We are being taunted

[pravata]

Carlos Lee of the Houston Astros has been named Bank of America Presents the National League Player of the Week for August 4-10, 2008.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20080811&content_id=3291032&vkey=pr_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

[OregonStrosFan]

Given the subject line, I thought you were referring to this gem: Carlos Lee's friends lift him in difficult time

I was quite shocked, however, that Drayton McLane had not called him as of 8 p.m. Saturday night.

"What did Drayton tell you," I asked.

"He hasn't called," Lee said.

Maybe McLane has been very busy lately, but I'm shocked that he hasn't called Lee. Lee has been carrying McLane's ballclub for almost two months, and you would think he would have deserved a call from McLane by now.

McLane forgets that players talk, and his silence with Lee so far will be heard quite loudly, if you get my drift.

[JimR]

stir the pot, Yellow Journalist.

[Jacksonian]

Given the subject line, I thought you were referring to this gem: Carlos Lee's friends lift him in difficult time

I was quite shocked, however, that Drayton McLane had not called him as of 8 p.m. Saturday night.

"What did Drayton tell you," I asked.

"He hasn't called," Lee said.

Maybe McLane has been very busy lately, but I'm shocked that he hasn't called Lee. Lee has been carrying McLane's ballclub for almost two months, and you would think he would have deserved a call from McLane by now.

McLane forgets that players talk, and his silence with Lee so far will be heard quite loudly, if you get my drift.

Never attempt this kind of post without first checking to see if you've been out ferretted.

[MusicMan]

We want pravata on that wall, we need him on that wall

[austro]

Given the subject line, I thought you were referring to this gem: Carlos Lee's friends lift him in difficult time

Do you ever get the idea that JdJO may have been the kind of idiot child who ran around poking hornets' nests?

[pravata]

It gets worse, Ortiz is now blogging from the pre-surgery room at the hospital.

[Jacksonian]

We want pravata on that wall, we need him on that wall

Cabrera'd on a Cabrera.

[JaneDoe]

It gets worse, Ortiz is now blogging from the pre-surgery room at the hospital.

6 fractures and one extends into the joint.  Not good news.  Not good news at all.

[pravata]

Given the subject line, I thought you were referring to this gem: Carlos Lee's friends lift him in difficult time

I was quite shocked, however, that Drayton McLane had not called him as of 8 p.m. Saturday night.

Back of the envelope cypher'n, game started at 6:10 CT, it was a little after 7 by the 3rd inning.  The complaint is that Mclane hadn't called him by 8?   I've read elsewhere specifically that Mclane has talked to Cooper and to Wade about Lee.

[Towlie]

6 fractures and one extends into the joint.  Not good news.  Not good news at all.

Don't count Ortiz out! He still needs to mention the impending staph infection and how Lee's career may be over!

[Lurch]

6 fractures and one extends into the joint.  Not good news.  Not good news at all.

Just cut it off.  Problem solved. -- R. Lott

[JimR]

Just cut it off.  Problem solved. -- R. Lott

only if his last name were Alfonseca

[VirtualBob]

only if his last name were Alfonseca

Or Bobbit.

[pravata]

Just cut it off.  Problem solved. -- R. Lott

Lee May didnt have a thumb.  Carlos hangs the pinky off the bat end. [sark] He doesn't even need the digit to hit.[/sark]

[MusicMan]

Just cut it off.  Problem solved. -- R. Lott L. Bobbitt

FIFY

[VirtualBob]

FIFY  ??

Just cut it off.  Problem solved. -- R. Lott L. Bobbitt Cabrera

FIFY

Or Bobbit.

[Limey]

6 fractures and one extends into the joint.  Not good news.  Not good news at all.

I broke my leg in four places.  My doctor told me to stop going to those places.

[MusicMan]

Damnit!

[Jacksonian]

Damnit!

You've been Cabrera'd twice in the same thread.  Is that a record or do you need to go for three?

[MusicMan]

These things always come in threes.  Always.

[Jacksonian]

These things always come in threes.  Always.

Are you a black entertainer?

[Limey]

Are you a black entertainer?

Is Morgan Freeman out of hospital yet?

[Jacksonian]

Is Morgan Freeman out of hospital yet?

Has anyone ever seen Morgan Freeman and MusicMan in the same room?

[JaneDoe]

These things always come in threes.  Always.

Lame attempt at the Trifecta.

[Kent's Moustache]

We want pravata on that wall, we need him on that wall

You believe that, don't you, Danny? That I'm here to help you in any way I can?

[Jose Cruz III]

These things always come in threes.  Always.

I agree. After the first 2 BBGs beat me down I thought it was over and lo and behold here come the third mumbling unga bunga.

[Limey]

I agree. After the first 2 BBGs beat me down I thought it was over and lo and behold here come the third mumbling unga bunga.

Death by unga bunga!

[strosrays]

Lee May didnt have a thumb.  Carlos hangs the pinky off the bat end. [sark] He doesn't even need the digit to hit.[/sark]

This has probably already been posted somewhere, but in the interest of historical accuracy, it was Lee May's brother who was thumb-less.

[mihoba]

This has probably already been posted somewhere, but in the interest of historical accuracy, it was Lee May's brother who was thumb-less.

The only man in baseball history to have his birthdate on his uni.

[Outlawscotty]

The only man in baseball history to have his birthdate on his uni.

What means this?

[Bench]

What means this?

Jersey number was 17. Last name was May. Birthday was May 17. Jersey read May on the top and 17 in the middle.

[Outlawscotty]

Gotcha

[JimR]

Jersey number was 17. Last name was May. Birthday was May 17. Jersey read May on the top and 17 in the middle.

i thought Lee May (not Lee Maye) wore #23.

[Outlawscotty]

Carlos May

[JimR]

Carlos May

ok, got it.