Apparently.1-0 Astros after 1.
That could have taken all night.So which trains you take in the am?
its all 4, all the time. easy ride. luckily the 4/5/6 trains are some of the nicest in circulation.
The 4 isn't the nightmare everyone says it is?I take the 6 in during shit weather and yeah, much nicer train, packed in like sardines.
The play from Bourn to Tejada to Keppinger was a classic clusterfuck that didn't happen.
i go uptown, so against traffic, and 7:30 is off peak hours. going downtown, claustraphobia kicks in during peak hours.
Wait a second. Who the fuck goes to work at 7:30 here if they live in Manhattan? Fuck is wrong with you. If your boss tells other bosses, the jig is up for the rest of us.
doctor hours.
Game over.Season over.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.The way he was walking makes me wonder if he's done his groin again.
what happened?
Roy leaves with injury; appears to be the ol rib cager.
Yeah, or groin.Either way. He left, quickly, no argument.Season is not looking good unless we pull Halladay out our asses.
Aren't you the boss?
not a groin says alyson
Not that I'd trust you, but what did she say it was?
but mentioned him fiddling with that finger again
Sounds familiar. I had a discussion with some girl about this very subject earlier today.
on the subway?
now footer sayspossible not fingerstill trust her?
I said I didn't trust YOU. I trust her.
can you see which finger i'm giving you?trust me - it's the one you are thinking of
Do not incite Alkie. I've got years of experience watching him go all out on many poor clarks and others.
Paul - appreciate you warning others for me. Saves me time and I like that.BatGirl - Paul just called you a clark. Looks like I'm not the only one.
Look, lady. You think you'll get a room full of anonymous guys running to your rescue tonight just because you're the Saturday Night SNS Hussie? Probably. Doesn't mean I'll cut you any slack. Boob story or no boob story.
Zach:Glad to be of service.Paul
wowsuch nastiness
what else you got?
Sorry, didn't mean to break the wall there.MR. HAPPY.-alkie
WW looks like a hitter.
i have to log out now, this place just isn't the same when fucking names are being thrown around. a little anonymity please, we'll have to fine you for a HIPA violation otherwise.
I haven't gotten started, lady.
Roy back strain.
i should just ignore youbut i'm actually curious as to just how you would go about shredding me
I've never told the story about why I changed to Mr. Happy. JimR climbed my ass a while back about being very negative, so I decided to get happy. That's why I changed and made Max Patkin, the Clown Prince of baseball, my avatar.
Oh, look at me. I have boobs and I'll let ANYone touch them at group outings.That's quite a contribution.
If I had known Paul was going to make my name public, I swear I wouldn't have referred to him that way. I thought it was public that he was Paul before. My bad, whateveryournameis.
Huh. I always thought that was a picture of you. I was also really confused when I met Homer and he looked nothing like Roy Oswalt. That's kind of why I'm torn about wanting to have a beer with The Spleen and JackAstro some time. Two funny guys who I'd love to hang out with, but it would destroy the fantasy of having Apu and Mahoney entertain me.
If it makes you feel better, I just found out four hours ago you were Paul Hood.You must have pulled this pub stunt while I was on hiatus. I had no idea you were Paul. None.
No big deal. I was my own name through many a drug and alcohol induced incomprehensable rant around here, four rehabs, three psych wards and two stints in jail. Brother.
Really. Of course, you and I e-mailed back in the 90's. About which I have no recollection whatsoever.
so, have we all stopped watching the game? WW just walked the bases loaded.
how many outs?
I have boobs and I'll let ANYone touch them at group outings.That's quite a contribution.
I liked Paul Hood. One of my all-time favorite posts was the fight throwdown, complete with address.
So you look like Ignatius Jacques Reilly?
That was my lowest point here. What an embarassment. I was so fucked up that I just made an absolute idiot of myself.
waitare you saying that was optional?i thought it was part of the initiationi want to apologize right now to everyonethat i groped on saturday nightmy bad
Link? How do I not remember that?
Hudson is still sore.
4-3
Look on the bright side - at least you can blame it on the drugs. I've just got me.
I'm eating.Or was.
Kaz to Coste? Score? What are you talking about?I'm still stuck at work.
Score ... 2 outs and bases juiced in the 4th
Three words: Ass to ass.
Alkie... stop eating that!
I want to make sure I'm reading this right.At the SnS group outing.Saturday night.HH ate BatGirl's ass.And BatGirl ate HH's ass.Wow.This IS breaking news.
Oh gawd finally. Coop has no grasp. of the right or wrong time to let a pitcher take his lumps.
Oh gawd finally. Coop has no grasp of the right or wrong time to let a pitcher take his lumps.
And Homer regressed to a primitive form of communication involving fingers and asses.
He's got it figured that he had to get two plus out of WW, because Fulchino can go three (has done it twice), and then he's got Valverde to close if we're in the lead.
Meanwhile, Buehrle at it again!
Why not bring in Ortiz and bring up someone to take his place in the rotation
It's ruined now. I just put it on the left TV.
2 run shot by miggy
What?
Gotta stay alive in here.
You probably don't remember that part.
6-3 astros? What a happy revelation. I thought it as 4-3 cubs when WW was dicking around.
I am just sorry I was awake enough to see BatGirl's boob on Saturday.
Did you get one of those plasma two-packs that Jack saw at his warehouse store?
I wonder if Coop knows how to use a computer.
Blum singles Lee to 3rd
So it's true.Did she just stand up and show it to fucking everyone?
3 pak.
Gunther goes 4-6-3. My LSU boys look pretty fair out there, unfortunately for us.
I am just sorry I wasn't awake enough to see BatGirl's boob on Saturday.
Buerhle walked one.edit: Alkie beat me.
I can only watch the astros, but it is on a 150 inch screen.
Fulchino in
The second he turned it on he knew it would happen.
Front Projection? I'm getting me one of those sooner or later. I just gotta stop spending money on guitars first.
What.The.Fuck.
OK. I'll bite.What?
Line drive at Fulchino. Fucking ball ended up in his jersey.
Is that a catch?
Do you ever think Jeff Fulchino wears Chinos? Or is he more of a Sansabelt kinda guy?
You see, this is why I advocate wearing extremely tight clothing at all times.
Apparently not.
Also it bounced first.
These WGN announcers are annoying as fuck. I hope that's not as controversial as Scully.
Ken-and-Bob : Vin as receiving-anal : giving
unfuckingbelievable.
What happened next?
3 run jack. 6-6
No hitter over.
Last time I was stuck in Wrigley I took a sharpie and scrawled FTC on the left field foul pole. I bet there are still idiot Cub fans that sit there and try to figure out what it means every day/night.
Free Tibet, Commie!
are we the slowest team in baseball, or what?
Bud Norris to be called up after game
I want gents (and ladies) to promise me something: if you ever visit Yankee stadium, and you find yourself in a stall, I want you take your Sharpie and write "Another A-Bomb...from A-Rod!" on the stall. Do it!
I was there Saturday. Where was the request then?I can assure you, I'll probably never go back unless the Stros are playing the Yanks. New Yankee Stadium fucking sucks.
been to Citi yet?
leadoff walk by Fulchino. 7 by astro pitchers now
You know, I REALLY liked Citi.The problem is, with a 6 year old, you wouldn't get home till like 11pm and that just ain't gonna happen.Citi kicked NewYankee's ass in every dept except food and time-to-stadium.
coolest thing, i can see yankee stadium on my train ride to and from work, saw it from the ground breaking till the final prick was in place.
No need to FIFY. Nice.
that's FT,C.
We will need these runs with Byrdak coming in. I have little faith in him.
what happened to mr. happy? (byrdak w/ the walk as i type this)
JD now openly questions Coop at least once per game. Currently pointing out that he'd not put in a "tender" Valverde in place of Byrdak with a 5 run lead
openly questioning Coop's moves occasionally, but dancing around being critical constantly
He's an org. man.
A perfectly acceptable, professional celebration by Valverde. FTC.
I was hoping for a backflip off the mound, then cartwheels in to the dugout. Ah well, I'll take the win. FTC.
I had to listen to Ron Santo on XM for the ride home and he takes bad broadcasting to a whole new level. I'm not sure his mind is right. Good grief!!!
Jose did a little mock Soriano-face-wave there after the last out, right? Or is that part of his regular routine?
Not sure, but it was pretty damn emphatic fist pump. Considering how all else went last night, it's amazing he didn't pull something.