By Craig Elliott
The Astros just lost a disappointing series to the Rockies, while the Giants lost all three to the Phillies. In fact, they’re 1-6 this month.
The Giants are getting banged up with injuries (Moises Alou) but the spotlight is all on FrankenBarry again. But the Astros website says Barry probably won’t play today, I guess because of the late game at Philly last night. Or he got one of his huge man-teats caught in a wringer or something.
Monday, May 8, 9:15 p.m. CDT – FSN
MLB Extra Innings – The game will be broadcast on the side of Barry Bonds’ giant fucking head by Bay Area Fox. Settle in for late-night broadcasts all week, by the way, because Dodger Stadium is next.
Where: AT&T Park
Well we know they don’t have a roof. Reception is probably better that way.
The Giants have slipped below .500 and are bringing up the rear in the NL West. So to speak.