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July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 07:24:36 pm »
Apparently.

1-0 Astros after 1.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 07:26:48 pm »
Apparently.

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just waiting for you to start the party.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 07:27:48 pm »
That could have taken all night.

So which trains you take in the am?

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009, 07:29:25 pm »
That could have taken all night.

So which trains you take in the am?

its all 4, all the time.  easy ride.  luckily the 4/5/6 trains are some of the nicest in circulation.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 07:30:26 pm »
its all 4, all the time.  easy ride.  luckily the 4/5/6 trains are some of the nicest in circulation.

The 4 isn't the nightmare everyone says it is?

I take the 6 in during shit weather and yeah, much nicer train, packed in like sardines.

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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 07:31:57 pm »
The play from Bourn to Tejada to Keppinger was a classic clusterfuck that didn't happen.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 07:32:34 pm »
The 4 isn't the nightmare everyone says it is?

I take the 6 in during shit weather and yeah, much nicer train, packed in like sardines.

i go uptown, so against traffic, and 7:30 is off peak hours.  going downtown, claustraphobia kicks in during peak hours.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 07:33:33 pm »
The play from Bourn to Tejada to Keppinger was a classic clusterfuck that didn't happen.

Lucky for us, we're playing the cubs.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 07:34:25 pm »
i go uptown, so against traffic, and 7:30 is off peak hours.  going downtown, claustraphobia kicks in during peak hours.

Wait a second.   Who the fuck goes to work at 7:30 here if they live in Manhattan?   Fuck is wrong with you.   If your boss tells other bosses, the jig is up for the rest of us.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 07:35:05 pm »
fucking mlb.tv not working for me tonight for some reason. Wonder how long I'll have to be on hold for their support line...
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 07:35:27 pm »
The play from Bourn to Tejada to Keppinger was a classic clusterfuck that didn't happen.
We got lucky on the call at 2nd. Looked in there to me

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2009, 07:35:49 pm »
66 mph yakker to dipshit was a thing of beauty.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2009, 07:36:17 pm »
Wait a second.   Who the fuck goes to work at 7:30 here if they live in Manhattan?   Fuck is wrong with you.   If your boss tells other bosses, the jig is up for the rest of us.

doctor hours.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2009, 07:36:39 pm »
Game over.
Season over.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2009, 07:37:18 pm »
doctor hours.

Ah.  So we're safe.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2009, 07:37:29 pm »
Game over.
Season over.

what happened?

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2009, 07:37:45 pm »
just woke up from a loonnnnng nap.  roy coming out, wright coming in.  i'm going back to bed.  hopefully coop will be coming out and garner will be coming in when i get up again

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2009, 07:37:50 pm »
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

The way he was walking makes me wonder if he's done his groin again.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2009, 07:38:34 pm »
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

The way he was walking makes me wonder if he's done his groin again.

an exaggerated duck walk?  shit.  season definitely over.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2009, 07:39:04 pm »
This is bad news I fear. We've got three guys to go the balance of this one.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2009, 07:39:06 pm »
what happened?

Roy leaves with injury; appears to be the ol rib cager.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2009, 07:39:44 pm »
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

The way he was walking makes me wonder if he's done his groin again.

That's exactly what I was thinking. I didn't see anything obvious on the TV, but the way he was walking off the mound...

fuck
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2009, 07:40:28 pm »
Roy leaves with injury; appears to be the ol rib cager.

Well, better than groin. I think.
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2009, 07:41:07 pm »
Yeah, or groin.

Either way. 

He left, quickly, no argument.

Season is not looking good unless we pull Halladay out our asses.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2009, 07:41:33 pm »
Yeah, or groin.

Either way. 

He left, quickly, no argument.

Season is not looking good unless we pull Halladay out our asses.

my ass isn't big enough, is yours?

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2009, 07:42:04 pm »
Hey, no prob fellas. The last time I remember Roy coming out of a game in the 2nd inning things turned out pretty well. I was in Yankee Stadium...
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2009, 07:42:24 pm »
Footer twitted? twatted? that he was looking at his finger

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2009, 07:43:20 pm »
Wait a second.   Who the fuck goes to work at 7:30 here if they live in Manhattan?   Fuck is wrong with you.   If your boss tells other bosses, the jig is up for the rest of us.

Aren't you the boss?
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« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2009, 07:45:32 pm »
Aren't you the boss?

Oh, that's right.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2009, 07:46:12 pm »
not a groin says alyson
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2009, 07:48:05 pm »
how 'bout that.
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« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2009, 07:48:32 pm »
Cubbish.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2009, 07:48:59 pm »
Nice, nicer.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2009, 07:49:06 pm »
not a groin says alyson

Not that I'd trust you, but what did she say it was?

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2009, 07:50:06 pm »
Not that I'd trust you, but what did she say it was?

you shouldn't
but she seems a'ight...
says no official word yet
but mentioned him fiddling with that finger again
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2009, 07:50:37 pm »
Staking Roy+6 a decent little lead here.

Remember kids, day game tomorrow.

I hope WW has 8 in em.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2009, 07:51:35 pm »
but mentioned him fiddling with that finger again

Sounds familiar.  I had a discussion with some girl about this very subject earlier today.

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« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2009, 07:51:40 pm »
How about Wright starting a rally
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2009, 07:52:59 pm »
Sounds familiar.  I had a discussion with some girl about this very subject earlier today.

Hmm. I've been told repeatedly fiddling the old baked bean is not an acceptable reason to miss work. Someone should speak to Roy.
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« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2009, 07:53:44 pm »
Sounds familiar.  I had a discussion with some girl about this very subject earlier today.

on the subway?
now footer says
possible not finger
still trust her?
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2009, 07:54:34 pm »
on the subway?

Possible.

Quote
now footer says
possible not finger
still trust her?

I said I didn't trust YOU.  I trust her.

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« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2009, 07:58:46 pm »
I said I didn't trust YOU.  I trust her.

can you see which finger i'm giving you?
trust me - it's the one you are thinking of
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« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2009, 08:02:16 pm »
can you see which finger i'm giving you?
trust me - it's the one you are thinking of

Do not incite Alkie. I've got years of experience watching him go all out on many poor clarks and others.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2009, 08:02:19 pm »
can you see which finger i'm giving you?
trust me - it's the one you are thinking of

Look, lady.  You think you'll get a room full of anonymous guys running to your rescue tonight just because you're the Saturday Night SNS Hussie?   Probably. 

Doesn't mean I'll cut you any slack. 

Boob story or no boob story.

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« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2009, 08:03:08 pm »
Do not incite Alkie. I've got years of experience watching him go all out on many poor clarks and others.

Paul - appreciate you warning others for me.  Saves me time and I like that.

BatGirl - Paul just called you a clark.   Looks like I'm not the only one.

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« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2009, 08:04:42 pm »
Paul - appreciate you warning others for me.  Saves me time and I like that.

BatGirl - Paul just called you a clark.   Looks like I'm not the only one.

Zach:

Glad to be of service.

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« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2009, 08:05:53 pm »
Look, lady.  You think you'll get a room full of anonymous guys running to your rescue tonight just because you're the Saturday Night SNS Hussie?   Probably. 

Doesn't mean I'll cut you any slack. 

Boob story or no boob story.

wow
such nastiness

what else you got?
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« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2009, 08:05:56 pm »
Zach:

Glad to be of service.

Paul

Sorry, didn't mean to break the wall there.

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« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2009, 08:06:34 pm »
wow
such nastiness

I haven't gotten started, lady.

Quote
what else you got?

I should be asking you the same thing.

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« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2009, 08:08:00 pm »
WW looks like a hitter.
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« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2009, 08:08:30 pm »
Sorry, didn't mean to break the wall there.

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« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2009, 08:09:17 pm »
WW looks like a hitter.

Was he a converted position player?
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« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2009, 08:09:28 pm »
I hate Cubs
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« Reply #53 on: July 28, 2009, 08:09:34 pm »
i have to log out now, this place just isn't the same when fucking names are being thrown around.  
a little anonymity please, we'll have to fine you for a HIPA violation otherwise.

If I had known Paul was going to make my name public, I swear I wouldn't have referred to him that way.  I thought it was public that he was Paul before.   My bad, whateveryournameis.

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« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2009, 08:11:21 pm »
I haven't gotten started, lady.

i should just ignore you
but i'm actually curious as to
just how you would go about shredding me

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« Reply #55 on: July 28, 2009, 08:11:28 pm »
That was the old hood.
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« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2009, 08:11:32 pm »
Roy back strain.

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i have to log out now, this place just isn't the same when fucking names are being thrown around.  
a little anonymity please, we'll have to fine you for a HIPA violation otherwise.

I've never told the story about why I changed to Mr. Happy. JimR climbed my ass a while back about being very negative, so I decided to get happy. That's why I changed and made Max Patkin, the Clown Prince of baseball, my avatar.
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« Reply #58 on: July 28, 2009, 08:12:51 pm »
Roy back strain.

It was a LOWER back strain.

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« Reply #59 on: July 28, 2009, 08:13:17 pm »
i should just ignore you
but i'm actually curious as to
just how you would go about shredding me

Listen, kid. 

I don't care about shredding you. 

I just don't get how you come in here with this holier than thou attitude, poor grammar, worse punctuation, and just expect to be part of the gang.   

Oh, look at me.  I have boobs and I'll let ANYone touch them at group outings.

That's quite a contribution.

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« Reply #60 on: July 28, 2009, 08:14:04 pm »
I've never told the story about why I changed to Mr. Happy. JimR climbed my ass a while back about being very negative, so I decided to get happy. That's why I changed and made Max Patkin, the Clown Prince of baseball, my avatar.

If it makes you feel better, I just found out four hours ago you were Paul Hood.

You must have pulled this pub stunt while I was on hiatus.

I had no idea you were Paul.  None.

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« Reply #61 on: July 28, 2009, 08:14:52 pm »
If anyone wants to, please feel free to call me by my real name, EFHJWBejwrygnafvSbafangjskdukdhgh gDSetny zhkjsu, or Sbafang for short.
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I've never told the story about why I changed to Mr. Happy. JimR climbed my ass a while back about being very negative, so I decided to get happy. That's why I changed and made Max Patkin, the Clown Prince of baseball, my avatar.

Huh.  I always thought that was a picture of you.  I was also really confused when I met Homer and he looked nothing like Roy Oswalt.  That's kind of why I'm torn about wanting to have a beer with The Spleen and JackAstro some time.  Two funny guys who I'd love to hang out with, but it would destroy the fantasy of having Apu and Mahoney entertain me.
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« Reply #63 on: July 28, 2009, 08:15:22 pm »
Oh, look at me.  I have boobs and I'll let ANYone touch them at group outings.

That's quite a contribution.

Why, yes, yes it is.  anyone?   hmmmmm.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #64 on: July 28, 2009, 08:16:06 pm »
I've never told the story about why I changed to Mr. Happy. JimR climbed my ass a while back about being very negative, so I decided to get happy. That's why I changed and made Max Patkin, the Clown Prince of baseball, my avatar.

I liked Paul Hood. One of my all-time favorite posts was the fight throwdown, complete with address.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #65 on: July 28, 2009, 08:16:30 pm »
If I had known Paul was going to make my name public, I swear I wouldn't have referred to him that way.  I thought it was public that he was Paul before.   My bad, whateveryournameis.

No big deal. I was my own name through many a drug and alcohol induced incomprehensable rant around here, four rehabs, three psych wards and two stints in jail. Brother.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #66 on: July 28, 2009, 08:16:52 pm »
Huh.  I always thought that was a picture of you.  I was also really confused when I met Homer and he looked nothing like Roy Oswalt.  That's kind of why I'm torn about wanting to have a beer with The Spleen and JackAstro some time.  Two funny guys who I'd love to hang out with, but it would destroy the fantasy of having Apu and Mahoney entertain me.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #67 on: July 28, 2009, 08:17:27 pm »
so, have we all stopped watching the game?  WW just walked the bases loaded.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #68 on: July 28, 2009, 08:17:44 pm »
If it makes you feel better, I just found out four hours ago you were Paul Hood.

You must have pulled this pub stunt while I was on hiatus.

I had no idea you were Paul.  None.

Really. Of course, you and I e-mailed back in the 90's. About which I have no recollection whatsoever.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #69 on: July 28, 2009, 08:19:09 pm »
No big deal. I was my own name through many a drug and alcohol induced incomprehensable rant around here, four rehabs, three psych wards and two stints in jail. Brother.

You were on a roll.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #70 on: July 28, 2009, 08:19:28 pm »
Huh.  I always thought that was a picture of you.  I was also really confused when I met Homer and he looked nothing like Roy Oswalt.  That's kind of why I'm torn about wanting to have a beer with The Spleen and JackAstro some time.  Two funny guys who I'd love to hang out with, but it would destroy the fantasy of having Apu and Mahoney entertain me.

Actually, I'm much taller than Patkin was, but I look a little like him.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #71 on: July 28, 2009, 08:19:36 pm »
Really. Of course, you and I e-mailed back in the 90's. About which I have no recollection whatsoever.

No I know that.

I just had no idea YOU were HE.

Turns out, you're not.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #72 on: July 28, 2009, 08:19:44 pm »
so, have we all stopped watching the game?  WW just walked the bases loaded.

how many outs?
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #73 on: July 28, 2009, 08:20:02 pm »
so, have we all stopped watching the game?  WW just walked the bases loaded.
I just can't believe Cooper lets him stay in there so long with no one warming up

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #75 on: July 28, 2009, 08:20:50 pm »
 

I have boobs and I'll let ANYone touch them at group outings.

That's quite a contribution.

wait
are you saying that was optional?
i thought it was part of the initiation
i want to apologize right now to everyone
that i groped on saturday night
my bad
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #76 on: July 28, 2009, 08:21:17 pm »
I liked Paul Hood. One of my all-time favorite posts was the fight throwdown, complete with address.

That was my lowest point here. What an embarassment. I was so fucked up that I just made an absolute idiot of myself.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #77 on: July 28, 2009, 08:22:58 pm »
So you look like Ignatius Jacques Reilly?

No.  I know what I look like.  What a silly question.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #78 on: July 28, 2009, 08:23:27 pm »
That was my lowest point here. What an embarassment. I was so fucked up that I just made an absolute idiot of myself.

Look on the bright side - at least you can blame it on the drugs. I've just got me.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #79 on: July 28, 2009, 08:23:31 pm »
wait
are you saying that was optional?
i thought it was part of the initiation
i want to apologize right now to everyone
that i groped on saturday night
my bad

Hudson is still sore.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #80 on: July 28, 2009, 08:23:55 pm »
4th walk this inning by wright

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #81 on: July 28, 2009, 08:24:02 pm »
I liked Paul Hood. One of my all-time favorite posts was the fight throwdown, complete with address.

Link?  How do I not remember that?
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #82 on: July 28, 2009, 08:24:39 pm »
4-3

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #83 on: July 28, 2009, 08:24:44 pm »
Link?  How do I not remember that?

It was at the old place, and promptly deleted. Bunch of pussies around here.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #84 on: July 28, 2009, 08:25:23 pm »
Hudson is still sore.

I'm eating.

Or was.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #85 on: July 28, 2009, 08:25:29 pm »
4-3

Kaz to Coste?  Score?  What are you talking about?

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #86 on: July 28, 2009, 08:26:24 pm »
score, wright still in

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #87 on: July 28, 2009, 08:27:28 pm »
My God
No one
is
warming
up

Oy! COOOOOOOP!!!
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« Reply #88 on: July 28, 2009, 08:27:42 pm »
Look on the bright side - at least you can blame it on the drugs. I've just got me.

I don't use that as an excuse. I was just a worthless angry piece of shit. Thank goodness that I have changed a lot in recovery.

WW is mechanically off right now. It is so obvious. He's going to the first base side too much.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #89 on: July 28, 2009, 08:27:50 pm »
Another walk, bases loaded, 2 out, no one warming up

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #90 on: July 28, 2009, 08:28:02 pm »
I'm eating.

Or was.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #91 on: July 28, 2009, 08:28:21 pm »
Kaz to Coste?  Score?  What are you talking about?

I'm still stuck at work.
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« Reply #92 on: July 28, 2009, 08:28:56 pm »
Score ... 2 outs and bases juiced in the 4th

Inning over .... still 4-3
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #93 on: July 28, 2009, 08:29:02 pm »
Three words: Ass to ass.

Alkie... stop eating that! 

Or at least be sure to floss.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #94 on: July 28, 2009, 08:29:14 pm »
Three words: Ass to ass.

I want to make sure I'm reading this right.

At the SnS group outing.
Saturday night.
HH ate BatGirl's ass.
And BatGirl ate HH's ass.

Wow.

This IS breaking news.

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« Reply #95 on: July 28, 2009, 08:29:29 pm »
Oh gawd finally.  Coop has no grasp of the right or wrong time to let a pitcher take his lumps.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #96 on: July 28, 2009, 08:30:37 pm »
The lost footage of the evening:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsEE3haKeCE
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #97 on: July 28, 2009, 08:30:42 pm »
Alkie... stop eating that! 

Don't you fucking HATE when you eat some bitch's ass out...and you wake up with the shits...and your throat kind of hurts?   And you get sick for like a week and all you wanted was to put your dick in there and get it properly lubed first?

Seriously?

Just me?

Fine.

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« Reply #98 on: July 28, 2009, 08:30:47 pm »
Who will pitch the 5th?

Wesley couldn't find the plate with a map and a lantern.

He's done for today, really. Coop? Cooooop?
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« Reply #99 on: July 28, 2009, 08:30:51 pm »
I want to make sure I'm reading this right.

At the SnS group outing.
Saturday night.
HH ate BatGirl's ass.
And BatGirl ate HH's ass.

Wow.

This IS breaking news.

And Homer regressed to a primitive form of communication involving fingers and asses.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #100 on: July 28, 2009, 08:30:57 pm »
Obligatorily ...

Oh gawd finally.  Coop has no grasp. of the right or wrong time to let a pitcher take his lumps.
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« Reply #101 on: July 28, 2009, 08:31:19 pm »
Oh gawd finally.  Coop has no grasp of the right or wrong time to let a pitcher take his lumps.
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« Reply #102 on: July 28, 2009, 08:31:31 pm »
Oh gawd finally.  Coop has no grasp of the right or wrong time to let a pitcher take his lumps.

He's got it figured that he had to get two plus out of WW, because Fulchino can go three (has done it twice), and then he's got Valverde to close if we're in the lead.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #103 on: July 28, 2009, 08:32:12 pm »
And Homer regressed to a primitive form of communication involving fingers and asses.

Where's the regressing?

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #104 on: July 28, 2009, 08:33:06 pm »
Meanwhile, Buehrle at it again!
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« Reply #105 on: July 28, 2009, 08:34:14 pm »
He's got it figured that he had to get two plus out of WW, because Fulchino can go three (has done it twice), and then he's got Valverde to close if we're in the lead.
Why not bring in Ortiz and bring up someone to take his place in the rotation

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« Reply #106 on: July 28, 2009, 08:34:17 pm »
Meanwhile, Buehrle at it again!

Fucking retahded.
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« Reply #107 on: July 28, 2009, 08:34:48 pm »
Miggy T!
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #108 on: July 28, 2009, 08:35:06 pm »
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #109 on: July 28, 2009, 08:35:13 pm »
Meanwhile, Buehrle at it again!

It's ruined now.  I just put it on the left TV.

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« Reply #110 on: July 28, 2009, 08:35:34 pm »
2 run shot by miggy

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« Reply #111 on: July 28, 2009, 08:35:50 pm »
Why not bring in Ortiz and bring up someone to take his place in the rotation

That's certainly an option.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #112 on: July 28, 2009, 08:36:24 pm »
And Homer regressed to a primitive form of communication involving fingers and asses.

What?
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« Reply #113 on: July 28, 2009, 08:36:38 pm »
It's ruined now.  I just put it on the left TV.

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« Reply #114 on: July 28, 2009, 08:36:48 pm »
2 run shot by miggy

6-3 astros?  What a happy revelation.  I thought it as 4-3 cubs when WW was dicking around. 
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« Reply #116 on: July 28, 2009, 08:37:12 pm »
What?

You probably don't remember that part.
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« Reply #117 on: July 28, 2009, 08:37:49 pm »
Gotta stay alive in here.

I am just sorry I wasn't awake enough to see BatGirl's boob on Saturday.
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« Reply #118 on: July 28, 2009, 08:38:01 pm »
You probably don't remember that part.

Just watch the video.
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« Reply #119 on: July 28, 2009, 08:38:14 pm »
6-3 astros?  What a happy revelation.  I thought it as 4-3 cubs when WW was dicking around. 
Lee singles, 1 out, 6-3

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I am just sorry I was awake enough to see BatGirl's boob on Saturday.

So it's true.

Did she just stand up and show it to fucking everyone?

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« Reply #121 on: July 28, 2009, 08:38:57 pm »
Did you get one of those plasma two-packs that Jack saw at his warehouse store?

3 pak.

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« Reply #122 on: July 28, 2009, 08:39:04 pm »
I wonder if Coop knows how to use a computer.
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« Reply #123 on: July 28, 2009, 08:39:37 pm »
You probably don't remember that part.

I remember lots of things. Order, context, details... that's what I seem to have the trouble with.
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« Reply #124 on: July 28, 2009, 08:39:48 pm »
I wonder if Coop knows how to use a computer.

To smash a window?  Yes.
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« Reply #125 on: July 28, 2009, 08:39:57 pm »
Blum singles Lee to 3rd

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« Reply #126 on: July 28, 2009, 08:40:21 pm »
Blum singles Lee to 3rd

Hit and run action (at least in outcome).
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« Reply #127 on: July 28, 2009, 08:40:49 pm »
wait
are you saying that was optional?
i thought it was part of the initiation
i want to apologize right now to everyone
that i groped on saturday night
my bad

apology accepted
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« Reply #128 on: July 28, 2009, 08:40:53 pm »
So it's true.

Did she just stand up and show it to fucking everyone?

I think its time you guys move these parties to NY, Alkie and I will show you how to take it to another level, which involves a 93 y/o man, an MLB exec, random UWS notables, and the whole Gossip Girl cast.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #129 on: July 28, 2009, 08:41:10 pm »
3 pak.

Oh yeah, well I got a CRT HDTV that weighs more than you!  And a flat panel next to it for watching the Astros (in HD), when I'm playing as the Astros in MLB: The Show on the big TV (in HD).  Stick that in your loft and smoke it!
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #130 on: July 28, 2009, 08:41:16 pm »
!!!!ECNEP
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #131 on: July 28, 2009, 08:41:19 pm »
You can see the sox game for free on mlb.com, btw
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #132 on: July 28, 2009, 08:41:30 pm »
Pence hits into DP, mid 5th, 6-3

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #133 on: July 28, 2009, 08:41:59 pm »
Gunther goes 4-6-3. My LSU boys look pretty fair out there, unfortunately for us.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #134 on: July 28, 2009, 08:42:38 pm »
I can only watch the astros, but it is on  a 150 inch screen.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #135 on: July 28, 2009, 08:42:55 pm »
Hunter with a PENChant for rally-killing double plays recently.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #136 on: July 28, 2009, 08:43:28 pm »
Fulchino in

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #137 on: July 28, 2009, 08:43:32 pm »
Perfect game over.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #138 on: July 28, 2009, 08:43:41 pm »
Gunther goes 4-6-3. My LSU boys look pretty fair out there, unfortunately for us.

Hunter needs to dial it back with RISP.  Lately I find myself almost hoping he'll strike out.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #139 on: July 28, 2009, 08:43:53 pm »
Buerhle walked one.

edit: Alkie beat me.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #140 on: July 28, 2009, 08:44:35 pm »
I am just sorry I wasn't awake enough to see BatGirl's boob on Saturday.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #141 on: July 28, 2009, 08:44:46 pm »
No hitter over.

Good job everyone.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #142 on: July 28, 2009, 08:44:53 pm »
Buerhle walked one.

edit: Alkie beat me.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #143 on: July 28, 2009, 08:45:11 pm »
Byrdak must not be Coop's kind of guy

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #144 on: July 28, 2009, 08:45:32 pm »
no hitter over.

my connection is slow.   Alkie beat me to it again.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #145 on: July 28, 2009, 08:45:39 pm »
I can only watch the astros, but it is on  a 150 inch screen.

Front Projection?  I'm getting me one of those sooner or later.  I just gotta stop spending money on guitars first.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #146 on: July 28, 2009, 08:46:13 pm »
Fulchino in

Do you ever think Jeff Fulchino wears Chinos?  Or is he more of a Sansabelt kinda guy?
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #147 on: July 28, 2009, 08:46:36 pm »
The second he turned it on he knew it would happen.

Oh, it was a guaranfuckingtee.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #148 on: July 28, 2009, 08:46:42 pm »
Front Projection?  I'm getting me one of those sooner or later.  I just gotta stop spending money on guitars first.

Yep - Pretty cheap altogether even as HD goes. Best move I ever made.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #149 on: July 28, 2009, 08:47:00 pm »
What.
The.
Fuck.

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« Reply #150 on: July 28, 2009, 08:47:55 pm »
What.
The.
Fuck.

OK.  I'll bite.

What?
"Holy shit, Mozart. Get me off this fucking thing."

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #151 on: July 28, 2009, 08:48:11 pm »
Fulchino needs to button his shirt. And do not doubt Alkie's predictions. He's on a roll.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #152 on: July 28, 2009, 08:48:47 pm »
OK.  I'll bite.

What?

Line drive at Fulchino.   Fucking ball ended up in his jersey.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #153 on: July 28, 2009, 08:49:00 pm »
Line drive at Fulchino.   Fucking ball ended up in his jersey.

Is that a catch?
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #154 on: July 28, 2009, 08:49:20 pm »
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #155 on: July 28, 2009, 08:49:39 pm »
What.
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You see, this is why I advocate wearing extremely tight clothing at all times.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #156 on: July 28, 2009, 08:49:51 pm »
Dead ball, awarded first base.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #157 on: July 28, 2009, 08:50:08 pm »
Do you ever think Jeff Fulchino wears Chinos?  Or is he more of a Sansabelt kinda guy?

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #158 on: July 28, 2009, 08:50:22 pm »
These WGN announcers are annoying as fuck. I hope that's not as controversial as Scully.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #159 on: July 28, 2009, 08:50:40 pm »
You see, this is why I advocate wearing extremely tight clothing at all times.

Skin tight Jorts.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #160 on: July 28, 2009, 08:51:19 pm »
Apparently not.

Also it bounced first.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #161 on: July 28, 2009, 08:52:38 pm »
Quick, one of you musicians create a loop of JD saying "Button button, who's got the button," and combine it with Brownie's "I don't understand the joke" fake-laugh (Ah-HA-hahaha).  Then lay down some music underneath and you've got a sure top 40 hit on your hands.  Name it after me.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #162 on: July 28, 2009, 08:53:08 pm »
Also it bounced first.

But if it hadn't?
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #163 on: July 28, 2009, 08:54:15 pm »
These WGN announcers are annoying as fuck. I hope that's not as controversial as Scully.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #164 on: July 28, 2009, 08:54:25 pm »
Well, shit.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #165 on: July 28, 2009, 08:54:31 pm »
unfuckingbelievable.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #166 on: July 28, 2009, 08:54:36 pm »
Fu.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #167 on: July 28, 2009, 08:54:52 pm »
Shit encrusted booger turds
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #168 on: July 28, 2009, 08:55:45 pm »
Ken-and-Bob : Vin    as     receiving-anal : giving

Well, I'm no Scully fan, but these jokers are.... oh, wait... nevermind.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #169 on: July 28, 2009, 08:58:19 pm »
I am currently watching a SWA commercial that you all are familiar with, but that I have not witnessed yet since we do not have those ads here.

Someone tell me the IT'S ON campaign is some sort of reverse psychology joke.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #170 on: July 28, 2009, 09:01:21 pm »
If it makes you feel better, I just found out four hours ago you were Paul Hood.

You must have pulled this pub stunt while I was on hiatus.

I had no idea you were Paul.  None.
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« Reply #171 on: July 28, 2009, 09:03:41 pm »
unfuckingbelievable.

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« Reply #172 on: July 28, 2009, 09:04:43 pm »
What happened next?

Dead ball. Batter awarded first base.
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« Reply #173 on: July 28, 2009, 09:05:45 pm »
What happened next?

3 run jack.  6-6
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« Reply #174 on: July 28, 2009, 09:06:02 pm »
I was referring the "unfuckingbelievables" and

"FU
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and so on.
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« Reply #175 on: July 28, 2009, 09:06:41 pm »
3 run jack.  6-6

Ah.  That does indeed suck.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #176 on: July 28, 2009, 09:07:49 pm »
Now top of 6th.  Fulchino (!) with his first career hit, a double.  Bourn singles up the middle.  Runners at 1st and 3rd, two out.  Cubbie pitcher change.
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« Reply #177 on: July 28, 2009, 09:08:32 pm »
I can't believe no one has registered www.skintightjorts.com yet.  You're missing an amazing business opportunity!
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #178 on: July 28, 2009, 09:11:00 pm »
No hitter over.
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« Reply #179 on: July 28, 2009, 09:13:05 pm »
Last time I was stuck in Wrigley I took a sharpie and scrawled FTC on the left field foul pole. I bet there are still idiot Cub fans that sit there and try to figure out what it means every day/night.
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« Reply #180 on: July 28, 2009, 09:18:09 pm »
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« Reply #181 on: July 28, 2009, 09:18:12 pm »
Last time I was stuck in Wrigley I took a sharpie and scrawled FTC on the left field foul pole. I bet there are still idiot Cub fans that sit there and try to figure out what it means every day/night.

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« Reply #182 on: July 28, 2009, 09:21:35 pm »
are we the slowest team in baseball, or what?

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« Reply #183 on: July 28, 2009, 09:21:46 pm »
Free Tibet, Commie!
Had to see the Astros some way. Houston is a long way from home.
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« Reply #184 on: July 28, 2009, 09:22:55 pm »
are we the slowest team in baseball, or what?
Not many fast guys have ranches in Texas.
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« Reply #186 on: July 28, 2009, 09:24:15 pm »
GET
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« Reply #187 on: July 28, 2009, 09:24:29 pm »
That'll stick.
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« Reply #188 on: July 28, 2009, 09:24:53 pm »
Blum takes one out to right.  7-6, 2 out, top of 7th
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« Reply #189 on: July 28, 2009, 09:25:01 pm »
Last time I was stuck in Wrigley I took a sharpie and scrawled FTC on the left field foul pole. I bet there are still idiot Cub fans that sit there and try to figure out what it means every day/night.

I want gents (and ladies) to promise me something: if you ever visit Yankee stadium, and you find yourself in a stall, I want you take your Sharpie and write "Another A-Bomb...from A-Rod!" on the stall.  Do it!
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« Reply #190 on: July 28, 2009, 09:25:36 pm »
Bud Norris to be called up after game
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« Reply #191 on: July 28, 2009, 09:26:22 pm »
Bud Norris to be called up after game
Replacing?

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« Reply #192 on: July 28, 2009, 09:27:03 pm »
I want gents (and ladies) to promise me something: if you ever visit Yankee stadium, and you find yourself in a stall, I want you take your Sharpie and write "Another A-Bomb...from A-Rod!" on the stall.  Do it!

I was there Saturday.   Where was the request then?

I can assure you, I'll probably never go back unless the Stros are playing the Yanks. 

New Yankee Stadium fucking sucks.

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« Reply #193 on: July 28, 2009, 09:29:21 pm »
I was there Saturday.   Where was the request then?

I can assure you, I'll probably never go back unless the Stros are playing the Yanks. 

New Yankee Stadium fucking sucks.

been to Citi yet? 

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« Reply #194 on: July 28, 2009, 09:30:58 pm »
leadoff walk by Fulchino. 7 by astro pitchers now

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« Reply #195 on: July 28, 2009, 09:31:18 pm »
been to Citi yet? 

You know, I REALLY liked Citi.

The problem is, with a 6 year old, you wouldn't get home till like 11pm and that just ain't gonna happen.

Citi kicked NewYankee's ass in every dept except food and time-to-stadium.

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« Reply #196 on: July 28, 2009, 09:31:41 pm »
leadoff walk by Fulchino. 7 by astro pitchers now

fucking Oswalt's control is for shit tonight....   oh fuck.

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« Reply #197 on: July 28, 2009, 09:32:42 pm »
You know, I REALLY liked Citi.

The problem is, with a 6 year old, you wouldn't get home till like 11pm and that just ain't gonna happen.

Citi kicked NewYankee's ass in every dept except food and time-to-stadium.

coolest thing, i can see yankee stadium on my train ride to and from work, saw it from the ground breaking till the final prick was in place.

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« Reply #198 on: July 28, 2009, 09:33:13 pm »
I was there Saturday.   Where was the request then?

I can assure you, I'll probably never go back unless the Stros are playing the Yanks. 

New Yankee Stadium fucking sucks.

Just explain it to the ticket attendant and hand 'em a fiver.  I'm sure they can get the job done.  I think most of Sterling's home run calls translate well into bathroom graffiti..possibly because he cribs them from there in the first place.  New Yankee Glory Hole!
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #199 on: July 28, 2009, 09:33:55 pm »
coolest thing, i can see yankee stadium on my train ride to and from work, saw it from the ground breaking till the final prick was in place.

No need to FIFY.  Nice.
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« Reply #200 on: July 28, 2009, 09:34:41 pm »
No need to FIFY.  Nice.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #201 on: July 28, 2009, 09:35:02 pm »
two on, one out, Byrdak warming

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« Reply #202 on: July 28, 2009, 09:37:57 pm »
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« Reply #203 on: July 28, 2009, 09:38:18 pm »
end of 7, score 7-6

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #204 on: July 28, 2009, 09:39:09 pm »
that's FT,C.
Well I felt like a commie for being there.
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« Reply #205 on: July 28, 2009, 09:51:54 pm »
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #206 on: July 28, 2009, 09:52:18 pm »
2 run triple by Kep over fuckyoucubie
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« Reply #207 on: July 28, 2009, 09:52:57 pm »
Huge hit.
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« Reply #208 on: July 28, 2009, 09:53:58 pm »
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« Reply #209 on: July 28, 2009, 09:54:33 pm »
Nice play Error-Miss.

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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #210 on: July 28, 2009, 09:55:34 pm »
We will need these runs with Byrdak coming in. I have little faith in him.
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« Reply #211 on: July 28, 2009, 10:00:03 pm »
We will need these runs with Byrdak coming in. I have little faith in him.

what happened to mr. happy?  (byrdak w/ the walk as i type this)

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« Reply #212 on: July 28, 2009, 10:04:29 pm »
Byrdak!

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« Reply #213 on: July 28, 2009, 10:13:10 pm »
JD now openly questions Coop at least once per game.  Currently pointing out that he'd not put in a "tender" Valverde in place of Byrdak with a 5 run lead
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« Reply #214 on: July 28, 2009, 10:14:01 pm »
what happened to mr. happy?  (byrdak w/ the walk as i type this)
He's watched Byrdak pitch too often. I think that we need the runs for Valverde too.
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« Reply #215 on: July 28, 2009, 10:14:59 pm »
JD now openly questions Coop at least once per game.  Currently pointing out that he'd not put in a "tender" Valverde in place of Byrdak with a 5 run lead

It's hard not to question Cooper. He gets shellacked in the GZ nightly.
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« Reply #216 on: July 28, 2009, 10:15:25 pm »
go with Byrdak until he gets in trouble, have Valverde ready would have been the ticket

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« Reply #217 on: July 28, 2009, 10:17:59 pm »
JD now openly questions Coop at least once per game.  Currently pointing out that he'd not put in a "tender" Valverde in place of Byrdak with a 5 run lead
openly questioning Coop's moves occasionally, but dancing around being critical constantly

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« Reply #218 on: July 28, 2009, 10:18:20 pm »
Valverde in with a 9-run lead. Walking guys. I can't wait until tomorrow afternoon.
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« Reply #219 on: July 28, 2009, 10:18:59 pm »
openly questioning Coop's moves occasionally, but dancing around being critical constantly
He's an org. man.
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« Reply #220 on: July 28, 2009, 10:22:10 pm »
Cooper has painted himself into a corner once again, Valverde with walk number 9 on the night

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« Reply #221 on: July 28, 2009, 10:22:59 pm »
He's an org. man.
Exactly, he knows who signs his paycheck

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« Reply #222 on: July 28, 2009, 10:26:21 pm »
A perfectly acceptable, professional celebration by Valverde.  FTC.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #223 on: July 28, 2009, 10:27:37 pm »
I had to listen to Ron Santo on XM for the ride home and he takes bad broadcasting to a whole new level. I'm not sure his mind is right. Good grief!!!
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« Reply #224 on: July 28, 2009, 10:29:28 pm »
11-6 final, Astros win

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« Reply #225 on: July 28, 2009, 10:38:25 pm »
A perfectly acceptable, professional celebration by Valverde.  FTC.

I was hoping for a backflip off the mound, then cartwheels in to the dugout.  Ah well, I'll take the win.  FTC.

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« Reply #226 on: July 28, 2009, 10:53:34 pm »
I was hoping for a backflip off the mound, then cartwheels in to the dugout.  Ah well, I'll take the win.  FTC.

Easy now.   The team has enough injuries as it stands. 
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« Reply #227 on: July 29, 2009, 12:55:05 am »
I had to listen to Ron Santo on XM for the ride home and he takes bad broadcasting to a whole new level. I'm not sure his mind is right. Good grief!!!

Santo has lost it. He's so fixated on getting into the HOF.
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #228 on: July 29, 2009, 09:28:24 am »
A perfectly acceptable, professional celebration by Valverde.  FTC.
Jose did a little mock Soriano-face-wave there after the last out, right? Or is that part of his regular routine?
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Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« Reply #229 on: July 29, 2009, 10:54:53 am »
Jose did a little mock Soriano-face-wave there after the last out, right? Or is that part of his regular routine?

Not sure, but it was pretty damn emphatic fist pump.  Considering how all else went last night, it's amazing he didn't pull something.
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« Reply #230 on: July 29, 2009, 11:00:36 am »
Not sure, but it was pretty damn emphatic fist pump.  Considering how all else went last night, it's amazing he didn't pull something.

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