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Ebby Calvin

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Caption Contest
« on: July 15, 2008, 07:52:00 pm »
This may be too easy....
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2008, 08:01:36 pm »
I had a Walt Garrison moment there.
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2008, 08:06:33 pm »
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2008, 08:25:15 pm »
Albert:  Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see things a lot clearer.

Lance:  Hey do you see that hot dog vendor over there, you know I've never had a yankee dog.  They sure do look good.  Do you think they are better than the one's in Milwalkee?  I doubt it but I should probably try a couple since its the last time and all.  Did I tell you about out last year, man I must've cooked up a hundred sausages, you know the good ones we get in New Braunfels, not the cheap ones you get at Wal-mart, no sir.....(Albert wanders back towards dugout almost instinctively at the mention of sausages)...hey Albert where ya goin?  You want me to get you one?  I will just in case you want it later or something....
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2008, 08:27:02 pm »
"Jew got any maign?"
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2008, 08:30:08 pm »
A: I jus' pucker up my arsehole like so, and LaRussa, 'e jus come up behine me and...are joo even listening?

L: Babe Ruth.  Baby Ruth.  Babe Ruth.  Baby Ruth. mmm...Baby Ruth.
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2008, 08:32:14 pm »
Remember that Barrett cat from Chee-cago?
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2008, 08:40:41 pm »
Quote from: ybbodeus on July 15, 2008, 08:32:14 pm
Remember that Barrett cat from Chee-cago?

I swear that old mans weiner is this big.
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2008, 08:42:47 pm »
"How did that go again? 'Prosper and live long?' Something like that. Damnit... Makes my fucking fingers hurt is how it goes..."
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2008, 09:11:25 pm »
Quote from: ybbodeus on July 15, 2008, 08:32:14 pm
Remember that Barrett cat from Chee-cago?

You mean this / this Michael Barrett?
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2008, 11:22:46 pm »
A: An' den, dat Miggy, 'e make a play dat ees juss... perfeccion, tu sabes?

L: *thinking* Miggy. Hey, Miggy rhymes with piggy. Miggy-piggy. Huh. I never thought of that before. Miggy, rhymes with piggy, which makes me think of... a pig. In a blanket. Hey, piggies in blankets.
*audibly* Hey, Al, you ever have piggies in blankets? I really like 'em, especially with Aunt Jemima syrup. You buy Aunt Jemima? Best syrup on the store shelf. We buy our syrup at H-E-B. They have the best deals, and Sam's Club is across the freeway, so I can get sunflower seeds in the bucket. But anyway, I like piggies in blankets. They're not bad at Denny's...
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2008, 11:57:18 pm »
ap
...so i look down, and right there
in la russa's hand, is his little tiny,
itsy bitsy, teensie tiny, ittie bitty...

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we were discussing our first
BASEBALL experience

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2008, 08:05:06 am »
"But lemme warn yous that this will be the size of your manhood if you take the stuff I am taking"
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2008, 11:30:05 am »
Pujols: "This is what a Brad Lidge slider looks like to everyone else..."
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2008, 12:03:41 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on July 16, 2008, 11:30:05 am
Pujols: "This is what a Brad Lidge slider looks like to everyone else..."

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2008, 01:04:19 pm »
Here's how to throw a circle change with one of my testicles.
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2008, 01:10:49 pm »
I swear, I was THEES close to landing the role of Sky in the "Mamma Mia" movie...
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2008, 02:41:27 pm »
"Dat Veronica Vaughan is one piece of ACE. I know from experience."
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2008, 02:42:49 pm »
Quote from: Kevin on July 16, 2008, 02:41:27 pm
"Dat Veronica Vaughan is one piece of ACE. I know from experience."

Lance: "No, you don't."
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2008, 02:54:50 pm »
Quote from: Kevin on July 16, 2008, 02:41:27 pm
"Dat Veronica Vaughan Tony LaRussa is one piece of ACE. I know from experience."

FIFY.
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