Since no one offered up their frequent flyer miles to me, I will not be attending. In the spirit of alcohol and Austin celebrations, however, I am pleased to note that (while running an errand for a friend) I saw not one, but two, lonely bottles of Tito's Vodka sitting on the top shelf of a liquor store here in the suburbs of Portland. I'm pleased to announce that both bottles have now found a freezer to call home, and will be treated with the love and respect that both have so duly earned.