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« on: April 05, 2009, 01:11:58 pm »
From the Chrons beer blogger (Ronnie Crocker) - LINK
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2009, 01:26:24 pm »
Very interesting tip from the article:

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TIP: Don't want to pay for a Club Level seat, but want to enjoy the generally nicer food and beverage options? Balaun recommends the $5 pass, available at guest relations. The pass won't get you a seat, but it will let you into the enclosed area, where you can still watch the game. A $7 Outfield Deck ticket and a $5 Club Level pass is a relative bargain.
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2009, 01:52:03 pm »
Very interesting tip from the article:


That is a great idea.

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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2009, 01:53:20 pm »
One thing I can say about the high beer prices is that I believe it to generally reduce the amount of consumption of the average fan, thus providing a nicer, even family friendly atmosphere.  If your objective is to view baseball with a buzz, it's best to purchase the cheaper drinks at Spanish Flowers on opening day.

Some others may well prove me wrong, but I've always been of the opinion that if the beer prices were several dollars less, than they would sell 2X to 3X the amount of beer, thus resulting in higher sales and higher profits.  Aramark would still make plenty of $$$ if a can of beer were $3.50 and a large draft was $5.  Spending $7.50 to $8 on a beer and perhaps leaving a tip (pricing not the fault of the concessions lady) just feels wrong.  I can only figure that the high prices are in place exactly to discourage excessive consumption.

I can go to a ballgame by myself on the cheap (discounted single seat from a reseller and a single draft), but if I take my family, then it becomes an expensive proposition.  That's a shame, as I can't be the only one discouraged by the high pricing and opting instead for the fantastic coverage provided by television.
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2009, 04:28:06 pm »
One thing I can say about the high beer prices is that I believe it to generally reduce the amount of consumption of the average fan, thus providing a nicer, even family friendly atmosphere.  If your objective is to view baseball with a buzz, it's best to purchase the cheaper drinks at Spanish Flowers on opening day.

Some others may well prove me wrong, but I've always been of the opinion that if the beer prices were several dollars less, than they would sell 2X to 3X the amount of beer, thus resulting in higher sales and higher profits.  Aramark would still make plenty of $$$ if a can of beer were $3.50 and a large draft was $5.  Spending $7.50 to $8 on a beer and perhaps leaving a tip (pricing not the fault of the concessions lady) just feels wrong.  I can only figure that the high prices are in place exactly to discourage excessive consumption.

I can go to a ballgame by myself on the cheap (discounted single seat from a reseller and a single draft), but if I take my family, then it becomes an expensive proposition.  That's a shame, as I can't be the only one discouraged by the high pricing and opting instead for the fantastic coverage provided by television.

I agree.  I can't imagine taking the family to a game being a cheap summer outing.  I did the math for bringing a date to the game, and it's just not affordable:

Nice seats (to impress): $40 X 2 = $80
At least 2 beers: $7.50 X 2 = $15
Peanuts/ice cream/misc item = $5-$10

I just spent $100 without even dinner.

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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2009, 08:19:39 am »
I agree.  I can't imagine taking the family to a game being a cheap summer outing.  I did the math for bringing a date to the game, and it's just not affordable:

Nice seats (to impress): $40 X 2 = $80
At least 2 beers: $7.50 X 2 = $15
Peanuts/ice cream/misc item = $5-$10

I just spent $100 without even dinner.


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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2009, 09:00:42 am »
I agree.  I can't imagine taking the family to a game being a cheap summer outing.  I did the math for bringing a date to the game, and it's just not affordable:

Nice seats (to impress): $40 X 2 = $80
At least 2 beers: $7.50 X 2 = $15
Peanuts/ice cream/misc item = $5-$10

I just spent $100 without even dinner.


But there's your problem.  You ain't got to impress your family, and strangely enough, you don't have to drink around them (although, depending on your kids, it helps.)

You can take a family of 4 to a game for $16 dollars if you sit in the view deck.  Allow about 20 per person for hotdogs and sodas (and you can mix a beer in that) and you're in and out for <$100.

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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2009, 09:07:20 am »
But there's your problem.  You ain't got to impress your family, and strangely enough, you don't have to drink around them (although, depending on your kids, it helps.)

You can take a family of 4 to a game for $16 dollars if you sit in the view deck.  Allow about 20 per person for hotdogs and sodas (and you can mix a beer in that) and you're in and out for <$100.

When I take the kiddos, I fill them up at {insert favorite fast food chain} dollar menu on the way to the game.  Then they share 1 soda during the game.  Eat more, costs less.
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2009, 09:15:00 am »
When I take the kiddos, I fill them up at {insert favorite fast food chain} dollar menu on the way to the game.  Then they share 1 soda during the game.  Eat more, costs less.

Do you also rip a stick of gum in half for them to share? 

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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2009, 10:38:51 am »
Do you also rip a stick of gum in half for them to share? 

They have to take turns chewing.
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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2009, 11:55:02 am »
When I take the kiddos, I fill them up at {insert favorite fast food chain} dollar menu on the way to the game.  Then they share 1 soda during the game.  Eat more, costs less.

This was pretty much my dad's strategy with me and my sisters except he would also stop by Walgreen's or Eckerd's and pick up some jujubees or dots and put them in his binocular case.   

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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2009, 11:56:06 am »
I agree.  I can't imagine taking the family to a game being a cheap summer outing.  I did the math for bringing a date to the game, and it's just not affordable:

Nice seats (to impress): $40 X 2 = $80
At least 2 beers: $7.50 X 2 = $15
Peanuts/ice cream/misc item = $5-$10

I just spent $100 without even dinner.


Some people say that $100 can be used in a more efficient manner... instead of a date, get a "date".
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2009, 12:57:37 pm »
But there's your problem.  You ain't got to impress your family, and strangely enough, you don't have to drink around them (although, depending on your kids, it helps.)

You can take a family of 4 to a game for $16 dollars if you sit in the view deck.  Allow about 20 per person for hotdogs and sodas (and you can mix a beer in that) and you're in and out for <$100.

Tough taking my son to the park.  Not that he doesn't love it.  There is some hypnotic force that exists there that disables me from saying "NO".  We can walk through the grocery store and he asks for ice cream, I give an immediate "NO".  No problem.  We go  to the park and he asks for this, that, and everything and it's tough to deny the kiddo.  I draw the line at some items, but always spend more then planned when he comes with me.  Not to mention the numerous (and irritating) runs to the mens room to burn off his excessive liquid intake.  Suppose it's just part of being a dad.
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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2009, 04:23:53 pm »
From the Chrons beer blogger (Ronnie Crocker) - LINK

Shit!  Cloyingly sweet St Arnold's at the ball park now.

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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2009, 12:15:45 pm »
Shit!  Cloyingly sweet St Arnold's at the ball park now.

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« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2009, 12:27:16 pm »
I agree.  I can't imagine taking the family to a game being a cheap summer outing.  I did the math for bringing a date to the game, and it's just not affordable:

Nice seats (to impress): $40 X 2 = $80
At least 2 beers: $7.50 X 2 = $15
Peanuts/ice cream/misc item = $5-$10

I just spent $100 without even dinner.



Just a thought, but perhaps a girl whom you think needs $40 seats to be impressed really won't be impressed with a baseball game no matter where you sit.
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« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2009, 12:28:58 pm »
But there's your problem.  You ain't got to impress your family, and strangely enough, you don't have to drink around them (although, depending on your kids, it helps.)

You can take a family of 4 to a game for $16 dollars if you sit in the view deck.  Allow about 20 per person for hotdogs and sodas (and you can mix a beer in that) and you're in and out for <$100.


If you go on dollar hot dog night, you can take several years off your life for 10 bucks a piece.
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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2009, 02:44:04 pm »
All you beer drinkers need to expand your horizons.  There are other options out there besides beer, you know.
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« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2009, 02:46:06 pm »
All you beer drinkers need to expand your horizons.  There are other options out there besides beer, you know.


What the hell is wrong with people?  This is almost as bad as using splouge as a condiment/spice.

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« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2009, 02:50:40 pm »
All you beer drinkers need to expand your horizons.  There are other options out there besides beer, you know.

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« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2009, 03:19:42 pm »
When I take the kiddos, I fill them up at {insert favorite fast food chain} dollar menu on the way to the game.  Then they share 1 soda during the game.  Eat more, costs less.

i just reported you to CPS.
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« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2009, 03:30:39 pm »
i just reported you to CPS.

And I just reported you to CPS. Me and Taras didn't even sniff a dollar menu on the way to the ballpark, you bad parent.
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« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2009, 03:31:09 pm »
you are a sick puppy. i am calling INS forthwith.

Isn't this more of an issue for the SPCA?
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« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2009, 03:32:23 pm »
And I just reported you to CPS. Me and Taras didn't even sniff a dollar menu on the way to the ballpark, you bad parent.

you guys ordered food at SF. Taras ordered several times.
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« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2009, 03:33:29 pm »
you guys ordered food at SF. Taras ordered several times.

He was still hungry though! I'm a witness!
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« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2009, 03:58:13 pm »
He was still hungry though! I'm a witness!

And you were still thirsty somehow.  I'd swear you had a wooden leg the way those Modelos were disappearing.
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« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2009, 04:12:17 pm »
And you were still thirsty somehow.  I'd swear you had a wooden leg the way those Modelos were disappearing.

I would've gladly stayed for another beer at Flying Saucer if we hadn't had a 3 hour drive home ahead of us, too.
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« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2009, 04:13:51 pm »
He was still hungry though! I'm a witness!

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« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2009, 04:15:06 pm »
I would've gladly stayed for another beer at Flying Saucer if we hadn't had a 3 hour drive home ahead of us, too.

Whoa: you guys came home Monday night/Tuesday morning? I'll bet Taras was a ball of fire in his Tuesday meetings.
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« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2009, 04:15:46 pm »
I would've gladly stayed for another beer at Flying Saucer if we hadn't had a 3 hour drive home ahead of us, too.

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« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2009, 04:16:30 pm »
Whoa: you guys came home Monday night/Tuesday morning? I'll bet Taras was a ball of fire in his Tuesday meetings.

He probably fell asleep in the car seat after they put on a movie for him to watch.
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« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2009, 04:16:54 pm »
He probably fell asleep in the car seat after they put on a movie for him to watch.

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« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2009, 04:17:56 pm »
Pot...kettle...say hello.

I don't get it?  We were joking about that at lunch, don't you remember?  Oh wait, you weren't there.
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« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2009, 04:20:44 pm »
He probably fell asleep in the car seat after they put on a movie for him to watch.

Actually he just kept asking if we could "stop and order something" until about La Grange. I guess he got tired of asking and being told no, because he stopped talking after that until about Bastrop.
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« Reply #34 on: April 08, 2009, 04:22:14 pm »
I would've gladly stayed for another beer at Flying Saucer if we hadn't had a 3 hour drive home ahead of us, too.

ditto. shoulda spent the night.
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« Reply #35 on: April 08, 2009, 04:22:58 pm »
ditto. shoulda spent the night.

So you were just kidding when you said all those mean things about everyone on the drive home?

I've never heard you cuss like that before.
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« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2009, 04:23:26 pm »
ditto. shoulda spent the night.

Maybe next year JaneDoe can organize hotel rooms for the out-of-towners.


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« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2009, 04:24:55 pm »
So you were just kidding when you said all those mean things about everyone on the drive home?

I've never heard you cuss like that before.

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« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2009, 04:25:18 pm »
Maybe next year JaneDoe can organize hotel rooms for the out-of-towners.

Nonsense. We'll just go out to Chateau Gleach and camp on his front lawn.
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« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2009, 04:25:42 pm »
Nonsense. We'll just go out to Chateau Gleach and camp on his front lawn.

And by front lawn you mean out of shotgun range, I presume?
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« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2009, 04:26:03 pm »
Actually he just kept asking if we could "stop and order something" until about La Grange. I guess he got tired of asking and being told no, because he stopped talking after that until about Bastrop.

At La Grange, he wanted to stop and order a happy ending.  Thanks Marvin.
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« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2009, 04:30:10 pm »
At La Grange, he wanted to stop and order a happy ending.  Thanks Marvin.
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« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2009, 04:31:32 pm »
Maybe next year JaneDoe can organize hotel rooms for the out-of-towners.

We would have had a blast wailing on all the FTC fans at the Holiday Inn Express.
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« Reply #43 on: April 08, 2009, 04:32:38 pm »
We would have had a blast wailing on all the FTC fans at the Holiday Inn Express.

You had your chance with the one in the elevator.
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« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2009, 04:35:09 pm »
I thought the Chicken Ranch had closed.

Hence the "Thanks Marvin".
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« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2009, 04:36:08 pm »
We would have had a blast wailing on all the FTC fans at the Holiday Inn Express.

They would instantly kill the advertising meme that you get smarter by staying at a Holiday Inn Express.
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« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2009, 04:37:51 pm »
You had your chance with the one in the elevator.

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Re: A beer drinkers guide to MMPUS
« Reply #47 on: April 08, 2009, 04:39:38 pm »
Yeah, well, just call me nice...or a pussy.

At that point in the night, you should've been in the frame of mind "Buzz or nothin". I wanted to kick that guy's ass from the moment I saw his douchebag jersey to the moment we left Flying Saucer.
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« Reply #48 on: April 08, 2009, 04:41:15 pm »
Yeah, well, just call me nice...or a pussy.

Well, Opening Day is past so I don't have to be nice anymore...
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« Reply #49 on: April 08, 2009, 04:42:02 pm »
At that point in the night, you should've been in the frame of mind "Buzz or nothin". I wanted to kick that guy's ass from the moment I saw his douchebag jersey to the moment we left Flying Saucer.

I love how he picked up the pace when he saw a mob of Astros fans following him, one video taping his every move.
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« Reply #50 on: April 08, 2009, 04:46:30 pm »
I love how he picked up the pace when he saw a mob of Astros fans following him, one video taping his every move.

He was a good 2 blocks ahead of us by the time we got near the ballpark.

He glanced back once and started speed walking.
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« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2009, 12:13:04 am »
Astroholic, DVauthrin and I virtually shut it down.  You may have been home before us.  It cleared out a lot by the end, and AH's buddy got to fuck with a "Ryneberg".  Good times...good times...

Yeah, it was fun.   It was hard to find the right time to leave, as every time we would get close to leaving he conversation would get good again.
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« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2009, 09:02:51 am »
When did the crowd start to thin out? It took me half as long to drink my one postgame beer as it took to order it, and that did as much to dissuade me from hanging around as the prospects of a 2.5 hour drive did.

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« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2009, 10:52:25 am »
When did the crowd start to thin out? It took me half as long to drink my one postgame beer as it took to order it, and that did as much to dissuade me from hanging around as the prospects of a 2.5 hour drive did.

Probably got comfortable (Cubfan infestation notwithstanding) at around 11.  The three amigos bailed just around 1.
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« Reply #54 on: April 09, 2009, 10:57:38 am »
three amigos?
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« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2009, 10:59:15 am »
three amigos?

Tell us we will die like dogs.
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« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2009, 11:04:37 am »
Tell us we will die like dogs.

The board is on an awesome 80's movie tear lately.


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« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2009, 11:06:16 am »
The board is on an awesome 80's movie tear lately.


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« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2009, 11:08:12 am »
three amigos?

OK, to you it looked like there were six of us.
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« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2009, 11:22:37 am »
OK, to you it looked like there were six of us.

Not true, there can only ever be one of you.
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« Reply #60 on: April 09, 2009, 11:25:43 am »
The board is on an awesome 80's movie tear lately.


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« Reply #61 on: April 09, 2009, 12:06:30 pm »
Not true, there can only ever be one of you.

That's right.  When they made me, they broke the mold.  And chopped the balls off the guy who made the mold.
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