Wesley, down and IN, not down and OVER.
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2010, 07:44:22 pm »
Chia-chin Bagwell Bobblehead is tonight's pearl of JD wisdom.
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2010, 07:48:40 pm »
Berkman has the Little Pumas, Castro appears to have the Big Cougars. 
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2010, 07:51:09 pm »
Quote from: Limey on July 26, 2010, 07:48:40 pm
Berkman has the Little Pumas, Castro appears to have the Big Cougars. 

I'll go ahead and SFN this for Mr. Happy.  Good chance he didn't see the Big Cougar with the I Love Castro sign (or some semblance thereof...).
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2010, 07:59:21 pm »
Quiet here tonight.  I think everyone's at ASS or Lady GaGa.  Not sure which event has more transsexuals. 
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2010, 08:10:00 pm »
Tranny count is low here.
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2010, 08:13:19 pm »
Noe hasn't shown up yet?
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2010, 08:14:19 pm »
I was pulling weeds.  I'll go turn on the TV and try to think of some good comments.
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2010, 08:36:21 pm »
Watching Pwnce bat, Bagwell must now understand the complete truth behind the adage "You can't fix stupid".
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2010, 08:40:59 pm »
Gonna have to go it on the Astros game here without me for a bit. I'm flipping over TO THE RAYS/DET game for a bit (and you might want to do the same...).
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2010, 08:41:24 pm »
True, Noe isn't here yet. Might trip our Conoco pump.
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2010, 08:44:49 pm »
Still watching the TB/DET game.  Just saying...
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2010, 08:47:04 pm »
Still watching the TB/DET game!.!.!.!.!
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2010, 08:48:36 pm »
Matt Garza with the first no hitter thrown by a Tampa Bay pitcher. Faced 27, walked 1!
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« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2010, 08:50:46 pm »
Congratulations to Matt Garza! I didn't think his head could handle it but it sure did!
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« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2010, 08:57:02 pm »
Who was that humping Theriot in the dugout?
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2010, 09:05:18 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on July 26, 2010, 08:57:02 pm
Who was that humping Theriot in the dugout?

Zambrano?
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« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2010, 09:31:56 pm »
This would appear to be a potentially pivotal moment in tonight's game.
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2010, 09:32:24 pm »
Andrew Cashner in to give Pinwheel another chance to bash Drayton.
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2010, 09:34:07 pm »
Well, fuck.
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2010, 10:34:19 pm »
ASS can't be trusted.  Maybe it's time to give HoSS a try...
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Re: Let the inaugural ASS-fest begin: 7/26
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2010, 10:41:39 pm »
Buena suerte, HoSS.
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