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Beer and Queso / Re: EPL on NBC in 2013
« on: November 03, 2013, 09:32:46 pm »Wasn't there a rumor he was porking Moyes' daughter?
Yep, and apparently everyone is in on signing him on loan.
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Wasn't there a rumor he was porking Moyes' daughter?
Didn't expect it'd be quite this bad. The gulf in ability is clear and cavernous.
Bank the money and be better placed next time up.
This implies that you are currently *not* useless on Sunday afternoons. We haven't heard your wife's opinion on that yet.
Never was, never has been against the rules, AFAIK. You're not allowed to kick the ball out of a goalie's hand(s), nor are you allowed to play the ball when the goalie has two hands on it. What that guy did violated neither rule.
And then there's the old "Hide Behind the Goalie and Steal the Ball" ploy.
Oops, forgot to offer my congrats on the big win this weekend! I know I should be rooting for Khaleesi to go down in flames (to take one of the three trapdoor spots), but I feel more of a kindred spirit there than with other relegation contenders. Fuck Hull.
Just bank the three unexpected points, and carry on.
Availability is awesome. However, I just found out that Palace are, apparently, targeting Joey Barton as a transfer window signing. This makes me very, very unhappy.
Ah yes very good point.
I'm very happy to see other relegation rivals having shit days. Palace sitting 12th on goal difference right now.
He had to return some videotapes.
"Yes! Three points!"
["No, that's no points. You have to kick it under the bar."]
"Hey! You gotta kick it under the bar for three points."
["One point."]
Palace reverting to its chronic (literally) problem of shipping late goals. THey've had the lead in the last 4 games, and come away with 4 points out of 12. Cardiff are rolling. Never mind how pretty it is, getting out of the Championship is MMA compared to the Premiership's dressage.
...and just like that Cardiff's superior goal difference all-but disappears, while Palace rocket to the top of the table with yet another emphatic victory.
Palace now one point off the top, and a new - highly rated - manager installed.
This is getting fun!
That would be the same Cardiff that's already lost to Crystal Palace once already this season?
Spurs are the only other acceptable alternative London Premiership team option.
Every game available live somewhere on an NBC outlet. Link.
Now all I need is for Crystal Palace to make it back up (currently sitting 4th in the Championship, unbeaten in 11 games, having just beaten the league leaders on the road last weekend, knocking them off the top). So far, the lack of a manager doesn't seem to be slowing us down.
Great. Another one of these mouthbreathing yahoos...
What I'm saying, is enjoy it now. They've got to prove they can adjust. Maybe they can.
Happ is keeping the ball down tonight a lot better than he has. That's what he needs to do. Throwing strike one would help.
I think we need HH to opine on the scoring of thatthree base errorhit and two base error.
You found a place to smoke the Monte in NY? I've heard it's very cigar unfriendly these days.
Who the hell do you want to start in his place? Aneury? Figueroa? I mean, really, as bad as Happ is there is no one who's close to challenging for a rotation spot.
Cliff Lee is having a Hershiser type run.
Damn, Hamilton is strong.
Another great catch by Fuld:
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=16340971
There you go.
Although I give him credit for calling up Adu, who looked great.
At least England's World Cup future is strong
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/23/charlie-manuel-makes-plea-for-a-right-handed-hitter/
Bidding obviously starts with Dom Brown. What else would we need to make a Pence deal worthwhile?
Chicharito just missed a sitter.
Corporan drives me nuts. I don't think that I could work with him.
It's enough to make me believe that anyone could be the 5th-string catcher for a major league team.
Wait, nobody posted the same thing as me at the same time? What?
How could you possibly be watching an Astros at stR game without drinking heavily (a Lyles start notwithstanding) - I can't fathom such a thing?!?!?
Corporan's going to hit a home run.
What the fuck difference would that make?
Worst fucking bullpen in the universe.
Sure wish the Astros had alock-downgoodhalf-way decent bullpen.
Bourgeois deserves two fucking errors on that play.
Another quiet night in the GZ...
Shit. Show. Discuss if we must.
Stress fracture, I presume.
Per MLBTR anyway... LINK
MLB.com's Bill Ladson hears that [the Astros] are looking to trade both Brett Myers and Jeff Keppinger...
Wallace has reached safely in 6 of his last 7 plate appearances
I am amazed at how productive Pence can be. As crazy as he drives me, he is productive with the bat.
Astros still losing to the Pirates. The fucking Pirates!
The 1st got off to a bad start when he misplayed a poor leadoff bunt attempt. He wasn't given an error, but it was an eminently makable play. If he gets the leadoff guy out, Jones never gets to bat...
It sounded like some sort of weird play, but I'm listening to Milo. So anything is possible.
By way of reference, the league average ERA is 3.92 (which is pretty remarkable by itself - I can't remember the last time I saw the AL under 4.00)
Hey. Valdez. Bautista can hit a fastball. A long, long way.
Bite me.
/s Ron Gardenhire
I like Eno, myself. I'd be thinking of something off of Before and After Science, though.
Some people will tell you Eno/Lanois messed up U2's sound. Steve Lillywhite acolytes, I guess. And, come to think of it, I personally prefer the first three Lillywhite-produced LPs to anything/everything that came after. By far.
But then, who cares? It worked out all right for them. Besides, the band brought in Eno because they wanted to go that direction, anyway.
I don't mind the fact that they lose due to inferior talent. That happens. But shit like this is just unwatchable.
Saints preserve us.
Utley and Mauer are still looking ahead at long careers, Lance is looking behind.
But Drayton not visiting him when he was in town is a tad shitty.
SHIT!!!
Levine says Nash felt a 'pop' in his wrist. Don't know what the problem is, but they're not real optimistic...
Let me repeat, SHIT!!!
Then you'll be happy with how that turned out.
Ginobili for THREE!!!... or, two...
Spurs/grizz pretty interesting... For nba
/pulls helmet off of knight sent to protect La Russa
// recoils in horror at seeing it's Berkman the Bruce
Drayton... if these are your fans, then why do they leave?!
Brett Wallace shoots fire from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.
Ugh, never thought I would miss the time Bill Hall struck out
We got a new super. Within a month of him starting, we got approved for a washer/dryer (which changed my wife's view of the apartment entirely), a new a/c unit in our living room, and DirecTV. Now I'm trying to sign a 5 year extension on the lease.
Wow Bourn stops at a go sign
Well, fuck. And now a curtain call. What a prick.
Not correct. Pick up any pile of homeless man dookie and put it in your mouth.
Ah, to order, you said. So put a pickle on it.
Hells no. I ain't going out to East Jesus to sit in the rain.
Anyone that thinks Shake Shack is the best burger on anything is clearly functionally retarded.
I think he missed the tag on Hall.
I've not had the Queen Vic's version but I doubt it's a traditional Quebecois poutine. Probably still delicious, though.
Outstanding work by Melancon. Good money says he's the closer by year end.
Melancon looks like soccer's missin link Craig Bellamy, and/or the lead singer of !!!
Q is having a very nice week or so.
No, what's sad is that Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann pass for intellectuals.
I don't get it either - what the fuck else is there to do in Cincinnati other than go on the Fuckhouse: The Early Years guided tour, but I mean even that has to get old/slightly creepy after a Hal dozen times or so.
The good news is that thus far the Piroots are tossing another shitburger 2-0 to the Turdinals in the third inning.
I didn't realize you were 12.
You guys that are listening to the game need to track down the video of that throw. It was fucking sick and Hall's tag was great too.
the Philadelphia Phillies?!?!?!?
That's the story from Rangers beat writer T.R. Sullivan anyway... LINK
Just think, a rotation with Cliff Lee, Roy Halladay, Roy Oswalt and Cole Hamels. Absolutely amazing... WOW!
Can't wait to see how Qatar responds to the female Brazil/Uruguayan/Dutch fans.
They do know that a little bit of drinking happens at the WC, right?
LETS go YANkees.
LETS go YANkees.
Fuckin' Girawdi, get dat bum Saysay outta heya awredy.
We just ate there and the markup was 20%, which they make clear before you show up. It's just like in parts of Europe, where they roll it into the price; it's not "added on" later.
Frankly, I was worried the service would suffer, but it was easily the 2nd or 3rd best service we've had in NYC (aside from the sommelier asking me what kind of wine I liked). Honestly, I usually tip more than 20% at the high end places, so they just screwed themselves.
I'm exactly the same way. I'd rather eat it dry than with mayo.
But also looking for recommendations for New Haven, CT.
i think i heard that Byrdak had not given up a run in 34 of his last 35 appearances. if so, takefuckingthat, Mr. Happy!
7 am 9/10 to NYC
on ship 9/12
London and other places until overnight train from Paris to Munich on 9/23-24
we're doing several trains this time but will have a car in Germany
yeah man, unfortunately i don't think i can get it all squared away in 3 minutes when the draft starts. maybe he can come on here and give you his login info asap, but aside from that i don't know.
i can't figure out what team is his.
WTF man. You asked me multiple times to be in this league, and I've had the draft date and time posted for a long time. I can make your slot a bye week if you can't get your shit together.
Being put on the kiss cam with a girl who wasn't my date was a little awkward.
Wait, aren't there now 2 outs in the T6?
Correction. 3-hitter. Way to go SBB!!!
I don't know, I'm not a surgeon. I've read reviews of it though, in prestigious medical journals, that praise it as a major breakthrough in carpal tunnel treatment with much fewer problems than traditional open methods. At any rate...I think we can all agree he's not right in the head.
How is moving to the MWC any better for Houston than staying in the C-USA at this point? Is BYU really UH's Magic Golden Ticket to Respect and Wonderfulness?
Ah yeah, that's an awesome video. But I meant "Jerry" as in Jerry Manuel! Of course I know the real quote from Karate Kid! What do you take me for?
Get 'im a body bag,JerryJohnny!
Didn't hear this conversation, but it sounds like what was done after my stroke. Ran a tube up an artery in my thigh to near my shoulder, and then shot dye into my brain. It was hot and thick and hurt like hell. And they kept telling me not to blink or move or breathe or it could kill me. One of the scariest things I ever had to go through.
Anyway, it's not a fun story or a funny story, I was just sitting here realizing how fucking old I am. And also how glad I am to not be 22 anymore.
Good points. It's too bad more clubs aren't willing to do prospect-for-prospect trades. With Wallace at 1B now, it would seem there will be no place for Clemens, even if he does somehow cut down on the K's and continue to put up the big power numbers. And now Martinez might fall into the same category. Perhaps Wade can trade them, down the line, for guys who better fit the Astros' needs, but it seems like most clubs aren't willing to trade away talented-but-blocked minor leaguers for the same.
My Yankee friends like it. My Texan friends don't, but most appreciate the effort. They do have a decent wine list, I've heard.
WOOOWWWWEEEEOOOHHHHHHEEEEEOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWW WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT, DAVE RAYMOND?!?!?!
Holy schnikeys! Run, Bournest, run!
ok, so here's the lineup so far:
Waldo
Jane Doe
subnuclear
duman
tralfaz
zipp
lurch
chuck
dvauthrin
austro
mraup
Joey Trum
That's 12. I can't tell if JackAstro wants to play, but if he does he's 13.
I'd say Froback gets next dibs because he'sbeen embarrassed by his feeble mental abilityplayed before. A few others wanted in too, but I don't want to go higher than 14 teams unless somebody has a good idea on how to do it. I'm going to eliminate one or two roster spots this year also so that we don't have to pick up as many dregs to fill out our teams.
$10 okay with everyone? winner take all? $20? some other prize?
15 years later and the umps still give the Braves 6 inches off the plate.
Gunther with his predictable rollover to SS.
That it was. DeShields "have reached an agreement on a contract" per McTaggart. LINK
I believe that its only possible when you hit the fabled 6-run homer.
i just learned that the Bankruptcy Judge overseeing the auction is my law school classmate Russ Nelms.
This is an interesting notion. So, in the years where the Yanks didn't make the playoffs, did those seasons simply never occur? I can see this taking a "Lost" direction very quickly. This is awesome. Would this make Jeter the Jack character? Or would that be A-Rod? Personally, I think A-Rod is James/Sawyer. Ohh... yeah, I take it back, Pettitte is Jack, as he left AND then came back! Oh ho! Leaving Jeter to play the Locke role. Out of respect for Berkman, I think we have to make him Mr. Eko or maybe Hurley.
Don't forget - he personally trained the doctors in the Brown Hand Procedure.
Too late. The yahoos on YES (Kay and Leiter tonight, who I have to admit, I do like just fine) spent 5 minutes listening to the field guy tell the story about Lance learning to bat switch because his father was Czechoslovakian and didn't know any English, realized the only way to make any money was to sell his only son's liver and fattened him up with heavy German foods.
Then they went immediately into the "never had to play in pressure" bullshit and how much easier it is to hit in the Yankees lineup and then I kind of threw up or something and muted it.
Lance just struck out in less than 15 seconds in his first Yankee Stadium at bat.
The Yankee fans barely cheered (I guess at least they didn't boo) when he was announced.
The best finisher they have they didn't even put on the fucking team. When I read that I thought, OK, fuck you, you're going to get spanked by some third world shithole and you're going to deserve every minute of it. And sure enough.
Are you asking me in particular or this is a question for the general public?
And that's it.
You can kiss Americans learning to love this sport back on ice for four more years.
I can't imagine sleeping for 9 straight hours. I don't know how these men can still swing a racket.
Oh yes. I caught it the first time and then again on the replay. He's really genuinely awful. He has neither the voice nor the insight to do this job. He's bad for any sport.
Which I think is a safe bet. I mean, they came in heavy favorites against USA and easily took care of business.
Lyles with another good outing. LINK
LINE: 7.0 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 8 SO, 0 HR (98 pitches, 70 strikes). His ERA is now 2.37.
Whats the story with this NY fast food (?) restraunt where you walk in and apparently its a giant vending machine, with cooks in the back keeping it filled?
I like Tanner Boyle myself. He's feisty.
It's more interesting than the game itself.
Absolutely not. Bradley, and his bald head are clearly between the defender and the goal. I'm not sure how you can possibly see it any other way.
Apparently this was not the call anyway.
It's worse than you think. This is what happened immediately after the re-start. This was in the 80's, so lopping off a leg would've brought only a yellow. To be honest, I would've taken a red to have crocked that cheating little fuck. And I would've done it after the whistle. If there are no rules...then it's 'Nam, right?
So - correct me if I'm wrong,
Slovenia - 4 pts
USA - 2 pts
England - 1 pt
Algeria - 0 pts
Meaning the US needs England to lose/tie (1-1) to Slovenia to advance, assuming Algeria loses all three games. Right?
Reffing horrible all day
Let me tell you something.
The USA? Doesn't play soccer. This is not our sport. This is not our tournament. Let the countries that give a shit have it.
I'm feeling sorry for the hosts right now. Uruguay merited the win, but the ejection of the SA keeper and the ensuing penalty were both harsh to say the least. I felt the whole time that SA were getting the rough end of the ref., but there was nothing really egregious (like that obvious thought-foul on Robert "Super Hands" Green) that impacted the result.
Good news is that, now, Mexico and France are in a true Thunderdome scenario. I'm clearly neutral in that one so, all I'll say is: Viva México!
Here's a video of Bryce Harper being ejected from the JUCO World Series. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXccEtfmerE
I gotta go all the way to the east side to collect?
ole Oz is spot on, but that might cost him some dinero.
England will look great on the list of teams punked by the US with this mentality.
Nice headline from an English tab shown during last nights game, er, tryout.
England
Algeria
Slovenia
Yanks
Yankees - Jeter, , well above averate offensively, a little less than average defensively, plays in the American League, batssecondlead off.
Yes. We're all actually from Houston.
YOUR Lakers? YOUR Bulls?
That's it, no one gets to give me shit in here for moving to NYC anymore.
would you have wanted anyone besides keppinger up at that time? i had no doubt he'd get a hit. now, if it had been any of the 3-4-5 hitters the doubt would have been there.
Oh good. Suns just conceded 1.5 games into a 7 game series.
Took you at your word. Didn't turn on the sarc-meter.
You guys get SO much more romantic as you age.
OOOH. The mod private messaged me to ask me nicely to lay off all the motards. I work fast.
And now that you've been married for so long, things have changed... how?
Because you weren't used to being on base?
Absolutely no excuse for that when you're on third base with 2 outs. There is nothing to gain
Can't you just hold on to those as an investment, because you know that when LJ gets through fucking over the rest of the league and trying to asphyxiate everyone on ESPN who is waiting for his decision, the Knicks season tickets will be worthabsolutely nothingtheir weight in pizza?
I lived in a AA town my entire childhood. I then lived in a AAA town during college and a major league town since.
Dollar for dollar and total-experience, minor league baseball kicks major league baseball's ass. It's not even close.
You sit right on the field, you meet the players, the food is better, you can take a family of 4 for less than $20, easy in, easy out, better promotions. I'm done attending MLB games in person. $400 to not see the game and eat shitty food in an uncomfortable chair? Gosh, thanks, but no thanks.
Shit. That was going to be my excuse.
I will be in Herzegovina that weekend.
Not that I'll be going, but are any of you yucksters coming up for the series at Yankee Stadium in June?
That won't be difficult, since I don't actually have one of those.
Note to self:
Stop pokingfingerpenis into wall outlet. Bzzt, ow. Bzzt, ow. Bzzt, ow.
THREE. tvs.
hockey's been around in texas for quite awhile already. i was surprised to learn how long it has been around in the valley.
and i might get to finally write a recap about the astros winning a game.
So, R. Kelly likes $9 ribs?
It just sounds so awful, I wondered who watched this commercial and went "fuck yes! Finally, a place where I can eat the lowest quality food possible, and lots of it!" The ribs don't even look good in the ad.
Really? Have we really reached a point in society where all-you-can-eat ribs for $9 sounds like a good idea?
Does that actually sound appetizing?
Maybe it was just the 2 years in the restaurant biz, but rock-bottom-beef-prices never sounds "yummy."
He was thinking he could hit the first two, but not the third.
First pitch was a high fastball. Second pitch was a change up. They set him up pretty good.
Anyone care to throw out an inning and game score. I know it's not nearly as exciting as some conversation about a tag that occurred innings ago, but I'd really friggin like to know...
No he wasn't. The ump signaled safe because Manzella dropped the ball. The tag was right on the bag. It beat the runner. He's out, if Manzella hangs on to the ball.
No, he was out if Manzella doesn't drop the ball.
Damn, Manzella...hang on to that ball. The throw was there.
Just threw a good one to Parra.
wrong, weak ass hit back to the pitcher.
Manzella hit in the throat with ball.
A groin tweak per Footer, they hope he'll play tomorrow.
The Lineup
Feliz playing third, hitting third.
Lee cleaning up
Blum at first hitting fifth
Pence is sixth.
What happened? Having MLB.TV issues AGAIN...
Safer than a mother fucker.
That wasn't Q's fault. A better throw still gets him at 3B.
I guess the key today was that I was so busy that I didn't even follow the game on GZ. Am I the jinx? Say it ain't so!
Dude: Brad Mills has run off an eight game losing streak. Should he get run off too?
At what point are we officially making a run at the 88 orioles?
K #6, sit down
did bill and jd just agreed that no one should through hunter a strike?
and Schumaker walks AGAIN.
Shit. That doesn't even really qualify as a "lead" then.
Now you know how Pirates fans feel every spring training.
If we have to deal with Satan, then so be it. We can't just avoid the guy who happens to represent some very good ballplayers because *he* is a royal pain in the ass. Boras is probably not the only hard-nosed agent out there.
I am in Shanghai. I rotate between here and Singapore on a 3-month schedule.
I should be here in the fall, though I will have a short trip to Houston in either late summer or early fall. When will you be in China, and which city? I'd love to meet up, if you are in the area.
I haven't gotten to watch either game yet, and have only gotten to listen to Milo.
wow....i hope those x-rays are negative tomorrow. we don't need to expose our lack of depth at SS this early in the season
Bet you do.
Look, I admit it. I'm rusty. I haven't kept up with the sport as much as I should have the last two years.
But who the fuck gets shutout by an unmedicated Barry Zito at home in 2010?
You've seen the rest of our rotation, yes?
fuck fuck fuck this season season season
Lincecum's stuff looks absolutely filthy. Roy doesn't appear to be able to locate at all. Is that what it looks like on tv?
Other than a bus station crapper, I mean?
Also, Yankees suck; fire Girardi.
I'm surprised that Casey Daigle isn't on the team, but perhaps that is because he's more apt to be a Starter-In-Waiting in the minors than a long relief man and/or setup man at this point. He threw the ball well this spring, however with the way both Paulino and Norris pitched this spring, it's better to make sure you have insurance in the minors and perhaps Daigle knows that with the fragility of the Houston starters, that is not out of the realm of possibility for him.
That's a good woman you've got there.
Did your wife agree with you on this? Just curious.
Good, then keep it to yourselves. Because that bitch ain't hot. Even if you're the kind of guy who needs to believe that anyone with dark skin and appears on television is exotic and therefore attractive, this chick is not hot. I'm not saying she's ugly. I'm just saying, she's any chick of Indian descent that doesn't weigh more than 140 lbs on Earth.
My wife will take her one day after school and they'll enjoy it.
Like I said, with about 20-30 exceptions, I hate movies.
Yeah, I'm not sure if you actually wanted me to chime in or not; I can give you more advice on living here than visiting here, but chuck's right about the Airtrains.
Number 3 Texas in 1984. As the season progresses the team is going to get better, it's a young team. Sumlin was a really good hire.
Suuuuuuuure. I'll just take my wife and six year old daughter to a bar to watch a game that ends two hours after my daughter's bed time. Shit, why didn't I think of that?
You know which college football uniforms I like? These:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I_-758uD-fU/SGCN-fKwu9I/AAAAAAAAABc/75rIEXpcMsA/s320/Penn%2BState%2BJersey.jpg
He's looked pretty ordinary this season.
I fear Cooper actually setting fire to the pitchers.
congrats on the 10 years!!
rifraft is the one that needs that link.
Don't want to hear the story, the Astros are depressing enough tonight.
But what bottle(s) have you crawled in to?
how did he dropped it?
want to trade stories?
mine has nothing to do with work, but a crazy chick is involved.
maybe you all need to shut up about scoring.
Dammit, man, I told you to shut the fuck up.
he grows a third nipple and sees the purple dragon.
No one asked you. We're trying to have a completely technical discussion about medicine between people with no knowledge of health professions whatsoever.
It was my understanding he had heart valve surgery...that usually requires coumadin post-op.
Fulchino coming in.
Robot catcher, you say? Might be more likely than you think.
no. never, ever at 2.
sure, but does coop pull a kubiak and keep his job with a late push to mediocrity?
Pence is certainly not good at driving in runs, while not really a good option at 2 it may be where he can do the least damage. Since Matsui is in a funk, and Keppinger isn't allowed to play, not really many options to bat 2nd. Miggy does cost Bourn a lot of SB oppurtunities IMO.
I don't like Tejada batting second either, not even when he was hitting .340. Pence might be a good option to bat behind Bourn considering the steady diet of outside breaking pitches in the dirt he receives . Should be a lot of good pitches for Bourn to run on. Pence also has a considerably higher OBP then Miggy as well as better speed. With Matsui batting .220 against RHP I don't even see why he is in there. Keppinger and Maysonet both seem like better options at this time.
He can field too.
Yeah, but it wasn't the very next inning.
I am just thankful he didn't give the lead back in the very next inning, how many times has that happened this year?
at least we still have bourn
i hate feeling like this towards them.
i really shouldn't say them, because it is really only cooper. i hate him.
i am not wondering.
Somehow this is coop's fault. Haven't figured that out yet.
HA! i told Mark last night Pence would be moved up to 5th today.
Aug 11, 2009: Same lineup used on consecutive days. Mark it down.
Roy needs to be the Stopper today.
Does Valverde EVER have a shutdown save?
three are ignoring me. i dont think i shall be able to go on
Might as well mention a certain shortstop in a certain postseason series.
Two months ago, I had zero ignorers.
Last night, I had 4.
Now I have 2.
Are there people that just go thru this site indiscriminately hitting the IGNORE button or what?
I want my badge of honor back!
Oddly enough, while many of Houston's females are head over heels in love with Hunter, most gay men I know don't find him attractive at all.
Alright, am I the only one that thinks that Pence's hustle face, last seen between 2b and 3b, would also show up - put this delicately - in the throes of passion?
nope, there is fresh meat with norris. plus, he probably isn't done with paulino.
Just the ones in Westwood and just during football season.
FUCK the Bruins and their candyass fans. And while we're there, FUCK the Trojans too.
Part of LA are you in? And I've already been to all those bars, man. I appreciate it though. Between half my family being from there, my best friend going to USC, and various other odd trips out there, I've been to those bars.
I'm seriously trying to imagine something, anything (a sporting event?) that would make me get up off my lofty ivory perch and travel an hour to visit the burbs.
I've heard this. From multiple people who know. Also, Brooklyn.
The problem with the great Jewfewd in Jersey and Lawn Guyland is.......I'll never get to try it. Shame.
#6 by Blum
lead cut by 1/2
How much are you tipping?
I got one 3 days ago. It was $13.
ETA: Wait.....you're not Jewish, are you.
I'll put 2nd Ave's pastrami up against Cantor's any mother fucking day.
You're out of your fucking mind.
Worst GZ Ever?
Anyone got anything else they'd like to talk about?
We will need these runs with Byrdak coming in. I have little faith in him.
No need to FIFY. Nice.
You know, I REALLY liked Citi.
The problem is, with a 6 year old, you wouldn't get home till like 11pm and that just ain't gonna happen.
Citi kicked NewYankee's ass in every dept except food and time-to-stadium.
leadoff walk by Fulchino. 7 by astro pitchers now
I was there Saturday. Where was the request then?
I can assure you, I'll probably never go back unless the Stros are playing the Yanks.
New Yankee Stadium fucking sucks.
So it's true.
Did she just stand up and show it to fucking everyone?
Oh, look at me. I have boobs and I'll let ANYone touch them at group outings.
That's quite a contribution.
Sorry, didn't mean to break the wall there.
MR. HAPPY.
-alkie
Yeah, or groin.
Either way.
He left, quickly, no argument.
Season is not looking good unless we pull Halladay out our asses.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
The way he was walking makes me wonder if he's done his groin again.
Wait a second. Who the fuck goes to work at 7:30 here if they live in Manhattan? Fuck is wrong with you. If your boss tells other bosses, the jig is up for the rest of us.
The 4 isn't the nightmare everyone says it is?
I take the 6 in during shit weather and yeah, much nicer train, packed in like sardines.
That could have taken all night.
So which trains you take in the am?
Apparently.
1-0 Astros after 1.
this is maybe the greatest, most fascinating, most hilarious video ever. it's an infomercial for the insane clown posse's upcoming music festival. seriously, i don't know if you guys and gals are ready for it because it's that good. watch the entire thing!, don't just stop after a minute or two because you will not "get the gist of it" and you will miss out. to that end, don't just watch it once, watch it at least twice maybe three times if you can. i know you people have jobs, but this will help get you through your day and the rest of your lives:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNe11E_KiAk
I actually said that to him. He snapped my arm off at the elbow and then made change.
- You know about our MLB Exec neighbor. What I just found out today is the 93 year old man who lives across the hall from me was one of 6 people in the room who planned the Normandy Invasion. That one. No shit.
Beer terrace. MLB execs. You bring the CW.
Off day tomorrow, Hondo.
Your fucking with had nothing to do with it, my good man.
I came, I caught, I cankered.
Hi. I'm Alkie. Maybe you know me. I may not live in the GZ anymore, but I own the place. Feel free to stick around for awhile. You might learn something.
ALKIE WINS!!! ALKIE WINS!!!
Everyone who was here in the 4th inning may line the fuck up and kiss my royal papal ass.
Fuck with me again and you get burned.
You don't need speed for a squeeze.
Thats why I wish we had some speed on the bench for these situations. Someone like Abercrombie could be used as a pinch runner.
No, he's on his balcony (he has a balcony; I have a terrace). But I can yell at him. He's right there.
You want I should pass along a message to the guy who actually came up with that project and is in charge of it? He's right here.
No joke.
I'm blown away by MLB At Bat's TV for the iPhone on wireless. Holy shit! That is all.
Maybe not. I guess Berkman probably wouldn't have gone to 2B on the throw home the way he's limping around.
Underestimate me again, fools.
Do it.
We still win this game.
I also guarantee the Oswalt Inning in the 5th.
It won't be pretty.
Some of you will leave.
Some of you will complain.
Some of you will cease to believe.
We still win tonight.
Have I mentioned that Roy is STRAIGHT UP dealing?
38 pitches, 29 strikes.
Even though I have no powers, I can't seem to help myself... Better get some more chickens ready, Mr. Beard.
Not my first rodeo. Feeding schedule worked to get everybody settled down for a nap for game time. Changed a diaper and wiped the Cardinal off his butt about 20 minutes ago. Should be good for an inning or two....maybe
Dennys.
Can't you fuckres spell anything right?
It would validate everything we already know.
I've met her.
Well, at least Batgirl found something else to do tonight.
Sorry for wasting everyone's time with that.
Lady.
You are a bit of a geek. I will call you Jimi.
Are you hot?
So this is intentional?
Let me know. Why are you in the CW crowd anyway, just luck?
So did you tell people you were from the UES or East Harlem?
Why'd you vacate to move to down there?
If you're out driving around with nothing to do, still plenty of good apts available in our building. If you lived here.....you'd be sitting on a terrace with an MLB exec.
Dude. You said I was "across the park from you." What park at 15th street were you referring to?
I thought you said you were on 5th?? Park and Mad ain't generally 3 brackets above the folks on 5th Ave.
Perfect game, no hitter, shutout gone on one pitch.
It was REALLY difficult actually.
He looked over his railing across to my railing and said "YO. Yankees game is over, can I come over for a beer?"
Are you trying to tell me this isn't the same bizarro world you live in since you moved up here?
Extree Innings.
We paid fer it and, this being the first evening of rain on my terrace in over a month, we're going to utilize it.
It ain't raining on your side o' the park?
2 games out in 3 hours.
And lamb. That's about it as far as I can tell.
In one instance, a crewman died at sea under unclear circumstances. As I recall, he was found at the bottom of a stairwell with a broken neck, and it was not known whether he'd fallen, or had been pushed. The ship was four or five days out from port. I don't know if the captain did it on his own authority, or was instructed to, but just to show someone higher up's insensitivity to the Muslim crew, they were instructed to take the dead guy, wrap him up, and put him in the meat locker for the rest of the trip, with the consumables.
Even as a non-Muslim, I thnk that would have bothered me. On that ship, they damn near had a mutiny.
What is the difference between Haram and Makruh?
ETR: incredibly non-contextual cut and paste
Just for my education - what would the opposite of halal be?
Just testing a theory – do you have a beard, and look like a latino Ernest Hemingway? Do you not always drink beer? When you do, what is your preferred brand?
We used to laugh about it at the time, but I still sometimes wonder if there were a lot of guys trapped in the Muslim version of purgatory, if they have one, all because of our contretemps with their food orders.
I hope not. That is a pretty heavy metaphysical debt, and I don't know that I have done enough on the positive side over the years to balance it out.
I think the shrimp was a reference to my Muslim post. I am aware of no dietetic restrictions on papists (other than abstaining/fasting on Fridays, and before the Eucharist.) If there are any, I am probably in trouble.
What I want to know, Hudson, is where the hell is Turkey? I mean, it's bi-continental, obviously. Not that I have a problem with that. But is it also Central Asian? Middle Eastern? It abuts both regions yet is a NATO member and is hoping to join the European Union. Puzzle that one out.
No "killer instinct?". The guy didn't get broken until the bitter end. I don't watch tennis all that often, so I won't refute your argument but today that certainly wasn't the case. He played the best ever. And he played an amazing match.
I like his game, and I like the signing, but Ariza has not shown himself to be a good 3-point shooter at all. Artest is significantly better behind the arc.
I think the Rockets are better off with Ariza.
Well, crapos, brodog.
I was going to go to Lombardi's, but they don't do slices and then I was going to go try John's on Bleeker but they don't do slices either.
So poo.
Yeah, I'll tell you that dog food here is a fucking outrage, as are some 6 packs of beer ($14 for a 6er of local shit? really?) but on the whole, eating out is about the same here as back in Houston. We ate at a decent-enough French bistro tonight here that cost almost to the penny what we spent at Rabelais in Rice Village; which is totally reasonable.
But he just doesn't look like he has any emotion for the game today.
I'll give it to you right now.
FUCK it's cold here. How the FUCK do 19 million morons live in this shit? The fuck is wrong with these people? There are snow drifts on my snow drifts and the wind doesn't ever stop, but hey, at least my radiator won't shut off so our apartment fluctuates between 155 degrees and 13 degrees. Is it summer yet?
So some "rifraft" says it is fine and you agree. Oh Alkie, how thou has fallen!
Everyone. Should live. In NYC. For a year.
Stay thirsty, my friend.
Speaking of lighting up... has anyone ever more directly advertised to the stoner crowd than Jack in the Box with their $0.99 taco commercial?
I'm thinking that this is a very real possibility as we move more and more towards the trading deadline.
Cool, that'll be easy to check out. That's like 3 blocks from our apt.
Um, not Lancaster.
Hawkins in for BOT 9. Announcers unsure what's going on with Valverde.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Two things (or maybe three):
1. Yankees scored 2 in the 6th nd 2 in the 7th and afre threatening to tie the score.
2. NEVER tempt the BBG's this way when talking about the Astros.
?3.? Given that it is an AL team, I'll let the BBG offense slide this time.
The O's spanked ole CC, knocking him out in the fifth inning.
Ron Villone?
I won't give a clue about the 2 Astro draftees but two of the other three have an Ausmus connection.
Maybe the Yankees will file for bankruptcy and get some taxpayers' money to cover next year's payroll.
Washington Square park is halfway fenced off, they're doing some kind of work there.
damn, i hope OV accepts RR. he is too good to be this bad.
I'm thoroughly confused.
Did Coop just leave Roy in to bat with 1st and 3rd, 2 outs, and then lift him before throwing a pitch in the following inning?
rutro
You know, that 5 hole thhread today is what the TZ is. That was intelligent baseball discussion.
Holy cow, Bucknor! You don't see a strike call missed THAT badly very often.
Hold on to your damn bat, Lance. Sheesh.
Kaz just hit that foul ball right to an asian dude in the stands. Now that was odd.
Cubs announcers are saying "hoff power"
Dempster's over 105 pitches.
That was a big out to end that inning with Lee on deck.
Still going away to Soriano.
Quiet night in the GZ...
Oh come on. Marmol threw Berkman 5 pitches, none of the close to being strikes, yet Berkman K's. It wasn't the ump's fault.
Quicker than your average 14-year-old, that's for sure.
Are you guys all shut out from FSN, or is it your choice that you're watching it on ESuckPn?
Lester gets the no-no. Boston 7, KC 0
Probably about the same as MMPUS right now
Jacksonville is 0.68% Asian according to the 2000 census.
Any body check the red sox score lately. Not that I would want to curse any one or anything.
No, but he'd be so quick about it I might not notice.
Fuck me! Blurdak!
There ya go, Bourn! Solid line drive.
I blame Budgirl. She is at the game--why didn't she throw something at Edmonds?
Wow. That pitch count graphic really told the story of Moehler tonight.
I finished off Asimov's "Foundation" Trilogy a few months ago and really, really enjoyed it.
Backe looks excellent today.
glad to knowthe rangers 3rd base coachKinsler screwed the pooch on that one.
I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone try to score on a pop to the secondbaseman who was under it and facing the infield. Three runs behind with the middle of the order up, idiotic but I'm glad he tried.
Gameday is way behind. How did the bases get loaded?
so sad, but yet so true. Why is it so hard for them to understand how much he means to the pitching staff defensively and to be able to realize when he steals a hit that would have led to runs scoring from the opposition it has the same effect as if he got a hit and scored himself?
The Pence thing was just the worst. Super googolplex man love.
My sarcasm meter fell off the table!
He wanted JR Towles called up from AA. Hmmmmm....
Stop hitting Miggy!
The Fissure King 2B
Astros Lineup:
Bourn, CF
Matsui, 2B
Tejada, SS
Berkman, 1B
Lee, LF
Pence, RF
Wigginton, 3B
Towles, C
Oswalt, P[/b]
Be quiet about Bourn, Gleek. That shit is old already.
Carlos Lee is usually money in that situation. Crap.
Sampson to get an extra days rest and some extra work. FOOTER LINK
The Mets really thought they could hold people up for Lastings Milledge?
Aaron fucking Boone.
Lobsters really coming back to bite.
Here is a comparison of the Charlie Gehringer (one of the best 2nd baseman of the 30s) to Derek Jeter (not amongst the best shortstops of his era) life time batting:
AB R H HR RBI BB BA OBP SLG
Gehringer 8860 1774 2839 184 1427 1186 .320 .404 .480
Jeter 7541 1394 2391 195 949 764 .317 .388 .460
For those of you not watching, Haren hit a liner to right, Spaz came in a step, froze, then jumped as the ball sailed over his glove to the wall for a double.
Can we untrade with Arizona?
What--just because of his skin color?
Well, don't ask an opinion question if you are not prepared for differing answers.
I just couldn't hold it in.
Is it overreacting a bit to let out a hearty "whew" at the end of that one?
Dammit Valverde, you've got a four run lead, quit fucking nibbling!
Not a lot of question about that HBP. Let's hope JR didn't get Bagwell'd.
"I was just, uh… 'BWAH!' That's more like a… It's a warrior like… Strikes fear into the… hearts of…"
anyone know the trivia answer?
i'm thinking it is a pitcher.
I hear two years of prison can change a man.
Not good enough defensively and not fast enough. But, you knew that.
This may be obvious, but I suggest you shop at Best Buy, etc., but BUY online! While I expected there to be a difference, I was never aware how much until I bought my 60" SXRD a little over a year ago. What was $5k + tax + delivery at BestBuy was $3900 + no tax + free delivery online! Fortunately I had my cell phone with me at BestBuy and was literally minutes from buying the tv when I thought I'd take one quick look online to see how much I was throwing away for instant gratification (assumed it was maybe $100 or $200 at the most). I was stunned. Buy online!!
I like it. Bourn has a lot of upside, provides excellent defense at a crucial position and has the potential to be a good leadoff hitter that can wreck havoc on the basepaths. It could turn out to be a steal of a trade in a few years.
Also, if they can sign someone like Linebrink, the loss of Lidge would be lessened.
It's gonna be interesting to see what they do after this.
Why is Buster Olney reporting yet again that the Mets are targeting Roy Oswalt as an acquire?
lane working on a golden sombrero tonight
Petroleum engineering or geology. Basically oil company bread and butter jobs. There are way more jobs than there are people to fill them, and it's getting worse. At my company, 70% of the workforce is over the age of 50. They expect to lose nearly 50-60% of the current workforce to retirement in the next 10 years. They have no idea where they're going to find replacements.
It isn't all that often you can really say "this guy" or "that guy" blew the game.
Dave Borkowski just blew this fucking game.
I don't think he was pitching around him. He just can't find the plate.
just wait till we visit sf on monday, care to guess how many runs we're gonna score against Lowry, Lincecum, and Zito?
Our offense is just mind boggling
Now we get to lament the LOBsters.how about qualls walking shitfuck freel to start the inning.
Kyra Sedgewick is hideous.
Rockets down 6 after 3.
Gonna be tough.
Rockets update: 65-54 Jazz w/5 minutes remaining in the 3rd Q
Chip'n'Brad up
Hits a flare to 2nd, on to first 3 down quickly.
Morgan is hitting .293? What the fuck...