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Rays @ Astros: May 21
« on: May 21, 2010, 04:15:25 pm »
Tonight's lambs to the slaughter:

Bourn cf
Keppinger 2b
Berkman 1b
Lee lf
Pence rf
Feliz 3b
Manzella ss
Cash c
Myers p

First pitch: 7:05 CT. Roof closed.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 07:11:37 pm »
Thanks Gunther!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2010, 07:11:41 pm »
Does Pence know the job description of an outfielder?
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2010, 07:13:08 pm »
PENCE!!!! (bad exclamations)
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2010, 07:15:17 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on May 21, 2010, 07:11:41 pm
Does Pence know the job description of an outfielder?

Stepped away and (fortunately, I guess) missed that.  Care to opine?
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2010, 07:16:20 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 21, 2010, 07:15:17 pm
Stepped away and (fortunately, I guess) missed that.  Care to opine?

Gunther clanked on a barehanded pickup attempt, leading to the run.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2010, 07:17:13 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 21, 2010, 07:16:20 pm
Gunther tanked a barehanded pickup attempt, leading to the run.

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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2010, 07:19:23 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 21, 2010, 07:15:17 pm
Stepped away and (fortunately, I guess) missed that.  Care to opine?

Zobrist hit one down the 1B line, it caromed off the wall, Pence sorta just stuck his bare hand out there, hoping that the wad of bubblegum he had stuffed in it would just magically lure the ball into his hand.  It rolled past him of course, and Pence just looked at his hand and then realized that it was just a hand and not a baseball. 
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2010, 07:19:33 pm »
Ha!  Bourn hasn't aged a bit since '92
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2010, 07:21:20 pm »
Quote from: Lurch on May 21, 2010, 07:19:33 pm
Ha!  Bourn hasn't aged a bit since '92

That was a great pic.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2010, 07:22:50 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on May 21, 2010, 07:19:23 pm
Zobrist hit one down the 1B line, it caromed off the wall, Pence sorta just stuck his bare hand out there, hoping that the wad of bubblegum he had stuffed in it would just magically lure the ball into his hand.  It rolled past him of course, and Pence just looked at his hand and then realized that it was just a hand and not a baseball. 

No sense using the friggin glove eh Hunter?
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2010, 07:24:47 pm »
Quote from: Duke on May 21, 2010, 07:22:50 pm
No sense using the friggin glove eh Hunter?

The Face of the Franchise don't need no friggin glove...
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2010, 07:28:01 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on May 21, 2010, 07:24:47 pm
The Face of the Franchise don't need no friggin glove...

Yeah, the face of the franchise.  It was way too early to be screaming at the TV.  What a piece.  You know it ain't like we don't need to keep it close early.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2010, 07:29:20 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on May 21, 2010, 07:24:47 pm
The Face of the Franchise don't need no friggin glove...

Pam thinks he can do it all by relying on Hubba Bubba and Clearasil.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2010, 07:52:07 pm »
C'mon Myers! Throw a fucking strike.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2010, 07:53:17 pm »
Whew! Myers got outta that 'un.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2010, 07:56:08 pm »
Oooooh. It's the THIRST inning!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2010, 07:57:14 pm »
Not to be a dick, but .059 is embarrassing.  ETA - yay!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2010, 07:59:17 pm »
Quote from: hostros7 on May 21, 2010, 07:57:14 pm
Not to be a dick, but .059 is embarrassing.  ETA - yay!

No, embarrassing is being sent to AA while the team brings up someone who only bats .059.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2010, 08:05:14 pm »
Kepp!

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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2010, 08:05:31 pm »
RBI Keppinger. Tie game.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2010, 08:05:37 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on May 21, 2010, 07:21:20 pm
That was a great pic.

How many Little League teams can claim that they produced two major leaguers?
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2010, 08:05:44 pm »
No shutout, bitches!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2010, 08:05:44 pm »
Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff Fucking Keppinger.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2010, 08:06:13 pm »
Attaboy Kepp! Garza can be rattled.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2010, 08:07:59 pm »
Why is it that no one else on the team can spell RBI besides Keppinger?
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2010, 08:08:31 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 21, 2010, 08:05:44 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff Fucking Keppinger.

I was counting on you for the "weak shit" quote.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2010, 08:09:12 pm »
BerKman.  

Or just K-man for short.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2010, 08:10:51 pm »
Those are some fugly glasses she has on.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2010, 08:14:26 pm »
Austro, we can make that work.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2010, 08:14:57 pm »
End 4.  Tied 1-1.

Myers gets outta trouble again.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2010, 08:18:07 pm »
Lee-doff doubLee!!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2010, 08:20:15 pm »
Gunther looked extra-pathetic that at-bat.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2010, 08:21:00 pm »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on May 21, 2010, 08:20:15 pm
Gunther looked extra-pathetic that at-bat.

Only that one?
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2010, 08:27:29 pm »
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Austro, we can make that work.

I think that's a lot better than "well, fuck".
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2010, 08:29:38 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 21, 2010, 08:05:37 pm
How many Little League teams can claim that they produced two major leaguers?

Derek Bell and Gary Sheffield were on the same team.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2010, 08:31:08 pm »
Nice pickoff.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2010, 08:41:10 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 21, 2010, 08:05:37 pm
How many Little League teams can claim that they produced two major leaguers?

speaking of...the coach of that team is sitting directly behind me right now.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2010, 08:45:02 pm »
I haven't watched, heard, nor followed a pitch of tonight's game but I wanted to throw this out there:

I went to get my haircut today and saw, for the first time (I think) a real live mobster getting a mani-pedi.   It was so horrifying that I may never sleep again.   This orca-fat Eye-talian chomping on an unlit cigar, with his oversized fat feet getting picked at by these poor Soviet women who I'm sure will never have sex again, and his nasty ass hands being buffed and plucked.

Sweet jesus it was nasty.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2010, 08:45:51 pm »
Kepp's looks like he's excited about this whole 'starter' thing, eh?
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2010, 08:46:51 pm »
Keppinger!!!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2010, 08:47:35 pm »
Cueing Ron Brand...
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« Reply #42 on: May 21, 2010, 08:48:03 pm »
Quote from: AtascAstro on May 21, 2010, 08:41:10 pm
speaking of...the coach of that team is sitting directly behind me right now.

Very cool!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2010, 08:50:19 pm »
Nice takeout slide there Puma!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2010, 08:51:48 pm »
Spaz!!!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2010, 08:52:03 pm »
Pence!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2010, 08:52:09 pm »
Pence choked up on the bat, Shitstein style. 
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2010, 08:52:41 pm »
Nice piece of hitting by Pence. Where the hell did that come from?
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2010, 08:53:09 pm »
Sorry, I'm at work and can neither hear nor see the game, but

You can't throw that weak-ass shit to JEFF KEPPINGER, bitch!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2010, 08:53:29 pm »
I've officially had enough of Feliz.
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« Reply #50 on: May 21, 2010, 08:54:10 pm »
It is amazing what you can do when you let the ball travel instead of swinging from the heels and having your head spin around like Linda Blair (re: Pence).
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2010, 08:55:08 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 21, 2010, 08:53:29 pm
I've officially had enough of Feliz.

The Mr. Happy kiss of death?
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« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2010, 08:55:21 pm »
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Sorry, I'm at work and can neither hear nor see the game, but

You can't throw that weak-ass shit to JEFF KEPPINGER, bitch!

That's my man!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2010, 08:57:50 pm »
Good AB by Manzella, no matter what happens.
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« Reply #54 on: May 21, 2010, 08:58:10 pm »
Quote from: Limey on May 21, 2010, 08:55:08 pm
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #55 on: May 21, 2010, 08:58:12 pm »
Time to Cash in!
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« Reply #56 on: May 21, 2010, 08:59:08 pm »
Bollocks!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #57 on: May 21, 2010, 09:00:56 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 21, 2010, 08:53:29 pm
I've officially had enough of Feliz.

Been thinking lately that you might consider changing your moniker to Mr. Pissy.  (not that I've been any less grumpy lately...).
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #58 on: May 21, 2010, 09:09:13 pm »
3 up, 3 down for Myers.  Footer making the point that pitchers took fielding practice today, and it paid off for Myers who's helped himself tonight. 
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #59 on: May 21, 2010, 09:23:02 pm »
Garza done for the night as Aybar on deck to pinch hit.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #60 on: May 21, 2010, 09:23:09 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 21, 2010, 08:53:09 pm
You can't throw that weak-ass shit to JEFF KEPPINGER, bitch!

I whipped out that line when I was at Wednesday's game.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #61 on: May 21, 2010, 09:25:37 pm »
Cool.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #62 on: May 21, 2010, 09:26:13 pm »
Blackhawks just took the lead on the Sharks in the 3rd period.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #63 on: May 21, 2010, 09:28:12 pm »
Reid Brignac should have to Gnarfle the Garthon.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #64 on: May 21, 2010, 09:29:38 pm »
Quote from: Limey on May 21, 2010, 09:28:12 pm
Reid Brignac should have to Gnarfle the Garthon.

Is that different from gorvelling?
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #65 on: May 21, 2010, 09:31:50 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 21, 2010, 09:29:38 pm
Is that different from gorvelling?

Much.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #66 on: May 21, 2010, 09:34:22 pm »
Tough pitching by Lyon.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #67 on: May 21, 2010, 09:36:37 pm »
Quote from: Limey on May 21, 2010, 09:23:02 pm
Garza done for the night as Aybar on deck to pinch hit.

Oops.  Aybar PHed for someone else.  Garza still in the game.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #68 on: May 21, 2010, 09:37:30 pm »
That was one gawdawful swing Lee.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #69 on: May 21, 2010, 09:39:56 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on May 21, 2010, 09:37:30 pm
That was one gawdawful swing Lee.

Followed by 2 more.  Nice way to work the count on a tired pitcher. 
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #70 on: May 21, 2010, 09:40:44 pm »
The Astros' lone All-Star is about to take the mound and shut this bitch down.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #71 on: May 21, 2010, 09:41:09 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 21, 2010, 09:40:44 pm
The Astros' lone All-Star is about to take the mound and shut this bitch down.

Bourn doesn't qualify?
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #72 on: May 21, 2010, 09:43:38 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 21, 2010, 09:41:09 pm
Bourn doesn't qualify?

I agree that Mickey has a better chance than a closer on a team with no wins.  They typically fill up on starting pitching, and not take many relievers. 
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #73 on: May 21, 2010, 09:46:45 pm »
Tommy Gunner Getcha
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #74 on: May 21, 2010, 09:47:51 pm »
Geez, Brownie, did you leave anything out of that jinx? Couldn't talk fast enough.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #75 on: May 21, 2010, 09:48:48 pm »
Fuck yeah. Nice work, boys.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #76 on: May 21, 2010, 09:49:02 pm »
I am the Rays' kryptonite!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #77 on: May 21, 2010, 09:49:28 pm »
Well, that's one more win than I figured we'd see this weekend.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #78 on: May 21, 2010, 09:49:30 pm »
Sounds like a fine game from the Good Guys.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #79 on: May 21, 2010, 09:51:08 pm »
Nice work there guys! Especially liked the way Myers (and Lyons) battled tonight.

BTW, I won't get the postgame tonight, so if they have anything new or interesting to say about Roy I'd appreciate it if someone would post it.  Thanks !
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #80 on: May 21, 2010, 09:51:39 pm »
Pitching, defense, one more run than the other team?  This is just crazy enough to work!
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #81 on: May 21, 2010, 09:52:41 pm »
By the way, that was a nice job by Manzella and Kepp on the play that bedeviled them the other night.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #82 on: May 21, 2010, 09:54:36 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 21, 2010, 09:51:08 pm
Nice work there guys! Especially liked the way Myers (and Lyons) battled tonight.

BTW, I won't get the postgame tonight, so if they have anything new or interesting to say about Roy I'd appreciate it if someone would post it.  Thanks !
Me too.

By the way, Roy, that's how you win a ball game when your team has a poor offense.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2010, 09:55:55 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on May 21, 2010, 09:54:36 pm
Roy, that's how you win a ball game when your team has a poor offense.

Exactly what I was thinking.  It's a much better strategy than committing an error and giving up a three-run dinger.
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #84 on: May 21, 2010, 09:59:07 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 21, 2010, 09:51:08 pm
BTW, I won't get the postgame tonight, so if they have anything new or interesting to say about Roy I'd appreciate it if someone would post it.  Thanks !

Footer looks good. 
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Re: Rays @ Astros: May 21
« Reply #85 on: May 22, 2010, 09:10:07 am »
Quote from: believin on May 21, 2010, 09:55:55 pm
Exactly what I was thinking.  It's a much better strategy than committing an error and giving up a three-run dinger.

and then demanding a trade because his team won't make him a Champion.

fuck him.
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