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Nerdprov Everywhere
« on: July 15, 2010, 02:37:36 pm »
For those of you who haven't seen it yet, here's the vid of the Stars Wars Subway Re-enactment.
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 03:24:23 pm »
Explains why crime is down on the 6.   

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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 03:25:00 pm »
Explains why crime is down on the 6.   

Dunno why.  Stormtroopers couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 03:27:10 pm »
Dunno why.  Stormtroopers couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.

No, but if you know Sith Lords are waiting in every station, you're less likely to commit a crime.   Didn't you read the report Giuliani keeps showing to anyone dumb enough to shake his hand?

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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2010, 03:30:48 pm »
No, but if you know Sith Lords are waiting in every station, you're less likely to commit a crime.   Didn't you read the report Giuliani keeps showing to anyone dumb enough to shake his hand?

So when Cheney came out of surgery, did he scream "Noooooooooo!"
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 03:38:12 pm »
So when Cheney came out of surgery, did he scream "Noooooooooo!"

More machine now than man.

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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2010, 03:38:50 pm »
More machine now than man.

There's no way he ever got someone as hot as Natalie Portman.
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2010, 04:11:52 pm »
There's no way he ever got someone as hot as Natalie Portman.

Never been able to get 100% behind Natalie Portman as a hottie.  Her tiny body and normal-sized head means there's a touch of Thunderbird puppet about her.
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2010, 04:13:49 pm »
Never been able to get 100% behind Natalie Portman as a hottie. 

Go watch "Closer".
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2010, 04:15:20 pm »
Never been able to get 100% behind Natalie Portman as a hottie.  Her tiny body and normal-sized head means there's a touch of Thunderbird puppet about her.

This changed my mind.

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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2010, 04:38:16 pm »
This changed my mind.

Changed your mind which way?
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2010, 04:43:08 pm »
Changed your mind which way?

I like women who cuss about their junk.

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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2010, 06:53:32 pm »
Dunno why.  Stormtroopers couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.

Only when aiming at the stars. They are deadly on the extras.

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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2010, 06:56:11 pm »
I like the everyone goes to work in their underwear deal better.
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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2010, 09:10:58 pm »
I like the everyone goes to work in their underwear deal better.

A man, a plan, a canal... chuck.
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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2010, 09:13:01 pm »
A man, a plan, a canal... chuck.

You know what I'm talking about, right?

http://improveverywhere.com/2010/01/04/no-pants-subway-ride-2010-details-for-new-york/

I love this: DO NOT SHOW UP UNLESS YOU PLAN TO TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.

I should have that printed on my invitation cards.
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2010, 11:04:10 pm »
There's no way he ever bought someone as hot as Natalie Portman?
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