Author Topic: Astros @ Brewers, Sunday, August 16, 2009 (Read 2260 times)

BudGirl · « **on:** August 16, 2009, 01:01:35 pm »

Tejada says it's time for a day off and didn't talk Cooper out of it this time. He's in 0-for-15 slump.

Hampton won't start until next weekend at earliest. He'll throw a good bullpen Tuesday to gauge his shoulder and knees.

Hampton to miss next start

lineup: Bourn CF, Matsui 2B, Berkman 1B, Lee LF, Blum 3B, Pence RF, I. Rodriguez C, Keppinger SS, Oswalt P. NO TEjADA

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:23:16 pm »

fuck it

BudGirl · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:25:47 pm »

one wonders what to think of this team anymore.

looper will probably toss a no-hitter, assuming i didn't miss a hit in the top of the 1st.

JimR · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:27:59 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 16, 2009, 01:25:47 pm

one wonders what to think of this team anymore.

looper will probably toss a no-hitter, assuming i didn't miss a hit in the top of the 1st.

i am not wondering.

rifraft · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:31:46 pm »

Quote from: JimR on August 16, 2009, 01:27:59 pm

i am not wondering.

I don't remember a time in which there was this much apathy towards an astros team. I feel the same way though.

BudGirl · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:32:42 pm »

Quote from: JimR on August 16, 2009, 01:27:59 pm

i am not wondering.

i hate feeling like this towards them.

i really shouldn't say them, because it is really only cooper. i hate him.

rifraft · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:37:46 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 16, 2009, 01:32:42 pm

i hate feeling like this towards them.

i really shouldn't say them, because it is really only cooper. i hate him.

I feel the same way, its terrible.

BudGirl · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:43:32 pm »

at least we still have bourn

austro · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:43:49 pm »

There you go, BG! Bourn drives in the run. No shutout today.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:44:41 pm »

It's time to start talking about retiring Bourn's number.

rifraft · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:53:03 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 16, 2009, 01:43:32 pm

at least we still have bourn

the only reason most of us still pay attention i'm guessing.

BudGirl · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:54:10 pm »

sorry brownie, but braun is no yount

BudGirl · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:54:50 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on August 16, 2009, 01:44:41 pm

It's time to start talking about retiring Bourn's number.

i'm amazed that cooper doesn't rest him just to get him out of sync.

BudGirl · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:57:47 pm »

they have a roof but no AC? what's the point?

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:57:57 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on August 16, 2009, 01:31:46 pm

I don't remember a time in which there was this much apathy towards an astros team. I feel the same way though.

It's not so much apathy as it is numbness, I still care a great deal.

The Astros are going to honor, the-.182-for-August Matsui for his 567th major league hit! Next homestand! Get your tickets now, you don't want to miss that!

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:04:31 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 16, 2009, 01:54:10 pm

sorry brownie, but braun is no yount

Braun is a little better HR hitter. Braun sucks far more assholes. That's it. Yount wins every other comparison.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:11:21 pm »

I wonder how many others have been honored for 567 hits? Anyone? Pam? What a sham.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:36:14 pm »

Hey, back-to-back HRs make it 5-2 Good Guys!

BudGirl · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:39:52 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on August 16, 2009, 02:36:14 pm

Hey, back-to-back HRs make it 5-2 Good Guys!

slow down there young man.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:40:09 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on August 16, 2009, 02:36:14 pm

Hey, back-to-back HRs make it 5-2 Good Guys!

.eno teg t'ndid !!!ECNEP

BudGirl · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:40:42 pm »

ruled a foul ball after further review

Ron Brand · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:43:21 pm »

Yeah. Rats.

BudGirl · « **Reply #22 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:47:25 pm »

how big do you think prince fielder would be if he didn't play baseball?

BudGirl · « **Reply #23 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:49:35 pm »

astros get the lead and give it right back

Ron Brand · « **Reply #24 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:49:46 pm »

I hope that was a mistake pitch and he didn't just challenge him with that fastball.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #25 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:49:56 pm »

Wow! Fucker.

BudGirl · « **Reply #26 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:50:30 pm »

JD just said his FB has been up all day.

SaltyParker · « **Reply #27 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:57:06 pm »

I am sure that Cooper is thinking Arias about right now

BudGirl · « **Reply #28 on:** August 16, 2009, 03:37:18 pm »

beaker gets a no doubter now.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #29 on:** August 16, 2009, 03:47:59 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on August 16, 2009, 01:57:57 pm

It's not so much apathy as it is numbness, I still care a great deal.

This.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #30 on:** August 16, 2009, 04:13:39 pm »

Miggy goes out to SS in the 9th?

BudGirl · « **Reply #31 on:** August 16, 2009, 04:16:19 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on August 16, 2009, 04:13:39 pm

Miggy goes out to SS in the 9th?

god please help any player managed by cooper.

Lurch · « **Reply #32 on:** August 16, 2009, 04:25:28 pm »

Fuck Coop, regardless.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #33 on:** August 16, 2009, 04:25:57 pm »

That last out almost gave me a heart attack

ybbodeus · « **Reply #34 on:** August 16, 2009, 04:37:08 pm »

Drayton seems so easily persuaded by local media. Maybe if we could get a groundswell movement going that people will stop coming to games if they don't come up with a better marketing strategy. Maybe we can get a Gardner--Cooper two-fern like the Purpura-Garner one.

Jacksonian · « **Reply #35 on:** August 16, 2009, 05:08:03 pm »

Quote from: ybbodeus on August 16, 2009, 04:37:08 pm

a Gardner--Cooper two-fern

I've heard of that one. Somewhat exotic yet extremely toxic non-native species to southeast Texas. When taken in any measure it will affect the structure of the shoulders while simultaneously attacking the parts of the brain that control baseball commonsense attempting to make you think the letter order "f" "l" "a" "s" "h" "i" "n" "t" "h" "e" "p" "a" "n" is the same as "h" "a" "l" "l" "o" "f" "f" "a" "m" "e". People are encouraged to avoid it completely, but when contact is unavoidable the sound "boo" may affect it's spread.