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Disgusted in Seattle
« on: June 05, 2008, 09:34:29 am »
last week, a lesbian complained that an usher at Safeco Field asked her to stop kissing her date because it was making another fan uncomfortable.

(one of the women) denied she and her date were groping each other, saying that along with eating garlic fries, they were giving each other brief kisses. Link

Eating garlic fries and kissing? Ew.  That’s a tough one to explain to the kids.

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Re: Disgusted in Seattle
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 09:39:52 am »
garlic fries?
maybe her date was the one complaining...
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Re: Disgusted in Seattle
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 09:40:12 am »
I figured you were referring to this
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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Re: Disgusted in Seattle
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 09:44:40 am »
I figured you were referring to this

explain that to the kids.

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Re: Disgusted in Seattle
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 09:46:38 am »
Technical difficulties.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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Re: Disgusted in Seattle
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2008, 09:50:18 am »
is the link to the story behind the tirade on sns somewhere?
i read that the gm and manager had the food, beer and towels removed
from the clubhouse and allowed reporters in immediately
following the loss...
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Re: Disgusted in Seattle
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2008, 10:27:04 am »
is the link to the story behind the tirade on sns somewhere?
i read that the gm and manager had the food, beer and towels removed
from the clubhouse and allowed reporters in immediately
following the loss...

Basically it was the entire season's worth of losing, now being the worse team in the MLB after expectation were that the acquisition of Bedard would make them the AL West favorite.  It all came to a head last night, so Bavasi (GM) ordered all the players to sit in their cubicles and face the media like men.  All of them complied except for Richie Sexson, who basically said "screw you".  While this was happening, McLaren was melting down in the press room with his post game comments.  And to top it off, the team president (don't remember his name) went off on the players and managers/coaches.

Tough times in Seattle.

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Re: Disgusted in Seattle
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2008, 03:33:11 pm »
Basically it was the entire season's worth of losing, now being the worse team in the MLB after expectation were that the acquisition of Bedard would make them the AL West favorite.  It all came to a head last night, so Bavasi (GM) ordered all the players to sit in their cubicles and face the media like men.  All of them complied except for Richie Sexson, who basically said "screw you".  While this was happening, McLaren was melting down in the press room with his post game comments.  And to top it off, the team president (don't remember his name) went off on the players and managers/coaches.

Tough times in Seattle.

Enough to keep one awake at night, even.
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Re: Disgusted in Seattle
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2008, 10:03:54 pm »
Basically it was the entire season's worth of losing, now being the worse team in the MLB after expectation were that the acquisition of Bedard would make them the AL West favorite.  It all came to a head last night, so Bavasi (GM) ordered all the players to sit in their cubicles and face the media like men.  All of them complied except for Richie Sexson, who basically said "screw you".  While this was happening, McLaren was melting down in the press room with his post game comments.  And to top it off, the team president (don't remember his name) went off on the players and managers/coaches.

Tough times in Seattle.

Sexson ought to shut his mouth and thank his lucky stars that he still draws a paycheck from the Mariners.  And, an embarrassingly oversized one, at that.
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Re: Disgusted in Seattle
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2008, 03:33:57 pm »
Sexson ought to shut his mouth and thank his lucky stars that he still draws a paycheck from the Mariners.  And, an embarrassingly oversized one, at that.

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