I still think that award belongs to the poster on McTaggart's blog who insisted last season that we sign Kenny Lofton to "pontoon" with Bourn in center.
ETA the full gem:
I'd send Towels down and bring up Q. I'd acquire Kenny Lofton to pontoon with Bourn in CF. Trade Carlos Lee for A. J. Burnett and have Erstad play LF.
...wouldn't happen, but I can dream can't I?
Posted by: R Dubya at June 2, 2008 02:12 PM