This is borderline reality show with this one, but it's an off day and looks like we're done bitching about Tim Purpura. But I'm sure that you haven't really released all that anger and hostility yet. So aim it at me if you'd like. I'm cool with it. Here is my offer to you for a vote:
1. Yes or No: remove the current banner motif to have absolutely no more Houston Astros on it? This way we can once and for all remove the jinx I have placed on the players. In this case Berkman and to a lesser extent Mr. Biggio. Or should I just leave everything as is and say "screw it, we're riding this mutha out!".
2. Suggestion: What should be on the banner instead? Scott Baio? Meatloaf? Nothing, just the name of the site? Or a huge honking steaming pile of... frito pie! You decide.
3. Punishment: For my sins of making Lance Berkman cry and summarily making the entire freaking Houston Astros organization cry, should I be punished by: frito pie consumption for a week? Watch Scott Baio's new show for a week or two? Eat meatloaf while listening the entire "Bat out of Hell" CD? Continue working on my landscape project in my backyard? I must warn you, the missus already voted and for the summer I am duty bound to finish what I started with the landscaping project. It's going to be really nice and I'm half way through. Nice garden motif with the possibility of a pond, maybe two.
Any way, just like those whack reality show, you get to vote so place your suggestions here as to what I should do.