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I really thought JFS meant just fucking score, now I see it for what it is.

Jesus Fucking Saves is what I came up with. A little edgy for an evangelical, yes, but they play live godrock at some of their services these days so I guess you never know.

Anyway, outSTANding day for Necktown sports. Astros beat a quality opponent, Nexans beat a quality opponent, Cowboys lose decisively to the second worst team in the NFL. OutSTANdiner'n hell.
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That was such a beautiful sound of that home run by Carlos.
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Also, Joe Fucking Smith

I really thought JFS meant just fucking score, now I see it for what it is.

Good call.
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Stellar pitching from the Astros.

JV was not at his most dominating but he was smart and gutty.
The bullpen was nails. Best I remember Smith this year.
Sanchez was locked in and James struck him out twice.

Also, Joe Fucking Smith
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He has to be very stupid to go on TV with his face looking like that.

Sammy Sosa is his makeup artist.
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Stellar pitching from the Astros.

JV was not at his most dominating but he was smart and gutty.
The bullpen was nails. Best I remember Smith this year.
Sanchez was locked in and James struck him out twice.

Sanchez looked like dogshit all night. The missed strike call was Tuckeresque.
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Arod just called Correa Beltran.  He really is stupid.
He has to be very stupid to go on TV with his face looking like that.
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Bad time to lose the fuckin wifi, I will have to watch the last couple of innings on arrival. We needed that win, I had a premonition Carlos was going to win it in the previous frame, so apparently I don't have esp.

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When they come back they're going to interview Astros outfielder Gerry Springer.
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Arod just called Correa Beltran.  He really is stupid.

He is unlistenably stupid.

If your former team is in it, you shouldn't be on the broadcast anyway, but he's just an absolute dumpster fire no matter what team it is.
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