Please do not put Jeff Bagwell and Al Franken in the same sentence for any reason.
Jeff Bagwell and Al Franken.
Hey Limey, have your eyes examined. Pronto.
Ahem. That will be SENATOR Franken, please.
Politely, that's fucking lucky Senator Franken.
No, that's Won By More Votes Than the Other Guy Senator Franken. You nutcases should try that some time.
No, that's Won By "Found" More Votes Than the Other Guy Senator Franken. You nutcases should try that some time.