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18001
Talk Zone / Re: Impatience and the other thing
« on: August 25, 2009, 04:52:58 pm »
What exactly does McTaggert mean here with the phrase "the immediate future of the franchise (is) uncertain"?  Am I missing something?

No. McTaggart is. This is a bidness, and McLane will run it like one.

18002
Talk Zone / Re: Taras Bulba's Astros @ Cardinals Preview Now Posted
« on: August 25, 2009, 03:16:38 pm »
Way to work it Taras.

18003
Talk Zone / Re: Impatience and the other thing
« on: August 25, 2009, 12:36:01 pm »
All I expect out of a player is professionalism, which includes understanding where he stands in conjunction with where the organization is at a given point in time. In my view, Roy's sounding like a crybaby who's about to step into an ant pile.

18004
Talk Zone / Re: Gas CAn Pitched Today
« on: August 25, 2009, 12:32:09 pm »
Billy the Neck needs to remember that he, yes, even he, is subject to the cruelty of Father Time. he should be appreciative of still being in the big leagues. See Plesac, Dan.

18005
Talk Zone / Re: Off Day 8/24/2009
« on: August 24, 2009, 05:49:14 pm »
Today is one and there is one.

http://www.spikesnstars.com/2009/08/24/what-is-left-to-say/

Please be warned, it's a rambling mess.

I found it entertaining and timely (for once). But Zipp, you know I love to fuck with you. You rock!

18006
Talk Zone / Gas CAn Pitched Today
« on: August 24, 2009, 03:02:39 pm »
One inning; two strikeouts. Is he BoSox bound?

18007
Beer and Queso / Re: N'Awlins Repawt
« on: August 24, 2009, 01:09:37 pm »
I once walked to Camelia Grill straight from F&M Patio Bar at 8:00 a.m., loaded out of my mind. All's I know is that I must have bought breakfast for the house given what I spent in there, none of which I remember due to an appalling amount of a scotch and xanax cocktail. I didn't get kicked out though. Strange, since I've been shown the door in lesser estabs.

18008
Talk Zone / Re: No Trivia Today
« on: August 24, 2009, 01:05:07 pm »
My heartfelt best wishes to you.  As someone who's recently been through this (albeit, luckily, sans offspring), I can tell you that it's a roller coaster of emotions, but it does get better.  Feel free to PM me if you need to chat.

Same here, WD. Having done it twice, both with and without offspring (honk if you've ever been married to Mr. Happy), I'm a vet. Eat, Drink and Remarry.

18009
Talk Zone / Re: The first inning
« on: August 24, 2009, 01:02:38 pm »
I can only speak for myself, but I found first innings of games started an adventure in one act. You go over the hitters and the hitting charts/tendencies and plan a pitch sequence for the first trip up to the plate for each hitter. I rarely had command of all pitches at the same time, so the game plan inevitably got altered by the count.

I would have been better off planning on just throwing my two seamer and splitter in the first inning, because that's what I could command most of the time, saving the circle and the curve for later AB's. But the game plan included all four pitches.

The first inning scoring stats noted above don't surprise me in the least. Hitters know that pitchers are told to throw strikes and get ahead, so lots of hitters sit dead red on pitch number one.

18010
Talk Zone / Re: Catcher for 2010
« on: August 24, 2009, 12:52:29 pm »
Cooper spends half his laudatory quote explaining Coste's positives in a negative way (he's no I-Rod or Q, but he does do this), and the other half explaining Coste's negatives intricately and in detail.

If I'm Coste, I'm thinking, "Gee, thanks, skipper."

Cooper is obviously one of those people who simply can't give an unqualified compliment.

18011
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: diamondbacks at ASTROS 8.23.09
« on: August 23, 2009, 01:54:39 pm »
The other umpires don't even like Angel Hernandez.

18012
Talk Zone / Re: Catcher for 2010
« on: August 23, 2009, 01:52:25 pm »
I think the most a catcher can do most of the time is not fuck up the ump's perception of a good pitch.  There have been a few guys along the way who maybe could consistently catch pitches off the plate and make the ump think they were strikes, but in my opinion that talent is far less common than some fans think.

In other words, it is far more common for a catcher to lose borderline calls for his pitcher by screwing around back there than it is for a catcher to influence an ump into calling a borderline pitch a strike he might not have been inclined to anyway.

Lopez was never thought of as a good defensive catcher, he was far more valued for his offense.  What he did do was not try to impose himself on the action behind the plate too much by jumping around back there, or half-ass backhanding balls in the dirt, or jumping out to fake or actually throw the ball behind runners on base between pitches.  He had three HOF pitchers out there, the best thing he could do was not try to be too flashy or super aggressive and fuck things up.  Glavine, Smoltz and Maddux threw the pitches, hit the locations consistently, etc.  They deserve 90% of the credit.  Give Lopez 10% for having the sense to sit back and let them do their thing, and for allowing the ump to feel comfortable calling most of their borderline pitches strikes.

I think the idea the ATL staff got special preference by umps is overblown.  That was just an incredibly rare convergence of HOF pitchers in one place at one time.  Any pitcher who isn't wild and who locates his pitches consistently on the edge of or just off the plate over time is going to get the benefit of the doubt from any umpire.  Atlanta happened to have three guys like that at the same time.

I couldn't have said this any better myself, so I won't. Pitchers who can paint get some breaks.

18013
Talk Zone / Re: Catcher for 2010
« on: August 23, 2009, 10:27:27 am »
I agree with Noe and HH. I hated catchers who lunged at the ball. A catcher has to be a diplomat and a psychologist for the umpire.

18014
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: arizona at houston 8.22.09
« on: August 23, 2009, 10:03:44 am »
Kevin Eschnfldr asked Jim Wynn if he played fantasy foolball, Wynn replied, "No, I don't even play fantasy baseball."

The Jimmy Wynn I knew in New Orleans barely knew the players on his own roster.

18015
Talk Zone / Re: No Trivia Today
« on: August 23, 2009, 10:01:04 am »
Having been a veteran of two divorces, both of which were my fault, my only pieces of advice are (1) be easy on yourself for a while-this is a major change and is very stressful and (2) never speak ill of the mom to the children. I wish that someone had given me this advice.

18016
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: arizona at houston 8.22.09
« on: August 22, 2009, 06:40:30 pm »
Beer goggles obscured the view.

18017
Talk Zone / Armando Benitez
« on: August 22, 2009, 04:58:08 pm »
is headed to RR per Wade in an mlb.com article.

18018
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« on: August 21, 2009, 09:18:17 pm »
Overe under on Valverde's batters: 5

18019
Talk Zone / Re: extra ticket
« on: August 21, 2009, 09:16:52 pm »
What's the over-under on Valverde hitters? I vote 5.

18020
Beer and Queso / Re: N'Awlins Repawt
« on: August 21, 2009, 01:18:05 pm »
I always liked the cajun burger at Fat Harry's: They knead together ground beef and hot sausage into one patty. Great hangover grub, with cheese fries.

18021
Talk Zone / Re: Sampson
« on: August 21, 2009, 12:34:38 pm »
Sampson shut have been shut down after the first DL trip, IMO.

18022
Beer and Queso / Re: N'Awlins Repawt
« on: August 20, 2009, 01:53:16 pm »
Liuzza's was one of my old stomping grounds. Draw one!

18023
Talk Zone / Re: What IS Wrong With Coop?
« on: August 19, 2009, 02:22:56 pm »
Not only will Coop finish the year, he will be back next year and is more likely than not to be offered another contract extension.
Source?

18024
Beer and Queso / Re: N'Awlins Repawt
« on: August 19, 2009, 01:45:53 pm »
I love Domelise's.  Also, the spicy sausage there is fantastic.

I agree. Can't beat Miss Dot's spicy sausage.

18025
Talk Zone / Re: What IS Wrong With Coop?
« on: August 19, 2009, 01:16:48 pm »
Let me ask you.   Do you REALLY believe this?   Because if so, I want to know how a man with this attribute was hired to run one of the major league baseball clubs of America.

I believe it. Wholeheartedly. See, Williams, Ted.

18026
Talk Zone / Re: Cooper/Bagwell/Biggio
« on: August 17, 2009, 04:51:06 pm »
BudGirl posed an interesting question that I'd be curious to hear thoughts on in one of the Sunday trivia threads... How, if at all, would having clubhouse leadership like Bagwell/Biggio have changed how things have gone down under Cooper this year? Could 5/7 have made up for Cooper's leadership lackings?

In my opinion, it would have made a difference only if 5/7 could go straight to McLane and tell him that Cooper has to go.

18027
Talk Zone / Re: My Prediction
« on: August 16, 2009, 05:40:43 pm »
There is no defending Cooper.

In spite of Cooper, the 2009 edition of the Houston Astros have found their level. I only hope Ed Wade will be allowed to supply whoever he replaces Cooper with, a better starting five, or the next guy is going to have problems winning games as well.

I agree with this. You can't make chicken out of chicken shit.

18028
Talk Zone / Re: Tejada welcomes a move to 3B
« on: August 16, 2009, 09:30:22 am »
i would do this in a heartbeat.

Me too. Tejada is a ballplayer who loves the game.

18029
Talk Zone / Re: My Prediction
« on: August 15, 2009, 08:55:44 pm »
I liked how Moehler was pressing Cooper to go back out in the sixth inning. That's a sure fire sign of a lack of respect by the players. FWIW, I hope that Limey is right.

18030
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Brewers, Saturday, August 15, 2009
« on: August 15, 2009, 08:53:26 pm »
Mercifully, this one is over.

18031
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Brewers, Saturday, August 15, 2009
« on: August 15, 2009, 08:04:45 pm »
Cooper to bring in Byrdak.

18032
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Brewers, Saturday, August 15, 2009
« on: August 15, 2009, 07:33:43 pm »
This is a critical inning if we're to have any chance.

18033
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Brewers, Saturday, August 15, 2009
« on: August 15, 2009, 07:28:59 pm »
I'm also driving to work and have had enough DoRay, thank you.

DoRay are just awful. I refuse to listen any more.

18034
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Brewers, Saturday, August 15, 2009
« on: August 15, 2009, 07:17:55 pm »
I'm just watchinbg the game.

18035
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Brewers, Saturday, August 15, 2009
« on: August 15, 2009, 06:57:16 pm »
Moehler is very hittable.

18036
Talk Zone / Re: MLB goes exclusive with Topps
« on: August 15, 2009, 03:22:02 pm »
you see, this is how you get people not only to talk to you, but also to listen to you. you're not trolling for once.

Agreed. I actually read and enjoyed Phililp's take on that.

18037
Talk Zone / Re: Smoltz and Jason Giambi
« on: August 14, 2009, 01:34:43 pm »
It hurts to say this, but...

18038
Talk Zone / Re: Smoltz and Jason Giambi
« on: August 14, 2009, 10:53:01 am »
I don't mean to be a dick but all of this is about as funny as working in 'Houston, You Have a Problem.'

So quit being a dick.

18039
Talk Zone / Re: Sampson to RR
« on: August 14, 2009, 10:46:18 am »
i thought Cooper left Sampson out there twisting in the wind last night. now he gets sent down. i hate to even think this, but i believe he retaliated against Sampson for his comments.

I think that you're right. Cooper had been exhibiting a pretty quick hook against Sampson previous to last night's "outing."

18040
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 13, 2009
« on: August 13, 2009, 06:57:48 pm »
From what I can see tonight, Hampton is doing well. He made a bad 3-2 pitch to Cantu, who hit it a mile. But other than that, he's got some dip in his sinker. Hopefully, he can give us six quality innings.

18041
Beer and Queso / Re: PGA Championship
« on: August 13, 2009, 04:21:55 pm »
Fuckers are charging $2 for their iPhone app.  Grrrr.

There's an app for your righteous anger.

18042
Talk Zone / Re: Pinwheel summarizes everything wrong with today's media
« on: August 13, 2009, 04:20:41 pm »
I'd like to think that at least the pitching coach is watching how a young guy like Norris is working, rather than his pitch count.
I don't know much about Dewey Robinson, but I'd have to think that he was watching Norris pitch, not just a pitch count. Now, as for Cooper, I have no idea what he thinks about, because he and I disagree over baseball strategy in general.

18043
Talk Zone / Re: Pinwheel summarizes everything wrong with today's media
« on: August 13, 2009, 04:15:09 pm »
the only way i'd agree that 5 was enough is if Norris said to someone that he had nothing left.

caveat: i was not watching the game--was just following it on my BB.

I was watching him. He was a trooper, but I think that JD also noticed him laboring. I think that to have tried to have gotten six out of him would have been a real tall order.

18044
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 13, 2009
« on: August 13, 2009, 04:12:13 pm »
These constant lineup changes surely have to be getting Wade/Smith's attention.

18045
Talk Zone / Re: Smoltz and Jason Giambi
« on: August 13, 2009, 04:10:26 pm »
No, no.    Mechanics schmechanics.   It's all about that homerun Pujols hit 4 yrs ago.  Ruined the man.  Broken psyche, without question. 

Without a doubt.

18046
Talk Zone / Re: Pinwheel summarizes everything wrong with today's media
« on: August 13, 2009, 04:08:52 pm »

 However, I didn't have a problem with him pulling Norris last night when he did. The youngster looked gassed. Early in the 5th Deshaies said he would hope Norris could give Cooper 6 tonight but towards the end of the inning he changed his tune saying "surely this will be his last inning."  BTW, I thought he did a pretty damn good job of competing. I've nothing in him to indicate he isn't mentally tough. Is keeping him out another inning a way to make him tougher and build more endurance? Probably so. It was his decision to make and he made it. I didn't question it, perhaps because it was their star pupil.

In my opinion, he was done. Command wasn't good and looked as if he was laboring. I'm actually glad that he gave us five last night. He competed his ass off to do that.

18047
Beer and Queso / Re: Guitar legend Les Paul dies at age 94
« on: August 13, 2009, 01:23:33 pm »
A big loss to the music world and to those of use who simply love music.

18048
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 12, 2009
« on: August 13, 2009, 01:22:38 pm »
he pitches well most of the time. wrong whipping boy.

As usual, you are correct. Brydak has been a servicable pitcher. I just don't have a lot of faith in him. Of course, I don't have a lot of faith in Sampson either.

18049
Talk Zone / Re: Pinwheel summarizes everything wrong with today's media
« on: August 13, 2009, 01:01:33 pm »
that's the spirit!

You do know that you are the reason why I changed my SnS name, don't you? You bitched about me always bitching, and I realized that you were right. So it was time to turn over a new leaf.

18050
Talk Zone / Re: Pinwheel summarizes everything wrong with today's media
« on: August 13, 2009, 10:09:36 am »
What's with people grumbling today?  Astros won last night.  We should all be sunshine happy today.

I'm Happy today. But wait, I'm Happy everyday.

18051
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 12, 2009
« on: August 13, 2009, 02:17:31 am »
Brydak to Mr. Happy:

"Bite me"

Carry on.

Mr. Happy to Byrdak:

"If you'd pitch like you did tonight most of the time, I wouldn't bitch about you."

18052
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 12, 2009
« on: August 12, 2009, 07:51:53 pm »
It's now 13-3 on an error by Ramirez (should have been on the first baseman).

18053
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 12, 2009
« on: August 12, 2009, 07:08:23 pm »
Very nice to see Norris work his way out of that jam.

He had to do it all himself. Blue wasn't helping at all.

18054
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 12, 2009
« on: August 12, 2009, 07:06:27 pm »
This HPU is tough too.

18055
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 12, 2009
« on: August 12, 2009, 06:43:14 pm »
Mr. Bourn again with a knock.

18056
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 12, 2009
« on: August 12, 2009, 04:12:10 pm »
crazy Tinkering Coop.

He's not tinkering, he's feeling it. More like tinkling.

18057
Talk Zone / Re: McTaggart Tweets
« on: August 12, 2009, 03:27:01 pm »
Just had a conversation with someone here at work regarding Cooper.  He was saying that it really didn't matter the rest of the season if Cooper finishes it out.  I disagreed because it seems like every player Cooper is managing ends up on the DL or pretty close to it.

You are of course correct, my good lady.

18058
Talk Zone / Re: Milwaukee Roster Changes
« on: August 12, 2009, 01:18:25 pm »
Interesting. You always hear the tired "can't fire the players" platitude when a coach gets shitcanned. Turns out you can do both.

Who'd a thunk it? Hall's been suckitude for awhile now.

18059
Talk Zone / Re: last nights game
« on: August 12, 2009, 01:14:11 pm »
It might be appropriate for the regatta, possibly even for evening croquet, but it is entirely unsuitable for the links.

For golf attire, see Czervik, Al.

18060
Talk Zone / Re: Milwaukee Roster Changes
« on: August 12, 2009, 01:09:36 pm »
This was the dude's first year as pitching coach. Melvin ditched him without accepting some of the blame that he left him shit to work with after Sabathia and Sheets were gone.

18061
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 12, 2009, 11:42:45 am »
It says a lot when a guy can drop his bat on strike 3 (that was 6 inches outside, which hasn't been and wasn't at any other point of a game a strike), turn around, and blatantly question the strike zone for a solid couple of minutes before the HP ump tell him that's enough. Dude either is completely clueless or knew he was sucking it up.

Yep. I thought that Blummer was going to get run.

18062
Talk Zone / Re: last nights game
« on: August 12, 2009, 11:40:39 am »
the game last night seemed to stand for the way this whole season is playing out. the astros start out behind and build up momentum only to fail in the end. i know the team is made up of professional athletes, but at what point do the loses piling up start to grind. i love the astros and plan to attend a game soon. this time instead of buying tickets off line i plan to walk up and avoid paying the charges and taxes.

I thought that we scored the first run last night. Oh well, she's on a roll.

18063
Talk Zone / Re: Scully expecting to work one more season
« on: August 12, 2009, 09:40:59 am »
Scully is obviously not for everyone, but I think that for at least three innings of every game, he simultaneously broadcasts radio and television, hence his style.

18064
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 10:19:49 pm »
Okay, what is the over/under that Cooper calls this "the worse loss of the year!" (just like the 40 other times he's said the same thing)

The odds are 1-1.

18065
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 10:15:05 pm »
"I'm glad I wasn't pitching tonight.  I'd given up 11 runs and gotten ejected."

Priceless. Why is he bringing in Arias with the bases juiced?

18066
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 10:12:13 pm »
I love JD.  NTTAWWT!

He's a real jem.

18067
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 10:03:46 pm »
he didn't need to bunt. WW didn't pay attention.

18068
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:59:20 pm »
.228 going into tonight

With that sparkling .271 OBP.

18069
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:54:25 pm »
Matsui sucks left-handed.

18070
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:48:24 pm »
I'm not sure he didn't beat the tag. The throw was great and beat the runner by ten feet, but it looked like Pudge was late getting the tag down.

Who cares, let's score some runs.

He was safe in my judgment.

18071
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:41:59 pm »
So, a new coaching opportunity opens up?

Who knows?

18072
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:39:17 pm »

18073
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:31:03 pm »
Ed Romero is either gagged or incompetent.

18074
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:28:15 pm »
he could still put Erstad in the outfield, Blum on 1B and Kepp on 3B.  I don't mind not switching out Pence, as they might need a big fly later and Lee was already gone.

You're obviously drinking, my good man. Too predictable or obvious for that baseball genius Cooper.

18075
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:24:09 pm »
We've got an infielder playing LF in a tie game. Why PH Michaels? Why didn't he double switch Pence, who made the last out? God Damnit.

18076
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:21:03 pm »
Because Byrdak is a good pitcher.

He's not bad, but with the heart of their order comind up, I'd have gone with Valverde.

18077
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:18:10 pm »
Why is Byrdak in this game?

18078
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:17:16 pm »
Pence with the tailor-made DP.  He is KILLING this team.  But let's order up another round of Hunter's Lodge t-shirts!!

He's officially Mr. Rollover.

18079
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:15:54 pm »
Fucking twin killing.

18080
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 08:39:05 pm »
ump handled that well

I agree. If he'd only do as consistent a job with the K zone.

18081
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 08:25:35 pm »
That was all Miggy could do.

I thought that it was a pretty heads up play.

18082
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 08:18:43 pm »
Looking for a splitter now.

18083
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 08:14:43 pm »
Fulchino may not be up to this task. But come on Jeff!

18084
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 08:07:59 pm »
Roy's throwing hard but he seems to be laboring more now. Six innings is a lot to expect from him tonight.

Yep. Think he's about done for the night.

18086
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 07:39:03 pm »
Their manager is an idiot too, unless he's making a double switch.

18087
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 07:36:47 pm »
They have an idiot in CF.

18088
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 07:33:50 pm »
El Caballo has to be the most ironic nickname for Carlos Lee ever.

What's the Spanish word for truck?

18089
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 07:30:36 pm »
I do feel for this pitcher. He's got no command. he hit the opposing pitcher on an 0-2 and flubbed a bunt. But let's bury him boys.

18090
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 07:24:09 pm »
Pence's bumbling slide into second with two outs, after being fooled that a throw was coming in.

Did you see Pudge screaming at him when he was on 2B? I distinctly read the word "bullshit" on his lips.

18091
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 07:03:22 pm »
fuckinshit!

The offense is going to have to pick up Roy tonight.

18092
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 07:01:23 pm »
Roy doesn't look too good right now.

18093
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 06:56:55 pm »
Pence got lucky. Brownie called it an excellent play. JD got it right and said that Pence was fooled by the ball.

18094
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 11, 2009
« on: August 11, 2009, 06:19:29 pm »
Aug 11, 2009: Same lineup used on consecutive days.  Mark it down.

Roy needs to be the Stopper today.

Sacre bleu! Roy indeed needs to give us all he's got today.

18095
Talk Zone / Re: McTaggart Tweets
« on: August 11, 2009, 03:20:44 pm »
Morgan documents it all in his book, pages 247 to 251. It's great, comedic, tragic, ironic.

Joe Morgan was lucky to still be playing baseball at that time in his career. What a prick.

18096
Talk Zone / Re: McTaggart Tweets
« on: August 11, 2009, 02:17:29 pm »
Harry the Hat. Unfortunately, he is probably not available.

If we're going to go to the ouija board, I say bring back the Lip.

18097
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 09:07:20 pm »
Predictable ending.

18098
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 09:06:17 pm »

18099
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 08:58:47 pm »
My pain meds are kicking in... kinda.

Hopefully, you'll get some relief shortly.

18100
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 08:51:57 pm »
must be the kool-aid

You silly kids. My night meds are kicking in.

18101
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 08:41:22 pm »
What is this BS about the Big 12 being America's toughest conference?

18102
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 08:36:51 pm »
WTF was Pence running for?

18103
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 08:30:21 pm »
Looks like Sampson is here for the duration too. Mr. Happy is gonna be Mr. Un-Happy.

I'll get over it.

18104
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 08:18:39 pm »
I've seen enough of Sampson.

18105
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 07:52:02 pm »
he's lucky they didn't get hurt.  i was on the phone and started yelling at pence.  drives me absolutely batty.

Calm down BG. Don't want to have a heart attack.

18106
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 07:39:47 pm »
Maybe he needs to play more chess.

If he was calling for the ball when the CF was calling for it, then he doesn't know how to play a corner OF.

18107
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 07:32:25 pm »
I braced for impact.  That could have been ugly.  I'm sure they'll chat about it in the dugout.  Bourn appeared to be calling him off all the way to the catch.

It's Bourn's ball and call all the way. Pence is an idiot.

18108
Talk Zone / Re: Confirmed: Season not over
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:49:09 pm »
multiple choice and you still got it wrong.

cut it out and answer.

Okay, you got me. I'd take Collins in a heartbeat. He was just insufferable for the players, but I don't remember questioning as many of his moves as I do Cooper's.

18109
Talk Zone / Re: Confirmed: Season not over
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:37:18 pm »
multiple choice and you still got it wrong.

Hey, I didn't know that you were grading it.

18110
Beer and Queso / Re: TFLN
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:33:05 pm »
I've felt this way before...

(406): someone owes me an orgasm

18111
Talk Zone / Re: Confirmed: Season not over
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:32:11 pm »
which begs the question.

who would you rather have as manager collins or cooper?

Hal Lanier, actually.

18112
Beer and Queso / Re: TFLN
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:25:23 pm »
(703): how do you have sooo much energy?
(571): billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when I ordered some oxiclean last week


ETA:  That's not directed at you, Mr Happy, or anyone else.  It's just my favourte TFLN on today's list.

You should know me better than that. No offense even considered, Limey my good man.

18113
Talk Zone / Re: Confirmed: Season not over
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:24:18 pm »
You're a hopeless optimist.  And I agree.  Cards and Cubs have daemons of their own.  I'm going to enjoy watching what this team can do, regardless.

Hey, we've lived through and survived much much worse.

18114
Talk Zone / Re: at the end of this season
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:23:16 pm »
Footer explained it as "I won't use you 'til Saturday except in case of emergency." I guess Hampton coming out after two counts as an emergency.

Footer is carrying Cooper's water for him, which is exactly what I was afraid of when she went in house. She's been somewhat critical of him in her tweets, but the Bazardo handling was absolute managerial malpractice.

18115
Talk Zone / Re: Confirmed: Season not over
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:21:34 pm »
Call me a hopeless optimist, but I think that this team has one more run in it.  I think that Berkman's return will dramatically improve the offense.  And I think that a rotation with Oswalt, Wandy, and even Norris and Moehler can win a lot of games.

I think that you're right. The Cubs are sputtering and Zambrano's on the shelf. The only problem is the amped-up Co-Ardinals.

18116
Talk Zone / Re: McTaggart Tweets
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:20:24 pm »
Coop will place him based on his production the last 3 weeks.  "I just haven't seen him show me he can move the base runners over for almost a month.  We need him driving in runs and he's just not getting it done.  The good news, though, is he's not made any errors in the field."

I can easily see Cooper saying that.

18117
Beer and Queso / Re: TFLN
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:18:33 pm »
(703): how do you have sooo much energy?
(571): billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when I ordered some oxiclean last week

Ouch.

18118
Talk Zone / Re: McTaggart Tweets
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:17:41 pm »
What he might be surprised about, is his place in the lineup.  But then I think that's a daily occurrence for hitters on Coop's team.

What's the over-under on him hitting seventh?

18119
Talk Zone / Re: Confirmed: Season not over
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:17:06 pm »
Even with Coop?

Cooper's here for the duration. Get over it.

18120
Beer and Queso / Re: TFLN
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:16:24 pm »
That one struck me as well, but I wouldn't admit it in public.
whoops.

I ain't proud. Fuck, you guys and gals know my name and about my fucked up life, which often spilled over into this place and its predecessors.

18121
Beer and Queso / Re: TFLN
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:10:28 pm »
This is one I especially liked from today's offerings:

Quote
(334): Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Quote

18122
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:08:37 pm »
Cooper is bound and gagged in the trainer's room. Clark made out this lineup.

I'll buy that. But then again...

18123
Talk Zone / Re: Wanna see some bush league bullshit?
« on: August 10, 2009, 04:07:40 pm »
controversial srike three call on Howard the inning before that got the Phils all riled up. residual from that, i'll bet.

That and they probably felt that their pitcher wasn't getting the same calls.

18124
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Marlins, August 10, 2009
« on: August 10, 2009, 03:45:26 pm »
He at least has Pence hitting around the right spot-sixth. I'll give him some credit, even if it was only a random thought on his part.

18125
Talk Zone / Re: Wanna see some bush league bullshit?
« on: August 10, 2009, 03:43:59 pm »
How do you see the CF and not the shortstop standing behind home plate looking toward CF.

Watch the video. Rollins was just as demonstrative as Victorino.

I saw the video. You asked a question. I was simply offering a possible explanation. I don't know why he didn't run Rollins.

18126
Talk Zone / Re: Wanna see some bush league bullshit?
« on: August 10, 2009, 02:57:03 pm »
So why didn't Eddie eject Rollins for doing the exact same thing?

Maybe he didn't see Rollins, but he saw Victorino.

18127
thanks one and all. (well those with good intentions) anyhow spent the day with my three lovely daughters one granddaughter and grandson in making
cant think of anything better

Sounds like a wonderful day. There's nothing like family.

18128
Talk Zone / Re: at the end of this season
« on: August 10, 2009, 02:18:11 pm »
Hell, they might go with Wright as the starter for all we know.

Hell yeah! He's all stretched out now, right?

18129
Beer and Queso / Re: Billy Mays...dead?
« on: August 10, 2009, 02:15:32 pm »
IIRC, when he signed his multi-million dollar bonus, his parents quit their jobs and just started hanging out with him, full-time; on the pretense of 'protecting him' from all the evils of the world.

Waking up every morning in a hotel room with my parents, when I'm 21 or 22 and a multi-millionaire - that alone would drive me to drugs.

Assuming that you are correct, I'd have been driven to whores and the needle just trying to run from my free-loading parents.

18130
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: A fucked up lineup vs MIL
« on: August 10, 2009, 02:10:37 pm »
i agree that the fans could not know that Cooper once again lost his mind.

i also agree that one should NEVER boo the home team and rarely boo anyone.

Never boo. Period.

18131
Talk Zone / Re: Wanna see some bush league bullshit?
« on: August 10, 2009, 01:55:40 pm »
Sounds like Victorino agrees with you about Rapuano, generally. I have to come out of the dugout when you go after him - he's on my fantasy team. Apologies in advance if I wind up kicking dirt on your shoes, it's just business.

Dude. No offense taken. I like the way that he plays.

18132
Talk Zone / Re: Confirmed: Season not over
« on: August 10, 2009, 01:54:13 pm »
Call me a sucker or a hopeless optimist. It's not over 'til the last game is played. And the team is in the race 'til mathematically eliminated. That's why I like the Wild Card.

That's the spirit! I feel the same way, although I share MM's feeling about where we'll end up and think that we ultimately will tread water at best.

18133
Talk Zone / Re: Elias rankings
« on: August 10, 2009, 01:52:54 pm »
Budgetary issues.  I laid my thinking out earlier in this thread.

I think that you're right in your thinking. Budgetary issues are going to inform the FA market again in my opinion.

18134
Talk Zone / Re: Wanna see some bush league bullshit?
« on: August 10, 2009, 01:50:57 pm »
"I've got to hold myself accountable," Victorino said following the Phillies' 12-3 loss. "It's not something that you should be doing, but I've done it 1,000 times this year. It's not the first time -- and I'm not trying to show anybody up. Just things got built up from the half-inning before that, and it's just one of those things I let my emotions get the best of me."

...

Victorino apologized to Bako for their encounter and hugged Werth for having to enter the game.

Through the media, he also apologized to Rapuano.

"I love the guy," Victorino said. "That's why I think I'm more upset. He's just one of those guys you can play [around] with and have fun with on the field. I mean that sincerely. That's why I think it's more frustrating to me that it was him that got my first ejection from a Major League baseball game."


LINK

Victorino sounds much more contrite in writing. I've heard really good things about Rapuano from my friend who umpired in the NL around the time that Rapuano came up. We used to spend a fair amount of time with the AAA umpires when they came through NO (Phil Cuzzi immediately comes to mind) and with the NL umpires when he was still umpiring.

18135
Talk Zone / Re: Wanna see some bush league bullshit?
« on: August 10, 2009, 01:38:19 pm »
My immediate reaction was to jump down Rapuano's throat too. However, we all know that there are two sides to every story. Victorino convinced me in his post-run antics and in his post-game interview about the incident that he is a punk. Victorino hadd probably been chirping for some time.

The umpires can't have a lunatic screaming at them from out in centerfield. You can't get personal with the umpires ("you" is the magic word that will get you run), and you certainly can't show them up. The Phillies were getting their asses whipped and in the process of being broomed, and they weren't hitting at all, so tensions were probably high in the dugout.

18136
Talk Zone / Re: Trying to figure out what it is about this woman
« on: August 09, 2009, 07:47:00 am »
I like Moonlight Graham.

18137
Talk Zone / Re: Norris Performance
« on: August 09, 2009, 07:45:53 am »
For young pitchers, it can be a mixture of confidence and mechanics.  Which comes first is anyone's guess.  The kid tries to do too much to prove he's worthy of staying in the bigs, compromises mechanics and loses confidence.  Paulino has the stuff to be a major leaguer, but he has to work through the loss of confidence in his pitches and trust that he can throw a slider for strikes along with get guys out with a better than average major league fastball.

It's about knowing how to pitch for that kid now and not so much if he is a major league talent.

I think that you are correct. He definitely has a command problem. It also appears that he doesn't trust his stuff so he gets behind sometimes and has to come into the happy zone. He's had a problem finishing off hitters. He gets to two strikes pretty well. It's that third one that has been eluding him.

18138
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: A fucked up lineup vs MIL
« on: August 08, 2009, 07:33:54 pm »
Not exactly doing the managers part to give Bazardo a good initial appearance.

Cooper is a rookie killer.

18139
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: A fucked up lineup vs MIL
« on: August 08, 2009, 07:30:29 pm »
Cooper said Bazardo wasn't available today then used him.

Yep. Then took him out after he clearly only got warm.

18140
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: A fucked up lineup vs MIL
« on: August 08, 2009, 07:25:08 pm »
Bazardo threw 41 pitches in that frame, and just 20 strikes.

18141
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: A fucked up lineup vs MIL
« on: August 08, 2009, 07:19:17 pm »
For those who give a shit, it's 8-1 Brew Crew.

18142
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: A fucked up lineup vs MIL
« on: August 08, 2009, 07:18:20 pm »
Bazardo wasn't ready, he's just getting warm.

You could say that.

18143
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: A fucked up lineup vs MIL
« on: August 08, 2009, 07:12:21 pm »
Over/under on how many more runs Coop allows before he goes to get him? Just curious.

Lucky 7.

18144
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: A fucked up lineup vs MIL
« on: August 08, 2009, 07:03:08 pm »
Brownie said something about an injury to Hampton.

18145
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: A fucked up lineup vs MIL
« on: August 08, 2009, 07:00:49 pm »
i'd be surprised if they dont dfa hampton tonight.  eriting is on the wall.

Agreed. He's got nothing left in my opinion.

18146
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: A fucked up lineup vs MIL
« on: August 08, 2009, 06:54:53 pm »
I'd seen plenty of Hampton.

18147
Talk Zone / Re: Pitcher AND stat geek?
« on: August 08, 2009, 04:06:46 pm »
What Homer's dick did to your asshole is not germane to the discussion.

You're just looking to get run, aren't you?

18148
Talk Zone / Re: Brewers @ Astros Series Preview is now up
« on: August 07, 2009, 06:01:27 pm »
Stay Golden, Pony Boy.

You're the golden boy around here, Mr. I'm in the Press.

18149
Talk Zone / Re: Smoltz and Jason Giambi
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:36:53 pm »
I. Rodriguez?

I Rodriguez does indeed have a slowing bat, but the Ortiz problem is much more pronounced in my judgment. How the Red Sox are still giving him so many AB's at his production is beyond me.

18150
Talk Zone / Re: Smoltz and Jason Giambi
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:23:06 pm »
Not every day a Cy Young winner is DFA'ed and an MVP released.

I've seen Giambi play a couple of times this season. The bat was very slow. Who's next? David Ortiz? Whose bat also looks slow to me.

18151
Talk Zone / Re: A Dear John letter
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:06:41 pm »
The Red Sox did it for him. He was DFA'd today.

He should have retired first.

18152
Happy birthday to both of you. Zipp, I am sooooo glad that it is your privilege to share a birthday with Fredia.

18153
Talk Zone / Re: A Dear John letter
« on: August 07, 2009, 01:37:16 pm »
The Steve Carlton school of thought.

That was truly a sad day for baseball. I remember him going from training camp to training camp, still convinced that he could pitch.

18154
Talk Zone / Re: Rainbow Ruts?
« on: August 07, 2009, 11:18:02 am »
If they do, I'll watch the game in honor waering my rainbow gut and orange star hat sitting high atop my massive Sambito Lemongello fro.

FIFY

18155
Talk Zone / Re: Brewers @ Astros Series Preview is now up
« on: August 07, 2009, 11:16:33 am »
You made it seem like you just had to hit Publish and it was ready to go.  I've been waiting impatiently since yesterday for this masterpiece to be shared.

Silly ole you. I knew to expect it today from the get-go.

18156
Talk Zone / Re: Brewers @ Astros Series Preview is now up
« on: August 06, 2009, 09:49:13 pm »
Well, in that case, thank you sincerely.

You think that I'm going to jack you around? Not on your life. Or mine.

18157
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Giants v. Astros, August 5, 2009
« on: August 06, 2009, 08:50:53 pm »
Well, maybe a really more ascerbic version .... more along the lines of an Earl Weaver. But I was not being sarcastic.

Quit while you're behind. Way behind.

18158
Talk Zone / Re: Brewers @ Astros Series Preview is now up
« on: August 06, 2009, 08:12:12 pm »
Well, when you post shit like that to me, yes, I do.

I meant it as a compliment of course. You take no shit.

18159
Talk Zone / Re: Brewers @ Astros Series Preview is now up
« on: August 06, 2009, 03:52:51 pm »
I am shocked that you (Jim and Andy) do not believe my sincerity.  It brings tears to my eyes.  (That or the asbestos in my office does, but either way, there are tears.)
You have all the sincerity of a barracuda.

18160
Talk Zone / Re: Brewers @ Astros Series Preview is now up
« on: August 06, 2009, 03:29:42 pm »
Yeah...I'm going to wait a day to put up my Off-Day now.

Asshole.

So it's going to be SOP for you today?

18161
Talk Zone / Re: avoid the rush, buy your ticket today
« on: August 06, 2009, 02:59:05 pm »

When have we ever left *anything* at that?

I withdraw the question.

18162
Talk Zone / Re: avoid the rush, buy your ticket today
« on: August 06, 2009, 01:27:34 pm »
That was my point - This was an easy decision. Drayton may deserve praise or derision in general depending on your view, but I think it's silly to say he's a good family man based on letting Lugo go. Wasn't Lugo also dumb enough to do it on Astro's property and on surveillance camera?

Can't we just give Mr. McLane credit for how he treated Aaron Boone and leave it at that?

18163
Talk Zone / Re: Former Astros Coming and Going
« on: August 06, 2009, 01:16:51 pm »
Which is why Yankee fans suck.

They are assholes.

18164
Talk Zone / Former Astros Coming and Going
« on: August 06, 2009, 01:05:01 pm »
According to mlb.com's transactions page of today, the Yankmes signed Ortiz and DFA'd Cody Ransom. You ought to check out some of the caustic shit written about Cody Ransom on some of the Yankmes boards. They hated poor Cody.

18165
Talk Zone / Re: Astros Sign Roy Corcoran?
« on: August 05, 2009, 07:01:42 pm »
An LSU guy.

18166
Talk Zone / Re: avoid the rush, buy your ticket today
« on: August 05, 2009, 04:51:48 pm »
His return may well be the highlight of the season for me.

Not to mention what it will be to him.

18167
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: August 4th, 2009 - Juicy. Oiled. Tits.
« on: August 04, 2009, 07:57:01 pm »
Damn Paulino got a K.

18168
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: August 4th, 2009 - Juicy. Oiled. Tits.
« on: August 04, 2009, 07:52:06 pm »
I've already seen too much of Paulino.

18169
Beer and Queso / Re: The Fuck.
« on: August 04, 2009, 05:12:31 pm »
i think more than three ignore you, but three have put you on Ignore.

Damn! Bringing the high and tight cheese today, are we?

18170
Beer and Queso / Re: The Fuck.
« on: August 04, 2009, 04:30:23 pm »
three are ignoring me. i dont think i shall be able to go on
Say it ain't so!

18171
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 09:42:06 pm »
Michaels sucks.

18172
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 09:22:14 pm »
Awesome!

I just found out 4 people are ignoring me.

I had no idea.

That's like the coolest thing I've heard all day.

It's a badge of honor.

18173
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 09:03:12 pm »
"If Willie Mays wants to bunt for a single, we will let him do that."

They must be managed by a numb nut too. No. 3 bunting for a hit against Sampson? Fucking stupid.

18174
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 08:58:35 pm »
Why Sampson. I know. Every one else is hurt.

18175
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 08:55:57 pm »
he decided to focus on pence instead.

No. It was Paulino.

18176
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 08:54:17 pm »
that's because Bourn is amazing
Yep. How Cooper didn't screw him up this year is beyond me.

18177
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 08:53:05 pm »
You, sir, are NOT good at this.

Now I'm great at it. The BBG's took note.

18178
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 08:51:35 pm »
A fiver says that Matsui won't get him in.

I doubt me. Banzai!!!!

18179
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 08:49:32 pm »
and they better not strand him again.

A fiver says that Matsui won't get him in.

18180
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 08:47:15 pm »
not a bad outing at all.

i'm sure he's done for the night though.  he's tossed over 100 pitches.

Great outing against a good hitting lineup. He knew that his career was on the line and certainly pitched like it tonight.

18181
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 08:20:58 pm »
controversial statement:
the jewish delis and bakeries in los angeles are better than the jewish delis and bakeries in new york

You're out of your fucking mind.

18182
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 07:33:02 pm »
I don't believe what I didn't just see.

What happened?

Pence's throw was a little up the line but on the left side of the plate, so Pudge tagged Renteria out.

18183
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 07:27:37 pm »
no, he does not.

Point well taken. He fills out the lineup card.

18184
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 07:26:30 pm »
I never understood this logic.

If I have a below average guy with a shitload of experience or a new kid with a shitload of talent, let's see what the kid can do.   We already know what the old man can't.

Cooper does manage this team.

18185
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 07:13:52 pm »
Will this be Hampton's last start in an Astros uni?
Milo says all Hampy has to do is pretend he's facing the Pirates and he'll be fine.

Milo is delusional. Here we go again in the first inning.

18186
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 07:11:41 pm »
to build up his confidence?

It doesn't do my confidence any good though.

18187
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 07:07:14 pm »
Will this be Hampton's last start in an Astros uni?

18188
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: giants at ASTROS 8.3.09
« on: August 03, 2009, 07:04:28 pm »
Why in the fuck is Pence hitting third again?

18189
Beer and Queso / Re: Disturbing
« on: August 03, 2009, 04:46:55 pm »

18190
Talk Zone / Re: Norris to Start Sunday
« on: August 03, 2009, 04:44:27 pm »
yep. Mark can verify.

God, my shoulder and my forearm are barking just thinking about throwing hard.

18191
Talk Zone / Re: Astros vs. Giants Series Preview Posted
« on: August 03, 2009, 12:17:57 pm »
In other words, we stand a better than average chance of getting broomed at home and having to look at Brian Wilson (although an LSU boy) bring his gas to the hill in the ninth innings.

18192
Talk Zone / Re: Tarp eats intern
« on: August 03, 2009, 10:38:27 am »
Having helped pull a tarp or twenty (and more), it's a whole lot more fun being on the other side of the tarp diving across the infield a la a slip n slide.

18193
Talk Zone / Re: NY Times Trivia Contest
« on: August 03, 2009, 10:16:02 am »
Well, you're right and so am I. I was trying to come up with the answers without checking baseball-reference. The key to the question was that these were his only NLCS HRs. I think the Mets made it back to the post season in 1972, so that made it likely that it was a Brave. The most prolific HR hitter for the Braves at that time was Aaron, and it probably took a good HR hitter to hit three in three games since the Mets swept the Braves. However, most trivia questions aren't answered by the "obvious" anwer. I think Aaron started playing for the Milwaukee Braves in the mid to late 50's, say, about 1957. I know he was traded to the Brewers at the end of his career in the mid 70's. So, by 1969, Aaron had but 4 years left of what was to be about, what, an 18 year career with the NL Braves. I think that reasonably constitutes a "tail end". Although, I agree, the term "tail end" connotes "washed up". As you pointed out, Aaron was hardly "washed up" a la Bagwell was at that stage in his career.

If you want to persist in being right, go ahead. I didn't have to check the stats but to confirm my own memory. You see, unlike you lil whippersnapper, I saw Hank Aaron play. And he was no more on the tail end of a career in 1969 or 1970 1971 or 1972 or 1973 (that's five seasons, not the four in your math) than the man in the moon, when Mr. Aaron averaged over 40 home runs a season during that stretch. If you'll check the league leaders for those years, you'll find that he was among the league leaders for each year during that stretch. he garnered MVP votes and was an all-star during each of those seasons. Hardly on the tail end, which was pure flapdoodle.

He didn't start slowing down until 1974, when he still hit 20 home runs. Even as a reserve platoon player, he still managed to hit home runs in double digits for 1975 and 1976. As I said earlier, Hank Aaron hit approximately 30% of his home runs after 1968.

18194
Beer and Queso / Re: NFL Conditionally reinstates Michael Vick
« on: August 03, 2009, 02:12:08 am »
I think Vick has gotten a raw deal, honestly.  I think the animal cruelty part of it is actually a misdemeanor (someone told me that; I don't care enough to verify).  What Vick was charged with was the federal conspiracy to commit a crime involving interstate borders (which I think is a bogus crime anyway).  I mean, yeah, he was acting like a mobster organizing an illegal activity that involved a lot of different parties.  Maybe I don't have enough respect for dogs, but I don't see that as too sick and twisted.  I'm involved in an illegal March Madness bracket every year.     

Don't get me wrong- he was doing a very bad thing; but overall, I think he's just a really dumb kid with too much money.  As I remember I think there was also some pub about him contracting an STD in Mexico while operating under a really bad alias - I think there was a T-shirt about it - again, he's a dumb kid with too much money.   

I think his punishment has been pretty severe.  He'll always be marked as a convicted felon now, with all of the civil rights limitations that go with it.  I want him to play football.  When guys like OJ are walking free, I don't see what the public outrage against this kid is all about.   

You're an idiot. Moral equivalency between a March Madness bracket and training dogs to maim and kill each other?? Surely you jest. Go away.

18195
Talk Zone / Re: NY Times Trivia Contest
« on: August 03, 2009, 02:10:02 am »
9. The 69 NLCS was between the Amazin' Mets and the Atlanta Braves. Aaron was at the tail end of his career with the Braves then, so he is a good candidate

Why don't you check your facts, dude? Aaron hit 203 homers for Atlanta between 1969 and 1973, including 44 in 1969, and a total of 246 homers between 1969 and the end of his career with Milwaukee in 1976 (about 30% of his total homers for his career). He was not even close to the tail end of his career in 1969.

18196
Beer and Queso / Re: online birthday coupons
« on: August 02, 2009, 11:54:31 am »
So you're going to pull a pravata and change your name? Nominated anyway.

18197
Talk Zone / Re: Norris to Start Sunday
« on: August 01, 2009, 10:34:29 pm »
JimR, get loose.

18198
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Cardinals August 1, 2009
« on: August 01, 2009, 07:46:18 pm »
Pence is a shithead for swinging at the 2-1 pitch. Clearly down and off of the plate.

18199
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Cardinals August 1, 2009
« on: August 01, 2009, 07:37:34 pm »
So the ump blows the call and then gets to throw out the player? Awesome.

Bourn was bone-headed and threw his helmet. The umpire had to run him.

18200
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Cardinals August 1, 2009
« on: August 01, 2009, 07:10:36 pm »
Miggy???? WTF

18201
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Cardinals August 1, 2009
« on: August 01, 2009, 07:03:33 pm »
It was her, Happy. BTW, I am a 25 year chick with big boobs that was Miss Alabama and a freak in bed. Do you see me in a different light now?

No woman I know is as dumb as you.

18202
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Cardinals August 1, 2009
« on: August 01, 2009, 06:56:59 pm »
He heard it at E-Harmony.com.

Got a PM about it some time ago. Can't remember who though.

18203
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Cardinals August 1, 2009
« on: August 01, 2009, 06:52:14 pm »
I've heard that BatGirl is easy on the eyes.

18204
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Cardinals August 1, 2009
« on: August 01, 2009, 06:48:34 pm »
Bring on more boobs. We're already watching osme.

18205
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Cardinals August 1, 2009
« on: August 01, 2009, 06:47:10 pm »
A hustling Quintero and a lackluster Card CF has Q on 2nd with no out.

Dumbass Q.

18206
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Cardinals August 1, 2009
« on: August 01, 2009, 06:44:17 pm »
WTF was Q thinking?

18207
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros @ Cardinals August 1, 2009
« on: August 01, 2009, 06:16:37 pm »
No Astros broadcast on DirectTV, just the StL. Watching it on 213, MLB Network.

18208
Talk Zone / Re: Norris to Start Sunday
« on: July 31, 2009, 06:57:37 pm »
Hampton

Depending upon how he fares then, it could be his sayonara too.

18209
Talk Zone / Re: Let the trading begin!
« on: July 31, 2009, 11:52:19 am »
Add to that the fact that the public perceived AE as the weak link on the team.  This team has many other areas to easily browbeat.

The asshat public, that is. Those in the know knew that AE saved more runs than he drove in, and he was a valuable asset.

18210
Talk Zone / Re: Ortiz released
« on: July 31, 2009, 10:34:43 am »
this is one of the things about Cooper i like the least. Ortiz was classy. not so Cooper. rather than just expressing regret for the release and thanking him for his effort, Cooper has to talk about how Ortiz was hurting the team.

Agreed. Cooper has to resort to the use of hyperbole too. It wasn't killing anyone. It was hurting the bullpen.

18211
Talk Zone / Re: Ortiz released
« on: July 30, 2009, 10:13:32 pm »
I don't see how the team can keep Hampton much longer given his non-Pirate stats.

18212
Talk Zone / Re: Let the trading begin!
« on: July 30, 2009, 03:54:19 pm »
who do the Pirates have left? it may be time for my comeback.

The Commissioer really needs to step in and stop the Pirates like Bowie Kuhn did with Charlie O. Finley and his attempted dismantling of the Oakland A's.

18213
Ortiz threw almost as many balls (32) as strikes (36). That's not going to get it done.

18214
Anyone - and I mean ANYONE - still think this team is a contender?

Not at the moment. Too many holes in the rotation.

18215
I'm sure they saw the grand slam without him pointing and making a spectacle of it.

Dude! He was excited about hitting a walkoff slam in front of his family. Get a life! Ballplayers don't dot people for that.

18216
He really isn't Coop's kind of pitcher.

And he threw 20 pitches that inning! Slacker!

18217
Hopefully, this kid will implode and we'll put up a crooked number.

18218
So when Kaz gets 3 hits he gets to hit second but if he gets zero hits today is he going to be dropped down again?

It's Cooper's penchant for "going for the hot hand" and mindfucking with the players by constantly changing the order.

18219
Talk Zone / Re: Cruz v. Rice
« on: July 30, 2009, 12:43:33 pm »

Cruz was a solid player.  He had 75 or more RBIs 6 times in his 19 year career, 5 in his 13 seasons with the Astros.  He was a good fielder, and a good baserunner.  He should be remembered as a steady and popular Astro.  But let's face it, he's no hall of famer, and retiring his number was ridiculous. 

Absolutely agree. The retiring numbers thing got out of hand from the get-go with Umbrecht. I'm sorry that the guy died early and he had some success here, but he didn't warrant anything more than a sympathy vote in my opinion.

18220
Talk Zone / Re: Cruz v. Rice
« on: July 30, 2009, 11:39:44 am »
You've seen alot of years of Astros baseball. Who would you say is the most underrated Astro of all-time? My choice would be Jimmy Wynn. I believe he was the best CFer in the NL for many years not named Willie Mays.

He's certainly in my top three. It killed me when we traded him to the Dodgers, and he had a great year for them. I loved the Toy Cannon.

18221
He's "slugging" .242? That's even worse than I thought.

I think that he's slugging .262, which ain't any better.

18222
and a gazillion GIDP

Yep. Footer got pissed off at me on twitter when I referred to Pence as a "prick" who was simply going to rollover into a double play, which he promptly did. I apologized for the prick part only. He needs to sit down for a few days when Erstad gets off of the DL, IMO.

18223
He needs a week off.  Sitting right next to Sean Berry to reintroduce himself to Hitting 101.  Oh, and he needs to forget about the girl who dumped him... she ain't coming back, so move on and play ball... or sit down and let someone else take your job.

For July, even with the hitting streak:

     Houston Astros 23 91 8 22 2 0 3 11 33 3 18 1 2 .266 .363 .242

18224
And we've got another day game tomorrow? Shitfuck!

18225
i feel bad for Brocail. let Carlos pitch.

Be quiet. Cooper just might be that stupid.

18226
NEWSFLASH (dos):
Brocail is not going to help much down the stretch unless he finds his release point and power from his legs to throw much harder and crisper.

Agreed. He might be done too.

18227
Good to see Brocail is in top form

At least he threw a strike?

18228
Total: 99 IP, 6-8, 5.36
vs. PIT: 27 IP, 4-0, 1.00
vs. everyone else: 72 IP, 2-8, 7.00


Those are Backe-esque numbers. IMO, Hampton is done.

18229
52 pitches today.  3 days rest until Sunday.  Is that enough time?

In my opinion, yes.

18230
What are worthless Hampton's stats against any team other than the Piroots?

18231
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 29, 2009, 12:55:05 am »
I had to listen to Ron Santo on XM for the ride home and he takes bad broadcasting to a whole new level. I'm not sure his mind is right. Good grief!!!

Santo has lost it. He's so fixated on getting into the HOF.

18232
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 10:18:59 pm »
openly questioning Coop's moves occasionally, but dancing around being critical constantly
He's an org. man.

18233
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 10:14:59 pm »
JD now openly questions Coop at least once per game.  Currently pointing out that he'd not put in a "tender" Valverde in place of Byrdak with a 5 run lead

It's hard not to question Cooper. He gets shellacked in the GZ nightly.

18234
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 10:14:01 pm »
what happened to mr. happy?  (byrdak w/ the walk as i type this)
He's watched Byrdak pitch too often. I think that we need the runs for Valverde too.

18235
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 09:55:34 pm »
We will need these runs with Byrdak coming in. I have little faith in him.

18236
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 09:52:57 pm »
Huge hit.

18237
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:48:11 pm »
Fulchino needs to button his shirt. And do not doubt Alkie's predictions. He's on a roll.

18238
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:41:59 pm »
Gunther goes 4-6-3. My LSU boys look pretty fair out there, unfortunately for us.

18239
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:37:08 pm »
What?

Gotta stay alive in here.

18240
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:35:50 pm »
Why not bring in Ortiz and bring up someone to take his place in the rotation

That's certainly an option.

18241
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:31:31 pm »
Oh gawd finally.  Coop has no grasp of the right or wrong time to let a pitcher take his lumps.

He's got it figured that he had to get two plus out of WW, because Fulchino can go three (has done it twice), and then he's got Valverde to close if we're in the lead.

18242
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:27:42 pm »
Look on the bright side - at least you can blame it on the drugs. I've just got me.

I don't use that as an excuse. I was just a worthless angry piece of shit. Thank goodness that I have changed a lot in recovery.

WW is mechanically off right now. It is so obvious. He's going to the first base side too much.

18243
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:21:17 pm »
I liked Paul Hood. One of my all-time favorite posts was the fight throwdown, complete with address.

That was my lowest point here. What an embarassment. I was so fucked up that I just made an absolute idiot of myself.

18244
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:19:28 pm »
Huh.  I always thought that was a picture of you.  I was also really confused when I met Homer and he looked nothing like Roy Oswalt.  That's kind of why I'm torn about wanting to have a beer with The Spleen and JackAstro some time.  Two funny guys who I'd love to hang out with, but it would destroy the fantasy of having Apu and Mahoney entertain me.

Actually, I'm much taller than Patkin was, but I look a little like him.

18245
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:17:44 pm »
If it makes you feel better, I just found out four hours ago you were Paul Hood.

You must have pulled this pub stunt while I was on hiatus.

I had no idea you were Paul.  None.

Really. Of course, you and I e-mailed back in the 90's. About which I have no recollection whatsoever.

18246
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:16:30 pm »
If I had known Paul was going to make my name public, I swear I wouldn't have referred to him that way.  I thought it was public that he was Paul before.   My bad, whateveryournameis.

No big deal. I was my own name through many a drug and alcohol induced incomprehensable rant around here, four rehabs, three psych wards and two stints in jail. Brother.

18247
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:11:59 pm »
i have to log out now, this place just isn't the same when fucking names are being thrown around.  
a little anonymity please, we'll have to fine you for a HIPA violation otherwise.

I've never told the story about why I changed to Mr. Happy. JimR climbed my ass a while back about being very negative, so I decided to get happy. That's why I changed and made Max Patkin, the Clown Prince of baseball, my avatar.

18248
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:08:00 pm »
WW looks like a hitter.

18249
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:04:42 pm »
Paul - appreciate you warning others for me.  Saves me time and I like that.

BatGirl - Paul just called you a clark.   Looks like I'm not the only one.

Zach:

Glad to be of service.

Paul

18250
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:02:16 pm »
can you see which finger i'm giving you?
trust me - it's the one you are thinking of

Do not incite Alkie. I've got years of experience watching him go all out on many poor clarks and others.

18251
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 07:39:04 pm »
This is bad news I fear. We've got three guys to go the balance of this one.

18252
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 07:35:49 pm »
66 mph yakker to dipshit was a thing of beauty.

18253
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: July 28, 2009 - NO GZ TONIGHT
« on: July 28, 2009, 07:31:57 pm »
The play from Bourn to Tejada to Keppinger was a classic clusterfuck that didn't happen.

18254
Beer and Queso / Re: NFL Conditionally reinstates Michael Vick
« on: July 28, 2009, 11:48:18 am »
I'm just saying there are a lot of jobs that won't hire convicted felons - it's not that crazy of a policy.

Given the nature of the current NFL player crop, I don't think that the owners, with the possible exception of the Rooneys, have such a policy.

18255
Talk Zone / Re: The '80's called- they want their hair back
« on: July 28, 2009, 11:45:17 am »
Happy birthday, HH. This raises an interesting point... I was born 9 years after you, and I consider myself a product of the 80's. But all the really important shit happened in the 90's, if I'm being honest – just like you would have transitioned from a kid to a real live grown-up in the 80's. Which decade are people more a product of, the one from their childhood, or the teenage through college years?

I was born in 1960, and I consider myself a product of the 1950's.

18256
Talk Zone / Re: Typical Cubs fan.
« on: July 28, 2009, 11:34:19 am »
Look. Soriano celebrated a bit too much last night, but that is no reason to dust him off today. Let it go. It was a very fine ball game. We lost. There's another game today.

18257
Beer and Queso / Re: NFL Conditionally reinstates Michael Vick
« on: July 28, 2009, 11:29:26 am »
Just saw a rumor on the AP about Vick and the Redskins. Snyder is dumb and arrogant enough to pick him up.

18258
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 10:56:43 pm »
Shitfuck.

18259
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 10:46:39 pm »
Do you think 3B coaches are good at charades?
Yes.

18260
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 10:44:25 pm »
he threw a 100+ pitches?

101 to be exact. I would have run him out there for the eighth. We got lucky in that frame.

18261
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 10:42:09 pm »
Why sacrifice when they have a makeshift catcher in the game and the league leading base stealer on first base?

18262
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 10:39:39 pm »

18263
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 10:37:45 pm »
FINALLY.   Someone in to pitch that I can root for.
Who? Sampson?

18264
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 10:18:35 pm »
Did Kaz catch a cleat there or something?

That's what it looked like.

18265
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:53:16 pm »
Pudge can't hit the high heater any more.

18266
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:40:02 pm »
I've seen enough Cooper.

18267
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:36:25 pm »
you see a lot more batters talking back to umpires than pitchers.  didn't an umpire almost toss randy johnson for showing emotion on the mound, talking into his glove or something?


Hitters usually express their displeasure by asking where'd you see that one? It's easier for a hitter to be discrete about it too. It is much harder for a pitcher 60 feet away to do much gesturing toward HPU and stay in a ball game.

18268
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:33:57 pm »
but with hawk, as his back loosened up, his command might have been improving.

That begs the question of whether he should have been out there in the first place. Just off an airplane and a cab ride.

18269
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:32:18 pm »
Valverde doesn't have command here wither.

18270
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:30:03 pm »
dis agree.

A starter can try to find command of one or two of his pitches and then gradually find command of his other pitches. Relievers today often just have one or two pitches, so if you don't have command of any pitch, you're going to be going deep in counts and probably walking people. Then the chance of grooving one increases.

18271
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:26:53 pm »
He could have ended it.  Hawk was done with the argument and the ump stepped out unnecessarily.  It's a tight game, a lot of tension all around.  No need to blow it up into something bigger.  As JD stated, a batter could have gotten away with that argument.

No way a hitter gets away with a gesture motioning HPU back behind the plate.

18272
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:25:13 pm »
So a pitcher is not allowed to gain his command while on the mound.  Strike is a Strike.

A relief pitcher doesn't have the luxury of finding command.

18273
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:23:43 pm »
Marmol is the best set-up man in the game.

Filthy stuff.

18274
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:20:30 pm »
Looked to me like he got squeezed on at least three pitches.  That curve broke over the plate.  It was a strike.  

He went 3-2 on the first two hitters and then walked the next batter on a 3-1 pitch. I didn't see any command.

18275
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:18:47 pm »
I must take up for HPU with Hawkins. Hawkins showed him up pretty good. Hawkins let his own command problems get him run.

18276
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:13:34 pm »
LaTroy might have gotten squeezed on one call, but his command wasn't there. You can't tell HPU to get back behind the plate.

18277
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 09:08:12 pm »
C'mon LaTroy! Get that command.

18278
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 08:51:12 pm »
pudge pinch-hitting for wandy, boooooo i say

I'd have let him go another frame, meself.

18279
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Good Guys Vs. Fuckers 07-27-09
« on: July 27, 2009, 08:27:59 pm »
When Brocail comes back, I guess that Fulchino goes down? I've liked him. But you have to keep Arias.

18280
Beer and Queso / Re: I'm posting from Alcatraz...because I can
« on: July 27, 2009, 04:58:04 pm »
I'll bite.   It's 2009.   Define "fruitcakes and weirdos."   You know, the kind that overrun SF.

Is anyone that has an advanced degree and tolerates other cultures a fruitcake or a weirdo? 

And the ones that believe in rehabilitating drug addicts instead of throwing them in jail.  Are those the weirdos or the fruitcakes?

No wait, maybe it's the people who actually choose to spend time with people they love instead of the people who you wish they would fall in love with.  Are those the fruitcakes or the weirdos?

No!  I know.  It's the people who are trying to do something they enjoy, like playing in a band or creating art instead of taking a shit 9-5 job for someone else where they despise waking up every morning.  Those are the weirdos.  Or is it the fruitcakes.

Fuckin' SF.  With all its educated, forward thinking, upwardly mobile weirdos.

The fruitcakes and weirdos are those who are trying to be different for no apparent reason other than being different and running down all social norms. There's no rationale to it. SF is just not my kind of town. I love your city though.

18281
Talk Zone / Re: #3-5 Starters
« on: July 27, 2009, 04:53:38 pm »
Ask me again on Thursday if we should be buying.

I hears ya.

18282
Talk Zone / Re: #3-5 Starters
« on: July 27, 2009, 04:50:33 pm »
A middle of the order hitter under club control for several more years over a #3 at best pitcher in a contract year.

I agree with you now. But I don't think that we can legitimately make a run without at least a real no. 3 guy, and we don't have him now.

18283
Beer and Queso / Re: Are you hungry?
« on: July 27, 2009, 04:37:30 pm »
They save up their best cooking for Sunday, the Sunday roast in England, or the Carvery in Ireland is some pretty awesome grub.  They both do roasts well.  Other stuff is hit and miss, but I think in England at least you're best served (haha) by not going for anything too fancy, stick with bangers and mash, sausage rolls (why they haven't caught on here is beyond me), the aforementioned meat pies, etc, and you'll be well satisfied with the food.

Thanks for the tips. I just came away with such a foul impression that I must hit the reset button and try again.

18284
Talk Zone / Re: #3-5 Starters
« on: July 27, 2009, 04:35:49 pm »
Not for Davis or Garland.

If we could sign the one we'd get, you still wouldn't make that deal?

18285
Talk Zone / Re: Astros @ Cubs Series Preview Posted
« on: July 27, 2009, 04:34:58 pm »
GBB:

Excellent employment of the F word. Great job!

FTC!

18286
Talk Zone / Re: #3-5 Starters
« on: July 27, 2009, 04:29:07 pm »
Would it be worth one of the outfield prospects, given the bottleneck at the major league level?

Hell, I'd send them Gunther today.

18287
Beer and Queso / Re: Are you hungry?
« on: July 27, 2009, 04:26:57 pm »
Feast could change your mind.  Give it a try.

I'm open to new ideas. When I'm next in Houston, I'll give it a try. I just remember how unhappy I was with the food in both Great Britain and Ireland. Maybe it was too different for me, but I love other ethnic foods, e.g., Indian, Ethiopian, etc.

18288
Beer and Queso / Re: NFL Conditionally reinstates Michael Vick
« on: July 27, 2009, 03:44:49 pm »
A coordinator with cojones would get Vick into the spread option there with Bush and McFadden.

That would be something to see. The Raiders still need lline help. Poor McFadden is getting his ass killed on every touch.

18289
Beer and Queso / Re: NFL Conditionally reinstates Michael Vick
« on: July 27, 2009, 03:43:16 pm »
Why would the NFL care about rehabbing Vick's image? Or are you referring to the team that signs him?

The NFL doesn't care about Vick or his erputation, but it will fall in ranks behind the owner who signs him. Remember: the owners are the league.

18290
Beer and Queso / Re: Are you hungry?
« on: July 27, 2009, 03:41:00 pm »
I know it's a fun cliche, but you are wrong.

Spare me. I ate in the epicurean capital of North America for years: New Orleans. Both the Brits and the Irish food is horseshit.

18291
Beer and Queso / Re: NFL Conditionally reinstates Michael Vick
« on: July 27, 2009, 03:39:47 pm »
I love my 'boys, but Jones has picked up some players of questionable character in the past.

Yes, but I don't think that Jones needs a QB controversy. Romo seems to be his man. Davis, OTOH, probably could use a little competition for JaMarcus.

18292
Beer and Queso / Re: Are you hungry?
« on: July 27, 2009, 03:37:58 pm »
Black pudding tastes good as long as I don't think about how it was made.  In British cuisine, "pudding" generally has to be one of the biggest gastronomic/epicurian misnomers out there.

SR:

It is a stretch to call the swill that Brits eat "cuisine."

18293
Beer and Queso / Re: NFL Conditionally reinstates Michael Vick
« on: July 27, 2009, 03:34:34 pm »
Who would take the chance?  Wherever he plays the noise from animal rights activists will be pretty deafening (and rightly so).  I think ownership should quietly collude to keep him out.  They won't, though, I'm sure, if there's money to be made.

Animal rights activists are not traditional football fans or paying game patrons. They'll get some play initially, but I suspect that the NFL machine will gear up a "rehabilitation tour" for Vick that will out shout the pesky activists.

18294
Beer and Queso / Re: NFL Conditionally reinstates Michael Vick
« on: July 27, 2009, 03:29:11 pm »
Signing pool: who and how soon?

I'm going with Al Davis. He's nuts and this is exactly the type of thug that Davis loves.

18295
Beer and Queso / Re: NFL Conditionally reinstates Michael Vick
« on: July 27, 2009, 03:17:43 pm »
Yeah, I was just limiting it to those who have actually killed people.

Ah. The obvious. D'oh on me!

18296
Beer and Queso / Re: NFL Conditionally reinstates Michael Vick
« on: July 27, 2009, 03:15:55 pm »
Look, I think anyone who does what Vick did is unconditionally a sack of shit.  But there are plenty of sacks of shit who are allowed to play in the NFL.  (Leonard Little and Donte Stallworth, come on down!)

Don't forget that quintessential dipshit Pac-Man Jones. Half the roster of the Cincinnati Bengals too.

18298
Beer and Queso / Re: I'm posting from Alcatraz...because I can
« on: July 27, 2009, 02:29:03 pm »
So, you hang out there a lot?

Touche'! I try to stay out here in the North Bay, only venturing into SF (aka Baghdad by the Bay) for a ball game, the opera or to meet friends for dinner, which isn't often.

18299
Beer and Queso / Re: I'm posting from Alcatraz...because I can
« on: July 27, 2009, 02:06:23 pm »
We've been in SF five days and it's overrun by Germans. Did Germany shut down? I will never give up, never surrender.

Consider yourself fortunate. Normally, it is overrun by fruitcakes and weirdos.

18300
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 27, 2009, 01:42:26 pm »
Clark's done a very good job there. I feel for third base coaches anyway, because every Tom, Dick and Harry Fan thinks that he is wrong all of the time. I wouldn't mind Clark actually managing the club one day.

18301
Talk Zone / Re: Saturday's Game Against the Mets
« on: July 27, 2009, 01:38:38 pm »
No, they won't.

I'm with you on that. HP's fans are blind to his glaring deficiencies.

18302
Beer and Queso / Re: Something to try at your next wedding
« on: July 27, 2009, 01:20:44 pm »

All time greatest VA hospital.

The Vets Home there is amazing.

18303
Talk Zone / Re: #3-5 Starters
« on: July 26, 2009, 10:41:02 pm »
Moehler's numbers have actually been pretty good if you take out his wretched first 2 starts before he went on the DL.

That's true. Moehler has been pretty good, especially for a number 5.

18304
Talk Zone / Re: Jesus knows when you cheat on your wife
« on: July 26, 2009, 06:29:00 pm »
Superior blamed it on a staff mistake said the following:

Fuck off. Old Ball Coach. You're done.

18305
Beer and Queso / Re: Something to try at your next wedding
« on: July 26, 2009, 06:23:44 pm »
they say the third time is the charm. congrats


I sure hope so. I'm much better this time. Thank goodness.

18306
Talk Zone / Re: #3-5 Starters
« on: July 26, 2009, 05:33:22 pm »
Because of Cooper's treatment of Paulino?

Do we need any other reason? His treatment of Bourn last season too.

18307
Talk Zone / Re: The '80's called- they want their hair back
« on: July 26, 2009, 05:30:09 pm »
No way they could grow them before the season ended.
Thank goodness.

18308
Beer and Queso / Re: Something to try at your next wedding
« on: July 26, 2009, 05:11:00 pm »
I'll be taking my third plunge on October 3 out here in Yountville, but no thanks.

18309
Talk Zone / Re: The '80's called- they want their hair back
« on: July 26, 2009, 05:06:29 pm »
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18310
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:51:56 pm »
Why not get Sampson some work here?

18311
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:47:13 pm »
All very decent options for your team's #5 starter.

Yep. We've got three fives in our rotation.

18312
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:43:57 pm »
Miggy missed a hanging slider. Ouch.

18313
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:42:35 pm »
This team is not going to win very many 3-game series with Hampy, Ortiz, and Moehler facing any team

Yep.

18314
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:38:39 pm »
Felliciano had Speedy from the Get-go.

18315
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:35:04 pm »
That last pitch by Arias was absolutely filthy.

18316
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:30:46 pm »
I don't think he can control it. His walks are way down this year, but hits against are up.

You're right.

18317
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:28:20 pm »
Ivan has gone down three times now flailing at 86-mph fastballs from Livan. That last one was right down the pipe.

Yep. Pudge looks a little slow today. Actually, I halfway expected to see Q today with the day game following the night game.

18318
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:24:59 pm »
Certainly don't remember seeing this last year from him though.  Any ideas on what is going on differently for his this year vs. last year, or are the 'differences' merely in my noggin?
He occasionally trotted out a slider if I recall. I haven't seen it this season, although he may have used it down in RR.

18319
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:12:21 pm »
Might want to get your sarcasm meter checked.   Just a suggestion.

I saw it. I only posted to point out that Gunther is only hitting mistakes right now.

18320
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:11:07 pm »
I ate there one time and asked for onions on my sandwich and was told "we don't have onions Sir".
Never been back.
Never knew that they put anything on those sandwiches.

18321
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:08:08 pm »
I haven't had a chik fil a in over 15 years.

18322
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 03:03:15 pm »
(idiot fan) You can't be serious, he hit a two-run homer last night.   Hunter Hunter Pence Yo!

In a 10-1 game, the mop up guy doesn't really care about being fine. Hunter is only hitting mistakes right now any way.

18323
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 02:58:22 pm »
wesley wright with the much-needed strikeout.  wright looked good last night, and looked good on that at-bat.

WW needs to work on another pitch, or to work on some movement on his pitch. He's too one-dimensional, IMO. Every pitch looks the same.

18324
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 02:32:53 pm »
Pence is lost at the plate.

18325
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 02:28:39 pm »
Lee has such a great approach at the plate.

18326
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 02:18:18 pm »
I hope that we don't look back at this one and wonder whether we let this one get away in the first frame.

18327
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 01:45:29 pm »
Blum looked like Carlos in slow-mo rounding third.

Have any of y'all that constantly question Clark actually coached 3rd base in a baseball game?

Mark, I hear you about being out there. I have coached third before, and it's hard. I just thought that with Blum's hammy and with a hot Pudge coming to the plate, I'd have played it safe.

18328
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 01:32:52 pm »
Clark is nuts.

18329
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Astros versus Shitheads 7/26/09
« on: July 26, 2009, 01:29:25 pm »
It looks like a west coast GZ today. Livan has nothing.

18330
Beer and Queso / Re: Out-of-town recs, version du N'awlins
« on: July 25, 2009, 01:17:55 pm »
We're not anti-Catholic, but a Vampire Tour sounds interesting. Hubby wants to hit one of the cemetery tours.

This will be a totally different New Orleans experience for me. I last went to the French Quarter when I was young, single, in college, and quite drunk.

The Louisiana Museum is worth seeing if you're into history, as well as the Historic New Orleans Collection.

18331
Talk Zone / Re: Mets at Astros Series Preview Posted
« on: July 25, 2009, 11:42:47 am »
Who I was trying to bang, remember.


Silly ole me. How could I forget the best part! Remember her tattoo: "born to do it?"

18332
Talk Zone / Re: Matt Holliday a Card?
« on: July 25, 2009, 11:30:24 am »
I can't imagine Kazmir being available. He is too good a talent, plus young, LH and under club-control for a couple of more years to give up on during a bad year.

I think that you are right on all scores. I think that his problem is mechanical. They've got to find it though.

18333
Talk Zone / Re: Second "Glad You Asked" contribution
« on: July 24, 2009, 06:04:03 pm »
Hey, that some neat stuff at that site.  I did notice that he used the split finger a fair amount on Wednesday (and that it was dropping in for strikes).  Because I was paying attention to that, I also noticed for the first time just how much Valverde shows the batter his grip prior to the pitch.  Right up in front of his face for all to see.  It was shocking once I noticed it.

I **like** the fact that he's developed confidence in his splitter, which has been pretty good.

18334
Talk Zone / Re: Mets at Astros Series Preview Posted
« on: July 24, 2009, 06:02:26 pm »
Great job, but work on your StrosRays. That car would have included a middle aged daughter who was shooting up heroin.

18335
Talk Zone / Re: Matt Holliday a Card?
« on: July 24, 2009, 05:53:47 pm »
Is he hurt? Velocity down, or just bad control, or what?

I have seen him go three times. He got battered twice. In the other one, he had absolutely no command. His walks and dingers allowed have killed him this year.

18336
Talk Zone / Re: Matt Holliday a Card?
« on: July 24, 2009, 12:32:10 pm »
I read somewhere that Scott Kazmir might be available, hopefully Wade's checking in on that.

I've seen him throw a few times this year. He looks lost. I'd avoid him unless we know what the fix is and it is quick.

18338
Talk Zone / Re: Second "Glad You Asked" contribution
« on: July 23, 2009, 10:17:20 pm »
I would never, ever, ever use Sampson with men on base. Ever. Never.

I agree. I think that Sampson is doing it with mirrors. I have no faith in his ability.

18339
Talk Zone / Re: Berkman dl
« on: July 23, 2009, 09:18:34 pm »
Why must you make me angry again?

Didn't everyone enjoy the whole comeback wins against the Cardinal thing?



Get over it.

18340
Talk Zone / Re: Zipp meets Ken Hoffman: 1560 The Game podcast today
« on: July 23, 2009, 04:33:39 pm »
i guess you have to be a Houston "insider," but i did not get the point of that. i loved how he decided that Cooper outmanaged LaRussa because Franklin got lit up.

That's an asenine comment from him. Franklin had been on a roll. Managers and coaches don't play the games.

18341
Talk Zone / Re: Wade says...
« on: July 23, 2009, 04:24:11 pm »
I can't believe that I actually wasted time today re-reading (I read it all the first time) that thread! Is towlie still around?

18342
Beer and Queso / Re: One year ago today
« on: July 23, 2009, 03:45:44 pm »
It's really funny when they start walking. My oldest started around 14 months, but my youngest was 8 1/2 months and he was strolling. That kid ain't stopped moving yet either!

18343
Talk Zone / Re: Buehrle...
« on: July 23, 2009, 03:40:41 pm »
Perfection requires some luck. Buerhle is my kind of pitcher though.

18344
Talk Zone / Re: Matt Holliday a Card?
« on: July 23, 2009, 02:33:29 pm »
.287 with 11 homers and 54 RBI

lackluster?


He got off to a real slow start, but has hit pretty well (though a reduction in power) for the past 40 games or so.

18345
Talk Zone / Re: Tejada
« on: July 23, 2009, 12:35:07 am »
12 to 6 curve ball.

Check your sarc-meter, clarkie poo.

18346
Talk Zone / Re: Tejada
« on: July 22, 2009, 09:56:52 pm »
Old. Washed up.

Trade him

Yep. Can't hit the 12 to 6 slider.

18347
well, see you tomorrow night then Alkie.  I expect some more magic!

Don't pump him up. Fuck you Alkie.

18348
Yahoo!!!!!

18349
kata was running for berkman.    berkman did not stay in after his single.

My bad.

18350
I was referencing  the other AB. Obviously not Berkman's.

18351

Maybe not.  I guess Berkman probably wouldn't have gone to 2B on the throw home the way he's limping around.

Why was Berkman even still in the game?

18352
Shitfuck.

18353
The hook to Bourn was nasty.

18354
The sacks are loaded!

18355
The ball was there in time.  Pudge just dropped it.

Yeah, but don't you think that evan an average arm nails him by ten feet?

18356
Still a horseshit throw. Lee has no arm.

18357
Blum's glove caught his LH finger tips before he hit the bag. Clearly out.

You gotta trust ole Salty! Hey, where's Hub Kittle!

18358
Sit down drunkard!

18359
Fucking Carpenter is filthy.

18360
Talk Zone / Re: Astros +1....again
« on: July 22, 2009, 07:44:56 pm »
Wow! Bring on the babies! Congrats!

18361
Talk Zone / Re: Julio Lugo a Cardinal?
« on: July 22, 2009, 06:42:22 pm »
The MLB.com transactions page shows the Co-Ards calling up a SS, but not Lugo.

18362
Talk Zone / Re: Second "Glad You Asked" contribution
« on: July 22, 2009, 06:24:52 pm »
Then the Astros have less hope than just a wing and a prayer.  They're going to need him, trust me.

We agree that we need starting pitching; I just have seen enough of Hampton this season to know that he ain't got it.

18363
oh my fucking god I hate that one.  And I like commercials, but that one makes me want to cancel our AT&T and do my best to bankrupt them and destroy them to the nth generation.  It's like a commercial for FTCubs or something.

The Jack commercial with the obvious pothead also drives me batty.

18364
Talk Zone / Re: Second "Glad You Asked" contribution
« on: July 22, 2009, 04:17:23 pm »
It's a pipe dream to think that Hampton has anything left in the tank.

18365
I'm rooting for the cavemen.

To be followed closely by the numbnuts that came up with "it's on."

18366
Talk Zone / Re: Yet another new Astros fan
« on: July 22, 2009, 04:11:13 pm »
Awesome news, Gleach!

18367
Talk Zone / Re: calf muscle injuries
« on: July 22, 2009, 03:41:23 pm »
His dedication to perfection is belied by the fact that one sentence before that excerpt, he brags about his "brick English tutor style home."

A tutor style home? What a lucky sonofagun!

18368
I wouldn't say disgusting, but I don't think they are cute at all. Bug-eyed little yaps that look like chicken fetuses. OK, maybe that is disgusting.

As the Red Rooster would say, cute like an iguana.

18369
Beer and Queso / Re: Out-of-town recs, version du N'awlins
« on: July 22, 2009, 01:47:42 pm »
Well cool, that must be pretty neat.

It was my regular mass when I lived and worked in the city. It's like walking into a time warp. You're whisked back to pre-Vatican II. It's a beautiful mass and only lasts 45-55 minutes, and the long only is when the choir sings the mass (once a month). After the third sunday of each month, they do benediction in the old style, which shouldn't be missed either. Tantum ergo and O Salutaris Hostia sung in their glory. I miss it just writing about it. I know people who travel 2-3 hours each way every sunday to go to that mass and to have women wearing veils, etc.

18370
Beer and Queso / Re: Out-of-town recs, version du N'awlins
« on: July 22, 2009, 01:40:45 pm »
Yeah but does it count?

Sure it do. They've had permission for that mass forever.

18371
Talk Zone / Re: Porn Staches?
« on: July 22, 2009, 01:32:25 pm »
no disappointment. i had "Inflatable Doll" in the TZ pool.
So fucking nominated.

18372
Talk Zone / Re: Another Pirate walks the plank
« on: July 22, 2009, 01:28:23 pm »
I think Adam is a FA at the end of the season, so it sheds a bit of cost and gets some return on value.

You are correct, sir.

18373
Beer and Queso / Re: Out-of-town recs, version du N'awlins
« on: July 22, 2009, 01:03:53 pm »
Sunday morning:
Mass at St. Louis Cathedral then jazz brunch at The Court of Two Sisters.

That mass is for whimpy tourists. Check out the Tridentine Latin Mass at Old St. Patrick's on Camp Street, which ain't far away.

18374
Talk Zone / Re: Another Pirate walks the plank
« on: July 22, 2009, 01:01:21 pm »
This looks like a cost shedding move. Epstein has a spotty record of acquisitions, e.g., Lugo and Dice-K. I guess that it is good to have money to play with.

18375
Beer and Queso / Re: happy birthday, jane doe!
« on: July 22, 2009, 12:20:39 pm »
If you see it as someone's left tit. . . that means something else.
It means sit next to me at the next SnS function. I wanna hear what else you have to say.

18376
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: 7/21/2009 - Homewandy vs Bitchiz
« on: July 21, 2009, 09:09:59 pm »
I'll take care of this.

Hang in there Batgirl.

18377
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: 7/21/2009 - Homewandy vs Bitchiz
« on: July 21, 2009, 09:06:23 pm »
Best news about Wandy's double is that he should get to start the eighth.

18378
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: 7/21/2009 - Homewandy vs Bitchiz
« on: July 21, 2009, 09:00:46 pm »
Blue Star for Blum.

18379
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: 7/21/2009 - Homewandy vs Bitchiz
« on: July 21, 2009, 08:51:26 pm »
Why...you'd pull him if he's at XX pitches?

No. But Cooper likes to do so. I hate pitch count decisions. It's bullshit.

18380
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: 7/21/2009 - Homewandy vs Bitchiz
« on: July 21, 2009, 08:49:11 pm »
What's Wandy's pitch count thus far? He looks pretty fluid this evening.

18381
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: 7/21/2009 - Homewandy vs Bitchiz
« on: July 21, 2009, 08:41:18 pm »
pitching change, and this guy has a nasty sinker.

18382
Talk Zone / Re: Miggy, Speedy and Astros "D"
« on: July 21, 2009, 05:45:31 pm »
Think about the irony...

Wouldn't that be (irony X 3220)?

18383
Beer and Queso / Re: happy birthday, jane doe!
« on: July 21, 2009, 01:19:13 pm »
Happy birthday, JD!

18384
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Cards @ Astros, 7-20-09
« on: July 20, 2009, 09:41:45 pm »
Come on Valverde.

18385
Talk Zone / Re: Hou vs. LA. The only time...
« on: July 20, 2009, 05:48:05 pm »
anyone who does not like or appreciate Vin Scully is well beyond idiocy.

Boy is this true. Scully is one of the best of all time, and he hasn't lost a thing.

18386
Talk Zone / Re: Saturday's Game Against the Mets
« on: July 20, 2009, 01:27:11 pm »
Geez, is anyone attending?

If you want, you can all mail them to me and I can meet up with any SnSers who want them before the game and distribute them.



Consider it done. I'll send them to the address that you PM to me.

18387
Talk Zone / Re: Saturday's Game Against the Mets
« on: July 20, 2009, 11:41:26 am »
I have two that are available. Gratis.

18388
Talk Zone / Re: Astros claim Chris Coste
« on: July 15, 2009, 03:54:06 pm »
x2.  I want Gar back, of course I never wanted Gar to leave.

Amen. Garner was the perfect manager for this club.

18389
Talk Zone / Re: Astros claim Chris Coste
« on: July 15, 2009, 02:20:40 pm »
Or if Cooper knew shit about team management.

Cooper knows nothing about team management at all. I've never rooted for a change in manager as hard as I am rooting for one now. The guy's a joke.

18390
Talk Zone / Re: Astros claim Chris Coste
« on: July 15, 2009, 01:46:10 pm »
please. neither has been given much of a chance to contribute. you cannot be sharp playing once every 10 days.

This is absolutely true. Erstad would be contributing more if Michael Bourn hadn't gone absolutely stud on us.

18391
Talk Zone / Re: Acta given the boot
« on: July 13, 2009, 03:10:27 pm »
Acta says he's been fired

"I thank the Nationals for giving me this opportunity and I'm sorry that things didn't work out as expected. It's normal for the manager to pay the price when the team is not doing well."

Care to add another manager to the 'fired list' there Mr. Wade?

I think that the Nats are better than 25-61. I don't blame Acta for underperformance. I blame Bowden and his pinhead staff for giving Acta some horseshit pitching. Things are looking up for them. The kid who pitched sunday was pretty good IMO.

18392
Talk Zone / Re: Paulino optioned to Round Rock
« on: July 13, 2009, 03:07:17 pm »
While I'm not a huge fan of the way Paulino was utilized, I think Footer's 'tweets' in response to comments made to her regarding Coop's treatment of Paulino are not without merit. (LINK, LINK)

I"m not huge Coop supporter, but I don't really agree. [Paulino's] job is to get outs. Period. When you're handed the ball, do something. *** You're either up for the task or you're not... [Paulino] has been good at times but has a long way to go, obviously.

She was responding to my tweet (I'm Ragarm78 on twitter). I blame Cooper for totally mishandling Paulino. In my view, Paulino is going to be better off away from Cooper for awhile.

18393
Talk Zone / Re: So, I met Denny Walling yesterday...
« on: July 13, 2009, 03:04:10 pm »
I met Bobby Knight and Jeff Foxworthy at the Texas Capitol when I worked there. Bobby's a big man!

I survived Knight's U of I hoops camp back in 1976. He's not only big, but he's an ornery, sadistic SOB.

18394
Talk Zone / Re: Inanity check
« on: July 13, 2009, 03:01:27 pm »
i never had control problems, but i always used a two seam grip. that resulted in lots of in and down movement to a RH hitter.

I had control problems from time to time due to mechanical breakdowns. But I lived on alternating between a two seamer that I could locate for some reason even better than a four seamer (unless I was climbing the ladder) and my splitter late in pitcher's counts.

18395
Talk Zone / Re: Jonathan Sanchez...
« on: July 12, 2009, 06:17:04 pm »
Sanchez is probably thinking more about how Rowland saved his No No than that Uribe "blew" his perfect game. 

BTW, why did Uribe move to 3rd.  In earlier highlights, Pablo Sandoval was at 3rd.  Is Sandoval that big of a defensive liability? 

IIRC, that's a pretty common late game move for Boche to make.

18396
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Nationals @ Astros 7-11-09
« on: July 11, 2009, 08:14:28 pm »
Coste comes in for Q in the double switch.

If you PH for Q, you don't need to do a double switch. Q can't hit shit.

18397
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Nationals @ Astros 7-11-09
« on: July 11, 2009, 08:10:35 pm »
Cooper has mailed this one in. Why not PH Coste for Q with two on and two out?

18398
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Nationals @ Astros 7-11-09
« on: July 11, 2009, 08:06:27 pm »
Well, the bright spot here is that El Caballo really seems to have his swing in a groove over the last few games. He's got that really nice release through the zone now, and he's hitting the ball really hard.

Just in time for the ASb and three days off. Sweet.

18399
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Nationals @ Astros 7-11-09
« on: July 11, 2009, 08:03:03 pm »
Fuck you Cooper. You pull the hook quick on a big league vet pitcher, and then you leave poor Paulino out there for nine in two innings and tonight's back-to-back-to-back dingers and boos from the home crowd. Way to give a rookie pitcher a hand. With fiends like you, who needs an enema?

18400
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Nationals @ Astros 7-11-09
« on: July 11, 2009, 08:00:50 pm »
Geez, don't you think that's a bit harsh? He's been doing pretty well until this game...

He's got nothing except for being left-handed. Nothing.

18401
Talk Zone / Re: Inanity check
« on: July 11, 2009, 07:45:09 pm »
Four seam fastball (which is the way that you're supposed to regularly throw a baseball) is the easiest.

18402
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Nationals @ Astros 7-11-09
« on: July 11, 2009, 07:42:39 pm »
I don't think that Hampton should even be in uniform anymore. He is awful.

18403
Talk Zone / Re: Michael Bourn is a Player
« on: July 11, 2009, 01:21:04 pm »

Ditto. And he seems very humble and grounded. I'm glad we have him.

And he's lived through some serious managerial malpractice, especially last season.

18404
Talk Zone / Re: Jonathan Sanchez...
« on: July 11, 2009, 11:31:50 am »
Uribe has gone 3-4 before and will do it again.  How many perfect games have there been, ever?  20? 30?  I bet he does feel like a dick.

I didn't see the play, so I don't know how bad of an error it was. I do see your point though.

18405
Talk Zone / Re: Astros claim Chris Coste
« on: July 11, 2009, 11:30:04 am »
I wonder if this is a signal that Wade is offering Pudge as a trade chip.  It doesn't make a ton of sense to me to carry 3 catchers who don't play any other positions.

I think that Coste also can play 1B and 3B.

18406
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: nats stros game 2
« on: July 11, 2009, 09:49:49 am »
Sampson is running out of gas again. Thanks Cooper.

18407
Talk Zone / Re: Jonathan Sanchez...
« on: July 11, 2009, 09:39:26 am »
Yeah.  Poor Uribe must feel like a total dick. 

Amazing game by Sanchez.  I watched the last four innings, and he was magical.

Doubtful Uribe feels like a dick. He went 3-4 scored 2 runs and drove home 1 last night.

18408
Talk Zone / Re: JackAstro
« on: July 09, 2009, 02:40:06 pm »
Deer Lowered that was fucking hilarious.

18409
Talk Zone / Re: Nationals vs Astros Series Preview now posted
« on: July 09, 2009, 01:19:45 pm »
Awesome. Is that Raup action on youtube somewhere?

18410
Talk Zone / Re: Why is Pence batting 7th?
« on: July 08, 2009, 03:23:05 pm »
6th is where he would be in my lineup. no higher.

Yep. Too undisciplined to be any higher.

18411
Talk Zone / Re: Why is Pence batting 7th?
« on: July 08, 2009, 12:48:15 pm »
You mean 6th? That's right, Geoff Blum is the #5 hitter.

Pence hasn't really been making a strong argument lately that he should bat higher.

.257 in June and .182 in July. His walks are down compared to his strikeouts, which were about even in Mar-May. And he's started swinging at the slider again.

18412
Talk Zone / Re: Braun still an arrogant asshat
« on: July 06, 2009, 08:43:26 pm »
Jeebus. What a tool. He opens himself up to unnecessary criticism. I'm glad that Melvin sounded off about it.

18413
Beer and Queso / Re: IE 8 Bitch
« on: July 06, 2009, 08:40:04 pm »
Expect my bill in the mail, sir.

Send it to Alike. He's rolling.

18414
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Pirates @ Houston, 7/6/09
« on: July 06, 2009, 08:39:13 pm »
Shitfuck Twinkie.

18415
Beer and Queso / Re: IE 8 Bitch
« on: July 06, 2009, 03:12:13 pm »

18416
Beer and Queso / Re: IE 8 Bitch
« on: July 06, 2009, 02:05:31 pm »
Thanks Mark!

18417
Beer and Queso / Re: IE 8 Bitch
« on: July 06, 2009, 11:33:10 am »
Are you using Vista?

Yes. Vista ultimate.

18418
Beer and Queso / Re: IE 8 Bitch
« on: July 04, 2009, 08:39:28 pm »
What BD said.

It's all I've been using for weeks since growing frustrated with IE8.   Much faster.  Deals with java apps a trillion times better.

I took your advice and am now on Chrome. Wow. Just wow.

18419
Beer and Queso / Re: Steve McNair
« on: July 04, 2009, 04:32:19 pm »
Shitfuck. I always respected McNair's talent.

18420
Fucking Fox and this saturday afternoon baseball monopoly. 0-0 in the bottom of the fifth. Ortiz has six K's through 4.1 innings, while Lincecum has eight K's through five innings.

18421
Beer and Queso / IE 8 Bitch
« on: July 04, 2009, 02:10:12 pm »
Does anyone else get asked to constantly install Adobe Flash Player? It doesn't happen with every website that I click on, but it is more than I feel like installing. Does anyone know a way around this constant pestering? It is beginning to impinge upon my happiness.

18422
Beer and Queso / Re: Artest to the Lakers?
« on: July 03, 2009, 06:00:25 pm »
As a Laker fan, I'm not as gung ho over getting Artest, who has the all-time bad attitude, as I am over Phil Jackson returning to coach him. If Jackson had decided to hang them up, I'd have been pissed that they signed a troublemaker. If anyone can get Artest to play like a team and play the triangle, it is Jackson. After all, he tamed Kobe and had Kobe and Shaq on the same team on the court. Artest is in his prime. It's not like when we signed Dennis Rodman (over my vehement objection), who was washed up and not playing offense at all. Thankfully, his stay in the purple and gold was only one season.

As far as Ariza goes, he might be a luxury that a rebuilding club like the Rockets can't really use. He was an important piece in this year's championship puzzle, but he's a replaceable cog and nothing more. He has shown little ability to create his own offense, and he benefitted at the three point line from Kobe's presence. His D was good, certainly better than Artest's against quicker players. However, the Lakers were a little thin in the middle, and it hurt against the big boys like Anthony and James.

18423
Talk Zone / Re: A Small Rant
« on: July 03, 2009, 12:30:31 pm »
I was no good at softball except for pitching in NO, where they play overhand softball. It was fun to throw knuckleballs and curveballs. I actually threw a nine inning shutout once and struck out five. But you can have that underhand shit. I can't hit.

18424
Beer and Queso / Re: Leyritz . . . still a dick.
« on: July 02, 2009, 01:22:16 pm »
I think being a dick transcends addiction. 

Not necessarily. I was quite the dick when I was whacked. I'm not nearly the peckerhead that I used to be.

18425
Talk Zone / Re: Useless stat of the day
« on: July 01, 2009, 03:37:05 pm »
The usually benevolent and wise JD blew last night's game, announcing that the 3 runs would be more than enough to beat the Pads, reminding us repeatedly of how just how badly their offense sucks.

Tempting the BBG's? My God!

18426
Talk Zone / Re: for those keeping count in threes
« on: July 01, 2009, 02:50:07 pm »
Just saw the news. Very sad.

97 years young.

18427
Talk Zone / Re: Blum off the DL, Maysonet back to RR
« on: June 30, 2009, 06:27:41 pm »
I think Maysonet is a major league second baseman. But Ed Wade quit calling me for my input a while back.

I think that he is better than Matsui at this stage.

18428
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Stros @ Pads 6/29
« on: June 29, 2009, 10:26:08 pm »
I don't imagine that they see many balls go out in CF in this joint.

C'mon. They do have the Crushin' Russian!

18429
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Stros @ Pads 6/29
« on: June 29, 2009, 10:09:26 pm »
Pudge hit a pretty good pitch too. He went down and got it.

18430
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Stros @ Pads 6/29
« on: June 29, 2009, 10:01:39 pm »
Dickstain is the modern Fernando Vina to me. I HATED him too.

18431
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Stros @ Pads 6/29
« on: June 29, 2009, 09:58:29 pm »
Dickstain leaned into that pitch. Fuckhead.

And that prick scores on a fucking wild pitch. 1-0 Fathers.

18432
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Stros @ Pads 6/29
« on: June 29, 2009, 09:50:30 pm »
Dickstain leaned into that pitch. Fuckhead.

18433
Talk Zone / Re: Leaked Steriod List
« on: June 29, 2009, 04:12:43 pm »
Jeebus.

18434
Talk Zone / Re: Astros @ Padres Preview Now Posted
« on: June 29, 2009, 04:10:11 pm »
Nice job, Mark.

18435
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 29, 2009, 12:06:30 pm »
yes, if he is going to come out for the 8th. he's as good a hitter as PHers are for one AB.

blame Valverde. this one is on him.

Absolutely agree. Valverde losing Thames after being ahead 1-2 was why we lost.

18436
Talk Zone / Re: 61
« on: June 29, 2009, 12:02:45 pm »
I have seen Roy's curveball in the 60's, whats the big deal?

61 is very slow for a conventional pitch in the big leagues. Now, knuckleballers have been known to get away with pitches even in the 50's, but that's a knuckleball.

18437
Talk Zone / Re: 61
« on: June 29, 2009, 09:09:11 am »
Are they sure it wasn't just an Eephus pitch that got away from him?

Nope. He also recorded a 63 and several 67's and 68's.

18438
Talk Zone / Re: 61
« on: June 28, 2009, 08:59:27 pm »
Damn, I thought maybe McCallum High was finally retiring my football number.

Of course they will.

18439
Talk Zone / 61
« on: June 28, 2009, 07:15:58 pm »
The radar gun reading on a Livan Hernandez curveball tonight.

18440
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 05:38:41 pm »
They ought to put up a glass there to prevent this shit from happening again.

18441
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 03:38:33 pm »
Fucking Valverde and his nibbling against fucking Thames. Fucking go get em.

18442
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 03:36:09 pm »
I didn't have a problem with taking Lee out for defensive purposes.

18443
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 03:32:58 pm »
The fucking fan interference hurt.

18444
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 03:23:47 pm »
Fucking Valverde. Learn to hold your fucking composure.

And Milo is blaming the hone plate ump for not blowing up Timmes on 3-2.

Milo is a fucking nitwit. It was close, but it was a ball.

18445
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 03:22:16 pm »
Valverde pitched Thames like he was Babe Ruth, and then he challenges fucking Inge.

18446
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 03:15:41 pm »
Quit fucking nibbling, Valverde.

18447
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 03:08:27 pm »
I think I would have PH for Ortiz if I was going to pull him

Tejada as PH with a man in scoring position makes sense

That's what I would have done too.

18448
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 03:04:00 pm »
Well, it worked out. Thank God.

18449
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 03:01:37 pm »
Cooper should have known that Leyland was going to counter with another pinchhitter.

18450
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 02:59:41 pm »
I question the pitching change. Ortiz seemed to be in the rocking chair.

18451
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 02:55:47 pm »
That shitbag probably thought the ball boy was getting out of the way so he could make a play on it.

Nominated because of clarity of explanation.

18452
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Tigers vs Astros, Gm 3
« on: June 28, 2009, 02:50:53 pm »
That fan may well cost us this ballgame. I hope that they threw that dumb dicknose out of MMPUS.

18453
Talk Zone / Six Man Rotation until ASB
« on: June 28, 2009, 01:39:18 pm »
Per JD.

18454
Beer and Queso / Re: Billy Mays...dead?
« on: June 28, 2009, 12:51:54 pm »
I work at a video post-production company here in Tampa. Sullivan Productions' office is a floor above us and they were one of our biggest clients until a few years ago and they still work with us off and on. I've known Billy for about 8 years.

Ty:

I'm sad for your loss. He had amazing pitchman abilities. He was believable and his enthusiasm for the product was contagious.

18455
Talk Zone / Re: DeRosa a Co-ard
« on: June 28, 2009, 11:54:26 am »
And he can play RF.

18456
Talk Zone / Re: DeRosa a Co-ard
« on: June 28, 2009, 11:43:22 am »
FTC was trying to get him back.

18457
Beer and Queso / Billy Mays...dead?
« on: June 28, 2009, 11:34:55 am »
Tiz so, according to WaPo. Found dead at 50 (gulp) by his wife. No signs of foul play.

18458
Talk Zone / Re: Blum off the DL, Maysonet back to RR
« on: June 28, 2009, 11:32:31 am »
maybe so maysonet can get regular playing time.

That has to be it, but what will be intresting is what position he'll play at RR.

18459
Talk Zone / Re: Blum off the DL, Maysonet back to RR
« on: June 27, 2009, 10:04:11 pm »
Per Coop in the post game.

I wonder why not Kata?

18460
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Royals @ Astros - 6/25/09
« on: June 25, 2009, 03:35:06 pm »
Hawkins gets them in order. 5-4 going to bottom 8.

18461
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Royals @ Astros - 6/25/09
« on: June 25, 2009, 02:52:08 pm »
Do-Ray sucks.

18462
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Royals @ Astros - 6/25/09
« on: June 25, 2009, 02:46:20 pm »
Top 6, 4-3.

Wright on. First time in a week.

Duck!

18463
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Royals @ Astros - 6/25/09
« on: June 25, 2009, 02:33:48 pm »
Unfortunately I'm not at the stage in my career where I can just clear my schedule. 
Well, what are you waiting for?

18464
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Royals @ Astros - 6/25/09
« on: June 25, 2009, 02:17:22 pm »
Everything was going peachy when I headed back to the office after the 2nd inning.  First time I've ever left a baseball game before it ended and I am learning my lesson.



You chose work over baseball? You put the mojo on the ballclub. Get your ass back to MMPUS ASAP!

18465
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: Royals @ Astros - 6/25/09
« on: June 25, 2009, 02:00:44 pm »
2 errors in the top of the 4th has led to the tying run with runners on 1st and 2nd and no one out.

Who made the miscues?

18466
Talk Zone / Re: hey, LSU
« on: June 25, 2009, 01:53:17 pm »
Would you like to see some scores similar to college football?  College teams typically don't have that kind of pitching depth.  In that light, when will the major conferences go to wood bats?

Scores in the last games would indeed resemble football scores. I like the best of three format, although I opposed the change when it was made. I think now that it was the right call.

The problem with goiong to wooden bats is that all major conference teams play their mid-week games against schools that could not afford to go to wooden bats. I guess you could have a situation where hitters would use aluminum during non-conference games and wood during conference games, but hitters might object to having to go back and forth. I don't think you'll ever see collegiate baseball gong to wood bats. They're just too expensive.

18467
Beer and Queso / Re: RIP, Farrah
« on: June 25, 2009, 12:13:29 pm »
One courageous lady.

18468
Talk Zone / Re: hey, LSU
« on: June 25, 2009, 12:12:46 pm »
Congrats to the Longhorns for a very good series. Jungmann is one of the most impressive collegiate freshman pitchers I have ever seen. He has plus stuff and had fine command. He is going to be an even bigger force next season. I predict that Texas will be back in Omaha next year. I can't say the same for my Tigers just yet. But we'll probably reload just fine.

18469
Alright Mahtook, although Alkie is going to take another shot at your Mom. Geaux Tigers!

18470
SHITFUCK

18471
Shitfuck. Three up and three down. Find your release point, damnit.

18472
This is a brand new ballgame. The Tigers need to answer and fast.

18473
Then he shouldn't have made that catch.

I see.

18474
Fuck you Mahtook, and your unattractive mom.

Hey now. She's a nice lady who lost her husband at a very young age. Mike was at LSU when I was there, and I knew him. Good guy.

18475
Talk Zone / Re: The Duh Ceci Code
« on: June 24, 2009, 07:13:48 pm »
You know that Mr. Happy.  Always the rabble rouser...

That would be me.

18476
Talk Zone / Re: The Duh Ceci Code
« on: June 24, 2009, 04:07:53 pm »
I think we all agree what to do once the bases are loaded.  I still think I pitch to Matsui/Michaels with a base open rather than Michaels/Bourn with the bases loaded, but that's just me. 

I agree with HH. However, I never believed in giving a free pass to anyone, even when it set up the double play. I see the logic in it; I just didn't like to give in to any hitter. Now that I'm older, I might walk a dangerous hitter intentionally, like Pujols, if there was a man on second or third and no outs or one out.

18477
Talk Zone / Re: The Duh Ceci Code
« on: June 24, 2009, 03:54:43 pm »

ARGHHHH!!!

This is SOP on every team.  I am not disputing this.  I'm disputing JackAstro's claim that he can somehow play the middle infielders back, try for a double play, but still not let the tying run score if he doesn't get it.

I understand.

18478
Talk Zone / Re: The Duh Ceci Code
« on: June 24, 2009, 03:46:29 pm »
Fuck me this game is complicated.  [Switches to the CricketChannel]

I used to say :"Hey, I just throw the pitch. You guys do what the coach tells you." I agree with Coach on this one. From what I remember about this play, that was the SOP on the teams I played on too.

18479
Talk Zone / Re: hey, LSU
« on: June 24, 2009, 03:20:21 pm »

Momentum's as good as tonight's starting pitcher, right?

True.

18480
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 23, 2009
« on: June 24, 2009, 12:09:30 pm »
Mr. Jungmann is going to be very rich in a couple of years.

Agreed. He was a buzzsaw last night, and we were lumber.

18481
Talk Zone / Re: hey, LSU
« on: June 24, 2009, 12:08:06 pm »
I think that Texas has the momentum. I am not willing to concede though, and I think that tonight's game will be a good one. I can't wait. Renaudo is the best we've got. If he's off, then Matty Ott and Johnny Wholestaff will have to be it.

Geaux Tigers!

18482
Beer and Queso / Re: RIP Ed McMahon
« on: June 23, 2009, 10:57:56 am »
Luckiest man on the planet. RIP

18483
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 23, 2009, 10:43:55 am »
Wood's inexplicable FB to Mitchell in the 6th and Workman's even more inexplicable off-speed CB in the 11th were the ball game. Jungman could not handle the pressure of pitching with a man on. i was trying to tell Augie to get Wood out in the 9th after he retired Mitchell, but he did not listen.

oh, well. great game. two evenly matched teams, contrary to media opinion. get 'em today.

I agree with Jim on all scores. The pitcher in me knew that Wood had made a mistake to Mitchell. I didn't think that the pitch to Mahtook was poorly executed. I think that the freshman just showed some patience and poise, which he hadn't shown at the plate earlier in the game by swinging for the downs every time.

18484
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 08:27:38 pm »
Shitfuck. I've seen enough of Coleman.

18485
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 08:26:00 pm »
I want a Longhorn steak pizza.

18486
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 07:56:08 pm »
New ball game.

18487
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 07:41:29 pm »
I've put on my rally cap.

18488
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 07:37:47 pm »
Coleman looked sharp that inning.

I agree. He may well be listening to Hershiser, who is absolutely correct about the footwork.

18489
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 07:18:50 pm »
The.....................EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSS of TEXAS are uPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON yooooooooooou.

We'll just have to come out swinging better.

18490
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 07:15:01 pm »
Tip my hat. But that guy shouldn't have tipped his. Showoff.

18491
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 07:04:48 pm »
And all his good work tonight will be wasted in the 9th.  Damn shame.

We shall see.

18492
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 07:02:28 pm »
The bottom of the third inning disagrees with you. I'll try that in the bottom of the fourth.

He looked better in the third. But you should have seen his 2-0 two hit shutout of Arkansas back in May. Threw something like 91 pitches.

18493
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 07:00:19 pm »
1-0 after three.

18494
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 06:59:08 pm »
Coleman doesn't look as sharp as usual.

18495
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 06:53:42 pm »
Going to bottom three. The subsequent winners lead 1-0.

18496
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 06:49:51 pm »
So did I.  But I understand your predicament.   Also, sobriety would explain why you can openly root for the Lakers and LSU Tigers.

Yeah, but I rooted for those teams when I was a drunken drug addict. Explain?

18497
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 06:45:55 pm »
Ok, new rule for the rest of the game (and series).

Everyone in here, from Alkie to Holly, must equip themselves with an adult beverage in a bottle.  I'm serious. 

The drinking starts now (if you haven't already).   One post per inning is mandatory and each Mandatory Post must include baseball related innuendo. 

Go.   Don't fuck this up.

Sorry, Alkie. Can't do the adult beverage thing anymore. I graduated.

18498
Game Zone 2009 Archive / Re: CWS June 22, 2009 LSU vs Texas
« on: June 22, 2009, 06:44:34 pm »
Ponche' End of two. Good Guys up 1-0.

18499
Beer and Queso / Re: CWS
« on: June 22, 2009, 06:24:44 pm »
Lead off homer... gulp.

It was the second hitter. Geaux Tigers!

18500
Talk Zone / Re: Sayonara, Don Fehr
« on: June 22, 2009, 04:19:36 pm »
The union's culpability in the Steroid Era remains to be defined, probably because Bud and the owners are such ripe and deserving targets.   Outed juicers have lost their reputations, almost every player who achieved any statistical success in the past 15 years faces doubts from the public, and we're left with shattered records that mean exactly what?  Sure the guys who put the needles in their arms (or had Brian McNamee do it) are responsible, but union leaders must have known what was going on, and should have been able to envision the consequences.  What exactly did they do about it?  Maybe they did try to stop it and were stifled, but that story hasn't been written yet (or at least I haven't seen it).

And from a 'serve your membership blindly and rabidly' standpoint, the union's handling of the 'anonymous' 2003 tests has been ludicrously awful. 


I think that the MLBPA prevented reasonable testing until public opinion made it impossible to refuse.

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