Alkie
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« on: April 25, 2007, 06:01:20 PM » |
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Houston C. Biggio 2b C. Burke cf L. Berkman 1b C. Lee lf M. Ensberg 3b J. Lane rf A. Everett ss B. Ausmus c M. Albers p Pittsburgh C. Duffy cf J. Wilson ss F. Sanchez 2b J. Bay lf A. LaRoche 1b J. Bautista 3b B. Eldred rf R. Paulino c Z. Duke p
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MRaup
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The goddamn Germans ain't got nothin to do with it
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2007, 06:03:06 PM » |
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Houston C. Biggio 2b C. Burke cf L. Berkman 1b C. Lee lf M. Ensberg 3b J. Lane rf A. Everett ss B. Ausmus c M. Albers p Pittsburgh C. Duffy cf J. Wilson ss F. Sanchez 2b J. Bay lf A. LaRoche 1b J. Bautista 3b B. Eldred rf R. Paulino c Z. Duke p
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"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer." - Norm.
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Alkie
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2007, 06:04:13 PM » |
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Didn't think someone could make our lineup look less impressive, did you?
By the way, the Watch is on. I'm only about 150 posts (right now) away from 5,000. What happens when I cross that pathetic mark?
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Alkie
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2007, 06:07:02 PM » |
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For those of you that missed the pregame:
Zach Duke threw 7 IP of shutout ball against the Astros opening day (or something like that) and since has had an ERA of 487.12
Pat Maholm had never gone past the 5th inning before last night and brought down his career ERA to 12.25 after last night's shutout.
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Alkie
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2007, 06:07:40 PM » |
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Biggio makes an out. Score it "OU" if you're scoring at home.
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austro
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2007, 06:07:54 PM » |
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Didn't think someone could make our lineup look less impressive, did you?
By the way, the Watch is on. I'm only about 150 posts (right now) away from 5,000. What happens when I cross that pathetic mark?
Depends. Have you ever used steroids?
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California tumbles into the sea / That'll be the day I go / Back to Annandale
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matadorph
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2007, 06:09:04 PM » |
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is the crowd as small as DoRay says?
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Alkie
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2007, 06:09:06 PM » |
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Chris Burke just misses a double down the line on the first 3-2 pitch only to come back and walk.
1 out, 1--. Score that A-J-K-Q-10
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Alkie
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2007, 06:11:22 PM » |
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Lance Berkman, hitting righthanded, watches 2 getawayday strikes then smokes a double down the 1b line.
1 out. 1-3. Score it 10-4-good-buddy.
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Alkie
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2007, 06:12:34 PM » |
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Lee hits a sac fly to CF.
2 out. 1--. Score it LOL.
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matadorph
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2007, 06:12:41 PM » |
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Unbelievable. A run.
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Alkie
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2007, 06:14:34 PM » |
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Mo Berg with his ankle much better today smokes a goddamn ball that finds the 3B glove.
Kid eats popcorn, Brownie hits on him. Creepy.
1-- LOB. Score it MFMF.
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Alkie
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2007, 06:15:41 PM » |
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Ok, who wants PBP? I'm better at color. Plus, doing PBP means I miss most of the pitches while I type descriptions for no one.
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austro
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2007, 06:18:20 PM » |
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Plus, doing PBP means I miss most of the pitches while I type descriptions for no one.
Hey, I'm here. I appreciate your effort.
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California tumbles into the sea / That'll be the day I go / Back to Annandale
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Alkie
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2007, 06:19:15 PM » |
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
Albers deals to Duffy, a scrappy pain in the ass. After a long scrappy battle, Duffy pops up to Everett in shallow CF.
1 out. ---. Favorite food "eating the shit out of a dead man's ass." Next favorite "seconds."
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matadorph
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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2007, 06:20:31 PM » |
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Hey, I'm here. I appreciate your effort.
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matadorph
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2007, 06:22:09 PM » |
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Favorite food "eating the shit out of a dead man's ass." Next favorite "seconds."
5/5
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Alkie
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2007, 06:22:16 PM » |
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Jack Wilson, a scrappy pain in the ass battles hard and finally flies out to RF.
2 outs. ---. If he could be any tree, it would be "Rochester, it's beeeeeautiful."
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Alkie
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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2007, 06:24:11 PM » |
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Jose Bautista, who sucks, hits one up the box, which AE makes a nice play on. 6-3.
--- LOB. Favorite MLB Ballpark "COCK. VAGINA. WHAT?"
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Alkie
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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2007, 06:26:59 PM » |
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Jason Lane, a real man, grounds out fucking weakly to SS but is inexplicably safe. Wilson charged with error for pulling 1B off the base. Incredible.
0 out. 1--. Score it WTF.
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