Author Topic: 7/21/2009 - Homewandy vs Bitchiz (Read 8088 times)

Alkie · « **on:** July 21, 2009, 06:45:05 pm »

2 games out in 3 hours.

rifraft · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:56:52 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 06:45:05 pm

2 games out in 3 hours.

are you watching games on mlbtv or just following along with game tracker?

no fear, eh?

Alkie · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:58:04 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on July 21, 2009, 06:56:52 pm

are you watching games on mlbtv or just following along with game tracker?

Extree Innings.

We paid fer it and, this being the first evening of rain on my terrace in over a month, we're going to utilize it.

It ain't raining on your side o' the park?

Alkie · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:01:59 pm »

I've got me a bottle of Spanish white wine and then two bottles of Belgian ales once I'm done with the wine.

Stros will win tonight and tomorrow night.

Should anyone give the slightest fuck, I can regale the room with a really boring story about how, last night, I actually sat on my terrace for hour hours, discussing baseball with one of the VPs of MLB. True story.

Alkie · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:02:38 pm »

Where's that cat what does the lineup deal and the inning by inning recaps?

Alkie · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:05:12 pm »

Also, Hippie Birthday to Jane Doe. Jane, if you're out there, for fuck's sake, go do something more fun than the GZ for your birthday.

I'll have sex in your honor after the game.

rifraft · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:08:28 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 06:58:04 pm

Extree Innings.

We paid fer it and, this being the first evening of rain on my terrace in over a month, we're going to utilize it.

It ain't raining on your side o' the park?

still raining over here. and how the fuck did you get in with an mlb exec? liquored him up i'm sure.

Alkie · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:11:12 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on July 21, 2009, 07:08:28 pm

still raining over here. and how the fuck did you get in with an mlb exec? liquored him up i'm sure.

It was REALLY difficult actually.

He looked over his railing across to my railing and said "YO. Yankees game is over, can I come over for a beer?"

Are you trying to tell me this isn't the same bizarro world you live in since you moved up here?

Alkie · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:13:48 pm »

Meanwhile.

3 up 3 down for Homewandy.

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:15:58 pm »

The important question for anyone who works for Selig is if he thought coming over to watch the game at your house constitutes a home game.

BatGirl · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:16:40 pm »

listening rather than watching right now
so any pbp would be great

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:18:16 pm »

3 up, 3 down for Good Guys in bottom 1. Bourn bunt ground out, Kaz ground out to SS, Miggy ground out to 1B.

Alkie · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:21:32 pm »

Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on July 21, 2009, 07:15:58 pm

The important question for anyone who works for Selig is if he thought coming over to watch the game at your house constitutes a home game.

For him or for me?

Alkie · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:21:55 pm »

Fuck my sweet anus.

1-0 Bitchiz on a cheapo jack.

Alkie · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:22:59 pm »

Perfect game, no hitter, shutout gone on one pitch.

Alkie · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:23:38 pm »

Wandy strikes out some dude. Who is clearly not having sex with women.

rifraft · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:24:29 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:11:12 pm

It was REALLY difficult actually.

He looked over his railing across to my railing and said "YO. Yankees game is over, can I come over for a beer?"

Are you trying to tell me this isn't the same bizarro world you live in since you moved up here?

My bizarro world entails running into fucking CW (Gossip Girl) celebrities all over town. It keeps my wife happy. Oh, and the execs who live on the Upper East Side, live between Park and Madison and that's about 3 tax brackets above me.

rifraft · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:24:58 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:22:59 pm

Perfect game, no hitter, shutout gone on one pitch.

I blame you for that one...

Alkie · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:29:01 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on July 21, 2009, 07:24:29 pm

My bizarro world entails running into fucking CW (Gossip Girl) celebrities all over town. It keeps my wife happy. Oh, and the execs who live on the Upper East Side, live between Park and Madison and that's about 3 tax brackets above me.

I thought you said you were on 5th?? Park and Mad ain't generally 3 brackets above the folks on 5th Ave.

Alkie · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:29:27 pm »

Bottom of 2.

No outs.
None on.

1-0 Bitchiz.

Alkie · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:30:23 pm »

Lee strikes out.

At least he doesn't look like a gay cowboy. Who names his cattle after other men.

Wait. That's really queer. I gotta say.

rifraft · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:30:41 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:29:01 pm

I thought you said you were on 5th?? Park and Mad ain't generally 3 brackets above the folks on 5th Ave.

not on 5th yet, 15th between 5th and 6th as of Aug 3rd.

Alkie · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:31:15 pm »

Seriously, no one will be participating in the GZ tonight but me and rr? Because we can like just go hang out and watch the game without all y'all.

Alkie · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:31:48 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on July 21, 2009, 07:30:41 pm

not on 5th yet, 15th between 5th and 6th as of Aug 3rd.

Dude. You said I was "across the park from you." What park at 15th street were you referring to?

Alkie · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:33:07 pm »

PANTS!

2-1 Atros.

Alkie · « **Reply #25 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:33:40 pm »

That thing was fast in slo-mo.

Lurch · « **Reply #26 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:33:48 pm »

Hunter got into that one. Hanging slider crushed

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #27 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:34:18 pm »

when he connects....

rifraft · « **Reply #28 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:35:19 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:31:48 pm

Dude. You said I was "across the park from you." What park at 15th street were you referring to?

we just moved from 96th and lex. so you were across the park, now you are no where near us, but shit, if i knew mlb execs lived in your building maybe we would have looked there.

BatGirl · « **Reply #29 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:36:03 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:31:15 pm

Seriously, no one will be participating in the GZ tonight but me and rr? Because we can like just go hang out and watch the game without all y'all.

nah
looks like just the two of you

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #30 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:36:42 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:21:32 pm

For him or for me?

For him.

Sorry, it was a more coherent Milwaukee Fiasco joke in my head.

Alkie · « **Reply #31 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:37:29 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on July 21, 2009, 07:35:19 pm

we just moved from 96th and lex. so you were across the park, now you are no where near us, but shit, if i knew mlb execs lived in your building maybe we would have looked there.

So did you tell people you were from the UES or East Harlem?

Why'd you vacate to move to down there?

If you're out driving around with nothing to do, still plenty of good apts available in our building. If you lived here.....you'd be sitting on a terrace with an MLB exec.

Alkie · « **Reply #32 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:37:53 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 07:36:03 pm

nah
looks like just the two of you

You new here?

Alkie · « **Reply #33 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:40:06 pm »

This'll sound stupid, but other than the HR, Wandy looks really really good tonight.

Alkie · « **Reply #34 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:41:19 pm »

Bourn just tried to blow out his entire leg on a play that didn't need to be so fancy.

rifraft · « **Reply #35 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:42:22 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:37:29 pm

So did you tell people you were from the UES or East Harlem?

Why'd you vacate to move to down there?

If you're out driving around with nothing to do, still plenty of good apts available in our building. If you lived here.....you'd be sitting on a terrace with an MLB exec.

Wanted to live by Union Sq and the East/West Villages b/c we eat out down there most of the time, anyway.
We already signed a lease so its too late to change locales now.
Well, as for the exec, I'll just be forced to live vicariously through you. I'll let you know when we are hanging with the CW crowd though, you can come join us.

BatGirl · « **Reply #36 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:43:13 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:37:53 pm

You new here?

here?
thought you were in nyc

Lurch · « **Reply #37 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:43:41 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:40:06 pm

This'll sound stupid, but other than the HR, Wandy looks really really good tonight.

And it didn't appear to bother him at all. Old Wandy always seemed like he let mistakes get to him. We don't see that from him anymore.

Alkie · « **Reply #38 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:44:30 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on July 21, 2009, 07:42:22 pm

Wanted to live by Union Sq and the East/West Villages b/c we eat out down there most of the time, anyway.

I could eat every meal in the Village.

Quote

Well, as for the exec, I'll just be forced to live vicariously through you. I'll let you know when we are hanging with the CW crowd though, you can come join us.

Let me know. Why are you in the CW crowd anyway, just luck?

Alkie · « **Reply #39 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:45:30 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 07:43:13 pm

here?
thought you were in nyc

Listen lady (I assume).

I ain't taking no guff. Gruff? Taking no gruff? That doesn't make sense. Can't be guff though. That sounds stupid. Whatever.

You're a chick, right?

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #40 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:45:37 pm »

Pooholes pops up again. I like the way Wandy pitches to him.

rifraft · « **Reply #41 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:46:14 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:44:30 pm

Let me know. Why are you in the CW crowd anyway, just luck?

I blame my wife for that.

Alkie · « **Reply #42 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:46:23 pm »

THIS JUST IN: Mad Hungarian is still a cocksucker. One who sucks cock.

Alkie · « **Reply #43 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:46:37 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on July 21, 2009, 07:46:14 pm

I blame my wife for that.

So this is intentional?

rifraft · « **Reply #44 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:47:50 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:46:37 pm

So this is intentional?

We aren't cool enough to be hanging with anyone on purpose. Except Astros fans.

Alkie · « **Reply #45 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:49:26 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on July 21, 2009, 07:47:50 pm

We aren't cool enough to be hanging with anyone on purpose. Except Astros fans.

What does that have to do with anything? I'm not cool enough to hang out with MLB execs. I just happened to live across the hall, have a better view from my terrace, and some decent beer.

Alkie · « **Reply #46 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:50:10 pm »

Bourn stolen base.

Larue, who was always a gay cowboy, looks relatively straight tonight.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #47 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:50:27 pm »

He needs to steal third now

Alkie · « **Reply #48 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:51:06 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 21, 2009, 07:50:27 pm

He needs to steal third now

Never make the 2nd out at home or in foul territory.

BatGirl · « **Reply #49 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:51:42 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:45:30 pm

Listen lady (I assume).

I ain't taking no guff. Gruff? Taking no gruff? That doesn't make sense. Can't be guff though. That sounds stupid. Whatever.

You're a chick, right?

it's missy, actually

poppycock, maybe?

and, yes

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #50 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:52:05 pm »

Now he needs to steal it.

Alkie · « **Reply #51 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:53:03 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 07:51:42 pm

it's missy, actually

Lady.

Quote

poppycock, maybe?

You are a bit of a geek. I will call you Jimi.

Quote

and, yes

Are you hot?

Alkie · « **Reply #52 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:54:54 pm »

That's what's known as a "nice piece of hittin'."

3-1 Atros on a two strike two out basehit.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #53 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:54:58 pm »

JD basically calls Ryan Braun a cocksucker. Score some runs team.

rifraft · « **Reply #54 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:55:09 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:53:03 pm

Lady.

You are a bit of a geek. I will call you Jimi.

Are you hot?

what is the mlb exec doing while you are hitting on women on the internet?

Bench · « **Reply #55 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:55:43 pm »

Bourn's leg looked ok there.

Carlos, just shy.

Alkie · « **Reply #56 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:56:04 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on July 21, 2009, 07:55:09 pm

what is the mlb exec doing while you are hitting on women on the internet?

Oh no, that was last night.

He's in his apartment with his wife and dog tonight.

Probably being fellated by angels and rubgirls with wings. Or whatever MLB execs do.

Alkie · « **Reply #57 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:58:08 pm »

Mike Cameron with a ridiculous catch on the left TV.

You all will see it on the highlight reels.

BatGirl · « **Reply #58 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:59:04 pm »

again
it's missy
i'm not a women

Alkie · « **Reply #59 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:59:51 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 07:59:04 pm

again
it's missy
i'm not a women

You'll do as you're told.

What's with the poor punctuation and spelling? Can't see too well?

Are you hot?

Limey · « **Reply #60 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:00:03 pm »

Chuck and Limey checking in from the Club Level. Had some Shiners with Astroholic and DVauthrin before the game, and enjoying this one so far.

Alkie · « **Reply #61 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:00:49 pm »

Quote from: Limey on July 21, 2009, 08:00:03 pm

Chuck and Limey checking in from the Club Level. Had some Shiners with Astroholic and DVauthrin before the game, and enjoying this one so far.

Tell Chuck I expect him home by midnight. And he BETTER be sober this time.

Alkie · « **Reply #62 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:01:32 pm »

Quote from: Limey on July 21, 2009, 08:00:03 pm

Had some Shiners

Fuckre.

BatGirl · « **Reply #63 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:02:25 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 07:59:51 pm

You'll do as you're told.

What's with the poor punctuation and spelling? Can't see too well?

Are you hot?

suck it

shove it

and, no
in no sense of the word
whatsoever

Alkie · « **Reply #64 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:03:59 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 08:02:25 pm

suck it

Oh, you're one of those.

Quote

shove it

Oh, you're one of those.

Quote

and, no
in no sense of the word
whatsoever

Then....pardon me, ma'am, I seem to have walked into the wrong party. I must be going.

You sure?

Alkie · « **Reply #65 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:07:09 pm »

Nice play by Tejada to end the inning.

Fantasy tip:
My MLB guy happens to be in charge of Officially Sanctioned Fantasy Baseball. For America. Yes.
He just picked up Miggy and Ryan Ludwick yesterday.

I don't care either.

BatGirl · « **Reply #66 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:07:46 pm »

it should make sense, really
if i was hot
would i be one of those?

Alkie · « **Reply #67 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:09:29 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 08:07:46 pm

it should make sense, really
if i was hot
would i be one of those?

Lady, I have no fucking idea.

I stopped trying to figure out bitchiz and hoes a long time ago.

Do you have facial hair like a Cardinal?

BatGirl · « **Reply #68 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:12:08 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:09:29 pm

Do you have facial hair like a Cardinal?

which one?

Alkie · « **Reply #69 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:12:46 pm »

SAFE!!!!!!!

4-1. Hunter Pence like a bat out of Barstow.

Alkie · « **Reply #70 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:13:24 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 08:12:08 pm

which one?

Pick one, newb.

Lurch · « **Reply #71 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:15:06 pm »

Pence singles between SS and 3b, then scores on a Coste hit and run double down the left field line

BatGirl · « **Reply #72 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:18:13 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:13:24 pm

Pick one, newb.

twas your question
you choose

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #73 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:20:04 pm »

RBI notwithstanding, how timely was that Coste signing... Erstad on the DL and Berkman down 4 of the past 5 games.

Alkie · « **Reply #74 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:20:20 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 08:18:13 pm

twas your question
you choose

Are you always like this?

BatGirl · « **Reply #75 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:21:36 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:20:20 pm

Are you always like this?

like what?

Alkie · « **Reply #76 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:22:20 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 08:21:36 pm

like what?

Yes. Like that.

BatGirl · « **Reply #77 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:23:06 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:22:20 pm

Yes. Like that.

sometimes

Alkie · « **Reply #78 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:23:37 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 08:23:06 pm

sometimes

You are maddening and getting on my fucking nerves.

BatGirl · « **Reply #79 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:24:23 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:23:37 pm

You are maddening and getting on my fucking nerves.

you could ignore me

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #80 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:24:42 pm »

Good gawd, get a fucking room.

Alkie · « **Reply #81 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:25:12 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 08:24:23 pm

you could ignore me

Is that a fucking dare?

Alkie · « **Reply #82 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:25:44 pm »

Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on July 21, 2009, 08:24:42 pm

Good gawd, get a fucking room.

Point of........point.

Technically, we are in one.

BatGirl · « **Reply #83 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:25:51 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:25:12 pm

Is that a fucking dare?

a lady never dares

Alkie · « **Reply #84 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:26:41 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 08:25:51 pm

a lady never dares

See what you've done?

You've upset GBB.

You're on a fucking roll.

Alkie · « **Reply #85 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:28:16 pm »

FUCK. I bet that hurt.

Alkie · « **Reply #86 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:29:34 pm »

So, while Batlady is quiet, anyone else got any cool MLB exec stories to share?

Lurch · « **Reply #87 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:30:13 pm »

Meanwhile, Bourn continues to be a fucking stud.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #88 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:30:58 pm »

Matsui toughing it out and staying in the game. Wow, that looked like it HURT.

Alkie · « **Reply #89 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:35:09 pm »

Well, there goes my prediction of 4-1 Atros.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #90 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:39:01 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on July 21, 2009, 08:30:13 pm

Meanwhile, Bourn continues to be a fucking stud.

And after a wild throw on a pickoff attempt goes from 1B to 3B. Single by Miggy sends Bourn home and the pitcher to the showers. Josh Kinney now on the hill.

B5, 1 out, runner on 1B: STL 1, HOU 5

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #91 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:41:18 pm »

pitching change, and this guy has a nasty sinker.

rifraft · « **Reply #92 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:41:26 pm »

I've got an mlb exec story for you. This guy I know(I can't give out his name), lives across the hall from one, and watches games with him, and talks baseball with him for hours, on a roof in NYC. Pretty fucking cool.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #93 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:42:29 pm »

Kinney has got some filthy action on his breaking pitch. Nasty.

Alkie · « **Reply #94 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:44:00 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on July 21, 2009, 08:41:26 pm

I've got an mlb exec story for you. This guy I know(I can't give out his name), lives across the hall from one, and watches games with him, and talks baseball with him for hours, on a roof in NYC. Pretty fucking cool.

That's pretty cool. I've never watched a second of baseball with mine.

Alkie · « **Reply #95 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:45:20 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on July 21, 2009, 08:42:29 pm

Kinney has got some filthy action on his breaking pitch. Nasty.

Totally legit too. No way there's anything unnatural about the ball moving in 3 different directions.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #96 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:46:20 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:45:20 pm

Totally legit too. No way there's anything unnatural about the ball moving in 3 different directions.

At 85 mph.

Alkie · « **Reply #97 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:46:41 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on July 21, 2009, 08:46:20 pm

At 85 mph.

Right.

Alkie · « **Reply #98 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:47:43 pm »

Well, at least Batgirl found something else to do tonight.

Sorry for wasting everyone's time with that.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #99 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:49:11 pm »

What's Wandy's pitch count thus far? He looks pretty fluid this evening.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #100 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:49:49 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:47:43 pm

Well, at least Batgirl found something else to do tonight.

Sorry for wasting everyone's time with that.

That's too bad. BatGirl's nice and doesn't come in the GZ often enough.

Alkie · « **Reply #101 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:50:01 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 21, 2009, 08:49:11 pm

What's Wandy's pitch count thus far? He looks pretty fluid this evening.

Why...you'd pull him if he's at XX pitches?

rifraft · « **Reply #102 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:50:08 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:47:43 pm

Well, at least Batgirl found something else to do tonight.

Sorry for wasting everyone's time with that.

it entertained me.

Alkie · « **Reply #103 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:50:16 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on July 21, 2009, 08:49:49 pm

That's too bad. BatGirl's nice and doesn't come in the GZ often enough.

Nice?

You know this chick?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #104 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:50:51 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 21, 2009, 08:49:11 pm

What's Wandy's pitch count thus far? He looks pretty fluid this evening.

Gameday sez 86 pitches.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #105 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:51:16 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:50:16 pm

Nice?

You know this chick?

I've met her.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #106 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:51:26 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:50:01 pm

Why...you'd pull him if he's at XX pitches?

No. But Cooper likes to do so. I hate pitch count decisions. It's bullshit.

rifraft · « **Reply #107 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:51:48 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on July 21, 2009, 08:51:16 pm

I've met her.

waiting for alkie to ask if she's hot or not.....

Alkie · « **Reply #108 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:52:26 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on July 21, 2009, 08:51:16 pm

I've met her.

She hot?

Alkie · « **Reply #109 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:52:35 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on July 21, 2009, 08:51:48 pm

waiting for alkie to ask if she's hot or not.....

Crap.

Alkie · « **Reply #110 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:53:01 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 21, 2009, 08:51:26 pm

No. But Cooper likes to do so. I hate pitch count decisions. It's bullshit.

Agreed.

If Coop pulls Wandy right now on a pitch count........

Lurch · « **Reply #111 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:53:42 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:53:01 pm

Agreed.

If Coop pulls Wandy right now on a pitch count........

It would validate everything we already know.

rifraft · « **Reply #112 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:54:39 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on July 21, 2009, 08:53:42 pm

It would validate everything we already know.

do we need more validation?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #113 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:55:32 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:52:26 pm

She hot?

Somewhere approaching the temperature my forehead gets when I see another one of these damn "It's ON" Southwest commercials. But I'm refraining from comment in respect to BatGirl's obvious reluctance to comment in any way.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #114 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:56:31 pm »

Colby Rasmus could play a young Rondo Hatton.

Alkie · « **Reply #115 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:56:44 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on July 21, 2009, 08:55:32 pm

Somewhere approaching the temperature my forehead gets when I see another one of these damn "It's ON" Southwest commercials. But I'm refraining from comment in respect to BatGirl's obvious reluctance to comment in any way.

So, she's fat?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #116 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:57:55 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:56:44 pm

So, she's fat?

I don't know where you get that.

Alkie · « **Reply #117 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:59:46 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on July 21, 2009, 08:57:55 pm

I don't know where you get that.

If Batsniz makes you think of the SWA commercial....that validates everything we knew.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #118 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:00:27 pm »

Has this ump been calling the mid-shin strike all night?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #119 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:00:46 pm »

Blue Star for Blum.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #120 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:00:58 pm »

Know this. Bitch ain't fat.

Alkie · « **Reply #121 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:01:07 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 21, 2009, 09:00:46 pm

Blue Star for Blum.

Hellvaplay.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #122 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:01:18 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:59:46 pm

If Batsniz makes you think of the SWA commercial....that validates everything we knew.

Nope, that commercial happened to come on while I was replying.

Alkie · « **Reply #123 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:01:22 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on July 21, 2009, 09:00:58 pm

Know this. Bitch ain't fat.

Fuck would you know.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #124 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:01:55 pm »

I met her the same time Ron Brand did

Craig · « **Reply #125 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:02:44 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 08:50:16 pm

Nice?

You know this chick?

She's a contributor here. Of course we know her.

Alkie · « **Reply #126 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:03:01 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on July 21, 2009, 09:01:55 pm

I met her the same time Ron Brand did

This was a threesome?

Which end did you get?

Lurch · « **Reply #127 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:03:36 pm »

Be sure to check out Lidge's 1-6-3 in the 9th of the Cubs game. FTC.

Alkie · « **Reply #128 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:03:40 pm »

Quote from: Craig on July 21, 2009, 09:02:44 pm

She's a contributor here. Of course we know her.

Site just hands these things out now?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #129 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:05:02 pm »

Nice leadoff double by Wandy.

BatGirl · « **Reply #130 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:05:05 pm »

wandy!!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #131 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:05:57 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 09:05:05 pm

wandy!!

She's back!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #132 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:06:23 pm »

Best news about Wandy's double is that he should get to start the eighth.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #133 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:07:28 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 21, 2009, 09:06:23 pm

Best news about Wandy's double is that he should get to start the eighth.

104 pitches. Coop could notice that and run somebody else out there. It wouldn't be out of character.

Alkie · « **Reply #134 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:08:02 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on July 21, 2009, 09:05:57 pm

She's back!

I'll take care of this.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #135 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:08:29 pm »

I'm pretty happy about Carlos Lee coming to bat with the bases loaded.

Lurch · « **Reply #136 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:08:39 pm »

Please walk the bases loaded for Lee.

BatGirl · « **Reply #137 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:09:00 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 09:08:02 pm

i'm sorry
what?
i was imagining that's what it's
like to ignore you...

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #138 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:09:15 pm »

.093's disrespecting you here Carlos. Just sayin...

Ron Brand · « **Reply #139 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:09:24 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 09:08:02 pm

I'll take care of this.

If she's put you on ignore this might be a pretty slim thread indeed.

Lurch · « **Reply #140 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:09:36 pm »

13 Grand Slams?!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #141 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:09:59 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 09:08:02 pm

I'll take care of this.

Hang in there Batgirl.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #142 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:11:12 pm »

Ka-Bong!!! Fuck you, LaRussa.

Lurch · « **Reply #143 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:11:15 pm »

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #144 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:11:25 pm »

KABONG!!!!!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #145 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:11:59 pm »

Blum!!!

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #146 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:12:03 pm »

BACK-TO-BACK. Screw you .093!

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #147 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:12:40 pm »

Ohhh Baby!!!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #148 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:12:57 pm »

What a great game to be at. Hope Limey, DV et al are having a wonderful time.

Alkie · « **Reply #149 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:13:39 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 21, 2009, 09:09:59 pm

Hang in there Batgirl.

She has no chance.

MusicMan · « **Reply #150 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:14:54 pm »

A. I had forgotten how much fun it is to beat the shit out of .093 and company.

B. Alkie, what did this VP say when you told him to shove the DH all the way up his ass?

(Edited b/c .903 would probably kill a man.)

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #151 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:15:03 pm »

End of 7th Ron Brand update: STL 1, HOU 10.

Alkie · « **Reply #152 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:17:01 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on July 21, 2009, 09:14:54 pm

A. I had forgotten how much fun it is to beat the shit out of .903 and company.

B. Alkie, what did this VP say when you told him to shove the DH all the way up his ass?

You know, I didn't mention it, but give me a second.

He's right across the hall.

BatGirl · « **Reply #153 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:17:38 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 09:13:39 pm

She has no chance.

bring it

Ron Brand · « **Reply #154 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:17:49 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on July 21, 2009, 09:15:03 pm

End of 7th Ron Brand update: STL 1, HOU 10.

Thank you, OSF. I am sufficiently chastened.

Lurch · « **Reply #155 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:17:54 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on July 21, 2009, 09:07:28 pm

104 pitches. Coop could notice that and run somebody else out there. It wouldn't be out of character.

Fuckity fuck.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #156 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:18:06 pm »

Paranto is in the game? ~~Cooper~~ Blum must REALLY think the game is out of reach.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #157 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:20:03 pm »

Shit. Let the 10-1 jackassery begin.

Alkie · « **Reply #158 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:22:13 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 09:17:38 pm

bring it

Lady, you couldn't fucking handle it.

What exactly do you "contribute" here?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #159 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:27:58 pm »

Paronto's certainly getting some work here. As in labor.

rifraft · « **Reply #160 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:28:50 pm »

Matsui left game due to knee injury, as per Gamecast.
Over under on his return to the lineup? 3 weeks?

Alkie · « **Reply #161 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:28:56 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 09:22:13 pm

Lady, you couldn't fucking handle it.

What exactly do you "contribute" here?

That's what I thought.

Why these guys defend you is beyond me.

Alkie · « **Reply #162 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:29:25 pm »

Good job, Coop.

Fucking moron.

Lurch · « **Reply #163 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:29:39 pm »

DAMN MOTHER FUCKERS.

Alkie · « **Reply #164 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:30:30 pm »

Just out of curiosity....what IS Gar doing these days?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #165 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:30:51 pm »

WW in to relieve.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #166 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:31:36 pm »

McTaggart tweet at the top of the 8th: I think we have a pennant race

Quote from: Lurch on July 21, 2009, 09:29:39 pm

DAMN MOTHER FUCKERS.

Limey · « **Reply #167 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:32:06 pm »

Those of us in the peanut gallery are completely non-plussed at the turn of events. And when I say "non-plussed", I mean that I want to rip out seats and hurl them at Cooper, and Chuck won't let me.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #168 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:32:32 pm »

Paronto's ERA went from 27.00 to 108.00.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #169 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:32:37 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 09:30:30 pm

Just out of curiosity....what IS Gar doing these days?

Probably what he was doing before McLane dragged him back to baseball.

Drinking canned beer in Kingwood.

MusicMan · « **Reply #170 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:32:45 pm »

Are you fucking kidding me?

Alkie · « **Reply #171 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:32:49 pm »

Quote from: Limey on July 21, 2009, 09:32:06 pm

Those of us in the peanut gallery are completely non-plussed at the turn of events. And when I say "non-plussed", I mean that I want to rip out seats and hurl them at Cooper, and Chuck won't let me.

Now I know you're lying. Why would CHUCK be the voice of reason?

Lurch · « **Reply #172 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:33:03 pm »

Fucking absurd.

BatGirl · « **Reply #173 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:33:13 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 09:22:13 pm

Lady, you couldn't fucking handle it.

What exactly do you "contribute" here?

mister, i have no idea what your idea of "it" is
but i'm certainly not concerned about any of my abilities

the other
that's debatable

Alkie · « **Reply #174 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:33:21 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on July 21, 2009, 09:32:37 pm

Probably what he was doing before McLane dragged him back to baseball.

Drinking canned beer in Kingwood.

I will happily pay for a 6 month supply of LSOTC if that's all it takes.

Alkie · « **Reply #175 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:34:16 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on July 21, 2009, 09:33:13 pm

mister, i have no idea what your idea of "it" is
but i'm certainly not concerned about any of my abilities

You might be the only one.

Quote

the other
that's debatable

Maybe you could manage this fucking club.

ferret · « **Reply #176 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:36:29 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on July 21, 2009, 09:22:13 pm

Lady, you couldn't fucking handle it.

What exactly do you "contribute" here?

Is that an issue? Ever? Your story regarding the MLB Exec reminds (wait he plays fantasy crap? Is there some kind of bet?) of the time I was sitting on John Milius's pleather couch with my feet up on a pile of scripts, big fat dude walks in and says "Hey". I say "hey" back. You know who you stand up for? George Hamilton, that's who. The man has the manners of a nun.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #177 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:38:02 pm »

Quote from: ferret on July 21, 2009, 09:36:29 pm

Is that an issue? Ever? Your story regarding the MLB Exec reminds (wait he plays fantasy crap? Is there some kind of bet?) of the time I was sitting on John Milius's pleather couch with my feet up on a pile of scripts, big fat dude walks in and says "Hey". I say "hey" back. You know who you stand up for? George Hamilton, that's who. The man has the manners of a nun.

I can't tell if this is Synecdoche or Adaptation.